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[quote author=johnydon22 post=38874683]Be careful what you say on this thread so as not to contradict and castigate yourself here.

Just look up above. . .You called his post crap but didn't present any reasonable refutation.

Yes i don't particularly take the Jewish tales seriously just like i don't take greek tales seriously too.

But it doesn't mean i can't school you on Christian theology if the need be. . . Nobody need believe it in order to discuss it.

So you want a little go on it? [/quote



bro I Neva took u for a snub

johnydon22:
Paul was a smart mouth though i give him that. . . . He didn't know anybody called Jesus but was quick to attack the people who does verbally. . .Disagreed with peter and John most times even though John and peter were more or less the closest to the Jesus and should know him better.

The smart mouth even gave two contradicting accounts of his alleged arrest by a spirity Jesus on two different occasions.

Always reports himself as an apostle (This is an exclusive title for the 12) which was a big lie, Paul was never an apostle even after the death of Judas he was replaced by Mathias.

He had contradiction and conflicting ideas with the apostles. . . Paul really made a mess of the newly emerged Jewish Sect Jesus apostles started

my bad

allowe introduce myself....
am a Muslim born agnostic(bin agnostic even b4 I got to learn of d word)...as a child I had issues wif authority do technically iand Jesus Neva got along cos I'd always wonder y evry church has a mysterious white bearded man in posters...I was brought up wif tho I Neva blivd any of d stories (wudnt stop askn my Arabic teachers question lyk "does muh'd has any family left on earth?,aw did people learn to cal god "God" and all kiddish questions lyk dat) bt I must so scared of hell as a child,so scared I shed tears wen teachers tel me if I kip askn questions lyk DAT God'll throw me in hell and I Neva ask dose questions again out of fear and it rili affected me I lit matches to burn masf literally so as to knw aw hel wil feel lyk thus making me kip wateva tot I av in me and today I find it hard expresn masf(even in ma native tongue).....love ur posts/topics and trust me av always want to say sumtn bt lyk I sed I find it hard expresn masf...adios bro

johnydon22:
Paul was a smart mouth though i give him that. . . . He didn't know anybody called Jesus but was quick to attack the people who does verbally. . .Disagreed with peter and John most times even though John and peter were more or less the closest to the Jesus and should know him better.

The smart mouth even gave two contradicting accounts of his alleged arrest by a spirity Jesus on two different occasions.

Always reports himself as an apostle (This is an exclusive title for the 12) which was a big lie, Paul was never an apostle even after the death of Judas he was replaced by Mathias.

He had contradiction and conflicting ideas with the apostles. . . Paul really made a mess of the newly emerged Jewish Sect Jesus apostles started

had a heated argument wif an aggressive theist today, dude got me rili vexd,cudnt talk or reason outsyd d box widou endn accordn to d Bible, got to a point I wished u were dere to butres my points cos waheva Bible verse I read I don't cram d chapter,asked if dere was any proof apart from d Bible of Jesus' existence and he kept rantn nonsense and he asked if I understand d word God and I told him plainly it's a supreme being based on any religion belief and he went lyk "even litlle kids in d church wil tel u God is word" I Lafd rili hard and told him das wah dey are bin fed and argument went on and on til I eventually got tired of his nonsense

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bin a ghost reader here and I feel it's abt time I sed sumtn.....am a math aspirant.... any math student admitted here?

divinerspell na my hand be dis, do d needful biko

1>>Whether educated or not... This post or thread is directed to all parents and even the intending parents can learn one or two things from this while those who were victims may also share theire experiences. . I was in SS1 to introduce the newly promoted students to Physics as a subject... I felt there is the need for me to ask them why they chose the science department even when some of them know how demanding the department could be... I was taken aback with some of the response i got from some of the students. A female told me categorically that her passion is to become a writer in the nearest future as she love reading poems and Novel but her mother was against it. I asked her what was on her mother's mind when she said no and she told me that her mum told her emphatically that there is no Nurse in the family and as such she has to be a nurse to fulfil her mum's wish... I was left dumbfounded as the girl has no other option but to obey her 'dear mum'. As if it wasnt enough, another told me he loves designing but his dad want him to be a Pilot and he doesnt have any option. The matter above is somehow sensitive as even the so called educated fellows make the mistake of 'departmentalising' their kids if that Word exist in the english context. The scenario reminded me of the movie 3 idiots that i watched back then and i had to prescribe it to the students to go watch with their parents... Imagine what disastrous effect it would have had on their careers if MOHAMMAD ALI's father had forced him to be a musician and MICHEAL JACKSON's father had forced him to be a boxer... I Shared my impression with a friend and he stated point blankly that this is one of the many reasons why our educational sector keeps falling beyond expectation... It isnt about what they want, rather, it is about what we the parents want. Parents have totally forgotten that they are suppose to CHOOSE WITH their Children and Not CHOOSE FOR them when it comes to their careers... We might be vastly experienced but we still need to respect the passion of our children... Let the children know that they need to follow excellence and success will chase them pants down as stated by Ranchoddas Chalmadas Chanchad... I have spoken...

Drinking Alcohol is Bad.....hahahaha A guy got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for. Since he was so worried with the search and almost in tears, his close friend who was also high joined him in this serious search. After 2hours of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly told the caller: "I'll call you back, am trying to look for my phone" and he angrily cut the call and continued to search for the phone he just answered a call from. He decided to use the same phone to try calling his line and when he got a busy signal, he turned to his friend and said: " Guy forget, that phone don go, the person wey thief am dey cut am as I call am just now".

dis attention seeker is an airhead....BTW u try small I just hope dere's brains behind d lil' beauty and not just an eye candy

Gombs:
I didn't beg you to believe me.

You can go on asking. Cheers.

bro no be fyt nw,ur ideology is difrnt from mine.....u speak by d book and I by reality or wat u call common sense

Gombs:
I didn't beg you to believe me.

You can go on asking. Cheers.

bro no be fyt nw,ur ideology is difrnt from mine.....u speak by d book and I by reality

hahn:
Neither do I. Considering how meek Jesus was, he most likely didn't possess a loud and commanding voice.

In my secondary school days, we were about 4,000+ students, our principal could never be heard properly by all the students without the aid of a microphone.

It's obvious the story teller exaggerated or it never even happened.

By the way, what exactly did he preach about? It seems the only thing he did was feed people.

it most likely neva happened cos if it did it'd be "Jesus addresd 5000 people widout d aid of microphone" instead of "Jesus fed 5000 people wif just 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish" in his book of "MIRACLES"

Gombs:
It was a mountain side... He was sitting in the flow of the wind, at the base of the mountain. The wind made him audible with less effort.


Jesus was way smarter than we thought o.

hmmmm audible enuf for 5000 people to hear him Adonbilivit

Gombs:
It was a mountain side... He was sitting in the flow of the wind, at the base of the mountain. The wind made him audible with less effort.


Jesus was way smarter than we thought o.

hmmmm audible enuf for 5000 people to hear him Adonbilivit

I don't understand y nobody sees d fact JESUS talked to 5000 people widout microphone but we always notice d food part....how d hell did he do dat??

adedayourt:
op god pu.rnish ur english teacher

as wel as urs

bro we in d same boat...ma gal wnt leave me be too.... dunno if it's by force to go into sumtn I got no bliv in

bro we in d same boat...ma gal wnt leave me be too.... dunno if it's by force to go into sumtn I got no bliv

JoeCutie:
Na you dey carry my mind dey go far joor.

Yes, he will be very happy.

But last last, the op won't be happy that we derailed his thread.

derailed? nope he wudnt be, y'all still on track wif d post

EnlightenedSoul:
The thing about hair is, its easy to change. No hairstyle is permanent. I cut it off tho tbh - it was too tempting

Its a lone, longer braid to the side from Star Wars, and it looks like this...

oh! dat!....I knw dat hairstyle bt ain't gud hairstyle names tho btw ma gf kips me on afro, gon' kil me if I dare try a new one on

EnlightenedSoul:
I'm not adventurous with my hair. Its his hair. He's done a Jedi braid before, and he actually looked pretty good in it, lol. The only way I'll complain is if he goes completely bald. I can't do bald.

jedi braid neva heard of dat bt frm it's sound I bet it's one hell of an hairstyle

EnlightenedSoul:
Sure, if that's what he wants. Its way more interesting than the dumb lines/patterns/numbers some people like to shave onto their scalps.

I kinda want to touch his head @ pic

lols if u cn allow ur guy carry a "lizzard" on his head I wonder wah u'l be willn to carry on urs

Sabrwahaqqo:
High no 2 sabi!

oh! noted!

Sabrwahaqqo:
Eve high want eat, high ghet eat, eats nut har shoysee tu meik!

English pls

damn scary!!!

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P. s: if your phone falls into hot water or pot of soup, after mourning that device get a new one and don ’ t steal from your mother ’ s pot again