₦airaland Forum

Fedrick100:
Na This Same SARS Beat me on Friday and accused me of being a yahoo boy..because I dressed neat
They even hit gun on my head and blood come out from my nose

Currently I'm sick

LikeAking:
Hello,

If you have great ideas that will make Nigeria great,kindly share.
Lets make a positive Nigeria a reality.



NIGERIAN COMMUNIST MOVEMENT

Frankiss44:
Edo nor be Lagos

Hathor5:
So what did he marry another wife for?

Hathor5:
Did you notice the smirk on her face? It says 'Now I don't have to share the bed with grandpa all the time'. Let Regina work.

Any man whose wife is not jealous he sleeps and even marries other women can be rest assured that she doesn't give a f*ck about him.

paxonel:
EVERYTHING NA SIGN OF END TIME.
I POO NA SIGN OF END TIME
I WEE WEE NA SIGN OF END TIME

Una mumu o!

paxonel:
so, the Israelites and Jesus disciples including Jesus himself did not go through sorrow?

Matthew 24 specifically referred to 2000 years ago when the Jews went through sorrow under the bondage of the Roman empire of that time, not now.

Keep deceiving yourself today

Madibahisback:
Which dream?
Beta wake up

JastSiryin:
Ha ha... You're urging young people to buy and here you have photos of two adults who look way past their growth spurts. Very poor advertising

MasterofNL:
Pastor Chris has told us that the rapture will happen within the next 10 yrs or thereabout. Now that we know that the end of the world is around the corner what next with life? Is there any need saving your money for your children, going for that lengthy course, planning for a long-term business, etc?
The best thing now is to eat and enjoy all you have within the short time left for this world to exist as we know it. What do we think? Max is 10yrs.

sexylassie2:
I literally watched a video of MJ exposing sony music and calling tommy mottola (former Chairman & CEO of Sony Music Entertainment)a devil, he mentioned names of popular artists that went broke because of sony. And Mj paid for it with the sex scandal

Kanye west will pay for this exposure, I am suprised he doesn't own his masters, meaning universal will basically be making money off his songs even if he dies, funny enough universal doesnt want to name a price for his master.

sexylassie2:
mental health what?

Most of you men here on nairaland are just ignorant.

Go learn some sense from the tweets he posted about the music industry before posting your ignorance here

salford1:
Mental health problems.
His wife was right afterall.

byinks:
Go for an ECG. To rule out any cardiomyopathy that you could harbouring.
It's safe to say that you had several ectopic heartbeats from the caffeine.

anykey:
On the 8th of September, at exactly 1pm, i left my desk to go for the company's stipulated "lunch break". I dragged my feet down the stairs, i had not even decided what to eat, i just had to leave my desk for the sake of my small intestines.


After downing a plate of semo, it did not feel right. I still wanted more, i asked for extra. But, yet i was still feeling drained. Just then, my ever wandering eyes sighted packs of carbonated drinks, stacked behind the standing fan. But what stood out from the colony was the brown looking plastic "fearless". I thought to myself, exactly what i needed!


I have never taken any kind of energy drinks prior to this, so i really needed to know how it tastes and also, how effective it could be.

As a proud gourmand, i savored every syrup-ed tasting liquid as each drop bounces on my tongue and slithers down my throat. As soon as the last wave slid down my throat, i raised the bottle for no particular reason, but something written on the plastic caught my attention.

"This drink contains high caffeine". At that point, i knew i was roasted.

I got back to the office and resumed my duties. I did not notice anything, i even forgot i took an energy drink. Work closed for the day, and i had to trek a bit because there was traffic jam all the way from mushin to somewhere i could not see.

So, i joined other pedestrians to trek. When i got to daleko, i decided to climb the bridge. As i was ascending, i could feel my pulse rising. I mean every pulse points in my body. I ignored and continued johnny walking. As soon as i got to the centre of the bridge, which also happens to be highest point, i became dizzy. Then i fell and blacked out. This is a bridge that does not have railings o!

I was literally drifting in and out of consciousness for twenty minutes, till i became stable. I had become very sensitive at this point, i could hear my heartbeats and they were not normal, like it was skipping beats. A good samaritan stayed by me calling for help, when none came, he pulled me up, held me close and guided me till i got down from the bridge, at this point i felt better.

So he bought me fruits, but i could not swallow because my oesophagus has contracted, so i had to spit it out.

It was until i got liquid milk, sip a little and let it dissolve with my spittle, then swallow before i got better. Even at that, i felt the effect 5 days after. But it was not as severe as the first day's.

Many persons were not as lucky as me. So many sudden deaths that might have been avoidable.
Please, control what goes into your stomach, energy drink is not your regular coke and bigi.

Charly68:
Na your family the thing go waste ooo....!

Charly68:
Ummmn,my people ,this is the change Buhari presidency brought to us.. Let's enjoy it while it last

Maxymilliano:
Which identity and what's the significance of this ??

Oracleforce:
We are here....and we are not like the Igbo people that are using an extortioner and fugitive like Nnamdi Cownu to project their Biafraudn Agenda...

Tnubu is not representing the interest of the Yoruba race. ..he just an opportunist. He is passionately doing all he can to be the president of the country Including sacrificing the entire yoruba race on the altar of his political ambition....
All power belong to God.



And sooner than later his dynasty will soon fall. Watch !

AsiwajuNdigbo:

If this is true it shows these people are truly slaves. Dragged a 95yr old man to go ask fulani help resolve their Oba tussle in Osun. See sophistication serving as footmat for an illiterate fulani to wipe feet.