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Most likely not.

And not because 'equality' is bad, but because every issue, to her, will be a dick-measuring contest.

@ Topic, sounds weird. Better suited to women.

Canelle, I see you. Post more!

rolled: Chai
It's so unfortunate that you became the fastest out of 100,000 sperm

Knockout .

paulolee: hmm...rememba wen i wnt 4 a job application in pH...i entered a bus n saw a very pweety babe sittinq behind ma sit n wi wr exchanqinq eYe contacts tru d side mirror( she was feelinq ma laq swaqs)....wi reached our destination n i even paYed 4 hr T.p n wi had a little chat...i was kinda 2 earli bt she was alreadi late, wi exchanqed contacts n pin n she huridli left mi n climbed anoda bike....wen i qet 2 d companY...submitted ma c.v...did d first interview n dea demanded wi do some set of test b4 d aptitide test...fortunateli 4 mi, as i headed 2 d lab n saw d same damsel dt i met earlier dt DaY (she was part of d medical team)...she jus iqnored mi asif she dnt kno mi(bissines b4 plesure tinx)...it reached 4 ma turn, anoda ladi said dt i strech out ma hand 2 qet some blood required 4 d test tru ma veins...she rubbed some spirit on ma hand n inserted d injection tru ma veins n i was jus lukinq @ ma oda bizzY medical qal's sexy bodi n was imaqininq tinz n was smillinq( mi wea 8 injection die)....i went out n concluded d interview tinz...called hr later on dt same daY n she kept mi companY anytime she's less bizzY (did some cukinq n washinq tinz tru out ma stay in pH coz i was stayin alone bk den)...
WAT I LEARNT 4RM D XPERIENCE...
* i realised dt avinq a relationship wt a qal older dan u is d best...
*Avinq a relationship wt some1 in d medical field is STILL D BEST 4 MI, dea cnt FRIENDZONE U n wud av a happY s*x lyf b'coz dea kno WEN N HOW 2 HAV A SEFE N HAPPYS*X...
**drops mic**

Fvck! What language is this?

bushdoc9919: Same thing with God. God is not the father Christmas you think he is....

Yes, you're actually right. God is Father 'Every-Second'.

Santa ain't got a thing on Him.

Khalessi: America was built on a Godly foundation. Now all that is lost.

Yeah right!

They massacred the Indians on a 'godly' foundation abi?

Don't forget your fore-fathers that were made to pick cotton against their will.

America is just like any other empire.

sexfiend: Ojukwu is long dead. you lack common sense .

That's right. But his manhood lives on.

zicoraads: And somewhere in Nigeria, a family would definitely go to bed without eating anything.

The poor don't need charity...they need INSPIRATION!

Frankmishael: may u die of hunger for quoting my pastor @op

Would Jesus be pleased with your wish?

What do you learn in church sef?

You guys are on looooong thing...

You don't need to play a song. What you FEEL, she feels.

Man, I spent a full year in Accra. I can assure you, they've gt some really fine tail.

Stop hating.

.

OP. Kindly credit the original author of the article.

Musiwa, you skipped your meds again?

destante: Okay this was the issue for discussion on a popular radio station yesterday evening and I thought to put it out here. It apparently is a true life story.
*************************
My name is Kemi. I used to work in my dad's
company till I had my second child. My dad told
me to stay home and take care of the kids and I
enjoyed every minute of being a wife and mum until
I lost my dad. It was in my dad’s will to make my
husband CEO after my father's death, so my
husband took over. 3 months ago, he came home
and said to me..
"I don't love you Kemi, I never did. I appreciate
everything you have done but it is time I move on
with my life. You can keep the house, cars and I'll
arrange monthly allowance for you and the kids. If
your brother agrees with my lawyer's terms, I'll pay
him well for his share in the company. Thanks to
your father, I own 70% of the company. Don't try to
fight this, it is your father's will."
Two weeks later, my dad’s lawyer came to see me.
She had a handwritten letter by my dad. There was
a clause in the will saying If Tayo leaves me
without any fault of mine or if he dies before me, I
take over the company. Tayo came to the house
two days later, begging me to forgive him.
Please what do I do?

Tales.

Someone's 'bout to hit the vaccine jackpot!

destante: I think dying for a partner is just a deliberate hyperbolic cliché to show the intense of affection. Though we always have the weird outliers, no reasonable human would do this for a partner.

This small geh just dey blow grammer anyhow. Respect.

perry2020: Kai sum ppl and funny comments sha.
Anyways my own opinion of a wife material is
1.a lady who can submit herself(she isn't too proud,neda is she boosy,she doesn't put herself above her husbnd and family)
2.a very understanding lady(sumone who understands u coz d key to a healthy relationship is understanding,when they understand each other some quarrels can be averted).
3.a lady who supports u and completes u(sum ladies have d ideology dat "it's my husbnds responsibility to do everything dats y e is d man"its shouldn't be dis way.a wife should be a helpmate not a liability.(take her out on a date tell her u forgot ur wallet n plead wif ha to pay n c her reaction)
4.a god fearing lady
5.a smart lady and a lady who is very resourceful and independent not one who at just dating level is expecting u to buy cream,pad etc f u strt now just get redi to do it forever.
6.a lady who knows how to be economical and considerate
7.a lady wif good morals,very contented,not much of a gossip coz f she is much of a gossip my dear u re in trouble ooo.
8.a lady who knows how to improvise and multitask.
9.a lady with gud personal hygiene and keeps her house clean,f she doesn't keep her house clean den how will she keep urs clean.SHE MUST ALSO CARE FOR HERSELF PHYSICALLY so it won't be a matter of blowing up after marriage and u end up saying my wife is fat and I don't love her.
10.a lady who respect her parents and listen to advice.(f she knt obey her parents forget it she knt obey u.plus f she doesn't listen to advice whats d probability that f she does sumtin wrong and u advise her she would take ur advice and change.
11.a lady who is economical and has a very good saving spirit (this is a very important factor dat a woman must have coz some men spend too much it is d duty of d woman to call her husbnd to caution and try to impact in him d saving spirit incase of raining days)not the woman who spends all her earning on Brazilian hair.
12.a tactful and smart lady that can give her husbnd good advice wen he needs it and encouragement
13.a woman who is string spiritually coz battles will always come.a woman is d bedrock of her home,it is her prayer that keeps her husband,and kids goin.
14.dis is quite important to some men.F I WAS A GUY.SHE MUST BE A VERY VERY GOOD COOK COZ I LOVE FOOD AND VERY GOOD FOOD.( VARIETIES OF COOKING SKILLS AND RECIPE)the way to a man's heart is tru ez stomach.f a lady cooks beta for him babes forget ur nigga oo.
15.she MUST be ready to satisfy him sexually(dis is anoda tin j noticed that drives men away from home when she gives him 2 days in a week roaster AFTER Aff Pay bride price oo.n u expect him nt to look out as a young man.
16.a lady who isn't promiscuous(f she starts acting bitchy while dating what's d probability she won't turn into a LovePeddler wen u get married, now it's nt only men that bring in hiv and stds even women do.
17. A lady who respects u,ur relationship and everything u value including ur parents and siblings.
18.a wife material must be matured aldoe age is just a number sum times,its abt maturity.Good communication is also very necessary
19.make sure she is fun loving(picnic,games,strolls etc) if not ehennnn ur.marraige will be so boring.
20.be a husband material before looking for a wife material.f u ain't a husband material don't expect to have a wife material

Hmmmm talking too much alred.dis ones re d basic sha,got to look out for all dis in a lady

This shit should be laminated!

fruityjojo: How did this Obama guy get old overnight like this!?

If they tell you say aliens dey, tell you who kill JFK. Come give you gist for all the secrets wey dey. Greying would be the least of what would happn to you

Billyonaire: Yes, and more. It means, every room he lands, there is a pretty angel waiting for him. And another reason is all the rooms on the entire floor will be booked so no one can see him come out of any room. And he leaves at night of any day he chooses to leave, in a tinted convoy.

Oh, I see.

His very own 72 black-eyed virgins - right here on earth.

Billyonaire: ...and book between 5 to 10 rooms, and in each room, they will put a beautiful girl. Then later in the night, Oyhakilome will come with escorts and move into anyone of the rooms and what ever happens is left to be imagined. Its a brilliant move

Is it for security purposes sire?

Nmeri17: fOrst you said the father of oyakilome owns the hotel.

Nope.

The friend's dad owns the hotel. He also, according to Billyonaire, is a pastor .

The ONLY question you should ask yourself is, "What do I want?"

Then act on that. The greater part of what attracts women is that you are a man who goes for what he wants - irrespective if her petty 'feelings'.

Sagamite: Do you understand the meaning of the word "combined"?

Girls sleep with idiots all the time.

Intelligence is a big, fat, extraneous bonus.

zeongeon: 1. Be SUCCESSFUL in what ever u are doing and have d aura of been a protector, provider and a leader..Women like succeSsful men.

2. Be a womanizer or have other girls around U that either call u, chat u up and hang out with U..Women seem to love u more and stick to u when they have to struggle to keep U.

3. Be very unpredictable..Women like it when ur unpredictable and when a man leaves them gueSsing giving them every reason to be inquisitive.

4. Don't hesitate to scold her or tell her off at any given time example are u mad? Young lady stop acting like a child and behave u age, don't u ever try that rubbish again, if I slap U, get out!!! Its non of ur business.

5. Love with an IRON FIST and treat her like a child.. Scold with the right hand and pull her back with left to show her love.

6. In anything u do with her ranging from sex to hanging out always live in her psychc that u are a combo of everything MAN eg ur her Father, Boss, Husband, Brother, President, Warrior and King.

7. Never u restrict urself when ur with her for example Fart in front of her make it LOUD, Change ur cloths in front of her, spank her ass and are boobs at random times and whe u feel like, Drink ur garri in front of her, play rough with her throw her about, swing her and scatter her hair, hug her when ur all sweaty even kiSs her when u haven't brushed ur mouth, don't go trying to arrange ur room cos she is coming over, let her see ur porn videos... Do these things I u will bring out the true nature of ur gurl, u will make her play on same leveled ground, no forming no deceit.

8. Don't be afraid to tell her the bitter truth, make decisions and stick to it... Example I can't buy that for U and I don't hv d money for such, ur hair/ dress is ugly, I am unemployed, I squat with a friend, I can't afford that restaurant.

Do the above and thank me later.

This is the guy that bangs our girlfriends.

Sagamite: Combined with a whole lot of intelligence.

Saga, Saga!

Sagaaaaaski!

Some girls LIKE intelligent guys. BUT they FVCK masculine confident guys.

Intelligence doesn't make women wet.

Modified.

Please can someone tell us who she is. Thank you.