₦airaland Forum

Hehehe, we never can tell

kirchofff:
I'm tired of all this health shii already.......we'll all DIE anyway let's enjoy wat we like

..abi o. Catfish of all fishes?...rara, ko jo! I can't burst my catfish pepper soup and a bottle of Star Larger for all the monies Dasuki stole

That must be a cow from Otuoke!

Ishilove:
Although these stories are fantastic, they MAY just be true. I heard of a couple that divorced after the first night because the groom wanted to squeeze toothpaste out of the tube by holding the bottom, while the bride insisted that it should be squeezed by holding the neck.

When they could not reach a compromise, the groom told the bride she was stubborn woman and he couldn't live with such a woman for the rest of his life.

Na so marriage end o

You still on nairaland? This your hibernation nor get part two.

Happy New Year precious one.. Muah!

Jahblessme:
Unserious people..
Anyway couples have broken up for less..leaving toilet seat up,pressing toothpaste the wrong way,spitting bones out while eating,chewing like a beast etc

I've seen one that broke up because of frying plantain wey still dey for fire. Wife wanted butter - coloured fried plantain, husband wanted charcoal-coloured Husband couldn't take wifey stubbornness, put glove for hand, carried the frying pan, the gas cooker, the plantain (fried or not, butter - coloured or otherwise)...threw everything out in the car lot

..three days later marriage don end

Broken marriages out there are marriages that shouldn't have broken up in the first place. Divorce is not an option in a marriage, only that the couples in broken marriages are quite immature in handling anger, egoism, home management, argument etc in marriages.

Abeg, study your partner well enough before you take that marital step.

cnwokike:
Myfiancé is a graduate and she is a dress maker. No occupation should be looked down on. **At least he is not jobless and there must be something in him your sister saw**.

..Exactly

ziccoit:
CJN even knows some judges are aiding the looters.

Yeaah!.. and he refused to take action

The judges are so corrupt! The judges indirectly encourage corruption with impunity anytime they grant frivolous court orders in favour of those yam eaters.

I need to see a high profile corruption case end in death sentence before I can believe in our judiciary system.

Let's start with Dasuki and Tompolo's heads hanging on stakes

Jonathan is the worst thing that ever happened to this country. We all should be thanking our stars that Jonathan was rejected at the polls else Nigeria would've been fed to the dogs.

Chai, Jonathan! Never never again!


As for the wailers and the 'Jonathan, my hero' dunce heads, may God handle una lives like Jonathan handled Nigeria. ..

The judges are so corrupt! The judges indirectly encourage corruption with impunity anytime they grant frivolous court orders in favour of those yam eaters.

I need to see a high profile corruption case end in death sentence before I can believe in our judiciary system.

Let's start with Dasuki and Tompolo's heads hanging on a stake

justicejay:
Op need a dictionary.
Or can someone tell him the meaning of CUTE

I wonder o. I can't see anything near 'cute' in those guys wey look like their papa

ksstroud:
Imagine... Please never assume everybody has a dirty mind like that... As med, we reason rightly... I'm far from your insinuation...

I hear you

ksstroud:
Are we reasoning together

You guys don't know shaiit. You mean na blow*job cause am

thorpido:
I don't understand their english sef.

What do you expect They are not serious.

If she likes make she nor get married

Thank your star thief.

Sept20:
He too resemble him mama

..because na the mama do the thing better

Xslaze3xd:
Why Can't Nigeria Have a Law which States that Looting Of Public Office = Capital Punishment

Me wonder o

Kassidy4luv:
Shut up joooooooooo.

Ur President is a Dullard.

You must be a basterd. That dullard president better pass your papa wey never contest for common motor pack secretary election. Abeg, it's early momo jare

Nigerian politics na special kind of politics never practiced anywhere in the world. Na wa o

Madness and wailing everywhere.. e dey pain them

Lytech:
God Bless Nigeria and God bless you....
I know with God and PMB,we will get there

We shall get there of course, we only need to stand firm, determined and totally ignore the pathological wailers. It's a pity the type of opposition we are stuck with....but, definitely we shall get there.

It's well with Nigeria

naijaboy756:
what ever happened to the slogan*get it right the first time* government of inconclusiveness. Even budget! Smh

Ogbeni, you can't get things right the first time in Nigerian government where corruption had been the order of the day for eons. One good thing is identify your mistakes and sharply make amends. There is no crime is making corrections where the system is fraught with corrupt vices.

Only reason I like Jonathan is because he is a man of peace, but his cluelessness is beyond human comprehension...and this, his cohort of yam eaters took full advantage of. How unfortunate

Kyase:
smarter than your whole tribe combined

Supported. No apology

Waste of mb. Mtcheew

Nice

yemmit90:
Has the said numerous toasters married you?

Thanks for your comment. We are talking of husband and the Op is talking of toaster.

20bc:
[color=teal]Marry your baby mama and buy arsenal jersey.....


Problem solved [/color]

I own you a big bottle of Origin for this comment.

Oyind17:
OK

See now, you are a good lady with good heart.