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Enough warnings Mr. President. What we need is expedite their 'terrorist' soul to the great beyond so they can claim 77 fvcking virgins promised them by their religion of 'piss' leader....

Who cares if he had a 'MySpace' or 'nairaland' accounts....

..and the man was not arrested for 'roasting n eating baby'? Only these garlic smelling Chinese people are fond of eating anything under the sun and on earth... Dirty stinky 'things'..

Heyy yahh!! Source please.. RIP to the departed....

Abeg review am sharp sharp. He doesn't deserve the pardon.. Were the people who ordered the pardon drunk or thinking through their 'yansh'? Please, review the pardon make naija progress....

Uncle Soyimka!!! What has come over you these days?...

Rest in peace..

WHATTT!!!!

What's the minimum price? A client needs this ride.

[quote author=sammy-young]Dont put this on frontpage PLS [/quote].. It's on front page so we all could see the fvcking cows that gave birth to quadruplets in Jigawa.. A fi Jigawa.. Backwards state... Cattle fvckers, this is your handiwork...

Nice one.. This may come handy one day.. Who knows.. The way things are going in this country one could have heart attack.....

CFCfan: You may meet her in an office on Lagos island one day.

wouldn't mind a bit..and sure I would walk up to her let her know what I think of her.. Let's call a spade a spade she is beautiful and sexy....

@naija4life, you spoke my mind... And na college of education.....

Yeah, sexy and she would be hot. Wish I could be the lucky guy to appreciate the 'finishings' of God on her.. Abeg, she is fine, beautiful and sexy...

You did well man. No need to apologize. But, you need to plan a make up parry for your fans... Enjoy your marriage man..

'African Magic'..right? This can't be real...

Could we have this on front page please.....

Oga Jonathan, no shaking. Our senators no get liver. Hmmmm, is it possible to humbly resign Mr. President? You and I know those senators could wake up one day, have a rethink and start impeachment 'palava'....

osaass: Thank God no live was lost.

Yeah, thank God no live was lost and thank God it's not 'Aero Contractor'...

..because we were all convinced that she had died.. Convinced? How do you mean 'convinced'? No pulse taken, no steth? @ aunty prostitute, you have a second chance to live another life. Earn it and make good use of it..

pDude: Dry

Did you think I was being funny? Guess the comprehension of my post was lost on you. They know nothing in that region and no wonder they produce half-baked. During my service in the north I witnessed a secondary school teacher who could not solve simple quadratic equation... So, what do you think of that?.. Dry right?.... Smh.

The interior is cool.. but, the front exterior looks like a woman with big 'bakassi'... the back exterior?...dunno,... not so inspiring.. Two years of 'you don hit my car' on naija road you won't wish to own this 'thing'... Just my opinion sa... .

kokoye: No wonder.....

Abi o.. No wonder gan ni o... Arabic teacher 'doubling' as maths and Inglis teacher.. O ya maths teacher.. If Y = X^n what is dy/dx? How on earth would a teacher 'teach' Arabic, Mathematics and come top am with teaching English language?....

Ghost schools in a state where the 'un-ghost' schools lack full students enrolments and lackadaisical mien to education on the parts of the 'locals'....am sure there are 'ghost' workers in 'ghost' and 'un-ghost' state local government..fish them all out...

**Shaking My Head** for APC, for PDP, for Boko Haram, for Nairaland, for 'Nigeria' and everything in 'her'.... Naija problem pflenty well well....

Trouble dey sleep, Oga Keshi go wake am up... I see 'cracks' coming to the team.. If Osaze behaves then the team is good to go... Goodluck 'rude boy'...