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corperscorner:
Its been a couple of months since my girlfriend traveled and the frequent rain fall haven't really been helping matters. I initially felt I could contain my urge but sometimes it gets out of hand (GUYS WOULD UNDERSTAND BETTER).

So yesterday, I decided to invite a particular girl over, she happens to have been hoping I would do that a long time though.

To cut the long story short, the touching began and it got to the stage where she gave in and allowed me pull off her entire outfit.....like down to the last. At this point, it must have been so certain to her that we were going to get down.....

But to the glory of God, it suddenly flashed through my mind how my girlfriend would call frequently and how she would often profess her love for me.......the fact that we've grown to become an item over time made me feel a prick in my conscience and all of a sudden I started feeling disgusted with myself. While these activities were going on in my head, this particular girl that came over had already arrived cloud 9....waiting for me to 'enter the place'. But somehow, I was able to knock senses into my head and attempted to help her back into her outfit while she completed the process herself. (IT TOOK AN EFFORT - BLIV ME)

She turned to me and asked? 'Whats the problem?'...........I said 'nothing, its not happening'. Then she pulled away hurriedly and vowed never to visit me again. I was really glad but concealed this so it would not be obvious though.

Anyways, with all that past me now........one thing I can say is that. I have no regrets and if any at all, it would be inviting her to come over in the first place. I realized we guys can be faithful, it only takes a little effort towards self control. I called my girlfriend a few minutes after the drama and we spoke at length for close to an hour..............and from the conversation, all I could deduce was......I care about her feelings much more than I thought.

MUMU!

your so called girlfriend must have been somewhere FVCKING and texting you love message.


the day I trust a NAIJA WOMAN, call me a mad man.

forget this your talk!

ok

banmee:
Nigerians are unbelievably dirty. Look at all the trash under the bridge. Jesus!!!!

not Nigeria but some certain tribe are very dirty!

Cashio:
jealousy is a disease my guy. so an appreciation of hardwork and diligence is ur own difinition of rubbish.
u seriously need to reevaluate ur sense of judgement bro. I personally think it was aimed at encouraging the other students to work harder and not at flagrant exhibition of wealth

keep fooling yourself!

you know nothing.

the main aim is to boost his political career and nothing much.


think as if you have a brain!

[quote author=nerodenero post=43897716][/quote]see you!

EMriss:
I HAIL...I PRAY TO BE THE BEST GRADUATING STUDENT IN MY SCHOOL TO SET A RARE RECORD

myopic mindset!

instead of you should be praying to be successful in life and be reasonable to the society, but you are busy praying to be first class

record are set to be broken!

think straight boy!

DailyPost:
Mr Chigozie, from Ogbaku, in Mbaitolu local government area of IMO state, has emerged as the best graduating student of IMO state university in the 7th convocation of the state university which was held today. Mr Chigozie, who studied optometry, graduated with CGP of 4.71 to emerge as the overall graduate of the university . It was indeed an unlimited blessings for Mr Chigozie as he left the venue very fulfilled by becoming the newest millionaire in IMO state.
Aside from the state Governor Owelle Okorocha, who gave a total sum of 1 million naira to Mr Chigozie, with automatic employment as a lecturer to the university and awarding him scholarship for his master's abroad, other IMO sons equally identified with Mr Chigozie such as Deacon Chike Okafor and Hon Uche Nwosu.
The due of Hon. Deacon Chike Okafor, the member representing Okigwe South Federal constituency and the Chief of staff government house Owerri, Hon. Uche Nwosu, blessed Chigozie with the total sum of five hundred thousand naira each(500,000) as an IMO star. He was also inducted and decorated as a member of Imsu alumni on the course of the programme.
The pro Chancellor of the institution, Chief Innocent pledged to donate a brand new car to Mr Chigozie from his company, innoson group of company.
Hon. Mathew Omegara equally gave a total sum of 50,000 for fueling of his brand new car.

Source http://www.viviangist.com/automatic-employment-and-abroad-scholarship-for-chigozie-as-he-bags-first-class-in-imsu-okorocha

this is RUBBISH!

that's why Nigeria will forever remain poverty!

barlkeez:
Paul Okoye's wife, Anita shared this meme and had a laugh with Peter's wife, Lola and Wizkid's ex, Tania Omotayo.
Looks like they all agree on one thing, Ciara won!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDDj8yRAIae/?taken-by=anita_okoye

rubbish talk!


as if them p square no dey go get fresh yansh outside.


keep mumuing ya self online!

ollah1:
I still don't understand how someone would become a suicide bomber

go to Maiduguri and you will understand far more better!

hmmmm!

new tactic from the kettle prick washer!

jayhans:
am just looking forward to sallah period...... if schools should go on break cos of any of the eids den i wil know Islamization of nigeria is gradually becoming real.... if he can ask pastors to obtain licence hope he also asked those guys in mosque dat disturb our morning sleep wit their prayer calls to also get licences..

endtime govenors

the EEDIOT want to turn Nigeria to an Islamic state of violence.

the kettle were he dey use take wash he prick go turn to snake come bit am for he short JohnTomas

Fpisanta221:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10156795352665128&id=393816480127&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6263482076258409496%3Amf_story_key.5019158492822664081&__tn__=%2As

but if it is on sallah day, you kettle diick head will insist ya finish the term and go for holidays.


barbarians!

AlfaSeltzer:
The noun form of illiterate is illiteracy; and it should start with a capital letter when it begins a sentence.

You are welcome.

at least you have a lot little bit of sense.


good one! keep improving ya IQ.

AlfaSeltzer:
Fools and their money are easily parted.

The foolish bird will meet an untimely death soon anyway.

illiterate is really your major challenge in life.

homeboy205:
I Paid N1000 To Stop These People From Eating A Cute Bird


Today I saved a bird life by offering the ab0ki gate men of my area #1000 to save this bird life.

The bird got stuck in a block and can't get out so I met them there deliberating to roast the bird right in the block or bring it out alive before killing it cos they think it's a dangerous bird... So I told them to bring it out and let it go but they said I will have to pay 2k before they can free the bird. So I negotiate to 1k and the bird was free...

So glad to save a life.

Say NO to animal brutality

see how you dey hold the bird neck

good job but you don't know that Nigeria don't know the value of these animals on our ecosystem but yet be kill them.

mentally unstable people we do have in this country

emmalezy:
Former Nigerian Federal Minister of Aviation, and the current National Women Leader of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), has released a statement unbehalf of Nigerian women on the controversial Gender Equality Bill.


On behalf of the entire PDP women, I join members of the civil society to express profound disappointment and displeasure over the dismissal of the Nigerian Gender and Equal Opportunities bill by the Nigerian Senate, on Tuesday March, 2016.

This regressive action ironically occurred at a critical time when the United Nations Commission on the Status of Women (CSW) conference is currently holding in New York, USA.

The implication of throwing out the Gender and Equal Opportunities bill is that the incidences of rape, domestic violence, maternal mortality, poverty e.t.c, which have been ravaging our country will continue unchallenged. The dismissal of that bill essentially undermines the contributions Nigerian women are making towards our national development.

That bill is not just about women. It is centred around the survival of the family system in Nigeria. If that bill were passed, the greatest beneficiaries would have been the menfolk, who are undoubtedly the heads of families. Nigerian women have partnered with them in building stable homes and the society at large. Nigerian women have proved capacity to lead and capacity to follow in national development.

Nigerian women are very conscious of positive Nigerian cultures and tradition but however, they propose to eliminate those factors that retard our socio economic development to comparable international standards. I watched the debate and I pay tribute to some of the male senators who made very positive contributions in support of the bill for which the female senators fought hard but lost the battle.

Women constitute more than 50% of the population of the country; unfortunately, they are only a minute minority in both the National Assembly and State Houses of Assembly. It is therefore no surprise that that bill was thrown out. That bill was about humanity and not about women.

I therefore plead with the Senate to revisit this bill, especially in the context of the Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs), especially as the Senate President has already promised to reconsider it.

Signed:

Kema Chikwe
PDP National Woman Leader.

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/03/no-excuse-for-dismissing-gender.html

shut up! you are in a man's world and still talking RUBBISH!


women can can never be equal with men so know were you belong to now.

keep shouting! nothing you can do about it.

please throw this to the trash.

blackberlin:
If money grew on trees, ladies would date monkeys.

they have already dating monkeys my dear

HRich:
No. She d think with back of her head or her Breast.

lol I wonder ohh.

woman of 20 something years comot for house willingly say that man na her husband and the MUMU police dey ARREST the man for sealing oh no be even kidnapped.

you see Nigeria!

Angelberry:
Don't steal a woman

you dey use your brain think so

ijustdey:
http://www.punchng.com/police-arrest-man-for-marrying-wife-without-parents-permission/

Nigeria police are the most illiterate people on this planet!

let them start arresting babymamas MUMU people!

good for her!


now is the time for her to be a good mother and train her daughter to be like her.

HotCrystal:
And some people delight in "robbing" Nigerians of their money with fake products...While citizens are complaining of the hard economy, some are chilling and enjoying themselves to the detriment of others...

The National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control has seized about 20 cartons of different brands of popular alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks, from 12 shops at Upper Sakponba, Mission Road and vegetable market, off Airport Road. Test kits were used to ascertain the wholesomeness of the processed drinks.

A Chief Regulatory Officer in the Enforcement and Operations unit of the agency, Joseph Idowu, decried the prevalence of fake and badly processed drinks in Benin.

A pharmacist, Godwin Okonufia, who was part of the NAFDAC enforcement team, pointed out that the consumption of counterfeit drinks could cause kidney problems. He, therefore, urged consumers to buy processed drinks from reputable authorized sales outlets....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/citizens-beware-see-fake-assorted.html

una dey destroy Igbo man business!

dre11:
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http://leadership.ng/news/509920/husbands-girlfriend-took-pant-bra-home-wife-tells-court

WOMEN are to be blame for what is happening to them.

Rapmoney:
It seems so many guys are so confused on dating to an extent where they erroneously equate it with marriage! Dating is just a period where two persons who find themselves attracted to each other try to know themselves better; it could even happen in a way where either one of them is not 'too interested' in the other person but as time goes on, good attitude, genuine love and care, coupled with clear understanding shown by either the guy or the lady could make both of them 'click' for good.

On a serious note, some guys can actually go the extra mile by portraying some unnecessary and irrelevant attitude that can cause them emotional pains in return

Below are some common misconceptions guys have about dating which is not supposed to be a 'do-or-die' affair!!!

1) Policing a girl: Dating period shouldn't be a time for you to police a girl as if you work for the FBI! When a girl agrees to date you, it means she has interest in you and would like to know you better. It is not a period to show your skills in detective operations and start snooping around her, trying to know her every whereabout...how she eats, who she talks to, who she calls or who calls her. You might just end up selling yourself out as a desperate and jobless fellow who has nothing serious to attend to in life! Give yourself some self-worth, Inspector Idemudia!!!

2) Exercising ownership over her: This is one big misconception that most guys have! Remember you have not paid a dime on her...so why exercise ownership? Isn't it funny that as soon as she agrees to date you, you want her to cut off every raport she has with everyone? You erroneously think that when you claim ownership, it gives you a strong ground in her life! Wrong! You could even trigger hatred. Allow her to study you and other admirers to see who has the desired traits! This is far from her playing 'hard to get' because at this stage, she has already showed interest in you! A woman hardly respects a man who act as if his life is tied around her.

3) Imposing your personal policies on her: Again, you are not married to her. There is no need for you to impose your policies on her to accept. She has her own life to live and there is no signed certificate anywhere that she is your wife or she is going to be one in the nearest future. Even husbands are not suppose to impose policies on wives talk more of doing that at the dating stage!!! You might end up selling yourself out as an undesirable tyrant!!!

4) Taking the role of a husband financially: The dating period is not a time for you start catering for the financial responsibilities of a lady because you neither owe her any duty nor obligation to do that! It doesn't mean you should become mean as Caliban! You should show generosity to the one you are dating but don't make it seem as if you running to get to the finish line and at the same time, trying to carry somebody on your back all along. You sure know what that means It is difficult to stop when you have already started; it's better not to start what you cannot end. Never you use money to impress a woman you want to get serious with; instead, let her see the work or essence of the money in your life...then, she would'nt think of 'money' you'd have to spend but the 'success' you have been able to achieve. Don't forget, women love successful men and they are loyal to them and not just a money spender!!!

Good evening everyone

Written by Kelvin Ukachukwu (Rapmoney)

piece of SHIIT!

minasota:
I feel challenged........

is it mentally or spiritual?

sixtuschimere:
As shared by a social media user.....

'I Just discovered this pretty lady who is giving men a run for their money in the coal city of Enugu state. Her name is Kenechukwu Ezeh, and she is a professional haircut stylist and the owner of Gap Barbershop, who makes her money giving men their most stylish haircuts. In this period of high rate of employment amid the country's depleted economy, seeing a beautiful lady making a living with a trade traditionally meant for men, gave my heart pure joy! Above are photos of some of the most stylish haircuts she gave her ever-growing clients'.

Kudos to her

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/check-out-this-beautiful-female-barber.html

all this foolosh men!

na her breasst DEM dey come feel as she dey barb their hair.

DickDastardly:
All road should lead to the nearest Emir's palace!

lolzz.

the day NAIRALAND have one mind.

we are all thinking the same thing!

Trendy247:
Have u checked all the emir's palaces?

Lolzzzz.


I guess anything number 14 do have a relationship with Islam.

nabiz:
Have u checked in yunisa's room? ...na play I d play oo

lol!

you be MUMU I swear. so all kidnappers na yunisa!

Myde4naija:
if a Muslim make similar statement your head will swell and burst ........I think injustice reside in you

Lolzzzz.

we all know the truth. many are just afraid to say it. violence always start with letter M

temitemi1:
I hope they are not carrying bombs ooo.

lol!

anything that deals with MUSLIM always have a bad ending

CookieBrown:
This is how an inferior negro replies a logical question. You are black for a reason. Too many stupid people in the black race.

the people who keep shouting inferior are the one who is feeling that INFERIORITY complex in them.

not in the mood of INSULT right now.


have a nice day!