Next

Promises again

We yaf hear

I'm a simple man

I see a post of Nigerian army killing boko haram


I share

The above commenter is a virgin

freeze001:
These are soft targets! I repeat, these are only soft targets and are therefore insignificant as boko haram remains technically defeated. Members of the public are enjoined to celebrate the feat of Nigeria being the first in the whole world to technically, completely defeat terrorism! Be properly advised as to the softness of these targets please! Over and Out!

Araoluwa005:
I will give him body language

Are you gay?

Good

Generals03:


Ashewo.

Are you supposed to sleep with a man you do not call your husband?

Continue.

Wetin cosign you

Some people will be having spasms and foaming in the mouth cos of this

Ok

Make I keep quayet

Ok

Just know your job and do it
What with the comparison?

Bullcrap

Funfair001:
Hello Nlanders, I need mature advice please. I'm a 29years old man....I dropped out of University for business and I'm making stable income but now, I want to go back to school (abroad) which I have started my admission processing. Next year, I will be 30years old and some guys are advising me to get married since I have the money to take care of my family and my studies.

I'm confused even though I wish to get married too but still, I don't know what to do. Please I need mature advise if I should just go ahead or shun marriage for now.

Thank you all

Is there a girlfriend or are you just about to look for one to marry?

Enypie:
Trying to tell us that she wants to hold his "Ice cream" in her hands and suck/lick. We get.

Hmm

cloud9usher:
Very soon the whites would also invent "pre-intimacy" photos as well and we would copy as well

I will like to see pre-intimacy photos too


Well I just realize we are both trying to type the same banned word here.

God bless my biology teacher

It was from him I learnt about the power of vagina muscles

That class was interesting

I dey always show when the topic na reproductive system.

God bless my biology teacher

It was from him I learnt about the power of vaginally muscles

That class was interesting

I dey always show when the topic na reproductive system.

Moral of this story


Always wrap your dick



And enjoy sex

AkinPhysicist:


funny guy- n u come carry another person own 4 head

Haha

but I don't have my face plastered on NL na

So they have a clueless one as president too over there

Africa Don enter one chance.

Rip to the dead


Meanwhile I will like to know the state of that road.
If only op can capture that too



Nigerian road killing people since 1700BC

Let me waste money on myself first b4 thinking of any goddamn chick

#singles

adaksbullet:
granpa we have seen u

Come to granpa

AkinPhysicist:


wetin concern u? go fix your own teeth first.

Lol

Seriously I need dental work

I just don't have the funds at the moment.

If we never had sex why not.

But if I Don reach promised land I go just dey look the hussy like thix

The thunder that will fire this man us doing press up at redemption camp

Maybe the guy just wants to extract all the juices b4 he dumps you..

Seems he is playing ya

Hmm this one na strong
thing

Maybe you're just irresistible
Or he is a sex addict.

We need a spreadsheet of the frequency of ur sex