₦airaland Forum

IamPlato:
Who cares about twitter?

I don't... I stopped using them last year after discovering it is owned and managed by fools...



I remember correcting an American for his wrong impression on Africans and they attacked me, reported me and twitter immediately suspended my account indefinitely...

There are 100s of death threat posts, many violence instigated posts on twitter that twitter ignores...

The comment of Nancy Pelosi that showed she was happy with the invading of Hong Kong house of rep was never removed neither was she suspended...

Buhari has always been a fool which we all know but the comment he made that was removed was a warning and there are many worst comments on that twitter...

Plus twitter plus buhari plus twitter fans and buhari fans, God punish all of una... Amen...


By the way, who are these illiterates replying my opinion? Do you see me supporting buhari? Or do you see me supporting Jack? Does Jack pay you be on twitter and suck his dick? Don't be a fool my people, remove sentiments from your slimy brains.

If you don't like my opinion kindly stay in your house and cry then run mad there, just don't enter market so you don't become permanently mad... Good luck

With all your sense and wiseness you still de borrow data de enter nairaland to call Twitter owners and management names.

Your surname is sorry

Caaz:
No matter how hungry I am....I would never ever eat any slithering creature.



Lord pls don't ever let me condescend to that snake eating level.
Anyway Sha ...enjoy your eat.

But you de eat fish abi?
As them eat am them no die,me too go eat

tonididdy:
Am I the only one who doesn't use Twitter or even understand the site


PS: I'm not in support of the Nigerian govt, just saying this shouldn't be news to me.

Don't worry, its turn by turn.
Tomorrow they may ban Facebook and nairaland

kowasco:
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If you sell 3k carry am come sabon garri kano state

Juliusmalema2:
Nothing concern me with Wetin them de eat, I just de admire the pretty yoruba lady and wish I could fucck her.

Mod!!!!!!
This kind person no suppose to be here.
Ban him!!! ban ban

Very soon you will see thier revenge.


Ban Twitter in Nigeria.

Na so thier brain de always work.

I no go talk anything make them no come carry me too


DSS

Una well done oohh

God punish all of them,

Bandits de cash out millions on kidnapping una de thief onions

IYANGBALI:
It is time for Nigerians to rice up against this government

No be only rice up na beans up

360degreess:
Just say what is on your mind, that is;" Army can't win against ipob terrorists right"?.. keep supporting ipob terrorists.Remember what happened in Borno, the indigenes started by supporting Boko Haram.But what happened later?..Well I trust the Nigerian Army,they will destroy your fellow ipob terrorists.And when they do, you people will start crying for help from international community.

Thanks for your advice

Igbos no need am

Go advice ogun people if you get transport reach cotonou where they are taking refuge

Praxis758:
When will Ohaneze Ndigbo converge to condemn this terrorists?

They won't hesitate to criticise on lopsided appointments that only favours the few among them Ndigbos but would keep mute when state infrastructures are being destroyed.

May amadi oha answer you.
Ofeke

If na ecn they kill now you will be shouting with joy

Abeg which tribe de answer olayinka?

If na igbo name some people go carry am for head,
Only this morning one jump inside river die and ekelebe catch dia oga at the top

#yorubaamaka#

helinues:
It's not good for someone to surround himself with too much negative energy...

No positive messages from Farooq for years now apart from wailing, attacking and pull them down epistle...

This is what you have to offer after reading this nice write up,
Empty skull.
Show Nigerians that he is wrong by your own write up stating reasons why you think he is,

NaijaOlosho:
Next Time Learn To Mind Your Business. Both online and offline.


This advise goes to everyone.

Some people you see are not men of God, some are native doctors.

Wetin oduhaeje do you this morning?

I no blame this man,na the parents fault,
How can you name your child lia?

Na him make the man de lie up and down

ifytrik:
Las Las Nigeria don tyre me, i just de pray make my ticket enter make i leave this country, if it works out i will never return to Nigeria again aswear.

Which tickets?

You are on a long thing

ccollins:
God have mercy on them.some of these nations that don't know God or have rejected Him. Who shall be their fortress in the day of trouble. It will be terrible

Your own nation that you claim to know God,are you better than them?

Singapore prisoners are better than free Nigerians

Lalami3232:
See wetin person go marry for house tomorrow.
I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "the day my wife born girl, I go cry like person wey one game cut he 20M ticket".

Your foolishness is underrated,

You just said your wife,who go give birth to the girl child you will marry?

WalkerMichael:
u mean Nigerians would start to buy petrol for 385naira per litre soon?

No,
He mean fuel will be free very soon

Need nwoko community not family


If you know u know

Seeeker:
Mbaka don port to Unknown Gunmen camp.

Fear of unknown gunmen is the beginning of wisdom
If you know you know

lathrowinger:
Nice 1 bro, my regards to your beautiful wife...

See human,
You enter here to greet him wife?_

Myer:
It's called tactical advantage.
From Abuja he's getting intel on his assailants, the IPOB and ESN miscreants.

He knew that there would be reprisal attack for slaughtering the IPOB commander Ikonson.
The interesting thing about a leader is just as Kanu is abroad instructing his foot soldiers to kill policemen and security aides in the East, the govt likewise from Abuja is giving instructions in the best interest of his state from Abuja.

Obviously there's no reasoning with Kanu cos when you have a man blinded by the blind idea of Biafra who also has the support of angry and frustrated Igbo youths, you cannot even negotiate.

But the advantage the governor has is a higher fire power and Intel.

If there's the need to drop more of IPOB/ESN henchmen, he will definitely see it fit to protect his peaceful citizens.

Cos clearly not all igbos support Kanu.

After your long grammar,if you have enough balls come and escort uzodinma to owere.

Legalcriminal:
Question

I was fasting and slept after the Fajr prayer. This caused me to have a wet dream, but ejaculation occurred after I fully woke up. So I broke my fast and made up for the day. My question is: does ejaculation after full wakefulness invalidate fasting?

Answer

All perfect praise be to Allah, the Lord of the worlds. I testify that none is worthy of worship except Allah and that Muhammad, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, is His slave and messenger.
Wet dreams do not affect fasting according to the agreement of scholars. The Kuwaiti Fiqh Encyclopedia states:
Wet dreams do not affect fasting and do not invalidate it by consensus because the Prophet, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, said, “Three things do not break the fast of the fasting person: cupping, vomiting, and the wet dream.” That is because it is hard to abstain from it except by abandoning sleep, whereas sleep is permissible and abandoning it is not possible, and because there was no actual intercourse or ejaculation resulting from lustful sexual contact. It has no effect on Hajj as well by consensus.
This ruling is not affected by the fact that ejaculation only occurred after wakefulness because you did not intend what happened and because if a wet dream occurs during sleep, one cannot control ejaculation after wakefulness.
You were supposed to complete your fasting and not break it and to ask the people of knowledge about the rulings that you do not know in the matter of your religion and acts of worship. It is impermissible that one does something until he knows the ruling of Allah Almighty concerning it.
As long as you did what you did, you should make up for the day – as you did. You should also repent to Allah Almighty from this deed.
Allah knows best.

https://www.islamweb.net/en/fatwa/110855/fast-of-one-who-had-wet-dream-and-ejaculated-after-waking-up

I dictate lies upon lies here,be bold enough to say the truth because wet dream can only end in dreams.
The fact here is that you have erection when you wake up and you masturbated leading to ejaculation

Kzinne:
Releasing these videos are wrong. How are we sure he wasn't begging under duress? A crime has to be proven beyond reasonable doubt before a conviction can be made. Let him be charged to Court and let the law take it's course. Infact releasing stuff like this is prejudicial to the matter as the accused has been technically charged to court. Let's stop Media trials please

At this rate, you can not make heaven

blinking001:
When Buhari decides to strike now this Same Nigerians will label him a tyrant and a dictator. There's a reason he's gallantly referred to as the peoples General. Very soon Banditry, Bokoharam, Militancy, kidnappings, IPOB, ESN, unknown Gunmen will be a thing of the past.
God bless Nigeria.

You read this crap you type and it made sense to you?

Abeg go alabaragwo and buy cattle brain,a good doctor can substitute it to that thing inside your skull

sarrki:
If I may ask , is it same Fulani killing in IMO?

All the atrocities are not by Fulani alone

Nigerians are naturally mean to one another

Fulani is the root cause of what is happening at imo oga.

You want south east to fold hands and watch or run to cotonou like our educated, chest beating nairaland war heroes?

Newton85:
You don't even have to like pea-brained, utterly incompetent Buhari to know that this woman is a stupid hypocrite! Just see how see didn't even mention her Igbo governors. So, it's braindead Buhari that's behind "unknown gunmen" murdering police, burning properties, which your people have been celebrating? Well, she's just a typical Igbo, always blaming others for their self-inflicted woes. Swine!

Crying more than the bereaved as usual

BAZ001:
This woman no dey fear again ?

Fear who?

Go kill her nah

peacekante:
You use your sense come online and you are believing a mare Terrorists group can rename an edifice like imo government house?

Who do una this thing for crying out loud?

You finish school and you don't know the meaning of terrorist?

[quote author=helinues post=101189086]Taking law into your own hands would only worsen the situation[/quote

So they should fold thier hands and watch thier people butchered like Salah meat?]

Kestolove:
my question is what does Atiku and pdp stand to gain from all this organise killing and Banditary?

You sucked your mama breast abi na cow milk and mixture of kunu and akamu?