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LiteratureRe: The Diary by Buccinator(m):
Okada . . .oya drop me here. . ."where is slickest . .where is he . .see dont jaaarst tell me u'r running Low on Ideas-better e'-charge 2 9te or . . .!
PoliticsRe: President Goodluck Jonathan Reshuffles Cabinet (Updated) by Buccinator(m): 9:51pm On Sep 11, 2013
PoliticsRe: I‘ll Not Contest In 2015 – Jonathan (2011) by Buccinator(m): 8:50pm On Sep 10, 2013
A man who has a vision will surely have something to fight for. GEJ never fought for being a president. .he had no visions . .he just "became"! If we'r gonna print our votes then we'l do that coz we see a vision bearer and not based on the impulses of an underfed ex-convict.
PoliticsRe: There Will Be Bloodshed If Jonathan Loses In 2015 - Asari Dokubo by Buccinator(m): 8:54pm On Sep 09, 2013
U.N.F: United: Nigeria Fall's - divided we Stand! I had a dream that 1day the ppl of this Green Land 'll one day nail their votes 4 a President not becoz of his party affliation, religion or tribal origins but based on Crediblity and just a "little Sincerity" just a little!

I'm not asking 4 much! We thought GEJ was d man of our dreams but I wish His Grandfather was alive to see the disappointment He's become! Its not over yet
as he could salvage a quarter of His a*ss come 2015 but let the cries of the destitutes in the north, the wailings of the malnourished 6weeks old baby in Taraba, the misery and poverty of the market woman in Benue, the frustrated sigh of the Alaba truck pusher,the gray hair of Nigerian Undergraduates following ASSU holidays and a sequel of "Unemployability", the tears of an Aba bussiness man/keke driver,
the hopelessness of the leper,the innocent prisoner,the rural dwellers in Bornu, may the fear of death Haunting indigenes in Jos, all the groanings of pregnant/nursing mothers, old women inhabiting the dregs of Ado-Ekiti, Onitsha, Benin. . .may the cries and tears of a thousand souls killed by the "Haram's" form the most dreadful musical note, such as never heard by mortal ears. . .and may it play on in His(and every other Failed President/Governor) dreams evry night blasting his/their ears till he wakes up-eida in His Villa-2d Resolution of Doing things right or in the pit of Hell where a hot-Flaming Fisherman Hat is articulated to his bulbous tarry bald hair!!!
And if they fail to repent . .they shall likewise perish .. .May it never cease to resound in his(GEJ's) ossicles that 78% of Nigerians have completely lost Hope in Him! GEJ pics as a fis;,.:-"annn:. : https://www.nairaland.com/1388822/diary/2
PoliticsRe: Did You Vote Jonathan In 2011 And Will You In 2015? by Buccinator(m): 7:47pm On Sep 09, 2013
Pictures of GEJ as a fisherman: https://www.nairaland.com/1388822/diary/2
PoliticsRe: I‘ll Not Contest In 2015 – Jonathan (2011) by Buccinator(m): 7:38pm On Sep 09, 2013
If Nigeria doesnt go Extinct come 2015 - then we shall forever remain indivisible. . .fisherman or chronic PhD capenter . .lets be patient till 2015. Summary: https://www.nairaland.com/1388822/diary/2
TV/MoviesRe: The Day They Came (A Short Sci-fi Film) by Buccinator(m): 11:27am On Sep 09, 2013
TV/MoviesRe: The Day They Came (A Short Sci-fi Film) by Buccinator(m): 11:26am On Sep 09, 2013
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PoliticsRe: PDP Youths Stab Delta Commissioner by Buccinator(m): 10:38am On Sep 09, 2013
LiteratureRe: The Diary by Buccinator(m): 12:12am On Sep 09, 2013
9z job. . Do u realy knw dt suspence kills.
LiteratureRe: The Diary by Buccinator(m): 11:55pm On Sep 03, 2013
angry Ammmma show thee pepper if thou refuseth to updateth soon!
LiteratureRe: The Diary by Buccinator(m): 8:40am On Sep 03, 2013
Mmmmmh! Two words: Horror Full!
LiteratureRe: The Diary by Buccinator(m): 12:21pm On Sep 02, 2013
** . . ** Thiz iiz veeerry scuuuurry . . **.my Ventricles raced down the story at 100 beats per minute!! Wondering where U get all thiz ghosty idea's from! I dont see any solutions2 his problems . .iz he gonna die? Sure he will! Do us some favor. .schedule ur updates . .or do it naw naw naw . .else people like me 'll start dying from "Horror Induced Reflex Tachycardia" . . .coma!!!
LiteratureRe: The Diary by Buccinator(m): 10:55am On Aug 29, 2013
**such suspense** shivering 4rm suspense . .pheeeeeeeeew!! Continua d Story . .wondering why it takes centuries b4 u update on such a beautiful piece!
LiteratureRe: The Saviour: The Flee From The Unknown Terminator. by Buccinator(m): 8:46pm On Aug 28, 2013
** crosses hands . .waiting4 next update** U betta make it quick or ammma show you some Burundi Pepper* trust me itz hotter dan fire !
LiteratureRe: African Nerd by Buccinator(m): 8:41pm On Aug 28, 2013
Nice story . .eemmmm**pulls on axillary hairs** bt too quick an ending . .what happened2 his mum . .the church . .his dog . .mr president . .was he saved 4rm cronus . .or is he to be possessed 4eva . .**scratching orbicularis oris** U need to fill in all this blank desmosomes or I'll inject your "corticospinal tract with intra-cranial Alomo or subdural Ijebu Phenobarb" . . .
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LiteratureRe: The Saviour: The Flee From The Unknown Terminator. by Buccinator(m): 11:10am On Aug 23, 2013
Confused . .this zzz gerin twisted! Thought Tony was d serial killer . .now anoda guy pops up at Sade's house . .mystery . . My friend u betta update fast enof . .or u'l b arrested for muder 'ad suspencez'!
LiteratureRe: The Diary by Buccinator(m): 10:07pm On Aug 21, 2013
Mmmmh . .diz Guy is a dead man . .i give Him3 options: (1)Abscond (2)Suicide (3)Give his life2Christ . .@least He'll b facing d consequences . . Bt with a stronger Spiritual Leverage guarding His back . .infact . .in No.3 lies d solution 2diz wretched man's ghosty issue!
LiteratureRe: Ghost-full by Buccinator(m): 10:25pm On Jul 26, 2013
I could contact ABC studios or Warner Bros- Hollywood on your behalf. . .this movie could sell 4 half a million dollars. Dnt think i'm kidding. . .do u knw how the movies : Terminator 1 - 4 and the Matrix came about? Twaz authored by a black woman. .an African American. There'r some cavaties in the plot and if I were d director. .i would go for a season2. For eg:richard's story is incomplete etc. . . And do me/us a favor, post ur picture 4all 2see d orignal author. . B4 doz oyibo go realiz ds movie wt anoda name. . .i put it 2u. . .hollywood wil b on ur tails if u agree2sell. . .d earlier d beta. . .i av crazy movy ideas basicaly horror blended wt martial arts. . bt i knt realy write. . Kip producin. . .u could come up2compete wt the likes of R.L.STINE etc. . . and wenever u nid medically related assistance. .i tink u knw hw2reach me. . Mr Ghosty. .Slick. .more neurons 2ur ghosty gray matter. . .

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