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Let me paint a picture of what happened, he lost his job and after sometime you started thinking in your mind that he is becoming less of the person he used to be, you deny him sex, always form busy and serious. Then resentment started building in both parties. He resorted to drinking himself to numb. You stopped talking to him because you felt he should get it by now. Then issues after issues because he has become too sensitive. Now psyche major is: respect him and see him the way he was before. Sometimes it gets a lot worse before it gets better. Something big might be around the corner. But if you want to leave him it's well. Think deep

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Snakedoctor1:
I remember a divorce case I handled some years ago.

The Respondent, the wife, blatantly refused to show up in court or engage a lawyer; and the judge wasn’t ready to proceed without her.

One day in court, the judge, again, refused to proceed with the matter without the woman. That we must meet with her and hold the statutory conference before she will hear the matter. I told the judge we have served her the petition and the hearing notice for today’s sitting and clearly she is not interested in defending the petition, so, we should proceed in the interest of justice.

The judge come vex for me o. That I should do more than that. I should get her number, call her and try to see her and hold a meeting with both of them and try to settle them. E come be like say na me wan scatter their marriage.

The judge asked the petitioner, my client, if he doesn’t want settlement, he said no. He was visibly angry, talking about how he just wants a divorce immediately and nothing else. That they are still living together and that he is just waiting for the divorce to leave the house or kick the woman out.

Judge says I should still meet with both of them. Everybody knows that this is the point you must shout “As the Court pleases” to avoid wahala.

After court I collected the Respondent’s phone number from my client and called her immediately. I requested to meet with her and invited her to come to my office. Madam said she is not coming anywhere, that if I want to meet with her, my client should bring me to their house.

I went back to the office after agreeing with my client that I will come over to his house after the close of work that same day.

I went to their house by 5pm. We sat down and starting talking about the issue. Then I got a bombshell.

She: Did your client tell you that he is serious about that divorce?

Me: Yes. We are in court already. He even told the judge so this morning in court. He is here now, he can tell you himself.

She: Serious about which divorce? Is it not that court he came back from this afternoon and came and collect one d@ggy?

I was totally flabbergasted. I didn’t expect that kind of raw bluntness from her. I turned to my client, he was silent and avoiding my eyes.

D@ggy? I carried my file quietly, entered my car and left.

Like d@ggy? After all that heat I faced in court, you even stood there, forming anger, then you came back and collect hot d@ggy in the afternoon?

What do you take lawyers for in this country? D@ggy? You couldn’t even do missionary in appreciation of the lashing that judge gave me because of your divorce case, you went and did d@ggy. D@ggy that use to sweet like wetin. �

Mr *Evaritus Gregory. Sir, though it is 4 years now, but I still remember. I know you will read this. I know you will laugh... from the bottom of my heart, sir, thunder fire you. �

*Not real name

- By First Baba Isa (FBI)

Culled from the wall of Afolayan Oluyemi

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I am from anambra and I don't have anything against the cut off, its there for all to see why traders that y'all despise make it, they are actually smarter that some graduates

Every Igbo should start thinking this way also. You know very large percentage of IGBOS lives in SW and do lot of business here. You send the proceed back home to develop your home town and take care of your parents.

Despite the fact that we suffer from almost zero electricity in Lagos, we still try to push our business forward.

Osinbajo or Tinubu president will give Lagos the power to generate her own stable power supply to boost business activities.

Other state like rivers will key into this also

Obi presidency might be another escuse for failure because IGBOS will defend him sighting buhari and Obasanjo as the genesis.

An osinbajo or Tinubu presidency will favor Lagos and also favor Igbo Hausa and Yorubas together because we all own Lagos and contribute immensely to her development.

buchostags:
Every Igbo should start thinking this way also. You know very large percentage of IGBOS lives in SW and do lot of business here. You send the proceed back home to develop your home town and take care of your parents.

Despite the fact that we suffer from almost zero electricity in Lagos, we still try to push our business forward.

Osinbajo or Tinubu president will give Lagos the power to generate her own stable power supply to boost business activities.

Other state like rivers will key into this also

Obi presidency might be another escuse for failure because IGBOS will defend him sighting buhari and Obasanjo as the genesis.

An osinbajo or Tinubu presidency will favor Lagos and also favor Igbo Hausa and Yorubas together because we all own Lagos and contribute immensely to her development.

Nigeria is a country not lagos municipality

Nigeria is a country not a lagos municipal

The very chicken Republic outlet we are talking about is in onitsha, a stone throw from my abode, these guys are door men per se, the uniform is the hoax, real people that visit this restaurant actually like these guys cos they enjoy their jobs, these chicken Republic lines are mare damage control to the rush that is dying down since the debacle

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These guys are cultists shot by rivals over death of a kingpin, it happened on Saturday afternoon, the one in red is a well known football talent in the area. This post is a complete fuss

Due to the direct primaries conducted people called their relatives a d told them that Apc is sharing money, we rushed and a piece of paper was given to us to become emergency party members, gladly we collected the money and the paper, at around 7pm we left the ground and in the morning we had that Andy came out victorious then we saw what wa to come and changed the game, truth is soludo did not even have a hand in his winning

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mike okri...omoge. psquare special man. darey not d girl. banky strong thn. tuface ole

pet4ril:
Hope you have never done it before

thts goes a long way in tellin d story of their lives.smh. its just insulting. pls dnt ever do tht

victor is from aguluzoigbo, ekwunife is from Aguukwu n papa OBi agulu. all of anaocha circle. he has never done anythn for tht constituency.whereas grassroot wise obi n uche has conquered it whch is y uche keeps winning it. d oda side of d senatorial tht is open is idenmili wch umeh failed in d promises he made them by collecting huge sums for ticket n then selling to d highest bidder. i believe he best pray peter doesnt come out. u knw say peter d quick vex. victor is a learner. and this right here is gone make peter pick up a ticket. n thts d end for vikitor.lol

fakers vs realers...team pushplay all d way

tht girl looks lost. she gone a helluva help to make it back. God pls help

QueenValerie:
7:13pm in Texas

gud n wht r u doin now

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QueenValerie:
Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope

wht time is it in america ryt now.lol

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hahaha pushplay u r one helluva mofo...nice job pickin out ths guy...did i just say guy...hahahahahahahaha i wasnt sure initially but d way d "guy" kept close to ths thread got me thinkin. @"queen" u ve been sighted. just admit it. mehn u say u r american. i c ur movies all d tym. americans tend to give in whn they r bursted.....bursted thts d word lwkmd

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pbs4real:
hahaha,the funniest tin be say nah em dey behind the moniker. .

dude u ve a point. pinkjacket loves a guy in blackjacket.lol. like jacky chans...2+2=5,(fishy)?

forgeti am sure its d koboko thns

wht i do is flirt, go for d kill n bang am thr.
ok i flirt; like smile at her, crack empty jokes n get her comfortable. then d kill; tease her, ruffle her a lil n ask her out. u knw apply so emotions alrdy. thr; is on d date make it special, apply my charm, make her laff, tell interesting story but never ask too many questions... tht way i turn d chase n bang she is chasin after me n doin her might by then to keep moi

HateU2:
Start with friendship.

puts u str8 into d dreaded frndzone.one touch

Panzerfaust:
You deserved more than a slap. Never ask a girl for her number immediately. The trick about asking for numbers is that you must first chat her up, then tell her you'll like to see her again. At that point, she will give you her number herself. You did not even talk to her, you were already asking for her number. You be stalker?

ok. fine. he messed up cos he hasnt been like tht for sum tym but slap (makes face) come on. na funeral thns na