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Celebrities / Re: Davido Launches Drink (Martell XO Davido) With Cubana Chief Priest, Ilebaye by BurntDodo: 8:39pm On Nov 08, 2023
Thundafireseun:
grin
The Rich always looking for how to finish the liver and kidney of the poooooor …
It's refreshing to know that there are still conscious Nigerians. See the comment 2 comments above, celebrities won tell the guy wetin to do until he useless e sef.

Love your username btw.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Defends Purchase Of ₦‎160 Million SUV For LP Lawmakers by BurntDodo: 3:43pm On Nov 08, 2023
Obiedun:
Obi himself is corrupt

True but at least your statement, when you say “himself” hints that someone else you are defending is also corrupt.
Health / Re: 29-Year-Old Nigerian Man Commits Suicide Over Inability To Repay Business Loan by BurntDodo: 8:08pm On Nov 07, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
How do people commit suicide? What do they think about?

In my down times, the moment I think of cat-fish pepper-soup, Egusi with stock-fish, Isi-ewu and Ofe Nsala, I always have more reasons to be on Earth!

Mere knowing that their is no beer and peppered meat afterlife, is enough reason to make you want to stay on Earth.

There are some special type of people that are very driven, people that have very high ceiling and when Nigeria is unable to help them achieve their goals, no amount of stock fish can satisfy them. You know they're driven because it takes a lot to commit suicide actually.

Perhaps you're not one of these type of special, very driven people, you're lucky lol

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 4) On 6th November 2023 by BurntDodo: 8:00am On Nov 07, 2023
folake4u:
If we're honest with ourselves, this score line is nothing to be excited about. We should be scared with that display. undecided

Against 9 tired men grasping for the straw of 90 mins, a decent team would have set Tottenham's net on fire the first few mins after they lost their second man. Instead, we struggled. Sweated. Cried. And after several misplaced passes, we finally won. kiss kiss kiss

Now, stop and think what Manchester City would do to us with their 11 perfect players. embarassed

Whoever thought Mudryk was talented and referred him to our sheepish owner deserves 400 strokes of cane. The person probably read the stupid tattoo on the nape of Mudryk's neck -- "talent is not enough" and believed this yahoo boy with Chinese hair could play football. angry angry angry

Never seen a player so irredeemably clueless since I started watching football. Never!

😂😂 This what I was telling someone yesterday that football has been so saturated that speed now is everything. Just speed, zero technique. In fact zero knowledge of basic football.

Players like Nunez, Mudryk should not be playing top-flight nau. They're speed merchants, them full championship.!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 4) On 6th November 2023 by BurntDodo: 7:54am On Nov 07, 2023
Fibonacci88:

With that kind high line Salah for score like 6 goals var go cancel like 4 goals. Except for a team packing the bus that's when lfc will struggle with a man advantage

If Spurs 9 men park the bus, Spurs go win LFC 5-1. LFC and Klopp na mumu for park the bus, something wey man city dey use eat

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Career / Re: I Am Extremely Shy - SAD - Can I Succeed Like This by BurntDodo: 7:40am On Nov 07, 2023
whitejs:
What should I do to break out?

I can't give a speech in public.

I blank out at times when trying to express myself.

Also rapid heartbeat...

I feel more relaxed when alone.


As an adult, my social anxiety came as a result of my voice sounding weird I think because people look at me weird when I speak.

It's been a struggle growing out of it and what's funny is as a kid I was very confident because then all kids sounded weird.

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Politics / Re: Obi: ₦‎1.5Bn For First Lady Unconstitutional, Her Job Is To Care For Her Husband by BurntDodo: 7:30am On Nov 07, 2023
plaindealer:
In Kenya, the budget for the office of their first Lady is almost 4 times more than what Nigerians are screaming and yelling over..

The Kenyan first lady's office budget is a whooping N4 Billion and this was back in 2019 so just imagine the budget today.

Some Nigerians are just knee-deep in poverty mentality.


Hmmm I wonder why Nigerians are knee-deep in poverty? Could it be that perhaps the money meant for their welfare is used to buy fleet of cars for one first lady? It can't be that right?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 5th November 2023 by BurntDodo: 7:21pm On Nov 05, 2023
dbestcno:
96k loading if Liverpool wins
This one go pain you o

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Politics / Re: Stop Wishing Nigeria Fails Because Your Candidate Is Not President – Laycon by BurntDodo: 8:54am On Oct 18, 2023
I’ve said it severally that fame doesn’t mean intelligence. Some of these celebrities struggled in school seriously.

It was his conclusion that bothered me the most. How can you say average Nigerians are the same as leaders without giving them a chance? Until a person holds PUBLIC office, you cannot just conclude that he or she will do the same like our past leaders.

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Politics / Re: Stop Wishing Nigeria Fails Because Your Candidate Is Not President – Laycon by BurntDodo: 8:41am On Oct 18, 2023
Roboto11:


Imitation is the greatest form of flattery.

Omoh that guy really finish you
Gaming / Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by BurntDodo: 3:41pm On Oct 17, 2023
Ade1177:


Plan heist?
You don't plan anything

Everything in the game is already planned
You have no real input

It's like watching a movie and you are asked to press □ ○ x

Sometimes you want to run
You are forced to walk
The dialogue is always too long
I even tried being a baddass and start shooting police
Under 1minute
Police don catch you and shoot you down with extreme and precise gunshot to the mfking head

You can't go outside the script
Unlike GTA

I only enjoyed the "beautiful graphics especially in the city"

It's not my type of game
Too many talk talk

My top baddass games that actually allows a player to play the game and not just watch a movie

1. Ghost of tsutushima
2. Devil may cry definitive edition
3. GTA v
4. Mortal Kombat
5. Sleeping dogs
6. Spiderman
7. Spiderman Miles Morales
8. Uncharted 1 to 5 ( you can approach each battle in a different way with different weapons)
9. Call of duty Franchise
10. God of war 3
11. Evil west
12. The order 1866
13. Assassin's creed origins
14. Last of us 1
15. Last of us 2
16. Far cry 3
17. Tomb raider definitive edition
18. God of war 2018
19. God of war Ragnarock
20. Rdr 2


That's my Top 20 according to how I enjoyed them "combat" wise

These are games I finished to the last cutscene

These are pretty good games. Fair enough. If combat wise, why COD and not Battlefield though?
COD is the classic “already planned no input”game
Travel / Re: Many Injured As BRT Buses Collide In Lagos by BurntDodo: 2:30pm On Oct 17, 2023
God save them I wasn’t on the bus, I’ll sue the hell out of the Lagos state government.
Gaming / Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by BurntDodo: 2:23pm On Oct 17, 2023
Ade1177:


I just finished the rdr2 till after Arthur death and John Marston becoming an errand boy

I still don't get the hype

It's a long Season film and not a game
Graphics are good
The action and actual gaming is average
Even the story is not that great
Just a bunch of thieves loyal to one moustache guy

There are more than 20 games I have played that are far better
With actual baddass gameplay that makes you want to replay
And better story

Woah! Who doesn’t love to plan heists, ride horses and shoot shotguns with beautiful sunsets in the back?

Maybe the game is just not your style. I’m a huge fan of the Wild West.

Mention some of the games you reckon are better…
Gaming / Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by BurntDodo: 7:32pm On Oct 16, 2023
NoonMasamune:


Expand your horizons bro. Your tecno phone should handle ps1 games as well. Metal gear solid, final fantasy 7, crash bandicoot. These are bit some of the amazing games you are missing out on

I do have PS 1 emulator as well but the games are very boring. I've been spoilt by games like RDR2 that make you forget it's just a game lol need a good story.
Gaming / Re: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by BurntDodo: 5:05pm On Oct 16, 2023
I miss gaming God😭 (pic below is my Lenovo and my Xiaomi mi 8 Se phone casing back in 2020).
Ever since I lost both my Lenovo Legion Y540(it just went off one day and wouldn't come back on), and my Xiaomi, I've been living like a church rat, playing Sega emulator Michael Jackson, Flintstones, Contra on one kwekwe tecno phone.

I miss Far Cry, Watchdogs, Sleeping Dogs, Horizon Zero Dawn, Forza, God Of War, RDR, Mafia, games with storytelling that you look forward to the next scene badly. I even miss my Euro Truck Simulator, just driving around after a bad day.

No wonder I've been depressed all year

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Politics / Re: Confusion As Sacked Postmaster General Resumes For Duty by BurntDodo: 7:20pm On Oct 14, 2023
The original gbajue
Politics / Re: Foundation Stone Laying For Lithium Battery Factory In Nasarawa by BurntDodo: 9:36am On Oct 13, 2023
Jbleenk:
Way to go. We are on the right track on this. Time to force the west to do our bidding as well

. If you can’t come here to build industries instead of pillaging our resources and exporting them to your countries then forget it we won’t allow you access to what you are so much in need of period.

What's way to go about this? It's still the same imperialism that we've been practicing since post-colonial times. You blacks sef. The Chinese board of directors and ceo who are on Forbes list because of the batteries will now be paying the Nigerian workers peanuts and you say you're enjoying.

The "way to go" is when we blacks, invest in our Nigerian engineers to build their own battery plant so that we can be the ones on Forbes list.
Music/Radio / Re: THROWBACK: Nigerian Old School Music (Oldies) by BurntDodo: 9:30pm On Oct 12, 2023
Fela - Look and Laugh, I still cry when I listen to this song. The emotion in the instrumentation is strong.
Fela - Water No Get Enemy
Fela - Army Arrangement
Fela - Stalemate
Fela - Teacher Don't Teach Me Nonsense
Ebenezer Obey - Olomi Gbo Temi
Sunny Ade - Esubiri Ebo Mi
Victor Uwaifo - Guitar Boy

Funny thing is I'm Gen Z by generation but Gen X in every other thing. I can't even relate with Gen Zs and it breaks my heart to see the steady rot in our music.

If I ever stumbled upon a time machine, I know where I'm going and I tell you, it doesn't have phones or gay marriage in it.
Sports / Re: “In England We Believe The Schedules Are Too Busy.”- Van Dijk by BurntDodo: 7:44pm On Oct 12, 2023
tejpot:
I support this totally. The world is focusing too much on productivity to justify remuneration at the expense of work-life balance which is the essence of existence. Even nature itself is an evidence of balance, no season lasts forever.
You're looking for balance from capitalists, that's like looking for good ball control from Lukaku, it can never happen.

Capitalist love to exploit, take advantage and drain. They push everything to the very last limit until it breaks, then they issue apology and move on. They'll say "that's life". Like as though we don't see the balance in nature everyday.

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Travel / Re: To Those That Have traveled out of Nigeria. by BurntDodo: 12:07pm On Oct 11, 2023
BornAgainCow:


Read into it what you like. I don’t care. I’m just telling you the hard truth. You can choose to go be a slave in a foreign land that will never appreciate you and treat you as second class human or be a king in your own land and play the game as it is here. The choice is yours.

I call you by your username u con dey para for me. 😂😂😂
You don shook hands inside some dirty dirty stuff for Naija con dey call yourself king abegi!
At least overseas they call spade a spade. Won dey call yourself king.

If you know who to meet in foreign land, you can cut corners there and live large. Naija or foreign it's all the same, in the end you'll meet your fate.

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Travel / Re: To Those That Have traveled out of Nigeria. by BurntDodo: 7:01pm On Oct 10, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Explain what you mean by the statement in bold abeg! undecided

2. Standard of living was low leading to payment of double salary? Can you please explain these claims of yours. undecided

grin me sef confuse small but as an economist, I think what the first bolded meant is when inflation happens.

The second bolded part is cost of living not standard of living. So they had to double the salaries.

But I'd still like to hear from the OP wey dey speak grammar for us.
Travel / Re: To Those That Have traveled out of Nigeria. by BurntDodo: 6:57pm On Oct 10, 2023
BornAgainCow:
Depends on what you went there for. But I can tell you no place like home (Nigeria) at the end of the day.

These advanced countries can turn you into a slave working the rest of your life to pay taxes and service debt without ever experiencing true wealth.

In few short years since I’ve been back to Nigeria I have experienced progress at a rate that would have been almost impossible over there. You see the advantage Nigeria has over those counties is that it’s easier to cut corners here. As long as you have the right connects 😉

This your post dey smell of cow poo, bribery and corruption, Mr Born Again Cow.
Celebrities / Re: After I Left Panti,I Renovated The Toilet. Naira Marley Can Enjoy It - Seun Kuti by BurntDodo: 6:52pm On Oct 10, 2023
Out of context. He didn’t mean it that way 😂😂

I've found that today, with the advent of social media where news can simply be 5 words with the pics of the person, anything you say CAN be used against you.

Even saying something like "the earth is not flat" can be taken out of context and used against one.

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Romance / Re: Women Aren’t That Complicated, Just Do Transfer — Benin Man Counsels Men by BurntDodo: 3:14pm On Oct 10, 2023
Chetas81:
but women will tell that you're being arrogant and rude when you don't mind their trick to seduce you

You sure say you no be woman in disguise? You’re sounding confused like a woman.

If she seduce you, enter but if she starts to ask for money, fallout. If all guys maintain this front, women will know scores.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Continues To Pummel Gaza by BurntDodo: 12:18pm On Oct 10, 2023
The thing about war is that innocent citizens that had absolutely nothing to do with the decision of the government to bomb another country will be the ones to take the collateral damage.
Romance / Re: Women Aren’t That Complicated, Just Do Transfer — Benin Man Counsels Men by BurntDodo: 10:07am On Oct 10, 2023
MAKE I SEAL THIS THREAD because nobody don talk exactly wetin I won hear.

NA YOU BE TRANSFER MAN? Just like JCole said “there’s always gonna be a bigger house somewhere”. There’ll always be a bigger simp that can do an even greater simp-transfer than you for your girl!

For whatever reason, be it to cool down after an argument or to make her happy, you cannot tie it directly to cash! You either use the cash to buy something nice that she likes, it’ll show that you’ve been listening + in that way you can cut your coat according to your size. Some shoes are 5k and it can mean a lot giving to a woman but sending 5k to a woman could be weird. You feel me? And never be afraid to tell a woman NO. That’s why it goes without saying that as a man, you should be fit, smell good, have style, work on your social skills/humor, fuccckk good, because these are the only things you can personalize that’ll make her miss you. She can’t miss your 20k, na only u get 20k?

I hate to sound political, but it’s that laziness culture in our daily lives that’s seeping into relationships now. Looking for easy way out. You won do mago mago for your place of work, for your govt work, won do mago mago for relationship too. Just use money settle the case. Those ABSTRACT things like honesty, hard work, empathy, love MEANS NOTHING ANYMORE in Nigeria.

And for those that send money to women before even meeting them, your case is in hellfire.

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Romance / Re: Women Aren’t That Complicated, Just Do Transfer — Benin Man Counsels Men by BurntDodo: 9:57am On Oct 10, 2023
Bliss52:


He isn't talking about strangers

I feel like you're a young boy and I like that majority of the comment here is educating you. Like I said, even if you've started dating, "MAKE HER SMILE WITHIN YOUR MEANS". Na you be transfer lord? There's always a guy out there that can do a greater transfer to her.

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Romance / Re: Women Aren’t That Complicated, Just Do Transfer — Benin Man Counsels Men by BurntDodo: 9:38am On Oct 10, 2023
Bliss52:
cool



If you like call him simp... He told you fact that most mothers won't tell their Son about their Dad

No go hustle my niggar, dey listen to Nairaland boys and Shola for Twitter forming Alpha male

*Try put it to practice this Tinubu subsidy regime

*Ask the finest girl In your area you like and would want to go on a date with her

1: when you reach the venue don't pay for transport Uber or Okada, tell her you don't have

2: Don't buy any food..

3: when she ask for Data tell her you don't have money

4: when she visit you, don't order food or cook noodles

.

See, there's a thin line between chivalry and simping. Of course, men can pay for transport, pay for food for a date. And if you guys start dating, you can send her money for data, do what you can to make her smile WITHIN YOUR MEANS.

Doing transfer to a woman you haven't even met before IS BEYOND SIMPING. This culture is wild especially for a young man.

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Romance / Re: Women Aren’t That Complicated, Just Do Transfer — Benin Man Counsels Men by BurntDodo: 9:29am On Oct 10, 2023
Chetas81:
But the majority of women don't know what they want

That one na woman? If all Nigerian men were on the same front of not giving women money, women that don't know what they want would have been pushed to the gutters and ostracized in our society.

Na men dey fuel such activities of woman acting crazy especially we NIGERIAN MEN. Normally simp dey all over the world but even they are ostracized EXCEPT FOR NIGERIA. Na for Nigeria we go dey idolise someone like Mr Macaroni wey dey push nonsense agenda with his skits. It's rubbing off on the kids!

If you dress well, smell good, speak well, and she can't recognise, ignore her. Spread the word. Because if you dey ignore and Imagbenikaro dey do transfer like bastarrdd, your work will be futile. ALL NIGERIAN MEN MUST BE ON SAME FRONT.

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Romance / Re: Women Aren’t That Complicated, Just Do Transfer — Benin Man Counsels Men by BurntDodo: 6:39am On Oct 10, 2023
The generation of men these days are WEAK. They have no humor, no sense of style, in fact some don't even have a career but ALL THEY HAVE IS MONEY. That's all they can offer women. And I sense yahoo.

No matter how bastardized a Nigerian woman is, if she sees you have a career, you dress to kill, you speak well, na she go pursue you.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 8th October 2023 by BurntDodo: 6:21pm On Oct 08, 2023
The problem with Klopp’s Liverpool 2.0 is that like he said he wants to “attack attack attack” but when 2 of your attacking options are gone and you can’t use stamina to your advantage, you have to defend the lead and two of our defensive midfielders are 5’2 and one is Asian. These are weaknesses for defensive midfielders(yes including being Asian).

There’s no way prime Fabinho is in DM and Liverpool don’t keep that 2-1 lead.

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