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Abeg who wud dash me money to buy dis fone? ... Boyz broke... Managing dis torch lite... Chai!

7-1 ooooooooooooo... If naija no carry dis world cup ehn... I swear i go hackl NL down!

6-1.... .. Y are d mods, slow in updating d scores.... Dem no dey watch d match?

Dis keeper na FOOL... When naija score e dey no back flit... Noq dem don throw goal...

Gosh! 2-1

Abeg which local station go show dis match? Dstv don expire

Andyblaze: please give me gud ardvise. Please my life is waste paining me every brown new day becaus of this beating beating thing

Dude am sori for saying dos tinz but all u said gotvme annoyed wit u...
Uve have got to make a quite time with yourself... Ask yourself, why do i beat my wife anyhow? On every slight mistake she dos i beat or assult her, do i hate her? has she done anytin to me in d past dat is still eating u till this moment? Think about this, if anoda guy does this to ur daughter or ur mother, how wud u feel? I bet u wud feel like commiting Murder... U shud learn how to control d rage or anger in you...No matter what a woman does to you...u shud learn how to snub, how to not always take tinz personall... Women are very sharp in talking so u have to get used to it...One day, try hiting ur car's screen, nd i can bet with ma lilfe u wud feel d pain deep inside.. Learn how to endure when tinz gets complicated in life.Learn to be a gentle man, not only outside ur house-hold, bt inside also. Or u can always leave d house nd go calm urself down privately... Always know Women are also God's creation... Dey are very dear to us.. Nd u also need to pray very hard... So ma broda, i feel ur pains, bt learn to control ur emotions... Be like say i don turn pastor o! lol... Stay gud bro... Cheers!

macygray: Bro .yu need to go for deliverance ........dis is not ordinary or else you ll kill her with your hands

Noo mind dis man... Ave neva tryed pinching a lady before! Talkless of hiting... Dude! U cursed! Go meet Okija Juju.. I guess his Fore Fathers cud help u!

Dude! Is dis story true? Cause in wat u wrote i can see u not rili a serious person... Infact d story no serious sef!

his awesomeness: Bleep u puto! U too aint a rat's ass

Gosh! I don see say dis dude na bigger Ode than i imagined! U jst here fighting for jay z, whose dosent even knw a fan like you exists! Dude i guess na too much shi shå dey wori u!

Op! D tin be say, i don forget my mama age sef.... ... In Nigeria its kinda hard for parents to tell dem kids dier age...So it aint a big deal to us anymore .. Na d day may pa get accident when e land for igbobi i catch am! .. Doctor asked his age... Gosh he was so shy saying it!

[quote author=god_of_music]Retardeen

Abeg make una click on that link in my signature joor, na there una go see real thread no be this crap here!


#TeamGOM [/quote]Oga abeg shatap! D joke make brain ... Only be say i don hear am before.. Thumbs up brah!

Godvilla: [b]INSTALL ANDROID STOCK BROWSER ON GIONEE P2


[color=olive]*Copy the apk to a folder on ur device’s SD card, Also make sure you know the path where you have copied it on the SD card.

*Open root explorer and locate browser.apk in ur SD card
*Once you have located the required APK on the SD card from root Explorer, tap-and-hold on its icon till u get a menu, select ‘Cut’.

*Now press the back button till you reach the internal memory of the device and then browse to /system/app/ and paste the apk.

*Now find the app’s icon in the list of files there, tap-and-hold on it till you get the options menu.

*Scroll down in the menu 2 Permissions to bring up the permissions dialog.

*A mount query will pop u, just select Yes 2 grant mount access.

*Make sure everything under ‘READ’ is checked.
Only ‘USER’ is checked under
‘Write’ and nothing is checked under ‘Execute’.
By doing so, u have set the app permission to "rw-r-r"

*REBOOT UR DEVICE
*GOTO APPS MAIN MENU AND OPEN BROWSER

BROWSER.APK
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God villa, sometimes i wish i cud jst steal ur brain! Wish say we be brahs! I over envy u.

bufness: I love u

Gay alert!!!

I guess he waz smoking one hot Kush! Or maybe Wale folarin wanna turn a comedian! .. Sonnest he wud say his best naija rapper na akpororo!

Lmaoooooo! .... She no even need to jump throw d b ball, na to jsf chuk am inside! Nd i can bet wid ma life, dat woman has no boyfriends or husband!

God punish kongie!!! Nd dat organ called PENIIIS!!! It wud jst lead u astray! Na y u need to always tie ur Prrick with rubber if u wanna see any hot chiq!!

Ma dear, love is just an illusion! Uve seen u love dis dude, nd u cant let go.! Id advise u give urself a big slap, or blow... Nd say to urself! AM I MAD? Shey na becos of Boy i dey do dis rubissh... Nd i bet dat dat wud help... Cheers!

WEDDING TEST!!! --
My wonderful girlfriend and I
had been dating 4 over a year
and so we decided to get
married.
There was only one little thing
bothering me............. ............ It was her beautiful
younger
sister. My prospective 21 year
old sister-in-law, always wore
very tight miniskirts, and
often times was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was
near me,and I
always got more than a nice
view.
One day her little sis called and
asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I
arrived,and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she
couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once b4
I get married
and commit my life to her
sister......... .......... Well, I was in total shock, and
couldn't say a word. She said,
I'm going upstairs to my
room, and if u want one last
wild fling, just come up and
get me. I was stunned and frozen in
shock as I watched her go
upstairs. I stood there for a
moment, then turned and
headed straight to the front
door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.
Behold, my future family
were standing outside, all
clapping!. With tears in his
eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said
"We are very
happy that you have passed
our little test. We couldn't ask
for a better man for our
daughter Welcome to the
family!".({})
I smiled and heaved a sigh of
relief because I was actually
heading to my car to get my
condoms ...mA GOD SAVE ME
O!..

kizmartino: Make una lemme win dis tin nah

Bros no think am!!! I tink u are stil sleeping on a bicycle!

Chai!!! ... Na so blackberry don suffer??... What if i give u 500 naira, u go collect?

Maybe d hackers dey vex for d both of them.... When dem don rock dier sisters waist finish!!! .. Chai it have red for him oo! .. Imagine dem posting unclad px on his fb page!!! # laffin in pidgin#

harlos: See scapegoats

Harlos!! !!! How fr lah?? Lng time to see brah! Watsup wif ya?

Abeg i wan knw d main tin... How much?

Yes sure!! I had a taste of their cake.... I tink d one ma mama chop enta belle, nd i dey belle dat time.... ... Gues i lucky die!

nenergy: Some of these sexual TIPS on NL will only earn you a slap. So if a lady touches me while chatting, its a sexual message? *in Yuzedo's voice* I give up!

Una pa ooo!!! ... After all, ave given u some tips! Take it or leave it! Nd to all dos gurls claming to be strong? Na una sabi... Keep ur pride nd everytin to urselfs...!

[B]Wanting her in your bed doesn't have to wait until you two have serious relationship. Whenever she's ready, that's the most appropriate time to make it happen.[B]

The key to understanding how to get women into bed lays in your ability to notice and decode her body language. Know that all women are different; a woman's flirty attitude may be identical to another woman's normal behavior and you should learn to differentiate it.

So you have this woman; she's perhaps your lover or you just met her a couple of hours ago but you already have a great conversation. In both scenarios, you need to learn the first rule in how to get women into bed: examining her body language. Here are some signs that she would like you to ravish her:

1. She keeps touching you. When you both chatting, her hands keep exploring your body; perhaps on your arms, shoulders, back, etc. She does not mind with you touching her back and she looks comfortable being around you.

2. She sits with her inner thigh exposed.

3. She gives you compliment sexually. When she compliments certain part of your body like chest or butt rather than your hairstyle or {watches/shoes}, she may want something to do about it.

4. Playing with her clothes nervously. In this case, she may even unfasten a button or two of her blouse. Well, you don't need to learn how to get women into bed specifically to notice this obvious sign.

5. She starts speaking about sex even when you're not starting the topic. She might mention her former boyfriend in bed or her other sex experiences.

6. When you both engage in a conversation, her eyes aren't locking in yours like it ought to be. Rather, she keeps changing among both of your eyes and your lips. This is called "triangle gazing" and she probably wishes something more from your lips than just words.

7. She is eager to share the meals and feel comfortable about stealing yours too. This is another sign that she feels relaxed being around you to the point that she doesn't mind sharing her food.

8. She is stealing glimpses at your chest, butt, or even crotch.

Let's assume that the signs are obvious and you're 90% confident that she wants it as bad as you do. At this stage, any guy who knows how to get women into bed won't ask her directly since it will immediately ruin the mood. Just make use of any kind of excuse to make her comes to your flat or some other private place to have sex. If she really desires it, even a boring excuse like "I just bought a new DVD, why don't we watch it in my place" will get the job done.

After you manage to bring her to your place, take your time and don't rushing things. Women need time to get used and feeling comfortable with your place. Sit alongside her and keep physical contact: hold hands, strokes hair, and so on. Keep escalating and in time, you will have her in your bed. After holding hands, it is advisable to start with a kiss.

Dis thread don enta page 80 sha! Nawa ooo!