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Okpa n pap

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Dodo
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Cravings

DenreleDave:
Ahnie, are you the person using Caaz

Is that why you want to deactivate ur ahnie moniker days ago?

I come in peace ✌️

I just want know

Are you sure you're not mistaking me for someone else?


Just asking?

Was it because I sweetly responded to Nlanalyst our diaryland boy boy?
Baba has lots of enemies here Daz why.

ShoeGetSize:
He should be ashamed of himself. Someone like him who is a failure in life ought to know better than laughing at someone else's tragedy.

You cannot shame the shameless

ShoeGetSize:
Why is it that some fools always try to joke at the expense of someone's personal tragedy?

This idiat John is a security man manning a dusty wooden shaft....how do ya expect him to reason?

Cmanforall:
Maid/ Servant/

They're called distinguished minder


May her soul Rip

It's never easy anywhere.
Me as a boss of my own...e go get how body go do me I go jejely rest
For house.


Life na one....na sense I take de livam.

immortalcrown:
Wow! Peer pressure is real.

I dey tell you.
Food wey people dey fight,you got it on a platter na people's opinion cum de bother you.

I told her...even the pastor coming to preach to you people,if e bi sake e nor even see food chop from house.

Back to the topic....it's what her parent could afford.

immortalcrown:
Why is this news? Isn't Amala food?

I taya o.

Reminded me of when during the last holidays,I gave my kids eba n soup to summer camp...soup wey I settle down cook,just because she requested for the rice they ate that morning as follow up meal to summer class,na so my daughter flung the eba away,she and her lil bro licked the soup ,did justice to the meats ,then brought the cooler back,giving me the impression that they ate it.


Only for her little bro to rat in on her.

When I enquired why she did that.

She said she was ashamed bringing eba n soup to camp that teens would laff at her.

Gudguy01:
Make someone help a dying man please.

someone just dropped a job link for you.

Ebukamatth:
Nnewi

I m in delta state ...
I need the seller to domicile in my location.


Thanks.

Ebukamatth:
Dm
Contact on my signature
I have new fan

Never been used
ORL

Another thing is the location...
Where you at?

Can I use nairaland diary section boy boy (Nlanalyst)as my escrow?

Nlanalyst:
She's an emotional twerp, it's normal to poke her brainless self once in a while.
How far with FB marketplace? You see the washing machine buy?

Na grinding machine.


Beggerson
Iron condemn scavenger
Forming wetin you nor be online.
Mobile boy boy.

Nlanalyst I was expecting you to put up a bold front and deny as usual.


Ijesha johnwick

Forming for people wey nor get your soft copy of beggy beggy on diary session


Celebrity Boy boy.

Barber feeling funky



Wahalur



Keep giving yourselves hope


Lolxx

Nlanalyst:
Bad guy.

I struck a nerve .

Hustle ooo
Hustle ok

E dey bad make legends pen your name down as beneficiaries of boy boy skill acquisition scheme o.


E get why.




Because e get OGs wey dey take PDF copies of everything o.

Greetings diaryland session boyboy.

The beneficiaries of the nairaland boy boy skill acquisition are popping out.


I struck a nerve
Truth's birra.


The first runner up just drop a quote.
A barber seriously cashing out on CRUMBS from his benefactor.

Egoat wey them don use his destiny replace that of his sister




Bravo.



We go etch the quote put for chef dammy plate .



Hustle o
Hustle o

Publicist job nor dey lucrative as before o,if na lie....ask Reno omokri.
Hustle ooo

Make dem nor use you as reference case for hall of Fame for association of Nairaland boyboy.

Gbam



Oti zeh

Has it gotten to this level?

Leisuretym your attention is needed here to expose our former diaryland Omo Odo and chief oni bara nlanalyst to a.bizz and chief CN.


Abeg sama me that his grandma vintage teevee wey he de force you to buy.

And that old claypot wey be like wetin he suppose auction for ebay.

NIanalyst:
Boring jare. I thought I would have a good laugh. My regards to those dirty skinny retards you call products. Have a good night if you can and don't forget to buy the fan please.

Wahala


Make mouth ...if you are a man
Make you know say..
E get people wey gbe your mata for head like I cha'fu.
Se e mo mi dada?
Sai na chi buran ubanka.
Onye aru'ala,I ru adaka.


Next time choose your fight wisely.


I nor be the people wey you dey intimidate for here...your okpolor eye dey learn where I dey.


You better use that your dirty boxers cover your eyes.

Nlanalyst 2 people used you as Omo Odo on diary section
Na true or na lie.


It was so traumatic for you that a certain egoat beat you to claim the spot of a chief boy boy .
You were even fighting for a taste of jellof rice because them nor invite you to their wedding.


Have you heard of the word...cantaloupe?

That's what you are...the lowest of the lows.

Abi you want make I upload the WhatsApp chats where you were begging to be invited?


You don't want to try me.


Now run along and continue to be that dutiful errand boy to a.bizz.

Nlanalyst you begged those items abi u nor beg them?


Leisuretym can stand as my witness .


Werey.


If e sure for you....play come diaryland session .
E get wetin feminists wan whisper for your ears.


Oni bara.


If I tag girls on diary session dem go come expose your hairy dry yansh for here.


See this one wey dem still dey feed still doing mama thank man.

A man of 56yrs old.

Our diaryland Omo Odo...
Na shame pursue you comot nairaland diary section because we know your secrets
@nlanalyst



Would you want me to upload the shoes you begged from a nairalander based in Jos?


Here comes your lexus

This man can beg eeh....reasons why he has lots of problems and enemies on diaryland and he ran to this place.

Humble yourself so that God will bless you
Quit living fake life.
Laslas o ma clear lo ju yin.
Humble yourself make God use people take bless you.