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Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need Writers To Work With by burkutu:
Hi, writer with experience here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Short-term Writing Project by burkutu: 11:15am On May 06, 2017
RapportNaija:
Who sees samples and then ask for test?

It is like wanting to build a house, then you contract a building contractor. If he shows you samples, do you ask him to go build a test house? You all ridicule writers with your shithouse.
you are right my brother.

Asking somebody to write a test after sending in samples is so wrong. It should be one or the other. There's this scammer that would ask you to write 4 different test articles after asking you for a sample. And you have to deliver the test samples within 24 hours.

That said, Topsquino is not scammer though. What he pays is even way better than those idiots that would ask for 4 test samples.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: News Writers Needed by burkutu: 6:35pm On Mar 23, 2017
na wa ooo... can you guys elaborate more. I am really considering giving him a shot. thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Write, Submit & Get Paid by burkutu: 8:34pm On Mar 05, 2017
your website's url please
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Article Writers Needed by burkutu: 10:33pm On Jan 24, 2017
amicable09:
smh.

What satisfaction do you derive from looking for names of a few guys who weren't book smart or managed to be 'successful' without degrees?
Why don't you mention people like Obama, like his wife Michelle, like Nelson Mandela?

Of course you won't. You'll rather research names of dropouts or guys who by sheer luck or by whatever means available to them managed to be popular, but like I said before, I'll say again, go to school if you can and if you have head for books, read.

Finally, I hope you understand the peculiarities of Malcolm's time? It's not like now. Don't make the mistake of comparing now to then again. Malcolm while in prison read books to make up for the years he lost for dropping out of school. Mandela was imprisoned but after which still went ahead to bag a degree in law.

Be wise.
Education is key.
yeah, I agree education trumps everything.

But going to school is way overrated.

A wise man once said, 'Never let school interfere with your education.'
WebmastersRe: Article Writers Needed - Earn Between 10,000-15,000 Weekly by burkutu: 12:49pm On Dec 07, 2016
You'd keep coming here looking for writers. You would never get good quality writers with the kind of money and conditions you are offering for each article.

You want good writers, increase the pay and be more flexible. Don't be like those wicked Indians and Pakistani demanding the world but only willing to pay peanuts.
BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by burkutu: 12:13pm On Nov 17, 2016
stephen2016:
And how do you know that. Ameeboor....Do you just judge based on my Ad...or you have actually worked for me? You sit and assume things SMH...
Haba! why the abuse nah!

I hope you don't think your N2000/5 articles is the 'premium rate' that is giving you the 'liver' to abuse people here?

For your info people like topsquino pay 1500 per 500 words articles and don't make noise about it.
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Extends Blackberry Shutdown by burkutu: 12:59pm On Nov 15, 2016
yomalex:
WhatsApp Extends Blackberry Shutdown Till June 2017

WhatsApp earlier this year announced they would no longer be supporting BlackBerry OS and BlackBerry 10 handsets by the end of 2016 but it seems they have changed their mind.

According to an update in the FAQ section of the WhatsApp App it has now been extended to June 2017.

WhatsApp support for mobile devices
As announced in our blog, we will soon be ending support for certain devices. On June 30, 2017, we will no longer support the following platforms:
BlackBerry OS and BlackBerry 10 Nokia S40 Nokia Symbian S60 The following platforms will no longer be supported at the beginning of 2017:
Android 2.1 and Android 2.2 Windows Phone 7 iPhone 3GS/iOS 6
These platforms don't offer the kind of capabilities we need to expand our app's features in the future. If you use one of these affected mobile devices, we recommend upgrading to a newer Android running OS 2.3+, a Windows Phone 8+, or an iPhone running iOS 7+ before the end of 2016 to continue using WhatsApp.

The new update for the BlackBerry 10 version is available through BlackBerry World, it should be however noted that this just resets the time-bomb built into the app. a whole lot of people have been trying to dispose their phones to get compatible ones but i guess now they'll wait a little more.

Don't forget to share with your Friends :-)


Source: http://tipsdome.com.ng/whatsapp-extends-blackberry-shutdown/
Op is a big fat liar. there is nothing like that on whatsapp blog.

op, provide the link to the updated FAQ or forever remain a fool.

you copied and pasted the initial notice about the end of whatsapp on bb phones and changed the date to deceive people. What have you gained?

kontinu....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Football Writer Required For My Blog by burkutu: 10:55am On Oct 14, 2016
lol.... busted!
BusinessRe: Three Weeks After Its 'collapse' MMM Zimbabwe Still Can't Withdraw Deposits by burkutu: 2:00pm On Sep 21, 2016
mightycrown1:
could this be true?
true of course. And that is how the admins of the program would scam innocent Nigerians of billions very soon.
PhonesRe: MTN You Guys Are Thieves!!!!! by burkutu: 3:46am On Jun 03, 2016
Almost the same thing happened to me. I did the mtn pulse N500 for 1GB thing. it stopped browsing after a while. And I still had over 300mb on the line. JideSM made some noise about solving the problem. Nothing. I went to their twitter handle to complain. nothing. I even sent screenshots to prove my point to both JideSM and Twitter. I still could not browse. I had to subscribe with another network. Right now, I'm so traumatised by the experience I'm afraid of subscribing to any Mtn data bundle
PhonesRe: NTEL Sim Lagos Collection Locations And All You Need To Know by burkutu: 5:34pm On Apr 21, 2016
shocker007:
Space2 (UPDATED)

Attached are the 6 sim collection locations in Lagos.

PALMGROVE
25 Obanikoro Way, Ilupeju, Off Western Avenue

OJODU
1568 Damilare Street, Off Berger,
Ojodu-Berger

IKOYI
24 Rumens Road, South West, Ikoyi

VICTORIA ISLAND
76 Teslim Elias, Off Ahmadu Bello Way

FESTAC
512 Road, D Close, House 1, Off Redeemed Church, 2nd Gate.

YABA
662 Alake Way, Off Tejuoso, Off Railway Tracks, Yaba


NTEL Customer Care Line:
For NTEL Users: 400
For other Networks: +2348044000400
please, can shocker007 tell us what he stood to gain by lying to nairalanders? If not, he should do the walk of shame and forever remain silent.

cc, shoker007
PhonesRe: Here Are Top Reason Why Your Smartphone Battery Now Drain Twice As Fast by burkutu: 6:00am On Apr 05, 2016
@OP, I won't say you lied. Though you meant well, that thrash you wrote was due to ignorance. Why do these kids bloggers hate research for GEJ's sake!

http://www.techproducts.com.ng/battery-charging-myths-misleading-facts-debunked/

"Let’s deal with some of the battery charging myths or fiction in no particular order. Those who claim that not unplugging the charger destroys the battery normally point to this well-written and brilliant article as conclusive proof. Actually, the article concludes that, though it is better to unplug your phone from the charger, no damage is done to the battery if you don’t unplug it."

"The article also inadvertently debunks other battery-charging myths. In the first instance, the technology behind the Li-Ion batteries in smartphones does not allow for overcharging. When the battery is full, the smartphone simply cuts off power supply to the battery."

"Again, using your phone while plugged in has no effect on the battery. When the battery is full, the phone uses power directly from the charger. That means the battery is now acting as a backup. That’s another battery-charging myth debunked."

"The simple reason why OEMs made it impossible to overcharge batteries is because Li-ion batteries explode if they get too hot due to too much charge."
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Quality Article Writers Needed by burkutu: 9:59am On Feb 29, 2016
hahahaha.. swear I couldn't stop laughing. I know this sort. Ask the op how much is the pay, u'll hear something like N150 per article payable every 2 weeks.

@op, you post clearly shows you are clueless about writing a good article. Unless you are referring to quality copy and paste jobs and then using some software to make it look original. I can dash you dat software if you want it.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Versatile Writers Needed by burkutu: 9:57am On Dec 15, 2015
Khalhabs:
OMG...filled so soon?was interested and am very good at writing articles
Don't worry, content mills have a huge turnover of writers. He is going to re-advertize very soon.
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Literature/Writing AdsRe: Looking For Creative Original Writers by burkutu: 9:52am On Dec 15, 2015
I double checked, that number is not on whatsapp.
BusinessRe: Biogas Plant Using Kitchen And Food Waste - A way forward for Nigeria by burkutu: 8:41am On Dec 14, 2015
You are a very good teacher sir, so don't be surprised if you don't get too many questions from us because everything is so clearly explained you left little room for questions.

I know most questions will be mostly related to how much it would cost to do this.
BusinessRe: Biogas Plant Using Kitchen And Food Waste - A way forward for Nigeria by burkutu: 8:37am On Dec 14, 2015
I salute you Engineer. Came across this thread today. Funny enough my cousin asked me a few days ago if I had any idea about biogas production. I'm going to recommend this to him. Thanks for the effort you took to write all these.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: I Will Teach You How I Make Almost $2,000 A Week Writing & Selling Ebooks by burkutu: 4:50pm On Oct 06, 2015
Nice write up man! Following
BusinessRe: Kolanut Business: You can be a Millionaire within 6 months by burkutu: 9:56am On Sep 30, 2015
Lol.... Let me teach you guys how to sell ebook on anything like, ' Become a millionaire in 3 months trading Irish potatoes'

1.write a badly researched report on where to buy the product; where to sell it; and how to transport it from point A to B. Call the report an ebook and tell people how you are now rich doing the business.

2. Come to nairaland and market the report. Tell readers you just want to help unemployed Nigerians by selling the ebook at a cheap price.

3. Use your numerous accounts on nairaland to give glowing testimonies about how the ebook has changed lives. Make sure to include a female account as one of the beneficiaries of the ebook.

4. If you have friends on nairaland with many accounts, you enlist their help to praise the value of the ebook. Of course, know that you will return the favor someday. And share part of the money you make with them oooo. Or else they'll mess you up.

5. Make sure the thread is always on the front page of the section you posted it on. All you need to do is post a reply to the thread either with your own moniker or an alternate moniker.

6. A typical reply is, 'to all those already making money from this ebook, don't hesitate to contact me if your face any challenges or problems.' Be creative on how you bump your thread to the front page.

7. See you at the top

*This report is provided free. Nobody has any authority to sell or in anyway make money from it. *
BusinessRe: Kolanut Business: You can be a Millionaire within 6 months by burkutu: 12:01am On Sep 22, 2015
justbix:
Some Nigerians could be very funny. Is there any sense in having multiple accounts here? Don't discourage others from venturing into the business because you are not interested in it. The truth of the matter is: people are making real money from Kolanut trading. However, someone must have to show you how to go about it. I'm not Sarah, and I don't know her physically. I have only met her here.
the problem I have with people like you is you don't understand irony. people have being trying to tell you how to be a better info marketer, instead you chose to waste time denying you have multiple accounts. we all know you do. but that is not the main issue. The real koto is this: a genuine businessman making millions will not come to nairaland to extort 3k from hapless people. do you see the irony of your position?
we all understand the hustle bros. the more you defend yourself the more your position becomes untenable
WebmastersRe: 3 Part-time Writers Needed For A Tech Blog 12,000 Per Month by burkutu: 9:58pm On Aug 20, 2015
newsdey:
I sensed you are only one of those stupid copy and paste bloggers, to write a killer article base on tech, it takes up to 48 hours, For you to write a nice write up, you need images, screenshots e. t. c
Silly blogger
heheheheee...... where did you come from? so you know words like screenshots, copy and paste, and silly? congrats!!!! But my dear, knowing words is not enough o, you have to actually know what they mean. it's clear you have no idea what you are talking about, or you are too lazy, or both. you are the type that equate the quality of an article with the length of time wasted writing it. there is no co-relation between the two ooooo...... and I bet my last calabash of burkutu that if given one week to write just one article, a person like you'd come up with 'killer nonsense.'

em.....i don't have time to blog, my booze is all I have time for
WebmastersRe: 3 Part-time Writers Needed For A Tech Blog 12,000 Per Month by burkutu: 11:51am On Aug 19, 2015
goverment:
Well, the site is a new one. I recommend you should hire a freelancers like fiver, gigsbuck, gigbucks etc for that job.


Freelance who do write content for website and blogs, are doing that with terms and conditions, which will make to meet up to your requirement,


Most of the Nairaland users may not meet up with your terms and conditions especially me. We also have a blog or website in which we are dedicated to it and that involue;
* organising your blog/website
* engaging in other network artivities
* making strategies for traffic increase
* building link eg backlink, inbound links and outbound links


All this can make some of us not to meet up to that terms and condition. Some of us are good in writing deep keyword content like 600 to one 1,000 word. These article http://www.davinstower.com/blog/2015/08/15/how-to-super-increase-blog-view/, is 1,250 words and take 1 day and half to complete it due to other artivities.


2 articles for day is out of the boundaries for freelancers unless you will give the article assignment and give date for summittion so that the 2 articles can be complete before the date summittion.


To get what you what, create a payza account, sign up for any freelancer and make your request. There are lot of qualify content writer who are awaiting for you at freelancers.
hmmmmm... I just read the link you posted. Firstly it was not a well edited article. secondly, it is too long. Also, there is nothing unique about the article.

one typical bloggers' error is to write a very long article. Trust me, people don't have patience to read long articles. you could've broken the write up into 3 parts n posted them separately.
Here is the thing, if you want people to read such long posts, you have to make the article witty and engaging. your style is too bland.
my apologies if you find my sincere critique offensive.
WebmastersRe: 3 Part-time Writers Needed For A Tech Blog 12,000 Per Month by burkutu: 11:34am On Aug 19, 2015
HenryDion:
This dude isn't serious. 2 articles daily? Unless you dnt want quality articles. A Killer article usually take a minimum of 2 days to write according to me.

I don't even think you are a writer yourself, cause if you are. You won't demand for original article twice daily.

Shalom!
hehehe... I laugh in my drunken voice. 2 days just to write 1 killer article. what are you writing? A presidential state of the nation address? Guy, you are not an experienced writer dat is y you can make that kind statement. straight forward tech articles are damn easy to write after the basic research. it is those creative articles that are so damn difficult to write. but even so, you don't need 2 days to come up with just one quality article if you know how to write.
AdvertsRe: We Have Special New Stainless & Plastic Pedal Bin for your offices,home etc. by burkutu: 12:10pm On Aug 15, 2015
incomplete info. price?
BusinessRe: Kolanut Business: You can be a Millionaire within 6 months by burkutu: 11:54am On Aug 15, 2015
the rule of thumb for ebook marketers is this, if a man is trying to sell an ebook on how to make millions, it is a lie.

1. if I make millions from doing a particular business, I don't need to waste my time writing an ebook to sell for just 3k

2. in this case the op's main business is info marketing or to put it more bluntly, he is not into the kola nut business.

3. you can buy the book if you want, but I can assure you, you won't be a millionaire because of that book

on the other hand, if you want to learn the trade, Google all the keywords, that's is how the op got the information he is selling to you.

so in a kola nut shell, you are paying the op 3k for the effort he put into researching the biz online and writing d book. I think it is a fair price. it is really not easy to write an ebook ooooo.

Damn, y didn't I think of this idea.
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Traded NNPC GMD Position for Campaign Funding - Nigeriantimes.ng by burkutu: 2:47pm On Aug 05, 2015
sorry, only fools would take Nigeriantimes seriously. apparently, even the mods of nairaland take that website seriously. I mean this is a website created specifically to launder the image of the last administration by trying to write rubbish about buhari's presidency.
Technology MarketRe: 96000MAH LAPTOP POWERBANK @ COOL PRICE WITH WARRANTY. Come In To Buy! by burkutu: 6:16pm On Jul 01, 2015
contact me, contact me.... so to put the price here is now rocket science? I just tire for some marketers.

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