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dc555: Guys have been disturbing me to teach them how to prepare the SIMs. So i have decided to give out the secret to ONLY ONE PERSON in each state of the Federation. This is my own FRESH AIR to the Nigerian youth8-)8-)8-). Such a person must be honest, highly coded and classified, knows how to keep secrets and does not talk too much. I'm giving it out on a first come first serve basis. Call or e-mail so i can let u know the Price and other details.

abeg,dc55, i hope im not too late.pls send me the details on how to do it at ace5112009@gmail.com. thanks

VENTURES AFRICA – South African telecommunications giant, MTN Group released its full year to December 2012 Financial Statement, which shows revenue of R135.1 billion ($14.67 billion) up from R121.8 billion ($13.15 billion) a year earlier.
As expected, a huge chunk (29 percent) of the company’s revenue was came fromMTN’s Nigerian unit which raked in about774 billion naira ($4.2 billion). This represents an 11 percent increase over the same period in Rand terms

http://www.ventures-africa.com/2013/03/mtn-group-posts-15-billion-revenue-nigeria-contributes-4-2-billion/

Sincere 9gerian: At times, it is best to IGNORE a FOOL.

apparently,you couldn't ignore the fool....

Over 50 per cent of the payment was further transferred by Mr. Etete into accounts controlled by Abubakar Aliyu, a man described by Nigerian anti-graft officials as ‘Mr. Corruption’; and who has continued to shun both the National Assembly and the EFCC investigators. Mr. Aliyu, a close ally of Attorney General, Mohammed Adoke, is also an associate to Diepreye Alamieyeisegha, former governor of Bayelsa State and close associate of President Goodluck Jonathan

http://premiumtimesng.com/news/124099-shell-eni-dined-with-etete-before-paying-n155bn-in-malabu-scandal-court-documents-show.html

[quote author=Stallion84]Now the new line on the block is 'My Oga at the top'. But no one has condemned the distasteful way the channels crew ridiculed a guest on a live tv show. I find these channels cast so unprofessional. As much as I agree that the Civil defence representative messed up in a capital manner, but the unruly way these people handled the situation goes against modern journalism. The point has been obvious that after asking him twice, he couldn't come up with a tangible answer but three people......

my guy you are high on too much NTA

Y do i need to do this?

clemmonce: being ignorant does not give you the right to act stupid and be disrespectful. can you talk to your dad like this? i bet you do.

being GULLIBLE does not give you the right to act stupid and disrespecfull.can you talk to BIRDS like this? I bet you do. Because they'd BELIEVE anything.

Thanks guys @fredo85 and ncpat. Would give it a shot

solelymade: Unlike others, i will praise every project Jonathan's administration does because getting Mr Jonathan 2 do dis few project is like seeing d eclipse of d sun. Why not join in celebrating this project because if he no do am, d money will still go into his numerous accounts and questions won't be asked.
ONE THING WILL CERTAINLY REMAIN A CONSTANT FOR ME; I WON'T VOTE JONATHAN COME 2015.

sarcasm 101.guy u harsh no b small. Eclipse of the sun indeed.lmfao

Gurus in the house,i need ur help.i have several avi movie files in my pc that i need to burn to a dvd disc. I already burn one movie on a disc but the problem is i can't watch the movie on a normal dvd player connected to the tv.pls i need to know how its done and if i require a particular software for it.thanks

Django unchained had everything. a movie the world was lookind forward to. Pure entertainment. Original story. Well rounded characters. How argo won best film beats me. Miserables,life of pi were better movies imo.anyway na dem sabi. Congrats tarantino.looking forward to your next masterpiece. Pulp fiction is still number one sha.

luluosas: My friend, their yeye network wan make dey regret why I subscribed yesterday to their BSM in Yola. Imagine that I am posting this now on my laptop using Glo free data on G-BAM while tethering my phone.

Guy,why dont you come clean and confess you have a working relationship with that yeye glo.after you'd tricked guys into wasting money subcribing to glo bb plan, you now don't want others to move to something that actually works, airtel 1200 bb plan, instead you try to rubbish the plan and showing your real colours you now advertize another glo product,gbam.
i just did the airtel plan on my samsung.it works on my pc.i can watch any short video without any yeye buffering.infact my peeps would hear the good news.

jakedes: Na so u guys will start discussion wey go cause all these telecom firm to stop these internet tweeks and cheat...please stop this topic...me dy use wireless...unlimited dwnload fast...courtesy of Dstv...

guy,abeg,hw manage

Still surprised nobody has mentioned the reeds dance festival in swaziland. Proper african culture on parade. Unclad bossoms from horizon to horizon.....im still saving to go there before i die o!

Where do i start....this' is obviously a cooked up yarn.whoever planned this tried. But they fell short of the one done by yaradua's people when they got bbc to air his voice talking to a reporter. I clicked on the link to see if there is another link to the guardian site.....is it uk guardian or naija guardian?don't bother doing a google search. Chime's handlers Should do a better job of lying.at least suntai's people are showing us pictures.c'mon lets show the abokis we in the south are more imaginative liars.

I'd always being curious abot what Seun and his mods'ld do when registered members hits one million. The last time i checked a few minutes ago it was 999224,just 776 to hit the mark.i think its worth celebrating.
ps:grey areas are those with multible ids.....

Lets be clear,lagos alone needs over 10000mw. How is less than 5000mw news worthy? These guys should keep their mouths shut until they start generating more than 15000mw.

Set back for Nigeria government as South African judge carry out his threat of concluding trial if Nigerian government fail to allow access to defense witnesses. Trial now close as South African Judge fix judgment for Monday 21st January 2013.
Nigerian government accuse Okah of orchestrated the twin car bombings, which killed 12 people in Abuja on October 1, 2010. In his defense Okah claims Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathanhis behind he bombing, he further listed many of Jonathan's ministers and close aides as witnesses but the Nigerian government in a shocking move refuse to allow the witnesses testify in court to put up a defense in reaction to Mr Okah's allegation.
Minister for the Niger Delta, Godsday Orubebe who was in SouthAfrica as state prosecutor ended up appealing to the court to 'speak to Okah so he can take up the amnesty programme' Orubebe was reprimanded by the Judge who clearly stated that the South African Judiciary is not a weapon for blackmail.
Zanda Alex of the South African civil liberties league stated that he was shocked at the shambolic way the Nigerian government handled the trial, he called state witnesses “jokers’ who appear to just want to enjoy the luxury hotel of South Africa rather than testify, Zanda highlighted that the testimony of Nigeria’s minister Orubebe was simply a ‘comedy’ Zanda said ‘Henry Okahis likely to walk free on January 21st.

http://m.?u=http%3A%2F%2Fkayodeogundamisi..com%2F2012%2F12%2Fbreaking-news-henry-okah-likley-to-walk.html%3Fspref%3Dfb&h=8AQEMvjJS&enc=AZMx0lc6GpfJ3ZWTHPm2KhxL_P38_tAs0Tcd9vQtzhZTB6lkX_cWoUTqrFcH0pcQbnZI7B5JAuKdLEsbZvJLxm8xPhVVvOGQu-oo1gHNt5deMIXNSDPGY8FVA3Ldujb8tiLp2O1mI3Vnogm7jSTrylnY&s=1

thanks femi.i'd try it

Please,experts in the house,i need help on how to connect these samsung phones to a laptop to use as modem for browsing. The phones are sgh d880, sgh c3222 and sgh gt-e2222.thanks

Who will be the first amongst the "i -dont-give-a-damn-disciples" to remind us that saharareporters isnt a credible news medium unlike nta becos they dont report good news like gej commissioning a borehole......

i vote sexylemon ojare. im happy she dis pretty.enjoyed her jokes.

e8.....finally a cool black chick is part of the show.wished she wasnt hitched to the bearded brother.looking forward to new episodes next year

ebamma 3: Saharareporters again question number
1) all una news the always come from an anonymous source who is this anonymous source?
2)Na so una lie say Patience jonathan get parkinson's disease
3)Una name na sahara reporters abi na lie reporters?
4)Can anything good come out of sahara reporters?
5)Una base for new york sabi naija news pass naija news outlets una be spirit?

doubt SR n 4va remain ignorant.go n ask abati or reno

Super1759: it is not in any way different. Back then in school, we call our professors names and laugh at their silly acts,yet. We were tutelage and they guided our directions to a good carrier. No who is wise? D student or the prof? Same goes to you calling him name and he is leading you

hahahaha...... yeah,i did call some of my teachers names.i havent changed my opinion about how useless they were as teachers.or role models.if i had my way those dudes wouldn't come near a classroom.i can imagine the retardeen being impressed by lecturers like dat.

Super1759: the name didn't originate from you but as long as nairaland is concerned, you have taken it upon your self to invoke the name by all means, 9-out of 10 of your posts carries the name

i like the name retardeen. its not ambiguous.unlike dr jonathan. i mean its impossible to link his actions or inactions with a phd holder.but 'retardeen',really befitting.the name defines the man aptly.its like a mad man doing mad things and being called a mad man.its a no brainer.