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Celebrities / Re: Evidence That Michael Jackson Had Low Self-esteem (photo) by bytemeister(m): 12:42am On Feb 18, 2022
AoifeNightfall:
Low self-esteem is what made Michael Jackson change his appearance not vitiligo. Can Michael Jackson deluded fans stop lying already and accept the truth?

Would vitiligo make him alter his nose? Would it make him change the texture of his hair? All that with his bleached skin makes him look like a caricature of a white man.

Another reason I say it's low self-esteem is because all his children are racially ambiguous and one looks very white. That's the first step to knowing a black American man who hates his skin color.


It's a pity because he was a very good looking man. He just didn't know.

RIP MJ. I'm a huge fan but I'll still call you out.


He didn't "want to be white", nigga had to use use Benoquin to help depigment his skin. I believe the nose and every ither job he had done was just an icing on the cake. Don't be quick to judge before actually learning about anyone.

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Romance / Re: I Can't Believe Malian Guys Look Like This (photo) by bytemeister(m): 12:37am On Feb 18, 2022
Datboredberry:
Thank God you posted a picture of that hideous being, portable... Nearly every Nigerian man looks like him... undecided

I really am curious to see how exactly it is you look. Bet I still would be highly disappointed if I have my hopes down.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Let's Proudly Show Off Mobile Photography... by bytemeister(m): 9:14am On Nov 23, 2018
Samsung galaxy S9

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Let's Proudly Show Off Mobile Photography... by bytemeister(m): 9:13am On Nov 23, 2018
My Galaxy S9

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Technology Market / Re: SOLD by bytemeister(m): 12:20pm On Nov 05, 2018
Why not just go fix the cracked glass at computer village, won't cost you anymore than 5k, that way you can even sell at a better price.
Forum Games / Re: Massage Your Brain With This Puzzle(photo) by bytemeister(m): 12:15pm On Nov 05, 2018
Simple, the 1st cat gets it. Both the 3rd and 4th compartments are closed.
Technology Market / Re: Samsung Galaxy S8 Plus by bytemeister(m): 7:55am On Aug 10, 2018
120k for S8+ Too good to be true man!
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Reacts To Nigeria 2 - 0 Loss To Croatia by bytemeister(m): 6:11pm On Jun 17, 2018
TroubleMaker47:

Deep.
Assuming it's true

It is true. I just looked up "Afro-Argentines" and most of this came up. Argentines are racist fvcktards and really I hate their guts now. I winder what must have gone through the likes of Messi and Mascherano's mind while playing alongside Alves, Neymar and other black Barcelona players they played with.

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Politics / Re: In Memory Of Bruce Mayrock, The Jewish Biafran by bytemeister(m): 1:11am On May 22, 2017
Stinson007:
If you really know what "stupidity " means then you know, you spoke to yourself. Am sure you don't know who a Biafran is? But you got to know about stupidity from so many people including your parents, who have called you "stupid or fool"

Thanks for the compliments. I would really like to know how you people go about concocting lies about big shots supporting your "Country" which only exists on Social Media, first it was Vladimir Putin then Donald Trump and now this innocent Chess player who is still very much alive and most probably never heard of the word "Biafra"
Politics / Re: In Memory Of Bruce Mayrock, The Jewish Biafran by bytemeister(m): 10:02am On May 21, 2017
By the way Beeafrans are actually a stupid bunch.

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Politics / Re: In Memory Of Bruce Mayrock, The Jewish Biafran by bytemeister(m): 10:00am On May 21, 2017
Martinez19:
what do you mean? The picture the op gave us is of a man who is still very much alive and his name is Joshua Waitzkin, a chess master who starred in the film "searching for Bobby Fischer."

Biafrans should take note before they embarrass themselves. This is not the first time I am seeing this false picture. I saw it in an online plier on this same nairaland.

You guys don't know the gravity of your error grin


He didn't actually "star" in the movie, the movie was about his childhood and someone else played his role

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Politics / Re: In Memory Of Bruce Mayrock, The Jewish Biafran by bytemeister(m): 9:58am On May 21, 2017
He didn't actually "star" in the movie, the movie was about his childhood and someone else played his role

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Religion / Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by bytemeister(m): 4:44pm On Apr 03, 2017
Niflheim:
@bytemeister,

ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION: Because in "fictional stories" with "fictional characters", anything can happen!!! Breaking the laws of physics is "super-easy" in the cartoon world!!! This is why Superman can fly faster than a speeding bullet and yet we do not here a single sonic boom as he finishes flying past!!!

Lol this is what i call hitting the nail on the goddamned head, this about says it all hehehehe

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Education / Re: The Certified Course Advisor Is Here!!! by bytemeister(m): 11:18am On Dec 27, 2016
simba1:
Can I pls get ur FBK ID?

Folabi Ebyte Olabode
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Religion / Re: People Who Mocked God by bytemeister(m): 11:03am On Sep 13, 2016
Looks more to me like a list of people God killed for disbelieving in him or revering his existence. How more pathetic could he get?.

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Religion / Re: My Favorite Atheist Memes by bytemeister(m): 5:30pm On Aug 13, 2016
yrret:


Mr.atheist, Does hell really exist?
Well my personal opinion? Hell doesn't exist, it's just an imaginary place created to keep people from doing bad things and it's concept is a really funny one
Religion / Re: My Favorite Atheist Memes by bytemeister(m): 5:13pm On Aug 13, 2016
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Religion / Re: My Favorite Atheist Memes by bytemeister(m): 4:28pm On Aug 13, 2016
searchng4love:
You're just an antichrist in disguise...you can't discuss your beliefs without deriding the Christian faith.... It's unbecoming

Lol that's really funny. Einstein didn't make that quote.
Religion / Re: My Favorite Atheist Memes by bytemeister(m): 4:27pm On Aug 13, 2016
searchng4love:
The bible says a fool says in his heart there is no God.....

But the wise says it out loud.. Yes?
Religion / Re: My Favorite Atheist Memes by bytemeister(m): 4:00pm On Aug 13, 2016
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Religion / Re: My Favorite Atheist Memes by bytemeister(m): 3:58pm On Aug 13, 2016
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Religion / Re: My Favorite Atheist Memes by bytemeister(m): 3:55pm On Aug 13, 2016
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Religion / Re: My Favorite Atheist Memes by bytemeister(m): 3:54pm On Aug 13, 2016
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Religion / My Favorite Atheist Memes by bytemeister(m): 3:52pm On Aug 13, 2016
Hey it's Ebyte, been a while i was here on NL and i thought to make my comeback known to the few friends i got here by dropping these few atheist memes i got. So here we go.. ..

Religion / Re: The Quran Verses Of Violence by bytemeister(m): 5:48pm On Jun 13, 2016
MDsambo:




I always read it like 5 times a day and i read the whole Qur'an uncountable times....

i graduated at the age of 11

Lol 5 times a day? Wow! And did you read at all the translated version of it?
Religion / Re: The Quran Verses Of Violence by bytemeister(m): 5:28pm On Jun 13, 2016
MDsambo:
I never saw a muslim post or comment lies about christians and christianity then why are yhu guys doing this?

Lies? You've obviously not been reading the quran.
Religion / The Quran Verses Of Violence by bytemeister(m): 4:26pm On Jun 13, 2016
I've heard many muslim claim muslim terrorists aren't really muslims, that the quran doesn't preach terrorism or Jihad as you would call it, well I'm here as an ex-muslim to point out the verses in the quran that enourage killing of non-muslims.

Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing...
but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah [disbelief and worshipping of others along with Allah] and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun(the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)" (Translation is from the Noble Quran) The verse prior to this (190) refers to "fighting for the cause of Allah those who fight you" leading some to believe that the entire passage refers to a defensive war in which Muslims are defending their homes and families. The historical context of this passage is not defensive warfare, however, since Muhammad and his Muslims had just relocated to Medina and were not under attack by their Meccan adversaries. In fact, the verses urge offensive warfare, in that Muslims are to drive Meccans out of their own city (which they later did). Verse 190 thus means to fight those who offer resistance to Allah's rule (ie. Muslim conquest). The use of the word "persecution" by some Muslim translators is disingenuous (the actual Arabic words for persecution - "idtihad" - and oppression - a variation of "z-l-m" - do not appear in the verse). The word used instead, "fitna", can mean disbelief, or the disorder that results from unbelief or temptation. This is certainly what is meant in this context since the violence is explicitly commissioned "until religion is for Allah" - ie. unbelievers desist in their unbelief.
Quran (2:244) - "Then fight in the cause of Allah, and know that Allah Heareth and knoweth all things.

Quran (2:216) - "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not." Not only does this verse establish that violence can be virtuous, but it also contradicts the myth that fighting is intended only in self-defense, since the audience was obviously not under attack at the time. From the Hadith, we know that this verse was narrated at a time that Muhammad was actually trying to motivate his people into raiding merchant caravans for loot.

Quran (3:56) - "As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help."

Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority". This speaks directly of polytheists, yet it also includes Christians, since they believe in the Trinity (ie. what Muhammad incorrectly believed to be 'joining companions to Allah').


Quran (4:74) - "Let those fight in the way of Allah who sell the life of this world for the other. Whoso fighteth in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward." The martyrs of Islam are unlike the early Christians, who were led meekly to the slaughter. These Muslims are killed in battle as they attempt to inflict death and destruction for the cause of Allah. This is the theological basis for today's suicide bombers.

Quran (8:15) - "O ye who believe! When ye meet those who disbelieve in battle, turn not your backs to them. (16)Whoso on that day turneth his back to them, unless maneuvering for battle or intent to join a company, he truly hath incurred wrath from Allah, and his habitation will be hell, a hapless journey's end."
I Could go on and on but the point is whoever thinks Islam is a religion of peace has to explain the definition of "peace".To an extent it really is a religion of peace if you ignore the killing orders from Allah and uhm....what again...oh yes shunning pedophilia ..............MY NAME IS TAYYIP(Toheeb) AND I'M NOT A MUSLIM

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Phones / The Thing About Water And Ur Phone by bytemeister(m): 8:06pm On May 29, 2016
Smartphone and not- so - smart phone users have a bunch of things that happen to their devices that they dread but the most common, most dreaded one of them is WATER ! When your phone falls into water , be it a pool , puddle or worse still the toilet , you suffer the mildest form of heart attack ( esp . if you bought the phone with your 4 months savings) . You proceed to drying it out with a towel, pulling out the battery and leaving it under the fan / AC/ sun all the while praying to your ancestors and confessing to crimes you know nothing of just to get the phone working. When that doesn ’ t work , you try a hair drier which would now compound your demise by damaging the circuitry of the device. Off you go to the nearest repair center pleading and paying a ridiculous sum through your teeth for it to be fixed . Between the days spent waiting for the device, you ’ ll be half crazed with boredom and loneliness of great degree and wondering why bad things happen to good people like… . All the time , the one affordable thing that could save you is sitting in your mother ’ s kitchen , probably what you had for breakfast ; RICE ! (WTF !!) Yes you read correctly RICE . What you may or may not know is that rice is a natural desiccant ( drying agent) and due to its high affinity to water it can be used to absorb moisture from electronic devices. So if your phone accidentally plops into a bucket of water or your toilet , don ’ t fret , all you have to do is pick it out ( do not turn it on or plug in) , take out the battery, get plastic bag or a plastic bowl with cover, pour uncooked rice, immerse your phone and battery in the rice and close ( airtight) . Leave for at least 24 hrs before attempting to turn on the device. Guaranteed , your device will come out nice , dry with full functionality . P. s: if your phone falls into hot water or pot of soup, after mourning that device get a new one and don ’ t steal from your mother ’ s pot again
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Name Of This Creature? by bytemeister(m): 11:19am On May 28, 2016
Obviously the chief army of rats, the Armor says it all
Religion / Re: 11 Steps To Convert An Atheist To A Christian. by bytemeister(m): 10:54pm On May 10, 2016
cloudgoddess:

Someone sounds very pained wink

Nice writeup OP.
Why won't I sound pained when all they do is speak ill of both the bible and quran. They know too much and they'll point out exactly where errors are, why can't they just keep their smartness to themselves while we keep on been ignorant, afterall where folly is a bliss it's foolish to be wise
Religion / Re: 11 Steps To Convert An Atheist To A Christian. by bytemeister(m): 10:11am On May 10, 2016
Another Atheist?!...Where the hell do they keep coming from.

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