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Tnk u Mr Lawmaker....we ll decide come 2015 if we wnt him or not

Goodluck 2 goodluck

Crisis&killing everywhere!!God av mercy

Akpos asked d barber“How much for a
haircut?” Barber:“N500. Akpos:“And hw
much 4 a shave? Barber:N50 sir. Akpos:Very
well,shave my head

freecocoa: This is arrant nonsense.
Abramovich is a blawdy gambler and a big hediot, not to talk of how ungrateful he is,
he better not bring Benitez
Inshort I think its time I give a 2nd thought to decamping.
Don't they even know these type of things affect the players and their performance in a negative light?
Mstcheew.
Why am I this pissed?

Cos u piss 4 ur skirt

Annoying Question Females Ask And
their Answer!! [ 1]. Are U a player? *Yes
REALMADRID FC wants TO sign me
next season* do dey expect U 2 say yes? [2].why do U wan't my Pin ?? want to use it
to burst balloon. [3]. Can U die 4 me? My name is surely not
Romeo
4]. My Bis will soon expire, what am i
going to do? return the BB to the seller and
get a Nokia 3310
5]. If I sleep over in your Place, hope
Nothing funny will happen? No, trust me
we would just perform night vigil
6]. Hope U won't break my Heart? If u
don't put it at the edge of the table...
7]. Can U take me out? sorry are U in
prison?
8]. Pls come and pick me.. like say she be
beans.
9]. I think ave missed my period.. then ask
the class captain for the next class!!! 10.] Can't you get a Car? Shey your Papa
get Car when him dey Higher Institution?

Yes Boss....Short Cake&Round......#rollin ma tongue

Emmyk: I have Yoruba accent.. Was born and till date in Ilorin (20yrs+)buh suprisingly I dont have Ilorin accent. Happy about that sha... Some of my friends in school say high I have this "H" factor.. It's not that obvious buh I dont know how they spot hit it! And I form American Accent too...

...Bros na d same category we dey i lived in d same Ilorin 4 mre thn bt i dnt av dia accent,bt ma frndz alwyz tell me abt ma 'H' wateva

D thin is so annoyin.....!Mine is a yoruba anccent.....plz hw can it be corrected?

AK Money: First to comment **in yoruba accent**

...what's so exicitin abt commentin 1st on a thread?ur accent slf dey smell!!

Santi222: abeg keep quiet.. Did we cheat Aston Villa last week? To beat em 3-2 from 2 goals down? U guys neva see anytin gud. Even cheating requires hard work, and all hard work must be rewarded, abi?

...Gbosa><50 4 u

dadicvila: first to comment,walahi am emptying my account and taking the money to church 2mrw for thanksgiving....OP btw this joke and methuselah i no know who old pass

...What a childish comment...mtcheeeeeeew

D nomimation r jx real...i Watched d film AYEKOOTO recently,....Hmm i cnt stop thnkin abt it 4 good 5days....its a perfect Job...oh myGod...full of suspence frm d beginning to d end.....Gbosa to d crew.

I killed a rattle snake

I dnt lik d lady sha...

yemmy19: Allumination ☺Ƒ a blentonical gelonism is strantamathically aπϑ scuradically nothing but istranot astinini Τ̅ђα̲̅τ monipticate a shadow team of abenical uranta in a state of agliferous walony

...Chaii...make i run commet 4 dis thread b4 dana go crash on top am#shittin in ma toilet

Kudos @op

R.I.P

Abbott: It's been a while since day broke.
A lot of time has gone since day broke, when we woke up to the death of Onilorin of Ilorin

...LOL...olooye.....congratulation we kwarans

dani1luv: *in Patience Jonathan Voice*
How many ages have you older than me?

Gba-gaun!!!Na u murder all..........LWKMDead

miredia: . The morning dawn is long past due.

I hope you r nt on drugs!!

justi4jesu: please house also see if you can translate this pidgin to English

"E DON TEY WEY DAY BREAK'"

.....oBoy..na wa,make i try sha:Its been long that the day broke.#chaiiii

k00lxpert: My Nokia phone came with the original battery!

...Came from where...u too high guy..lol

What's our age difference....as simple as ABC.

A commandment frm above

Hope in Jesus Christ for a better tomorrow

Allahu akbar......jettyharam!!!is nt acceptable in islam

its v.good to learn hausa lang,being a yoruba.....kuwana biyu-2days,ya ne-how far,ya kuke-hw's r u people,be rin ki ra ka-lemme call u,ya ankuri-am sorry,mai suna ka/ki-whats ur name..male/female,angama-finished,anfara-started....alot more av learned within a year.

tempex88: ruwa - water.
kasuwa - market
inakwana - good morning
ba gajia - No problem
akoi gajia - there is problem
naira danlati - 30 naira
ki - pronoun for woman
ka - pronoun for man
yanrinya - young lady


pronounciation matters a lot cos a sentence can have so many different meaning.

ba gajia dsnt mean no problem,it means am nt tired&akoi gajia means am tired....#30 means naira talatin

Dis man is nothin but a dirty foooooo=ooooool

Eternity.