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Politics / Re: Buhari "Almost Moved To Tears"After Seeing How Trillions Of Naira Were Embezzled by Buttocks: 9:33pm On Sep 10, 2016
I hope he's moved to suicide by the number of people he's rendered jobless and impoverished from his dumb policies.
Politics / Re: See Reasons For The Improved Power Supply by Buttocks: 2:52pm On Sep 10, 2016
millhouse:
Bubu claiming glory for another man's hard work. Not a single megawatt has been added since he came on board.. Even crashing to point zero for d first time in Nigeria. Body language seems to have turned body odour. What do u expect from a party built on quick sand... Only lies and deceit

grin
Politics / Re: 2015 Election: Obasanjo Accuses Jonathan Of Training, Arming Killer Squad by Buttocks: 1:47pm On Sep 10, 2016
Still waiting for the casualty list from the 1000 Sniper attack.
Politics / Re: Buhari, Obama, Other World Leaders In Group Pics At The Nuclear Security Summit by Buttocks: 6:43am On Apr 02, 2016
AntiWailer:
Only Nigerians expect him to send a minister. Those other leaders too dnt have job i guess.

Very dunce wailers.


You are the dullard, dude.
The states there are FRONT-LINE nuclear states who are ACTIVE participants. Or how many African presidents did you see there even though they received invites to the event?

Nigeria, being a non-player in the nuclear scene, should have done the honourable thing by sending a modest delegation to the event especially considering the numerous issues ravaging the country, like economic meltdown and the FUEL SCARCITY since Buhari also serves as the country's substantive PETROLEUM MINISTER.

Now, putting all these things into perspective, are you not the dunce?

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Politics / Re: See Reasons For The Improved Power Supply by Buttocks: 8:52am On Apr 01, 2016
The anti-corruption disposition of President Muhammadu Buhari has been matched to the improved gas supply and relative stability in power supply across the nation.Baba Umar Mustapha the acting Managing Director of Yola Electricity Distribution Company, YEDC stated this in his maiden interaction with journalists at the headquarters of Yola DISCO.

So, what happened? Is the anti-corruption disposition not working anymore or has Bubu become corrupt himself?

Or... Was it all a lie? grin
Politics / Re: Nigerian Beans To Be Allowed Into Europe by Buttocks: 4:58am On Apr 01, 2016
eflintsone:
look at this hater lol .... haters never see good before , am not shocked tho

You're a sad, miserable, GULLIBLE ILLITERATE!

Nigeria has been exporting beans to Europe for 20 years now. But it was blacklisted on June last year for its high concentration of pesticides. The ban was only lifted this year after NAFDAC got down to it.
Majority of you Sai Baba supporters are the most naive, MENTALLY LAZY and INTELLECTUALLY DEAD creatures I've ever seen.

This country will never progess with gullible knuckleheads like you constituting the majority.

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Politics / Re: Lekki-epe Int’l Airport To Commence Operation By 2012. by Buttocks: 7:24pm On Mar 30, 2016
DuduNegro:
This is an eye opener to those waiting for FG to give them international airport in Enugu. Your governors should combine resources and do what benefits your people and your land. You go wait tire for FG.

Looks like you sef don wait tire for Fashola.

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Politics / Re: Lekki-epe Int’l Airport To Commence Operation By 2012. by Buttocks: 7:18pm On Mar 30, 2016
FOUR YEARS LATER grin

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Politics / Re: Lekki-epe Int’l Airport To Commence Operation By 2012. by Buttocks: 7:16pm On Mar 30, 2016
OAM4J:
^If it is the FG that is proposing this, like the electoral promise of an airport in ever state, I wont even bother to read.

But Lagos has been known over the years to follow through every project they announced, or show me one project Fashola has ever announced that he has not followup with actions

And take note of Lagos projects, they come with expected date of completion unlike FG announcement of blueprints/roadmaps with no dates.


Eko o ni baje o!

Shame just dey catch me as I dey read this mumu post.

One Lagos project that he hasn't followed up with actions?
Oh gee, I don't know, how about the LIGHT RAIL, the Free Trade Zone, and EVEN this airport?

How far? Shebi e don finally complete the project?

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Maiduguri Is Not Under Attack. by Buttocks: 3:25am On Feb 02, 2016
MalcoImX:
Ogbuefi pls stop this. While it was reported that Maiduguri was under attack, we put a call to a person inside Maiduguri and the person told us he wasn't aware what's happening. Nobody is saying that there wasn't an attack! but it wasn't of the magnitude it's being portrayed. The anger of many is that some are happy for such to happen just to spite the government. Take it from me! Maiduguri people and the NE in general prefer Buhari's handling of this issue million times to GEJ's. Put a call to Maiduguri, if you have anybody there to confirm what I said

Chai. These Buhari sycophants have no soul.
Politics / Re: No Boko Haram Attack For The Past 3 Weeks! What Is Happening To PDP? by Buttocks: 3:21am On Feb 02, 2016
Silly miserable political butt licker.
Crime / Re: Ritualist Den Uncovered In Ibadan (photo) by Buttocks: 9:26pm On Jun 01, 2015
haywire1:


Eastern states, Anambra, imo and others - Kidnapping undecided

Kidnapping for ransom (as is practiced in the SE) is MUCH MUCH better than the disgusting barbaric flesh bazaar going on in Yorubaland where self-proclaimed 'educated and sophisticated' barbarians are cutting human beings open in the name of rituals.
Shame no dey catch una, you filthy pigs.
Abeg go and hide your face.

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Car Talk / Re: Ghastly Motor Accident In Ibapon Ogbomosho Crushed Many Dead(Graphic Photos) by Buttocks: 11:24am On Jan 28, 2015
masseratti:
whether they are yorubas or not are you not a human being?all Nigerians Ply that road,hausa igbo and others,if you know the amount of investment Igbos has in Ilorin you will keep your mouth shut.

Your mouth must be smelling like your moniker.

I am not a human being.
Car Talk / Re: Ghastly Motor Accident In Ibapon Ogbomosho Crushed Many Dead(Graphic Photos) by Buttocks: 11:06am On Jan 28, 2015
As long as they're all Yorubas.
Politics / Re: Two Female Suicide Bombers Hit GSM Market, Potiskum, Yobe State by Buttocks: 7:48pm On Jan 11, 2015
lacasa:



Epistle!

The earlier u face facts that GEJ is a wholistic failure and is gonna get booted out the better for u

#commander-In-Chiief of the Armed forces is an iiidiot

U can re-quote me again and again if u like

grin

Typical northern mindset.
No wonder your people are going to keep getting crushed like cockroaches by their own brothers.
Keep blaming others for your own self-inflicted misfortunes.
After GEJ, don't forget to blame Ihejirika as well. Just keep jumping around as your home burns.

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Politics / Re: Why Is That Southerners And Christians Are Gej's Greatest Attackers? by Buttocks: 7:36pm On Jan 11, 2015
Because Yoruba people are born saboteurs.

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Politics / Re: Two Female Suicide Bombers Hit GSM Market, Potiskum, Yobe State by Buttocks: 7:28pm On Jan 11, 2015
bokohalal:

Nigeria is the President's constituency.

And the governor of Yobe is what? A cook?

You Northerners need to stabilize your respective states before dreaming of stabilizing the country (or oil price as some senile clown I know would say).

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Politics / Re: Two Female Suicide Bombers Hit GSM Market, Potiskum, Yobe State by Buttocks: 7:26pm On Jan 11, 2015
jordanriverz:
dey might be d chibok girls oo who knwz shocked shocked

I hope they are.
Politics / Re: Two Female Suicide Bombers Hit GSM Market, Potiskum, Yobe State by Buttocks: 7:20pm On Jan 11, 2015
lacasa:


This president is an iiidiot

And have you for once in your life questioned your northern governors on what they're doing with their time or are you shifting every blame to the federal government as usual?
Why have your governors refused to educate your youth?
The north has continued to lag behind in every category of human development. Does that not bother you one bit? Your leaders are more interested in "wresting power back to the north" while your region burns to ashes. How can they be entrusted with the responsibility of presiding over the nation when they have failed at the fundamental responsibility of developing their region?

Your youth are more interested in burning and destroying alcoholic drinks than actually going to school. Whose fault is that?

Have you seen the recent unity entrance average scores? Are you proud of the figures for the states in your region?
You all cheered for Kwankwaso when he used state money to site a university in NIGER REPUBLIC. Isn't that the height of daftness? Does anything top that?

Please, learn to start holding your leaders on the state level accountable before even complaining about the president.

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Politics / Re: Two Female Suicide Bombers Hit GSM Market, Potiskum, Yobe State by Buttocks: 6:50pm On Jan 11, 2015
dhammyg:

WELL FROM UR USER NAME IT'S OBVIOUS U REASON THRU UR BUTTOCKS.undecidedSO AM NOT SUPRISEDundecided

Kiss my A$$

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Politics / Re: Two Female Suicide Bombers Hit GSM Market, Potiskum, Yobe State by Buttocks: 6:44pm On Jan 11, 2015
Just hearing news about abokii children dying brings me so much joy. cool

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Politics / Re: Guess What I Just Watched On CNN Now? by Buttocks: 12:28pm On Dec 26, 2014
I will continue to say it, that I'm very happy northern children are now suicide bombers as well.
Will they also blame Igbos for that one?

I want all northerners dead.

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Politics / Re: Guess What I Just Watched On CNN Now? by Buttocks: 12:23pm On Dec 26, 2014
truefact:
Why are the northerners and westerners not campaigning for separation from the easterners and having their country where Buhari can rule them forever is stunning my imagination.

Because they know such a country would end up being the poorest country in history. They know this one for a fact.

Buhari is a stark illiterate who knows nothing about economic development, so who in their right minds would want the iidddiot to rule them in a country with no free petrodollars?

The pleb already said, in an interview, that his strategy to help develop the economy would be by "Stabilizing oil prices". That is to show you his plans begin and end with oil, and where would the oil come from in a republic that does not include the East or Niger Delta?

The man is an illiterate, and all his supporters are bastards. I hope they all end their own lives with some fresh-out-the-kitchen cyanide when their Buhari loses again next year.

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Politics / Re: Guess What I Just Watched On CNN Now? by Buttocks: 12:14pm On Dec 26, 2014
9jii:

You just added FAT LIARS to igbo list.
Pity yourself

And you just added BLOODY ILLITERATES to the abokii list.
No wait, that one is something we've always known already.

Pity your future because your region has none.

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Politics / Re: Guess What I Just Watched On CNN Now? by Buttocks: 11:07am On Dec 26, 2014
On my part, I'm just very happy northerners are dying.
Nothing pleases me more than the news of their painful deaths.
Allah bless Shekau for killing his fellow abokiis.

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Politics / Re: Sorry States Of Lagos Island by Buttocks: 10:18am On Dec 26, 2014
Fashola is working.

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Politics / Re: Guess What I Just Watched On CNN Now? by Buttocks: 10:04am On Dec 26, 2014
9jii:

Igbos ignorance,bigotry and love for evil made them Easy to be blamed for any abominable act.see the List below

Robbery
Babie factory
Kidnapping
419ers/fraudsters
Fake pastors
Drugs dealing
Illegal immigrants
Greedy
Superstitious/bigotry ...
....
That's why they can be easily blame for BOKOHARAM.
Igbo literally said NO to 'love for money is the root of all evil'

Oh really? Let me show you the Hausa-Fulani character and why they will continue to die under Boko Haram.

1. Hightest illiteracy rate in Nigeria.

2. Highest poverty rate in Nigeria despite looting the country treasury for 38 years.

3. The only area in Africa where the ancient disease polio still has a field day.

4. TERRORISM

5. Greed - Awarding Niger-Delta oil blocs to themselves even when their father's house is nowhere close to the land.

6. Stupidity - When the rest of the world was getting immunized against polio, these idiotts sought to fight it by killing health workers who came to help them. As usual, violence is all they understand.

7. The North is so BACKWARD, they even have a deadly disease named after one of their towns. LASSA FEVER was first discovered here, and was named after one of your cities. So, while the rest of the world was working on bringing useful innovation to humanity, these lepers were giving us killer diseases.

8. As Boko Haram was ravaging the North, your leaders were more interested in signing the law allowing them to marry UNDERAGE girls. The most disgusting peddophiles have their roots in the north. VVF is the average northern girl's "ID card". Your girls are walking around with scattered vvaginas after getting fffuuuckked by their grandpas.

9. ALMAJIRI.

10. Today, the north has brought a new innovation - CHILD BOMBERS.

Every average person can see the north is doomed, and I can't wait to watch Boko Haram bomb, destroy and wipe out your race for good. And that time is definitely coming.

I would be the happiest man alive the day it happens.

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Politics / Re: Guess What I Just Watched On CNN Now? by Buttocks: 9:21am On Dec 26, 2014
9jii:

The politicians abused the Ignorance and BIGOTRY nature of igbo and make them believed,BOKOHARAM is a political issue.and even you Blindly believed its not your problem.smh

The "Ignorance and Bigotry nature" of Igbo?
So, when muslims were killing people in the name of riots in 2002, what was that? The LOVING nature of Hausa-Fulanis?

When the same Hausa-Fulanis were killing innocent christians and burning churches all because of a CARTOON drawn by an ATHEIST in DENMARK, was that their own way of celebrating "ENLIGHTENMENT"?

Face it! Decades before Goodluck Jonathan or Ihejirika ever thought of coming in, the north was always a hell-hole of blood conflicts.
Your HATE is well documented in history, so why are you trying to shift the blame when your governors have failed you badly?

Your Kwankwaso is using Kano's public funds to site a university in NIGER REPUBLIC while millions of almajiris suffer, but you're all clapping for him and his administrative stupidity. Who are you also going to blame for that one?

I will say it again. Passing the blame instead of accepting your personal failures is a sign of EXTREME irresponsibility.

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Politics / Re: Guess What I Just Watched On CNN Now? by Buttocks: 9:00am On Dec 26, 2014
9jii:
PDP caused all this with their evil lies to blackmail Buhari as BOKOHARAM sponsor.

Its general believe in the North that igbos are BOKOHARAM,that's why they are supporting GEJ for financing them .

PDP spreading Fire every where in the name of retaining POWER.

If the general belief is that Igbos are behind Boko Haram, then I hope everyone can see why I say notherners will be crushed by this Boko Haram in the end.
Because a man who chooses to blame others for his own irresponsibilities will forever fail.

Maybe Igbos were the ones who have held on to power for 38 years.
Maybe Igbos were the ones who raised the over 10 million almajiris in the north.
Maybe Igbos were the ones who lowered the secondary school intake scores in the north where failing students are still granted admission leading to an overall slump in quality of intellect in the north.
Maybe Igbos were the ones who signed Sharia law into the constitution of a secular state.
Maybe Igbos were the ones who awarded oil blocs to themselves and their elite while the many northerners perished.
Maybe Igbos were the ones who led the propaganda that resisted polio immunization in the north, leading to many of the northerners deformed for life.

The northerners have only shown that they are indeed among the dumbest people on earth if they cannot take responsibility for their own failures.
Keep passing the blame to GEJ who only took office in 2010.
Keep shifting it to Ihejirika, a common nyammiri who supposedly manipulated the north (with it's often touted 75 million indigenes) into killing eachother.
Just keep ignoring the elephant in the room.

A fool who denies himself common sense will be consumed by his own stupidity.

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Politics / Re: Igbo Not Behind Kano Blast – Police by Buttocks: 8:06am On Dec 26, 2014
whitecat2:
That few Yoruba and other tribes got caught in the mess doesn't mean they were targeted, they were just at the wrong place at the wrong time. Ibos are the real and only target for the daggars this time, and will be taken care of accordingly. Ibos can't say "toro". It was used in the past and can still be used to know who is ibo.

When you plant a bomb in someone else's town, you will surely get what's coming to you. Ibos must be cut to size and restricted to their evil forest.

Where did we go wrong for ibos to call Yoruba out? Ibos of all peoples, the natural slaves. Economic refugees and pests who have no sense of belonging.
This time, not a single ibo should be allowed among humans. All ibos should be wiped out, and the shaky niger bridge pulled down so no ibo will be able to cross back into the west and north they hate so much but can't stay away from let their kind remain in their land.

Awwwww. Keep lying and deluding yourself, my dear dumb delusional Gambari butt-licker.

Isn't it tragic, that with all the effort your people have put into trying to convince the northerners that you'd do anything for them, they keep killing you like cockroaches without even giving it a second thought?

Even after all Abiola did for the north (helping them topple democratic governments), they still never loved him or considered him to be one of them. To the point that when he won the election, they seized his mandate and threw him into jail. They left him there for months until they were ready to handle him. And when that time arrived, they poisoned him like a little rat and he died just like that grin
Like that wasn't enough, they still killed his wife. Chai!

So in your dumb little brain, "the few Yoruba tribes got caught in the mess" yet the Yoruba casualties turned out to be the MAJORITY of the NYSC people killed that day (I can show you that list if you want)? grin

Were the Igbos also the targets when one of your Obas was killed like a little cockroach in Kano around July this year?

Were the Igbos also the targets when some Yoruba UniJos students were wasted as well? grin

You see, when people call you slaves, they are not wrong. You keep licking the butts of the Northerners even when they don't like or love you. They don't even let Muslim Yorubas lead them in prayer in the mosque because they truly see you as the filth underneath their feet. But alas, your asss-licking continues.
You may keep deluding yourself on the internet with the lies you tell yourselves, while your kinsmen keep getting slaughtered in droves by the same people whose butts you lick daily. Tragic case of unrequited love.
You are the losers in the end after all grin

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Politics / Re: Lagos Light Rail Will Be Ready In June – Fashola by Buttocks: 12:51am On Dec 26, 2014
Where is it? grin

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