₦airaland Forum

dtruth3:
and you are here in NL flexing muscles!

Please go join your compatriots and secure your Land!

For where! Rara ko jo! Dem prefer to flex muscles on Nairaland

yinkus4u2c:
He forgot to put "sugar" before the "mom"

Exactly

sorepco:
Since he knows he has he is on drugs..the girls dont know n by the time they know it might have blown to full aids...cos they were not taking drugs.

I disagree! Before a full blown case, a reactive patient is likely to have been diagnosed, evaluated and advised to commence therapy. Guy, this takes years!

She left her marriage because of money and false promise from a useless senator. Women!

Btw, people living with hiv don't just die like that! With good adherence to ART they live normal lives like me and you. The case of this woman might be diabolical

vizkiz:
[b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food.

Now I understand why this happened last year!

Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner

Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow

Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)

Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming

*************
After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......

Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?

Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that

Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag

Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?

Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)

Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too
you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?

Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]

Ode! You don enter one chance!

YorubaWoman:
[color=#8C001A]Wow

Really can't wait to walk down the aisle too
Oju mi wa lona

Congrats!

Nicish pictures.[/color]

Sister! Slow down! Abeg, watch before you jump.. Good luck

Mtcheeew!

Waste of mb

No retreat no surrender. . May God help our military

vault:
you sure that woman is Hausa tho !?

Don't mind the op. Na so dem dey start tribal wahala.

Btw, the woman looks igbo. Na igbo women dey fight men for public like that

My amiable presido. I dey sight you wella

Investigate and jail the monkeys

Jonathan is the biggest of the thieves.

Jonathan remain the most corrupt president Nigerians regrettably elected

anonimi:
Are you talking about the yam-eater who said Abacha did not steal

Nope, I'm talking about your idolized yam-eater called Jonathan!

Thief!


Jonathan oh!

Awww gawd!

This 'thing' has ruined my breakfast

MagicBishop:
The Kenyans dug up a dossier on Buhari and found from their records that his favorite and only expertise subject is cow rearing.

If it was Putin the Kenyans would have taken him on a hunting safari to shoot a rhino or something

If it were Obasanjo they would have arranged old married women for him

If it were Tinubu ; a stash of d0pe

If it was Atiku; some boys

If it was oshiomole; the entire hooker line up in Nairobi Sheraton

If it were Yerima; some toddlers

If it were Aregberascal ; some Kenyan bankers to negotiate another loan for Osun

If it were Sanusi ; a box of pile cream

If it were El Rufai ; platform shoes and a pack of soap to wash his lying mouth

If it were liar mohammed; a Bible to repent with

And finally if it was madam Amaechi ; a gun to kill himself

If it were Goodluck Jonathan; 6 bottles of illegally brewed ogogoro and 5 kola nuts

ckmayoca:
Bros take am easy another typo error again 'than all of you not that all of you' anger don't fix things. Pele Pele o.

Thee guy dey para like Otu.oke drun.kard

cktheluckyman:
When will all this end? Na waoo

Let's ask Jonathan

joborskill:
nice but why cant he buy from innosson? such move will give the igbos a sense of belonging and make them forget biafra

Sense of belonging ko, sense of biafra ni. You better leave those disillusioned igbos alone

Kyase:
I swear.
No hope for now

Make God help them

Kyase:
Hmm, I give up on these wailers.
God dash dem common sense. Amen

...Amen o my brother. Common sense not common to these degenerate wailers.

TippyTop:
Considering the way the parents of these girls were treated 2 weeks ago, I knew it won't be long before Bubu order the bombing of the chibok parents. I mean if you kill their parents who is gonna protest?

Empirical Oby left bbog last May.

..how old are you Just curious how a toddler could spill trash like this

jhydebaba:
Buhari na Gambari

Buhari na surest president ever ruled Nigeria.

Jonathan!... Make I nor talk about that clueless 'I had no shoes' drunkard

TippyTop:
This man is only in power for sightseeing.

For 30yrs Bubu was dreaming of first-class flights, he has the opportunity now.

Ogbeni wailer, don't kill yourself

My swaggalicious presido.

Haters keep hating and wailing

Make I help you blow teeth small