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Fela - Look and Laugh, I still cry when I listen to this song. The emotion in the instrumentation is strong.
Fela - Water No Get Enemy
Fela - Army Arrangement
Fela - Stalemate
Fela - Teacher Don't Teach Me Nonsense
Ebenezer Obey - Olomi Gbo Temi
Sunny Ade - Esubiri Ebo Mi
Victor Uwaifo - Guitar Boy

Funny thing is I'm Gen Z by generation but Gen X in every other thing. I can't even relate with Gen Zs and it breaks my heart to see the steady rot in our music.

If I ever stumbled upon a time machine, I know where I'm going and I tell you, it doesn't have phones or gay marriage in it.

tejpot:
I support this totally. The world is focusing too much on productivity to justify remuneration at the expense of work-life balance which is the essence of existence. Even nature itself is an evidence of balance, no season lasts forever.

You're looking for balance from capitalists, that's like looking for good ball control from Lukaku, it can never happen.

Capitalist love to exploit, take advantage and drain. They push everything to the very last limit until it breaks, then they issue apology and move on. They'll say "that's life". Like as though we don't see the balance in nature everyday.

BornAgainCow:
Read into it what you like. I don’t care. I’m just telling you the hard truth. You can choose to go be a slave in a foreign land that will never appreciate you and treat you as second class human or be a king in your own land and play the game as it is here. The choice is yours.

I call you by your username u con dey para for me. 😂😂😂
You don shook hands inside some dirty dirty stuff for Naija con dey call yourself king abegi!
At least overseas they call spade a spade. Won dey call yourself king.

If you know who to meet in foreign land, you can cut corners there and live large. Naija or foreign it's all the same, in the end you'll meet your fate.

Kobojunkie:
Explain what you mean by the statement in bold abeg!

2. Standard of living was low leading to payment of double salary? Can you please explain these claims of yours.

me sef confuse small but as an economist, I think what the first bolded meant is when inflation happens.

The second bolded part is cost of living not standard of living. So they had to double the salaries.

But I'd still like to hear from the OP wey dey speak grammar for us.

BornAgainCow:
Depends on what you went there for. But I can tell you no place like home (Nigeria) at the end of the day.

These advanced countries can turn you into a slave working the rest of your life to pay taxes and service debt without ever experiencing true wealth.

In few short years since I’ve been back to Nigeria I have experienced progress at a rate that would have been almost impossible over there. You see the advantage Nigeria has over those counties is that it’s easier to cut corners here. As long as you have the right connects 😉

This your post dey smell of cow poo, bribery and corruption, Mr Born Again Cow.

Out of context. He didn’t mean it that way 😂😂

I've found that today, with the advent of social media where news can simply be 5 words with the pics of the person, anything you say CAN be used against you.

Even saying something like "the earth is not flat" can be taken out of context and used against one.

Chetas81:
but women will tell that you're being arrogant and rude when you don't mind their trick to seduce you

You sure say you no be woman in disguise? You’re sounding confused like a woman.

If she seduce you, enter but if she starts to ask for money, fallout. If all guys maintain this front, women will know scores.

The thing about war is that innocent citizens that had absolutely nothing to do with the decision of the government to bomb another country will be the ones to take the collateral damage.

MAKE I SEAL THIS THREAD because nobody don talk exactly wetin I won hear.

NA YOU BE TRANSFER MAN? Just like JCole said “there’s always gonna be a bigger house somewhere”. There’ll always be a bigger simp that can do an even greater simp-transfer than you for your girl!

For whatever reason, be it to cool down after an argument or to make her happy, you cannot tie it directly to cash! You either use the cash to buy something nice that she likes, it’ll show that you’ve been listening + in that way you can cut your coat according to your size. Some shoes are 5k and it can mean a lot giving to a woman but sending 5k to a woman could be weird. You feel me? And never be afraid to tell a woman NO. That’s why it goes without saying that as a man, you should be fit, smell good, have style, work on your social skills/humor, fuccckk good, because these are the only things you can personalize that’ll make her miss you. She can’t miss your 20k, na only u get 20k?

I hate to sound political, but it’s that laziness culture in our daily lives that’s seeping into relationships now. Looking for easy way out. You won do mago mago for your place of work, for your govt work, won do mago mago for relationship too. Just use money settle the case. Those ABSTRACT things like honesty, hard work, empathy, love MEANS NOTHING ANYMORE in Nigeria.

And for those that send money to women before even meeting them, your case is in hellfire.

Bliss52:
He isn't talking about strangers

I feel like you're a young boy and I like that majority of the comment here is educating you. Like I said, even if you've started dating, "MAKE HER SMILE WITHIN YOUR MEANS". Na you be transfer lord? There's always a guy out there that can do a greater transfer to her.

Bliss52:




If you like call him simp... He told you fact that most mothers won't tell their Son about their Dad

No go hustle my niggar, dey listen to Nairaland boys and Shola for Twitter forming Alpha male

*Try put it to practice this Tinubu subsidy regime

*Ask the finest girl In your area you like and would want to go on a date with her

1: when you reach the venue don't pay for transport Uber or Okada, tell her you don't have

2: Don't buy any food..

3: when she ask for Data tell her you don't have money

4: when she visit you, don't order food or cook noodles

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See, there's a thin line between chivalry and simping. Of course, men can pay for transport, pay for food for a date. And if you guys start dating, you can send her money for data, do what you can to make her smile WITHIN YOUR MEANS.

Doing transfer to a woman you haven't even met before IS BEYOND SIMPING. This culture is wild especially for a young man.

Chetas81:
But the majority of women don't know what they want

That one na woman? If all Nigerian men were on the same front of not giving women money, women that don't know what they want would have been pushed to the gutters and ostracized in our society.

Na men dey fuel such activities of woman acting crazy especially we NIGERIAN MEN. Normally simp dey all over the world but even they are ostracized EXCEPT FOR NIGERIA. Na for Nigeria we go dey idolise someone like Mr Macaroni wey dey push nonsense agenda with his skits. It's rubbing off on the kids!

If you dress well, smell good, speak well, and she can't recognise, ignore her. Spread the word. Because if you dey ignore and Imagbenikaro dey do transfer like bastarrdd, your work will be futile. ALL NIGERIAN MEN MUST BE ON SAME FRONT.

The generation of men these days are WEAK. They have no humor, no sense of style, in fact some don't even have a career but ALL THEY HAVE IS MONEY. That's all they can offer women. And I sense yahoo.

No matter how bastardized a Nigerian woman is, if she sees you have a career, you dress to kill, you speak well, na she go pursue you.

The problem with Klopp’s Liverpool 2.0 is that like he said he wants to “attack attack attack” but when 2 of your attacking options are gone and you can’t use stamina to your advantage, you have to defend the lead and two of our defensive midfielders are 5’2 and one is Asian. These are weaknesses for defensive midfielders(yes including being Asian).

There’s no way prime Fabinho is in DM and Liverpool don’t keep that 2-1 lead.

motionarena:
Then there should be a warranty. They should get it fixed at least

Exactly. He wouldn't even look at the PC.

motionarena:
Guess u bought a fairly used laptop.
Thats the normal policy when buying used products in comp villa it has limited days warranty.

I know him and he sells quality stuff when it comes to new gadgets.

It was brand new, with the carton and everything.

koyeni:
Was it a brand new item you bought or US used?

BRAND NEW. Right out of the carton

burp18:
There was not. Can you imagine? They were trying to refer me to the person from whom they picked the item from. The whole thing is funny because the store owner whom I rever and respect so much. I expected him to do something about it, but it turns out they're all in it together.

I'm wondering why you're witholding their information when there was no resolution. Others can fall victim to this same wicked people.

I had a similar experience with LAPTOPWAREHOUSEONLINE a couple of years back. Got a PC from the man and after some months I complained of issues with the PC and then I took it to him. He refused to replace or refund me. In fact, while I was at his shop, he kept acting like I didn't exist. I had to bring my brother with me the following day. When we tried to confront him, he started calling people to go call thugs and he continued threatening me. I was about 23 years old.

I left there very heartbroken, no refunds, no apologies nothing.

I've found it's a Lagos thing. Lagos is forcing people to act wiser than God created them to.

Nonexisting1:
Nigga is still asking questions when he is supposed to be looking for exit route from the cobweb of the stabbing gender person. Well he should be ready to greet Me. Ataga for me.

My boss I said I should collect knowledge from the elders o in the game o. She lies too much and she doesn't even want money or anything. Wetin fit be her endgame? Scary shii

Battlefield2:
1. She lies a lot and pretends too
2. She watches documentary about serial killers
3. She is autistic
4. You don't want to wife her, you just wanted her coochie and you've got it
5. As you don get wetin u want,if u no want wahala for your head,just use style discharge her and move on with your life

For a lady in her late 20s and still not serious about settling down, she is not d decent type, just move ahead

If you get trapped ehn, Na u she go use learn wetin she don dey watch all dz while on documentaries
Ire ooo

😂😂 You no see wahala! thanks boss. I can't even tell what her end game is, the lies are so unnecessary. She doesn't even ask me for money or anything so why lie?

carl90:
I thought the headline was "I can't place my finger in her "
Anyway,joke aside,she is playing you.
Just take your time to study her.
If she is not being straight forward with you ,just move on.
Life na once

Okay, me I want to jump ship immediately sef

IconicR:
Confused man, someone you just met has started receiving head and other sexual dirty things from you. Please leave us alone and manage what you see

I’m just going to ignore you

I met this pretty girl at a restaurant a week ago and we started talking. She spoke well, we had so much in common and our chemistry was just right.

But I noticed when I’d ask her questions about herself, she would always lie at first and it’s only until I catch her in her lie that she says “I was just joking”. For example, one time I asked her what sch she attended, she said unilag. It wasn’t until later when I caught her in the lie she came clean and backed it with her usual “I was joking”. This kind of situation happened at least 5 times.

Another major issue I have is that she says she’s a Yoruba girl but she looks so much like an Igbo girl and even her accent is Igbo. All her friends are Igbo. And she talks a lot. She talks too much even saying she has jobs waiting for her with prominent people in Nigeria but she doesn’t really look the part. Worst of it is she loves documentaries about serial killers.

I overlooked all of it that maybe it was In my head and so day before yesterday, for the first time, she came to my place. We started making out and then she started acting like she was autistic. Her legs would swing, she’d make a fist when I kissed her, sometimes she’d spread out her fingers apart, at a point she even suggested using a bedsheet before having sex. A LADY IN HER LATE 20s. And yes, I know when a lady is excited and I know autism.
I even as politely as possible asked her if she was autistic and she actually said “YES” smiling.

Yesterday, I wanted to try to understand her more so I could know how to be a better person to her and asked if she could tell me more about her autism. She first said she didn’t say she was autistic, later she admitted it and then used her usual “I was just joking”. I became extremely anxious. She was like a chameleon.

The issue now is, she’s told me a lot of major things that made me conclude who I'm sharing my space with, things about her family and life, but I can't find out if they are true. And I’ve shared a lot of info about myself with her. What if I’m with an olosho that’s perfected lying to appear clean? Does she have an evil spirit? Abi am I tripping? I could not even sleep properly last night.

Ddeliverer007:
This is a very stupid decision. Im voting for Obi but my friend, you have to better your life and destiny and you don’t do that by throwing opportunities away.

An Obi won’t do that for you.

However, Obi2023

Edit your post mr man. You’re voting for Obi but you want corrupt appointments. That’s a contradiction!
If a well to do person like him allows himself to be bought, what's to say they can't buy the starving youth's vote? So you see his resistance isn't stupid at all. In a better Nigeria, he knows he can do better than yeye appointments. So please edit your post.

femisplash:
Nairaland Obidient s are still living in denial. Come to think of it, why are Obidient s not as livid with Peter Obi as they are with the LP's Twitter handler whenever Peter Obi is caught several times lying?. If the leader is rotten in lying, it rubs off on the followers.

Good evening sir. Please how can I join Tinubu support? Omo Yoruba ni mi and I’d like to be involved sir and get a share

FreeStuffsNG:
Wow!! Impressive.
God bless Kimberly-Clark.


I salute my Governor HE Sanwoolu and the best VP in the history of Nigeria,Prof. Osibanjo,SAN.

You Patriots are our shining star, please keep up the great job.

This is another great testament that we are Africa's No. 1 investment destination.

That is why I urge you to please bring your investments to Lagos today.

In Lagos, you and your investments are safe and your investment is guaranteed of great returns.

We are a very hospitable people . We are the startup capital of Africa and we have the best run city economy in Africa in terms of GDP.

We have a vibrant population and we are the World Economic Forum-rated Africa's No 1 cosmopolitan city with with many infrastructures, a prestigious University of Lagos(UNILAG) that has produced notable Nigerians like the current V.P ,Prof. Yemi Osibanjo,SAN, beaches, great folklore traditional Yoruba & contemprorary Yoruba Afro hip-hop music , the city of Grammy Award winners and food!

Invest in Lagos today, please.
Thank you.
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You uploaded picture of a train that the tracks have been in construction for 12 years and it's still not at 70% completion.

Gbest90:
Better. That's the spirit.

YNWA

Hahaha Sadio making me want to swallow my words
Talk about instant regret.

YNWA

Gbest90:
Nice write up. Although you should just delete that Mane part please.

This mood is toooooo good for criticism.

Lol I totally understand but I still remember Mane's performance against Leeds away. Just awful. He kept fumbling the ball like today too. But yeah I'm happy for the 3 points!

mosdii:
Reason Being That Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

I miss you boss

I know Salah scored two penalties but his 1v1 against keeper since Afcon has been poor. Can't take away that he's still the best player in the world. His ball control is also really starting to look Messi like.

Luis Diaz. I love him already. He's confident, he dribbles and he recovers the ball. That his skill pass to Fabinho is just fantastic. I wish he would get a goal. I can't even imagine our front right now without Diaz.

Sadio Mane. If Sadio was playing for Chelsea, his ball control would have been trending on twitter. He's actually the Lakaka of Liverpool..maybe worse. He's always struggling with the ball. When Diaz and Thiago were juggling the ball on the flank, Sadio joined and he looked really stupid lol. He also lacks awareness. Good thing he still has pace.

kaywon:
Thanks for this excellent observation.

It's actually diabetes - maybe a new form of it but certainly indicative of high blood sugar levels.

She should quickly go check his blood sugar. My wife would have died last year if not for God. She first came down with malaria and typhoid. After treatment, symptoms like incessant cough, extreme fatigue, blurry eyesight, pains on her joints, etc, persisted. She lost so much weight and her voice was sounding so faint like she's speaking to you from afar.

On 4 different occasions that we visited hospitals, none could pinpoint what her illness was. Some doctors said it was drug reaction and promised it would fade out with time with no further treatment.

The night before it was finally detected, my wife vomited (about 5 times) and pooped severally all through, and was so helplessly drying out right before my eyes. It was a nightmare I can't wish on my worst enemy.

Thankfully, God stepped in. On trying one of those hospitals again that morning, one doctor Nnamdi figured it out right away. My wife's blood sugar reading was over 600 mg/dL - a very critical level that humans can hardly survive. She was admitted and revived with drips.

She's fine and well today, but minding her diet. It was after 3 months we saw a woman with 3 kids whose husband was said to have died of the same thing. They didn't identify it on time as is usually the case.

Please have his sugar level checked soon as possible. May God heal your husband in Jesus' Name. Amen

Please what hospital is that? Or do you have Dr Nnamdi's direct contact?

gbigbega:
Sleep paralysis is demonic. That it has a name does not make it normal.

I use to have it way back then when I visited my uncle. We where two who came on holiday and we both experience same sleep paralysis at the same time.

I once had a weird experience with it while I was in school, living in a private apartment with other students as neighbors . I was under sleep paralysis and was struggling, I don't know how it happened, but I suddenly felt my spirit literarily leaping out of my struggling body and grabbed the neck of my neighbor (a female student) who was on top of me. As i did, she came off me and I woke out of the sleep paralysis.

After I fully surrendered my life to Christ it stopped. Never happened again. Give it a name, describe its symptoms or whatever - it is still foolishness to think its a natural occurrence. They are just giving you a reason not to fight your demonic attack.

You're either sleep deprived, sleeping too hot or you're unfamiliar with the place you're sleeping.