₦airaland Forum

CaroLyner:
sometimes its safer with a friend around.

as per security operative wey u b na

Decker:
I will take 2, simply because she has a slim, trimmed body and she also seems to have a nice waist line, and given her physique, such waist line would likely accentuate the shape of her hips, which although isn't all that visible from the dress, I can tell it's broad & curvy, even though the ass isn't that big.

But to be honest, I am not all that fascinated by women with big asses. It's just too much unnecessary fat in my opinion.

i wud toe ur lane whn she is for keeps but lash? kim no1 kadash alnite long...singin cool n d gang

thts not d same person

rawpadgin:

No responsible girl will go to a guy's place on a first date

i keep on wondering what kinda naija settings first date ends at d bedroom talk more of sexin...sum dude try to live in naija as if they r in yankee

babe i will advice u scale "a man in ur life vs a car" b4 goin down tht road. thts d african factor; dnt forget tht. my advc get a man 1st

EverLily:
See the teacher's 'very' and the supposed student's 'very' too. You can tell they were written by the same person. This stuff is becoming stale abeg

hahaha d nigas shii has been sighted

blessedfavoured:
Question is for guys.
Dissapointed?
Angry.?
Is it something you can forgive?

a lot of thns ll b scrutinized before decision

misspicy:
As for me myself and I....i cannot even date a poor man

hope its goin accordin to plan cos karma can b like usain bolt sumtyms

naija b lyk

am actually nt a fan of big boobs but chic still do this to small joystick men... ;Dam actually nt a fan of big boobs but chic still do this to small joystick men...

they do d age test so whoever passes d test goes to d championship. sum underaged player do fail d test. note that

legendary state of mind

we get you classic and best of lines, punchlines and rhymes of all time. guess d'artist n song: " If u see a gal u like She ugly or she fine No stand dey look just make a move say baby pls be mine Ur beautiful 2night Have a drink with me no crime M a gentle man I get small money to spend on u" genre: rap

ladyF:
Dmx

babe u r d best. duff cap for u

we get you classic and best of lines, punchlines and rhymes of all time. guess d'artist n song: "when I act, take one, set him up, to take two
get him there, take three, get him done
Wasn't hard for me to get him where I wanted him"
genre: rap

informative but a lil bit of over emphasizing

almostFamous:
Would u blame the lady? I wouldn't! Even if it were chinese guys who came with the fake cards and then a japanese comes days after(u can't tell the diff btw a chinese and a japanese),I will react the same way the lady did.

do u understand tht d incident is a slight to even ur person...do u even knw hw credit card works. whr did they mention in d story tht they bought sth wt d cards

W3xy1:
2011 pictures. 4yrs ago

was it d 1 written on d vehicle? cos tht wud b ridiculous if u read tht as a time stream

in my time on d job i found tht women around u always want to smile at even ur comic gestures nt only ur attempts even. U can simply keep a gal smiling by goin all indian on her, bringing out d comic in wht ever u do around her. They never actually want u to look too serious

licencing offices issue papers to peeps tht can drive manual. imagine taking ur wife or gal 4 manual lessons n u r d instructor. economically its better managed. u ve to change d gear if u leave it 4 a long tym n d gear rusts no oiling-thts auto. I do both. auto driver r conventional drivers

CityNG:
And in your mind you're making sense

thts his mind. wht is urs sayin

CityNG:
Thank you for providing a very hearty laugh.

First of all, your embassies abroad are eh laughing stock of the world and second yes it possible for foreigners to love Nigeria more than some looting Nigerians.

Get a grip and do some real work like providing healthcare, school and power.

dude thrz no love lost in it or found anywhr around it...its political business. key word busy...busy-ness

Bluetooth2:
The US doesn't have any problem With Nigeria but with the criminal-in-chief who believes stealing is not corruption.

di u ve any proof of this "steal" u r blabbn bout?

Bluetooth2:
If the US had supported this criminal-in-chief, he would have used that support as a campaign strategy but now that they are telling him to stop ruining Nigeria, he's spewing rubbish.

If not for the people of Nigeria, I would have wished the US impose oil embargo on this rogue administration to bring it to its knees.

u dnt just get it tht us is just a ciuntry like nigeria. God no dey reside thr oga

eddyline:
I just said it the way I see it. no insults intended

then its tym to strt lookn beyond ur nose

eddyline:
when did the chicken start warning the lion?

its shear sarcasm when u dnt just get it tht thrz no good to "chookin hand inside ur eyes" thins

I actually think the case is far from meet the eyes. 1. I dont think he is that boring as u put it; I thibk the issue is with u, u r not in love with him, u just tolerate him. cos he ll be funny in whichever freaking way if u connected with him. have u studied indians? their women consider them the funniest
2. u know the funny thing u are right to think of him as uptight cos u cant cut deep into him. u might even be in a friendzone with him despite the fact that u guys dance kerewa. u guys should sit down and talk on how to set ur lives in perspective by moving on.round pegs in square holes

Smiler11:
The fire is still on up till now, no sleep for us cos our house is close to the station

sorry dearie hope its all over now

in an atempt to maneuver a feul tanker into a reservoir in the above mentioned gas station, the driver lost calculations n the vehicle tumbled n hit the not canvas floor n made a spark tht set the station ablaze. due to the size of the fire onlookers could only do their part n look on. its a hot spot n a rush hour round the working hours so the business had to be cut short n everyone took to their heels n watched as fiery furnace tore the admin block n the environs to ashes. the fire service unit just got their hours after only for the onlookers to attack n send them running back from whr they came from. as of tym of post fire is still with no chance of power(nepa) restoration in they zone is now a far cry...am already making calls for fuel via black market cos all close by stations are scared to death to resume business. no pix cos its so hot. new stories (developing) are sayin the cos of the fire is as a case of a bad motorcyclist tried to cable his throttle while the tanker is discharging. beer talks no digity

edozie04:
my gf is getting taller than me what should I do?

is she twelve? damn yerimian!