luluosas:
My Pastor, Prophet Amos Child of God of JESUS CHRIST TEMPLE MINISTRY WARRI, said it that God will deal with church LEADERS this 2021 because of their refusal to lead the sheep of God in the direction of truth and true holiness and righteousness. This is just the beginning

That ur pastor u mentioned, God sef will deal with him, wether u find T.B Joshua fake or not, he is one of the greatest human that Africa has ever produced, the world at large will miss his philanthropic gesture... After all the help this man has rendered to this country, this is what u ppl come up with after his death? God is not man

How many lives have you ever impacted? You ppl should try and use your brain for once

tempusfugit:
Footprint of deceiving people!!!

It was in 2014, I just entered the university newly then, they were this two guys in my lodge( AY and Roland) who knew how to savage and give very comic answers to everything around them, they were top notch when it comes to any topic of argument and always updated on everything happening in the world, so out of curiosity and wanting to be like them. The funny thing is that Roland and AY doesn’t see eye to eye as they are always yabbing each other’s region, Roland na Delta and Ay na Ekiti, they was dz funny sentence used to referred to Ay’s Origin( open deification republic���) he was also called AFONJIA: so out of curiosity and wanted to know things like both of them, I went to Roland and asked then he asked for my phone and just typed NairaLand on my browser, from that moment till now, the is no day I don’t visit this forum like 10x, whenever am angry, I just go to comments to laugh out my anger, kudos to every member of Nairaland, most times we disagree to agree, and we should learn to at times respect ppl opinions, all fingers are not equal, am a teacher right now, and I make sure my students go through Nairaland every evening as some of its topic are part of my class work every day. Respect to Slawomirr, Righteousness, Ebukahades (YNWA) and all the others who are against secession and believe in one Nigeria, E go better.

Is the test still on?

You are wrong about Lokoja, it’s not Ganaja junction but NATACO

mosho2good:
LOST IN NIGERIA?

If you ever get lost in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi, Berger, Ojota, Iddo or Jibowu, from these places, you can even get a bus going to Jerusalem.

In Ibadan find a bus to Iwo Road. From there, choose anywhere you are going on earth.

In Kaduna, just ask of Central Market (Kazuwa/Kasuwa - depending on your tongue), from there, you can take a bus to Jamaica.

In Abuja, find your way to Berger Roundabout, from there, ask for anywhere on earth. You will get a bus going there.

In Onitsha, just go to Upper Iweka (pronounced as Oppy Iweka). You can even get a bus directly to Singapore.

In Calabar, simply find your way to Etim Edem Park, you can get to Iceland in seconds from there!

In Enugu, find your way to Holy Ghost Old Park. From there, even angels can take you to your destiny.

In Kano, find your way to New Road or Sabongari. You can take direct bus to Iraq from there.

In Port Harcourt, just find your way to Rumuola, Garrison, Mile 1, Lagos, Rumuokoro Roundabout or Waterlines. Even where planes cannot reach, you will get buses that go there from those places mentioned.

In Ilorin, find your way to Post Office or Taiwo Road. You can from these places enter Malaysia

In Benin, find your way to Ringroad, New Benin, Iyaro or Oluku junction, you can get a bus that is heading to Italy directly.

In Yenagoa, just go to Tombia Roundabout, believe me the rest will be history.

In Lokoja, just find your way to Ganaja Junction, if you cannot find a bus going to where you are going in Ganaja Junction, then you are going nowhere.

In Uyo, take a taxi to Plaza, leave the rest of where you are going to the drivers.

In Jos, go to Terminus. From there, you can even get a bus to anywhere.

In Warri, find a bus to Effurun Roundabout or Enerhen Junction. From there you will smile to anywhere you are going to.

In Agbor, find your way to Uromi Junction. The buses there can even take you to China without Visa.

In Owerri, just go to Control.

The OP should be banned

A male boss of urs needs a female employee and u are deciding to recommend ur ex? I am not wishing you bad but believe me you will regret it big time.

If you were the one that broke up with her, it would have been better sef to recommend her but she broke up with u... what makes u think she will not get close to the said BOSS and make u loose ur job for the guy she left u for?

Abeg since u no get sister to help, me I get sister and I believe my sisters are nice for the job, Abeg send me ur email make she send CV, thank u bros

Reason I don’t allow my friends to be close with my female siblings, this country is worse and no one can be trusted anymore... pls always try and restrict ur siblings within ur house and always caution them

No pictures? Maybe I fit see person wey I know

Wahala

I almost made FTC but seems the guy above me used the speed of light

If only Dangote trucks are being searched, you’ be amazed the kind of contrabands the transport, from hard drugs to weapons, I have witnessed where it was loaded with Weeds bfr

FFS u were supposed to use 2by2 wood on her cos if I see that woman I will do more than slap on her

Nobody should ask how he escaped, that guy is a hardened criminal.

But the Vigilante bleep up big time, this kind of person leg should be condemned instantly if caught so that he won’t be able to escape

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AbaganaMiracle:
I see daftness and dumbness everywhere. Green and white and green again? What's so difficult about that. Even a year-old child can design better than that.

That’s what you think
Well he didn’t win the competition due to the color combination, it was the meaning he attached to it that made him won, I know a man who also designed but his was not taken but had a better color combination

awumen:

From Ugep to Etinang,to Etim ekpo,na u go run for d ayaya pussies

I swear, one of my Ugep babe Dey come visit me sef

maxlev1:
It has been fun reading people's comment here so far.
I grew up with the mindset of learning from other people's (bad or good) experience and thereby preventing myself from falling into the negative ones. Although sometimes in life, nature must certainly make u have ur own negative experience, even if it might be very small. Definitely experience is always the best teacher as they say.

First of all when it comes to relationships, I always have it at the back of my mind that my partner as a human(imperfect beings) has that probability of changing at any time due to various circumstance based on their level of integrity and discipline.

I was a player before and during NYSC until few years back when I changed my stance but still with an open mind because change in humans is inevitable.

I served in Cross River state, and it was real fun with good experience for me. Inside the camp I did not sleep with any lady but I dated so many Corper girls and had different kind of fun time with them. Most notably among the girls was this particular lady that wanted to own me for herself and that is what led to our separation later because am a man(must not be controlled but adviced) no matter what any lady would have to offer in my life. she was very beautiful, rich but too emotional for me to cope with(way too jealous unnecessarily).

While in camp she had already acquired a very good job, big business, a car, had her apartment in Lagos and was planning to undergo her masters program during the service year. She told me to redeploy and stay with her, offered me a good paying job but I turned it down not because of pride but because of the domineering character she wanted to exibit towards me while in camp.

Imagine this babe does crazy emotional things if I answer a mere greeting from a fellow female corper lols. She even broke down and cried in public when she saw me strolling with one of my camp babes then mehn.

After camp while I was at my PPA, I lodged in a big hotel with very cheap rate. They had low patronage and so decided to give out some rooms to corpers for a year with a big discount. With the help of money given to me by my PPA for accomodation and my personal money, I paid for one room which was a suite. My experience there was something else because I knacked people's fiancee(initially unknown to me) sotey I tire. Can u imagine some of these corper babes I was knacking were already engaged and so many got married immediately after NYSC.

On the other side, in our camp a married woman was sent home because she was caught pants down with a guy on the football field at night. So many other crazy things happened.
The gf I had before I went to camp later went for NYSC shortly after mine but we weren't too close again. I know she knacked one or two guys but I no send. She came back after camp with mixed attitude and I was still collecting my share sha lols.

I have long changed my ways since then, not because I had any negative experience but because in life u need to out grew some things and thread on the right part. Mehn NYSC was fun!!!

With this ur story I believe u served with 2019A

Ellegacy:


I served in Obubra likewise, 2019 B1. That camp was wack. Red soil everywhere. The carnival was held in the morning/afternoon. Just praying it should end.

I literally didn't enjoyed the camp but my hostel made it fun.

I relocated back to Oyo. I was so happy.

I camped in Obubra 19A
Mehn it wasn’t bomb, the night shenanigans in maami market, back of mosque under that security post.. Abeg no y’all say Obubra no fun, it was fun na just bad water spoil am.. I did PPA at Akamkpa and Ugep... Ugep women nearly kill me with pussie

TsaTrinity:

Lol.....meaning you know pay attention niyen.
Even Deputy Governor Onoja come

Chai, u for snap with onoja and u for upload am.. egbon tell me d hotel or event center it was hosted let me confirm

Abeg where and when they host this event cos I Dey Lokoja like this and we no hear anything of such, abi u Dey use us catch cruise?

Enoch07:
I don't even understand this Frank ohh wetin concern your 13yrs wit wwtbam and the 3yrs of ebuka with big brother naija?

You missed the sarcasm in Frank’s reply

Humanoid01:

So because e nor laugh put for joke wey everybody dey laugh put con mean say him life dey useless?

As a matter of fact, there's nothing foolish about his opinion. He stated a fact that he overexaggerated, which made his write up seem childish. However, that doesn't make it any less humorous. E fit be say the guy sef been laugh put, e just make honest analysis wey the OP suppose work on. You sef dey take the matter too serious, calm down bros.

What he failed to realize is that it was the over exaggeration that made the story really funny... I believe they are different types of plays and different types of genres

Babanla

Congratulations to him

FTC for the first time
I dedicate this to the abducted Kankara school students

Trimjos:


She got Missing on Friday, and yes we have checked with all her friends. None seem to know her whereabout. We also have reported to the police

Pls try and login to her Facebook account or WhatsApp, the details of her disappearance are they

divinecode101:


Please let me know the free schools has has built.

The deviln can also give you gifts too

You that is an angel, what have u given to humanity?

Kaura Namoda

Kotongora

Anyigba

GofuckYourself:


My friend it isn't about you

I am a counselor and I can tell you that what people are going through is something else

Some people you see everyday you assume all is good with them , it's all a camouflage some are battling depression

A counselor with a very nice monicker

divinecode101:
This Babalawo guy ba confirmed liar.

Why this guy dey lie like this? Fake guy, fake miracles! I pity those gullible folks going to his shrine though

But he is busy building free schools all over the country, helping the poor, took many out of poverty, why don’t we just celebrate people good deeds and leave judgements to God... Do u know how many Libya returnees he has helped?

An this was the former Deputy Governor’s home o
For 4 years he could not even renovate it

Space booked