Joke of the millennium

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Kayus4real:
Durbar is a celebration of Ilorin people not Bukola's. Don't be amused by the crowd. They aren't supporters of Saraki. Saraki is nearing is doom already in Kwara.

Don't mind these PDP wailers who want to leverage off the crowd who came for the durber to claim its a test of sarakis recent popularity.

They want to give him what isn't true

I just dey laugh in defection

Kog45:
Haha honestly Lai Mohammed is your boss.

I doubt you watched the video since you cannot afford data.

Watch it then speak sensibly

White Imenika!

As long as its an ipob that is in charge of the projects expect results like these.

Money has been diverted and eaten and poor job delivered.

Ipob always in the news for the wrong reasons

saraki sitting so lonely. The people did not even mind his presence. Na emir dem dey focused on and waiting for.

Crowd waiting for the Emir. Wailers will now claim they are there because of saraki when Nobody in the crowd even gave him attention

PresidentAtiku:
common Zombie away...

Your defection is loading 80%

You are just too Ashamed to admit it

PresidentAtiku:
receive sense

You should be dreaming of Atiku but you are busy dreaming of buhari despite your moniker saying "PresidentAtiku"

Receive sense

frowland:


You know any sharp breeder in Nigeria where I can buy male and female?

I don't know of any breeder who sells them but I think there is someone who can help you get if you want. Call this number 08080701363 .

This is what a Kangal looks like so you wouldn't be deceived

dukie25:



You claim the man is a PDP sympathiser, yet the same man is issuing threat to senate president who is PDP.
You're a genius, I mean it.

Yes I am a genius . A threat that was released BY A FACTION of miyetti Allah which coincidentally has GEJ a PDP core man as their life Patron OF THAT FACTION.

And a statement that PDP immediately jumped on and began to claim that now they know that Miyetti Allah has Political backers (in the Presidency) when it was clearly the PDP endorsed faction and the faction that endorsed PDP that was speaking.

If I had not read it carefully and known that the same Gololo was the one who made GEJ their life patron of their faction in 2015 I would have missed something so obvious which PDP hoped everyone else would also miss .Especially gullible people like you

frowland:



Definitely! You will have a pup free if you do - that's a guarantee. I Just want to have one of the top rare breeds, and this ticks the boxes.

You can make do with a Kangal if you cannot find an Anatolian Karabash. They are very similar with the Kangal being deadlier

dukie25:
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Blame PDP instead of blaming MACBAN chairman in Benue who issued the threat.
Flawless logic.

From the OP as I observed



Can you also recollect the same Gololo who released this statement is also a member of the faction that appointed Jonathan as the 'Life Patron' of their faction in 2015 ?

Does any name sound familiar there that is directly linked to PDP and a certain faction of Miyetti Allah?

Case closed!

PDP and lies are conjoined twins

The propaganda machine of PDP busted wide open and shows how they manipulate using one loyal to themselves

PDP. SHAME!!!

People Deceiving People Party.

Playing politics of lies.

Miyetti Allah dissociates self from official threatening Saraki I knew that there was something fishy about the story....

Read at below the rebuttal from Miyetti Allah.
Can you also recollect the same Gololo who released this statement is also a member of the faction that appointed Jonathan as the 'Life Patron' of their faction in 2015 ?


PRESS RELEASE.

The attention of Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association of Nigeria has been drawn to an interview granted by one Garus Gololo in Makurdi to Punch Newspaper titled 'Resign or we will force you out'. Miyetti Allah to Saraki.

This statement is unfortunate.
I will categorically state that Garos Gololo spoke in his personal capacity and has no mandate to speak on behalf of the association.

Miyetti Allah is a non partisan association with no interest in the political terrain and we couldn't meddle into the affairs of political actors thereby compounding our already obvious challenges.
I therefore urge all and sundry to disregard this statement.

This statement is not from MACBAN and should be disregarded in its entirety. We take exception on this statement and Garos Gololo is entirely on his own and will be sanctioned accordingly.
We cannot afford to add up to the many challenges we are confronted with.

I'm therefore appealing to the general public to disregard this statement as it is coming from someone who doesn't have the mandate of the association to speak on its behalf.

Thank You and God bless you all.
Signed:
Baba Uthman Ngelzarma.
National Secretary, MACBAN.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/281003-miyetti-allah-dissociates-self-from-official-threatening-saraki.html


https://www.thecable.ng/we-cant-meddle-in-the-affair-of-politicians-miyetti-allah-distances-self-from-anti-saraki-statement/amp

http://dailypost.ng/2018/08/22/miyetti-allah-leadership-speaks-threat-saraki/amp/

Mynd44, lalasticlala, OAM4J

madridguy:
Epic

That Atiku is so silly. He even named his school American University of Nigeria as if it could compensate for his being wanted in America.

The guy no be am

ngoziamara:
It is still fresh in my head the way masses came out to protest the removal of fuel subsidy under GEJ. The way PMB hammered the previoius PREVIOUS administration for wasting billions on subsidizing fuel. I remember him screaming that the payment is nothing but a scheme of the cabals in siphoning SYPHONING funds. Now that he is in power, i expected to see a complete opposite because he promised to remove all such subsidy on fuel but unfortunately that is not the case.
Now let me tell you, according to the NNPC, Buhari has increased the amount of fuel subsidy form N241billion of the previous administration to a whooping WHOPPING N1.14trillion. President Buhari is not only a lair LIAR but a total failure. Come 2019 lets do the needful and push him out.

As an LMC (Looters media crew member) you should have stayed in school and gotten the hang of how to spell properly.

As an Ipobian you should stop ranting and get some quality education.

I have edited and made needed corrections to your spellings in your post for free.

No need to thank me. Just learn and improve so you can rant as an educated ipob and not as a semi literate one.

PMB till 2023 is all I have to say to you. HBP is real for you.

PresidentAtiku:
Savage

I have been having some dreams seeing Buhari... Very strange though...

Don't even know what to say!

Let me interpret your dream for you

Your moniker is for Atiku but you are dreaming of Buhari.

Spiritual decamping loading 80%

madridguy:
Atiku is like Nani always trying to compete with his grandfather CR7.

If Atiku likes, let him trek from Adamawa to Lagos, no vacancy in Aso Rock.

Sai Baba till 2023.

He should trek to America first. That is the only trekking I want to see him do

ideology:


You are very stupid...

And you are highly idiotic. The move of Akpabio to APC is giving PDP immense headaches so much so that Udom has organised nothing less than 10 rallies since akpabio defected and was so desperate to show the number of support he has that he forced secondary schools to close down and all their students to come for rallies so they can fill in the empty spaces like these students all given uniforms and zoned to specific places on the rally ground .

autonomous22:



shot up.

Ordinary SHUT UP you cannot spell correctly and you then think you have the brain to analyze a situation properly

Saraki visited Udom a few days ago and now there was an attack on Akpabio.

If you know you know

vanbonattel:

continue swearing while PDP grows.

Grows irrelevant you mean

vanbonattel:


the guy is running from his shadows and will not be missed. He will become an apc thug tomorrow and be snatching ballot boxes to survive. that's where he will end.

Well what I see is the diminishing value of PDP in the government house. Nobody wants to be associated with failures.

famosh:

Bro, his name is not Ebele! The full name is Ebelemi! He shortened it for elections to deceive a particular set of daft people, & they know themselves!

The HE IS OUR SON PEOPLE WHO ALSO CALLED HIM AZIKIWE!

vanbonattel:
Electoral value = 0.000

A coin has 2 sides. Its rather the diminishing electoral value of his principal aka the governor that has made him resign and defect. As an insider he is privy to what you are clearly not.

Who will not change company when the company he is in starts loosing patronage and starts experiencing a crash in stock value.

PDP is being buried in kwara

They have already scattered from their coalition. Calling themselves unprintable names.

The handwriting is on the wall for PDP and its clear for the discerning mind.

Gov. Ahmed's Aide Resigns!

Special Assistant to the Kwara State governor on Environmental services Sunday Ogunniyi (JP) has resigned.

Ogunniyi who tendered his letter of resignation on the 20th August 2018 to the state governor Alh Abdulfatah Ahmed through the office of the Secretary to the Kwara State Government did not state his reason for resigning his position in the letter but an information reaching Kwara Reporters has it that he followed his mind by defecting from the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) to All Progressives Congress (APC).

Mynd44

tiredoflife:


Na ur papa be third world retard
Anufia

Still showing you lack any smattering of sense whatsoever

tiredoflife:


I say u no get sense Keep quoting rubbish

If you had a modicum of sense you would not have made the comment you made earlier.

Such rètards everywhere one looks.

new2012:


Sit and think, appraise your utterances.. what differentiate you from the urchins insulting buhari and those at motor park?

Did you see me insult Buhari?

I simply stated factual things about that ineffectual buffoon known as Goodluck Ebele Jonathan from OTUoke

Centcanada:
This is my leader

Fellow drunk