samskin:
if they happen to find the cure for HIV and cancer God the earth will be worst than hell. it will fast forward the coming of our creator.. ashawo go they bleep nonsense comut from man dvck.

Hehe, you sound like you are really looking forward to your last sentence.

hopeall:


Oh please, your girlfriend story is over 4 years ago and due. Move on already and get a new gal.

Lol. You are mistaken. This is fresh, like less than a week fresh. Different person.

gazilion:


Then become a priest ...a reverend Father

Lol. That's not the only option.

Kai, marriage scares me now

Jman06:
Just three things I ask of my future wife:

1. Be faithful to me. Don't even give me any reason to suspect you are cheating on me. If you feel that you are tired of me, give me the divorce papers, I'll respect you and even give some parting gifts.

2. Respect my parents and siblings, they are my first love. Be rest assured that I will never tolerate any of them disrespecting you. I'll have your back always.

3. Respect me. Don't use harsh words on me no matter what. I have ego too, don't bruise it please.

Any lady that can give me just the above three will have me wholesale, I'll forgive all her other sins.

You get sense. My girlfriend who I was planning to propose to despite so many flaws finally broke the camel's back when I discovered she was sleeping with a married military officer in Kogi and has been trying to blackmail me with tears and saying it was in her past. My reply has been that, I can take almost anything from a woman however, unfaithfulness isn't one of those things. Funny thing was the way she referred to the man as a father-figure constantly ehn! I'd have prostrated on the floor in thanksgiving for all he was doing not knowing that he was helping me to wash plate. I almost got married to this person fa! Anyway, sorry I just had to air this out when I saw your first item on the list. Many thanks.

Lol. Hehe, the OP says I should note. Note wetin? I get the money to buy? The next thread will be 5 things to note about the G5 private jet.

Diligentpays:
I am not a builder, but I am very convinced that 500k can't even raise a foundation, that is the bitter truth, only cement, molding of blocks and paying workers for foundation set up alone is way more than 500k.

It depends on the location abeg. 500K can build you a 1 bedroom and palour self contained in my location and a little bit above the OP’s specifications.

sleemfesh:

Seem smart? And here I was thinking you are the only smart guy on Nairaland. I guess the purported 15m guys that put one President Buhari in place now were dunce abi?



It is not your desperate oga. Mind your own smartness.
If someone makes an offer and I match it it behoves on them to deliver their part of the bargain provided it is not illegal. That's why 419 is a criminal offense not only in Nigeria but the world over. But I guess your smartness is too much to comprehend that. Pick the lesson and move ahead.

It is illegal to pay a bribe to get a job. Which is why, rather than take your grievances to the legal authorities, you are here on Nairaland pouring out your frustration. I understand your predicament. Taking it out on others isn't the way forward. People have been paying for jobs for a long time and getting them. You got scammed, you, my friend, are the one who needs a lesson on how to get it right next time. (If that's the path you wanna tow). What were you expecting when your created this thread? A pity- party? Or an army standing ready to fight your scammer for you?

Phinity318:

U seem smart, yet u were scammed and now u want a refund of 25k. Just move on

You call someone who believes that a 25k advance fee would land him a 125k per month Fed Govt job smart?
Desperate is the right word.

I hope she's saving for retirement. Most high class prostitûtes don't do that and end up going broke.

alexistaiwo:

Please I don't have time for all this.
Swerve

No o. You have to have time o. You can't just confidently make such an important statement either out of deep understanding or inherited stupidity and then walk away like that. Please answer the question and tell us why the customs are trying to divert attention from it.

annnikky:
Y not go to sambisa n flag off operation kill them all ndi ara...

Oh! They'be been doing it for years now. Only your brain wouldn't allow you see that. While law abiding citizens would naturally applaud this and let the military carry out it's activities, those from a lineage of criminals and traitors get nervous at the sight of law enforcement.

pocohantas:
He is right. Lots of girls claiming they only do male friends, do so because they want to get all the good loving a brother can give.

They get all this loving and attention without giving up the nunu or reciprocating in equal measure.

Correct! Except the nuns part sha. Püssy is in the top 3 cheapest things in this country right now, she isn't doing anyone a favour by giving up d nunu. If by nunu u mean sex, make she carry her wahala dey go.

Thanks for this thread OP. Please when I want to buy land in Abj for all these stated price ranges, I'll definitely contact you guys.

gypsey:
ask your mother?

Lol.

gypsey:
he should have stayed in the UK, anyone from overseas who touches foot in nigeria ends up dead! he was very talented so they killed him!

They killed him? And ANYONE from overseas who touches foot in Nigeria ends up dead? Where do they manufacture some of you people from?

Seriously?
I'm supposed to read this? To pass promotion exams or what? How's this relevant? 3 drug addicts died from overdose/bad supply and we can no longer hear word on this FP? Warn yasef dis mod!

sorextee:
Someone put the drugs there, for diversion sake..
My two cents tho..

Yeah, exactly. People don't just die in Africa. It always has to be somebody else's doing.

Or
It could be that the neighborhood drug dealer had a case of 'bad supply.'

potent5:
Another thing you notice is that when you are in a restaurant ordering or eating food, you find guys milling around. Once you touch your 'washing water' as Igbos do midway into your eating, that's the end to your eating o. Those guys go just rush your food because as far as they are concerned, you don eat finish. Lol. Advice: don't touch your washing hand water until you have actually finished eating.

This part is a big lie. That happens only in the far north. Not Makurdi.

Codes151:
And family people comes calling....

Abeg leave that thing. This one na independent mumu.

ChilledPill:

Ofcourse we are all terrorists, and i hope you can see how we are terrorising everywhere, there must not be peace for jubril who is from sudan.... boko boys una weldone

So, Igbos now support Boko haram? Great.

Haba! Baron! After your family suffered to get you out of the last one? Kai some of these guys just won't learn.

R.I.P Capone. Journey mercies to the great beyond.

senier007:
The only problem is the language issue, bein 1-10 aired in Arabic not English
And So far the channels are not up to 70 but the picture quality is OK : some in HD while others in SD

For 5k? If they like let them mute d volume. I go still pay.

kilokeys:
he sniffed something



bad cocaine, presumably...

Thy head is there.

Or, could be a heart attack.

Wow. That is amazing. This guy would make a great Okada man.

Lovely. That's the way it should be. Corrupt officials must pay a heavy fine for financial crimes. I only wish judgements like these should be more swift.

EvilMetahuman:
this is one of the reasons why nobody likes Igbos.


Dangote has been at the fore front of investment in the country. Heck he is about to save us from annual fuel scarcity with his refinery, you don't see hausa acting like they are the next best thing after pepper soup.


Adenuga single handedly save nigerians from the hand of mtn that told us per second billing is impossible and also selling sim card at the rate of 30k
you don't see yoruba crying that they own nigeria.

Now someone just established that we don't know if it will succeed or not yet, but you people just won't allow us rest on the internet.


Nawa for una o.

Correct guy.

I keep saying, a lot of these guys on Nairaland are real-life losers offline. That is why there's an uncontrollable urge to trivialize any topic raised.

GavelSlam:
No be lie.

Many of them are here on Nairaland.

ba7man:
See how IPOB's and Nnamdi Kanu have been reduced to the butt of jokes on this forum and Nigeria .

And some of them think people tremble at their hollow chestbeating........that's the hallucinogenic drugs they take working on their minds, bending reality.

Lol. They are all over the thread already.