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RomanceRe: Romance Without Finance Is A Nuisance by caesaraba(m): 8:15pm On Aug 14, 2013
I agree with the OP. It pays to e financially stable before venturing into relationships. Worn both shoes so I know the difference. Truth is bitter, but it must be said. Unfortunately, there's too many dumbos on the loose these days in our society so an advice such as the OP's might look out of place.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployment Hits Nigerian Pilots, 170 Jobless by caesaraba(m): 8:24am On Aug 08, 2013
life_style: 170,000 ?
grin grin grin grin How many aero planes de 9ja?!
PoliticsRe: Man Sets Six People Ablaze For Smoking Indian Hemp by caesaraba(m): 8:10am On Aug 08, 2013
Hahahahaha. Probably, the landlord had inhaled enough second-hand smoke to get him high and give him the 'liver' to actualize what he had only been fantasizing on doing to those boys all along.
CelebritiesRe: Capital FEMI Sings To Rita Dominic by caesaraba(m): 5:40pm On Aug 07, 2013
DinhoMVP: Well rehearsed script...the dude is simply trying to take advantage of her "singlehood" frustration...they'll crash as fast as they hook up...I de laff


THIS IS WITCHCRAFT!!!
BusinessRe: Binary Option Free Alert Season 3 by caesaraba(m): 10:31am On Aug 07, 2013
malachi2uk: ALL MY LIFE,I HAVE LEARNT NEVER TO ARGUE WITH ILLITERATES BECAUSE THEY WILL DRAG ME TO THERE LEVEL AND DEFEAT ME
Perfect! The thread's been an eyesore lately.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Man With 30 ATM Cards, 8 Signed Cheques by caesaraba(m): 8:10pm On Aug 05, 2013
Bas.tard!!! After he's done thieving, he'll go to the club singing "you know say money no be problem..." Nonsense.
PhonesRe: Airtel BB Plans On Non BB Phones(updated) by caesaraba(m): 9:11am On Aug 05, 2013
WackyJ1: I was told i was not eligible for the offer. Is there any solution?
Nope. Either do the 2+1 offer or do the single one.
BusinessRe: Forex Trading - Season 13 by caesaraba(m): 2:48pm On Aug 03, 2013
Happy birthday bommaster aka fxisreal. Wish u many more pipful years. IJN, amen!
PoliticsRe: 34 Senators Tabled No Bills In Two Years by caesaraba(m): 12:53pm On Jul 31, 2013
Before nko? If there's no bill to be tabled by them, will you force them? There's more to being a senator than just tabling bills. You are there to represent your constituency and protect their interests. No be only bill.

Na so una talk till Yarima table him bill una come begin shout.
PoliticsRe: Rate & Review Your Governor by caesaraba(m): 10:00am On Jul 30, 2013
My Governor?

Benue State

Gabriel Suswam
2 Tenures
26 years
1 out of 10

This Governor christened himself Mr. infrastructure but cannot even replace dead street light bulbs. After making himself an object of ridicule by inviting the president to come and commission two renovated primary schools, this Governor has officially gone to 'sleep.'
Those seeking audience with this Goveernor can find him at certain hotels and bars in Jos or Abuja as he is seldom in Benue State. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Cheif Dr. Barr. Gabriel Torwuwa Suswam aka Mr. Infrastructure.
PoliticsRe: Kano's New Mega Cities And Transport Terminals! by caesaraba(m): 9:46am On Jul 30, 2013
ibrokola: See beef Ooo. Bad belle
Walahi!
PoliticsRe: Kano's New Mega Cities And Transport Terminals! by caesaraba(m): 9:36am On Jul 30, 2013
teeo: Emphasis on MAY, but we are so sure about the funds creating employment in other places and the risk of losing such investments is low in the South and East.
Why force change into the hands of people who literally say they don't want it.
I don't get how you missed the part which said the projects ".......were initiated by the government of Kano state under the leadership of the Dr. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso." it's their state's money and they can use it for development as they so damn please. Why don't the governments of those states you mentioned embark on such similar projects. And frankly they'd have the blessings of well-meaning Nigerians.
That you feel the people of Kano state do not deserve such a project is beyond me.

Oya, Seun don drop another food. Make una start insult unaselves.
CelebritiesRe: Folorunsho Alakija Buys G-wagons For Her Sons by caesaraba(m): 9:26am On Jul 30, 2013
Ohhhhkay! She has bought 4 G-Wagons for sons oooo! Where una de? nairalanders. Oya come and start insulting yourselves. Seun don bring food. On your marks, get set, GO!
PhonesRe: Airtel BB Plans On Non BB Phones(updated) by caesaraba(m): 6:34am On Jul 29, 2013
fiscalcliff: Their network where I'm at is HSPDA yet Glo's network speed dusts it undecided
Fastest my Airtel has gone is 170/180 kbps unlike Glo which goes over 320 at times
I hear Etisalat is a speed demon cheesy,but don't have their SIM to confirm apart from their Internet offerings been the most expensive
I can still work with Airtel despite their HSPDA+ claim yet my issue with them is their frequent Internet timeouts
What's the joy in subscription if your link does not connect when you want to go online? huh
It might be cheap,but its sure not STEADY
Ce finis cool
Like I said, location, location, location. Since glo is faster where u are, use glo. As for Etisalat, I'd use them strictly for making calls.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Judge Caught On Tape Negotiating Bribe To Skew Justice In Gambia by caesaraba(m): 1:01pm On Jul 28, 2013
azpekuliar: .
Lol
PhonesRe: Airtel BB Plans On Non BB Phones(updated) by caesaraba(m): 10:51am On Jul 28, 2013
ochukoccna: Airtel is wack mehn!
Their so called 3.75G network is far slower than Glo
That apart they are ALWAYS having unexplained downtimes almost every 2 days
Is it the because of the rainy season weather, WHO KNOWS huh undecided
I'm currently on the 6G BB unlimited data plan on a tablet yet using it at times is hair tearing
Glo dusts it by far, its more expensive but EVER STEADY
And that's what one wants when online, a STEADY LINK cool
We're I am, Airtel is the best thing after condensed milk! Very fast on my iPad. So it's all about location. Find whichever network is fast in ur area and switch.
CrimeRe: Breaking News! Ohakim Survives Kidnap Attempt In Imo…three Assailant Nabbed by caesaraba(m): 9:41pm On Jul 27, 2013
Hahahahahaha! Some criminals mumu sha! E good to target big fish, but this is like the biblical Jonah trying to swallow the fish o. Of all people na immediate past Governor una wan kidnap. Keep dreaming (in your cell).
BusinessRe: Forex Trading - Season 13 by caesaraba(m): 9:30pm On Jul 27, 2013
martog: Food 4 thought......Happy weekend all
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CelebritiesRe: Stop Insulting Celebrities And Their Marriages - Toyin Aimakhu Laments by caesaraba(m): 6:27pm On Jul 27, 2013
dasparrow: Of course Seedord247 is making a whole lot of sense. You hateful miserable soul jumps from thread to thread constantly insulting people who do not even know you exist. You have some serious self esteem issues as a man and hence you feel the need to constantly put others down to make yourself feel better. Go and get a life, treat your pimples/acne and learn to have some love in your heart for your fellow human beings. I know it sucks being unemployed but that does not mean you should turn yourself into a hateful bundle of nerves.

@Post

I agree with Toyin but she ought to know that the average Nigerian is a toxic unhappy human being that is why some of our people hate others that they perceive to be better than them. You can't please the average Nigerian. If you even try it, you will grow old fast.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Stop Insulting Celebrities And Their Marriages - Toyin Aimakhu Laments by caesaraba(m): 11:23pm On Jul 26, 2013
seedord247: Brooooo are you a road side mechanic?

Why are you so dark like engine oil?
grin lwkmdtroway *falls from chair*
CrimeRe: Nigerian Sentenced To Death For Drug Trafficking In Malaysia by caesaraba(m): 5:31pm On Jul 26, 2013
Sentence Endorsed! It's not new that the penalty for drug trafficking in Malaysia is death. Anyone in that 'business' probably knows the consequences of getting caught. Na so una go dy waka dy spoil 9ja name everywhere. Making life hard for other Law - abiding Nigerians in foreign lands. Nonsense!
Forum GamesRe: ~~>Male's Lounge!!<~~ N.B: No Female(s) Allowed. by caesaraba(m): 12:45pm On Jul 26, 2013
Smartie gurl: good to know, so what do we call men that beat there women?
There's no name to call them. However, any man who beats his woman doesn't know how best to to handle her shortcomings.
Forum GamesRe: ~~>Male's Lounge!!<~~ N.B: No Female(s) Allowed. by caesaraba(m): 9:21am On Jul 26, 2013
Br3nd4: Ashawo grin grin grin
I'm already following u sef. Now ff back! grin
Forum GamesRe: ~~>Male's Lounge!!<~~ N.B: No Female(s) Allowed. by caesaraba(m): 5:48am On Jul 26, 2013
****press refresh button* click on female usernames viewing this topic* view profile* check profile out on twitter and Facebook* if she's fine, do the right thing* come back to thread* repeat process***
BusinessRe: Binary Option Free Alert Season 3 by caesaraba(m): 10:19pm On Jul 25, 2013
willscolf: afta som complaints 4rm his customers, a certain guy hia on nairaland was admittin dat his strategy(indicators)both free nd d 1 he sold 2 som ppl is no longer workin.dis ws a strategy so many of his customers testified ws workin lyk magic.nw my question is,does it mean forex strategies nd indicators expires? Wot cud possibly hav incapacitated d indicators nd strategy?cud it b d market?
A change in market conditions can render a strategy useless. Same applies to EA's (robots and the likes). That's why it is very important to study price action. It never fails.
Science/TechnologyRe: Picture Of Earth Taken From Saturn by caesaraba(m): 9:39pm On Jul 23, 2013
PapaBrowne: Ol boy!!

If earth, with 7 billion people are but a dot, then you suddenly wonder what you are.
So Obama dey inside that dot. And Jonathan. And that big building that I saw in Dubai.
And all of China. And all of Bill gates money.



And someone said that there is no God. Like seriously, God is too big for us to comprehend. Bigger than religion, bigger than our little minds can fathom. Big.

So we are not even dots, we live in one massive place that is all but a dot. Kai!! Wetin we come be.
One more reason why I believe we are not alone!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by caesaraba(m): 9:07pm On Jul 23, 2013
daddington: @YINKARD, DEM BREAK MANY PEOPLE HEARTS OH. IMAGINE PERSON WEY PAY MONEY, SLEEP AROUND & EVEN BEHAVE LIKE SAY NA DEM SURE PASS, WETIN FINALLY HAPPEN? Hmmm, i am very sorry oOH. Abeg instead dem go kill demsefs, it's better dey commit suicide. PPA waka
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Science/TechnologyRe: Picture Of Earth Taken From Saturn by caesaraba(m): 8:04pm On Jul 23, 2013
paranorman: this thaings remind of star wars.. Atimes, when me watch sci-fi movies, i just wish we'v gotten to the age where we posses the technologies displayed in this movies - one of me fantacies! But is all good. Wel, i still think we might have made contact with aliens before.. Artifacts of several extinct civilization showin/depictin oval flyin objects hoverin in dem sky with human worshpin'em, several documentaries tryin to prove this, and lots more... I remember this movie i watched, 'the forth kind' about physical contact with alien, scary if you ask me, but i love it.. If you havent seen it, you gotta see it cus it will increase ur curiosity... B'leve tha'
Exactly. Ancient civilizations really had vast knowledge of Astrology (Astronomy) to buttress the speculations a particular school of thought which suggest that we've had contact with aliens before and that Infact, some of the monuments like the pyramids of Egypt, Stonehenge, etc where actually built using alien technology or by aliens themselves. Some go as far as suggesting that events like the landing of Obatala/Oduduwa could actually have been cases of Alien landings. They also suggest that at a point in our existence, man actually co-habited with aliens. Hence mentions of Giants and other creatures exist in virtually all our notable legends. (even in the bible).
Science/TechnologyRe: Picture Of Earth Taken From Saturn by caesaraba(m): 7:25pm On Jul 23, 2013
ibiso1986: nice one bro.. Have u heard of europa(jupiters moon).. From satellite imagery, its a mass ocean.. Who knows wats underneath the ocean.. Alien life I presume
Yeah, last I heard (read), the guys at NASA were deliberating on ways to access the mass of 'water' under the ice cover which proves to be many meters thicks. They where thinking of sending a 3-phase rocket carrying a payload that will blast through a significant layer of the ice, then a drill would bore the hole (2nd phase) for the scientific equipment (3rd phase) to be released into the water to do its job. Whichever works for them, I hope they get to do it soon.
RomanceRe: A Letter To My (soon-to-be-ex) Girlfriend by caesaraba(op): 7:05pm On Jul 23, 2013
Update: Well, so I executed the plan. After so many Facebook rants, she finally faced reality. Really felt good after getting my pound of flesh (revenge sure feels good atimes). Hopefully she might learn a lesson or two from that experience.
Science/TechnologyRe: Picture Of Earth Taken From Saturn by caesaraba(m): 6:52pm On Jul 23, 2013
NwaMazi Izuogu: I just recieve a telegram from my friend from Uranus and Jupitar informing me that as we think say they no de exist,say na so they bin de think say we no de exist, but thank God for GSM.
Hehe, it's gonna happen someday..........not from the planets mentioned though.

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