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I’ve had so many encounters of armed robbery while growing up so it became and experience but the one that shocked me was in 2014 when I resumed #FUTMinna as an undergraduate, prior to that, I worked in a construction company and saved a lot of money which I used in purchasing Laptop, Infinix phone and other accessories.. two days after I resumed, I went to charge in school cos of the light situation in Minna as at then, unfortunately I didn’t know the town was notorious for robbery, that was how I was blocked by 3 Malo bois and they collected everything on me, the annoying part was that even the #70 in my pocket was taken. Few days later, the same set of boys still came to my lodge to rob us, my room was robbed on the 4th day in the week, it became a normal routine for them, and the guys in my lodge were all ladies(pimps and weaklings) cos several times I told them that we can fight those guys, after that semester I went home and gist some of my cousins that had similar experiences and one of them advised me to get acid and keep for them cos they will still come back, I did as was told and mid of second semester I was sleeping when I heard small voices and waking up, I discovered that a magnet was tied to a stick which they will use in picking phones through burglary, as a regain consciousness, I rolled to where my acid was and picked the glass jug up and just threw it at the guy, the only thing I was hearing was his screaming of Wayo Allah, wayo allah repeatedly while running, that was how I opened the door with matchet and ran after him, the hunter became the hunted, other students came out and we caught two people.... after that time till I graduated, that lodge was never robbed, we could even sleep with doors open

uche87:
By Osayimwen Osahon George

Source: http://www.villagetowncrier.com/2020/10/nigeria60-beautiful-woman-that-was.html

Mobile phones, laptop in 1960? I stopped there

SUPERPACK:
404.

My guy well well

purples25:
My aunt that wasn't much older than me convinced me to run away with her, and we did. Packed clothes and left the house.

We went far, found an uncompleted building where one worker was so nice to us and even bought us food. It was like an adventure, but we were scared stiff.

When evening came, we realized that our story book adventures were not like real life and started going home. My aunt said i knew stories and i could make up one to save us and if i could open my eyes for long i would start crying and i did.

When we got home the whole neighborhood came out. Everyone was looking for us. They even called the police. I told a big crowd a story that shocked them. Gosh, i was so scared, i did the biggest fraud of my life, invented on the spot.

I was crying profusely and told the crowd we were abducted by some guys at the back of our house. They led us away quietly and later blindfolded us. We were taken to a place that i can't remember cuz of the blindfold. When caged i managed to get one of their guns and point it to them and with the threat we escaped. I found a bush and threw the gun there.

This story was taken high and low, we were taken to the police to file a report. I was taken to the inspector, other high levels of police. I repeated my story without one glitch. My aunt was even like, i didn't give her a hero role in the whole story. I was believed so much, that i was allowed to take a search party into the bush to look for the gun i threw away. The inspector even showed me a gun to weigh. I don't think i was more than eleven or twelve.

People started calling me gun girl. I was ashamed cuz i was sure few knew i had lied. I felt guilt in myself.

It was one day in grandmas car, she asked me, and i told her the truth. This was years after.

She just looked at me and said "You can kill someone o."

Seriously, u can kill someone
But u deserve an Oscar

KefeeBRIGHT91:
Growing up, i was very stubborn. I hope Pman isn't a Nairalander though...

...so he'll always gets sealed yoghurt for only himself and puts it in the fridge to cool off. I then resolved to using INJECTION to suck my share out of the can, then suck back water into the same orifice left by the needle .
P. S. - i was never caught

We must not allow this guy to hold any political position or appointment in this country ���

jaszplus12:
Oooooohhh dear! Laugh wan kee me... but sorry about your cousin!

Thanks bro, but am not sorry for him cos even as we have grown up, the guy no just gree change, all manners of evil full him head

Truthspoon1:
omoh you just remind me another memory, I used to kill fowl for fun and throw them inside a small bush opposite our house, the number of fowl wey I kill ehm reach to form poultry. one day one girl come catch me, i beg her to no talk, she come go report give her brother the owner of the fowl.e no reach better 3 minutes i see one angry crying boy running towards me with stones, omoh I run enter house but the boy no waste him stones o. When I get mind come out 30 minutes later our veranda just be like where them mould block. nobody tell me, i no kill any fowl again.

Lol, the fear of stone breaking ur head stop u

Geedy:
In Olamide's voice "melo melo, melo melo mofe wi, melo melo, melo melo mofe so"

Mehn when I looked back at wht I've done as a child n look at d circumstances surrounding me today, I say to myself it's a pay back time.

I'm ds guy with innocent luk, but within me is an abode of d demon.

Shd I talk abt hw I'll shit in a nylon n throw it across to our neighbor's comp, r hw me n my geng will set people's farm ablaze, r hw we'll leave school during teaching period and went to people's farm to pluck oranges, pineapples, cashew even kolanut, I can't tell it all, I did sht as a child.

The one I can still vividly remember was wen I brought my partners in crime to our house. There used to be ds lime tree in front of our house owned by my landlord (ds man a retired teacher then, get craze for head).
We plucked a bucket-full of the lime, dug hole n play snookers with it. Dat was how d man (landlord) caught me d my guys in act, we hd to run n leave evrythin behind. We set out for anoda place, play until d evening, everyone went dere own separate places.
Knowing wht lies ahead of me at home, I hd to sneaked in. Few minutes later food was set, as a family we eat in group.
To cut to the chase, that was how ds man just showed up from no where, alas! I want to run but no other way outta the room.
He held my hand and drag me out of my parents gently. It's obvious my dad wasn't surprised he knows wht I'm capable of.

Here's the funny part:

As d man was dragging me I hd to hold unto a metal which was nailed to the door. He pulled me but he couldn't since he's old. My dad nw told me in my language (Idoma) "byo kankan" meaning hold it very tight, and at d same time told the man in Yoruba "Baba efa daadaa" meaning Baba pull him very well.

He kept repeating d same thing to me n d man vice versa.
As an elderly man he pulled me with all his energy until he wears out.

Then of course he thought of another way by biting my hand off the grip, that was how he finally got me. Out of the trouble I hv let him pass through, he beat the shit outta me. lol.

I wan die with laugh �

JIMMY1393:
Wow this is somehow sad...can't he get operation done

Bros that fowl spirit strong

My childhood was fun and I wished I never grew up, there is no crazy or bad play that I did not indulge in..

The one I will never forget;
We had local fowls back then, which they can just stop to lay an egg anywhere, one day Me and my cousin came across one trying to lay, so we were curious to know how it will do it, while watching it the fowl started grunting to push it out, my cousin noticed and shouted kai, the fowl stop, after few minutes the fowl tried again we still shouted and it stopped, we continued like that for like an hour till the fowl could not bare it and just decided to lay it at all cost, when it was grunting and we were shouting it didn’t stop until we noticed d egg was coming out, my cousin bent to pick a stone, on noticing the fowl decided to run at us, Na so e pursue my cousin the guy run enter road machine hit d guy, till today he can’t walk well, he is called fowl leg till today

naiirablog:
This Nengi is for any guy an expensive luck.


Let me tell a small story about another expensive Luck


EXPENSIVE LUCK PART 1.


There was a certain man who hailed from the town of Ogbia, at the river side, from the tribe of Ijaw. His name was Good luck the son of Ebele. For the nurse that had attended on the day of his birth, hath seen the small beautiful stars like a crown on his callow hair. And she had told his father, and his mother and together they had called him ‘Goodluck”. For fortune danced around his head right from the womb.

When he had come of age, He departed from his father’s house into the wilderness to fast and to pray. After then, he had emerged with fresh annointing.

Because of this, he had moved to the great house of learning to study the science of beasts and of the fowls of the air, and of the fishes of the sea.

And Lo his mind was indeed bright and there was great wisdom in his belly and he had found favour among men and even with God.
When he was done with study, they had made him an Inspector of schools. And from thence, he had waxed stronger, so that they had promoted him as teacher in the colleges, and lecturer of the science of beasts.

He taught and taught and prophesied to his students like never has been seen in the times, until his fame spread greatly abroad. So popular did he become, that the man who was to run as Governor of the city had sent for him; unto him he said “Come my friend, oh thou favoured amongst the gods, take my hand and let us ascend together.
The man’s name was Diepreye the son of Alamieyeseigha. And in one accord both men had worked side by side. The hand of one clipped to the hand of the other. And behold the Lord was with them for they had emerged as conquerors and winners of the contest and election of the county. The majority had voted for them. And their heads had been anointed with oil by INEC and kingmakers as rulers over all their kindred.

From Diepreye the son of Alamieyeseigha, he had become Governor Diepreye the son of Alamieyeseigha. And from Jonathan the son of Ebele to, Deputy Governor Jonathan the son of Ebele.

On their sixth year in office, behold the Governor of the city had been impeached by the Ministers of the law, and Counsellors of Assembly.
And Lo, Jonathan was appointed in his stead. And he had become Governor over all the city. And Jonathan had come before the Lord. And had wept and murmured hymns unto the heavens. Saying.

Oh Lord My God My heart is divided, and my lips are confused. For I know not whether to cry or to laugh. Yea! It is indeed a true thing that my feet now wears the most golden sandals, But the sandals are for my master Diepreye. However i still say bless the Lord, I still rejoice for your wisdom surpasses all things. For when a ram falls for slaughter . Another man’s appetite is satisfied, perhaps The fall of one is for the good of another. But thou Alone Lord are wise.

As though that was not enough, after his term as Governor over his own kindred in the land of Bayelsa. The man who was to run as Highest Ruler and President over all the nation of the host of Nigeria. had sent for him to assist and contest by his side as Vice. The man’s name was Musa the son Of Yaradua who hailed from an Emirate in the state of katsina. And yet again, and like a dream of the night. They had emerged as the winners of the contest. And like a dream of the night, both had become president and vice over all of Nigeria.
And Jonathan had raised an altar in his backyard. And his soul rejoiced. And he sung a new song Saying;

Like a dream of the night, the Lord has elevated me from the staple. And like a dream of the night he has fattened my cheeks with the kings meat.

Then, after many months, it came to pass that the heart of the ruler of all the land, had been beseiged by an infirmity. And his mouth coughed a great cough. So that men of council wondered amongst themselves and took charge of him journeying with him together on a large bird which bore them on its wings toward healers in a far away country, and behold even as they had gotten there, their labour still made no avail, for the infirmity had prevailed on his body. And the great man had breathe his last breathe. And his body perished

And behold the country was thrown in desolation. And everyone in Nigeria rent their clothes and mourned, and all was lost in the madness of grief. Their voices saying singing one song;

‘Our soul weep a great deal for a mighty man hath indeed fallen. And yea! the bearer of Seven Agendas, hath become Bearer Of Seven Diseases.

And after this, there was a small confusion. For the people had looked from one to the other saying. The king’s chair is now vacant, for it is abominable for the seat to be vacant for too long, else we shall be likened to wild beasts without government and order. Then they turned to the direction of Goodluck Saying; Yes! He shall lead. For it is written in the books the latter always preceeds the former. And the whole congregation response saying. Yea! He shall lead us.

On hearing this, Jonathan went to his tabernacle and and rent his clothes saying;

The thing that happened to Diepreye, has again happened to Yaradua. But whom am i to refuse the People’s call, for i was borne with neither staffs nor shoes. Yet the golden sandals of my masters i am being made to wear again a second time. And yet again i shall laugh and cry and weep and rejoice with the same mouth, but thou alone Lord are wise.

Then he accepted and and was crowned ruler and President over all the kindred.


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EXPENSIVE LUCK PART 2 (COMING SOON)
THE RISE OF BUHARI

Damn, you’re good

Finnestgreat:
yes na but u don't have

You that have is still here with us that don’t have

Icon all the way

Am using iPhone
Any alternative link fr IPhone users?

Streaming link pls

Dangrace01:
No wahala when that reach when obaseki wants to become a godfather the people would fight against it, we must make sure as Nigerians that we don't give any one or any group too much power

By then his structure might be too solid to topple bro
Let’s just hope for the best and expect the worst, God bless Nigerians

Tastemoney:
Started by you?

Some of you don’t just understand the concept of godfatherism or how it works, as u think the chapter of oshiomole has closed, another one will be opened by Obaseki, do u think he will not put someone there to cover his tracks when he is finishing his second term? Do u think that person will not be submissive to him? What about the state law makers he didn’t swear in? Don’t u think it’s because they are not loyal to him? Godfatherism cannot end, it’s a continuous process, most of you are just ranting for Obaseki cos of sentiments nothing more cos if he was in APC am sure u will not be supporting him, until we think of politics beyond APC and PDP, this country will hardly move forward. Selah

[quote author=Tastemoney post=94110691][/quote]And u think another chapter of Godfatherism has not started? Smh

vicdom:
No mind dansuqi....he has gone silent already. I told him this before, but he wouldn't listen. Now he has gone into hiding

Calm down o

Na so Kogi result take start o until APC made us understand who is boss

Don’t try it at all, u will become and enemy to ur siblings, ur step mum and even ur own dad cos she might no be found guilty, she might go at any length to prove u wrong or even put u in harms way except if u have concrete evidence

My advice is that u should monitor her till she goes cheating again and call ur dad to the venue, but if u have evidence show him

Oizee:
all this long epistle for freeze? That means what he said really pained him o

Bro that was his Sunday sermon, some people are just reading meaning to probably one line in the message

Madibah:
Bible lies too much..
Bible lies don't follow that book

Nah, it’s not ur Koran that promises u 70 virgins to behead ur fellow man

gasparpisciotta:
Noisemakers and newsmakers are sometimes same person

Dino is a perfect example

Where is Dino today? Am not a fan of new generational churches but Oyedepo just spoke the truth there

Subzero047:
Who told you that she's no longer a Nigerian?

My brother no mind them, Na him type Dey shout school na scam

Tonygate:
Think wisely

What am I thinking wisely, how does having dual citizenship not make her a citizen of Nigeria?

jericco1:
Oga she is no longer a Nigerian

Says who?

This are my simple assumptions and thoughts:
1. Ur biological mum is from ur dad village or neighboring villages
2. No matter what, ur mum won’t abandon you like that if she is well and alive(am not wishing her dead)
3. There is something very serious that u don’t know for ur dad to cut u off from ur mum Nd maternal family
4. Go to ur father village and look for another family that is at loggerheads with ur family and beg them to tell you things about yourself and mum, that’s the best way to find out cos even ur dad relatives won’t help you cos they will not want to have issues with ur dad

Mrdecent:
Reason why i love being a military man

Presently u ppl are worst

So EMMANUELLA, John “Ibu” Okafor, Chinwetala Agu, Patience Ozokwo etc, did not make the list?


Pls don’t quote me, I don’t have data

*Team #PDP(4:2:3:1 defensive formation)*
1. Samuel Ortom(GK)
2. Ben Ayade
3. Okezie Ipkeazu
4. Umar Finitri
5. David Umuahi
6. Ifeanyi Okowa
7. Udom Emmanuel
8. Darius ishiaku
9. Nyesom Wike(*C*)
10. Aminu Tambuwal
11. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi

*Substitutes*
Sen. Bala Abdulkadir
Seyi Makinde
Atiku Abubakar
Bukola Saraki
David Mark
Rabiu Kwankwaso

*Coach*: Godwin Obaseki

*Club president*: Atiku Abubakar

*Team #APC(4:3:3 attacking formation)*
1. Chief John Odigie(GK)
2. Ovie Omo-Agege
3. Gov. Inuwa Yahaya
4. Sen. God’s will Apkabio
5. Gov. Babajide Sanwolu
6. Sen. Orji Uzor Kalu
7. Sen. Aliyu Wamakko
8. Gov. Yahaya “Tatatata” Bello
9. Gov. Umar “Dollar” Ganduje(*C*)
10. Comr. Osho the dribbler
11. Gov. Hope Uzodinma

*Substitutes*
Sen. Rochas Okorocha
H.E Timipreye Sylva
Babachir Lawal
Patrick Obiagbon
Hon. Denis Idahosa
Ahmed Tinubu
Dr. Almajiri Giadam

*Coach*: Ize Iyamu

*Club President*: M. Buhari