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Who else came to see the main lady Gaga?

Why is he now telling us
So we should starting pounding cucumber
Nansense

Please let this be true ooooooo

For a second I forgot this man ever ruled nigeria

Man: is you watching this bro?

Dead man: sure mate, I'm seeing this

Man: she popping this shit for you

Dead man: that's some bad ass bitch you've got there

Man: we f^cking love you bro

Dead man: I love that ass

indodon:
yesterday was your birthday and she bought you t shirt,, then you had a fight that Same yesterday, agreed.

then you went on to say she asked you the price of the gown you bought for her on her birthday... so she celebrated her birthday today or what...

sense fall on you

MrCork:
...I have Moiney. I can take yorrr woman anyday!?((small boy))

woman, that's the best you've got, you are as useless as I thought

Google will buy it if what they say about it is true

NwaAmaikpe:


Wehdone ma,


This is Naija and it is too early to fool us.
Are you trying to tell us that you didn't use your female charm or 'bottom power'?

Prayer ko, proactive ni.

I just have to say it, you are a fool
Olodo
Ode
And a big illiterate

MrCork:
^^^ u sound angry n depress....is it my fault u can't aford to enter London?... Goat head!!

I seriously don't have the time to start exchanging words with a kid like you, whenever I want to talk with a worthless scallywag, i'll let you know...

Pikin

I know it will not pass anything smaller than keke

I just like this thread, I don't know why

mofewilkie:
Uncle get your facts right, Philip emeagwali is NOT THE FATHER OF THE INTERNET.

Most of THE feats attributed to him are mere claims .

www.nairaland.com/534775/how-philip-emeagwali-lied-way/24

zero chill

You gotta admit it, they look gorgeous

Did you say that man is 34?
He looks older than my dad

VargasVee:



Sorry, who is she

the girl with a big nose

Then where can one get them?

Please someone should let me know when ever she comes to nigeria

I'll drop my number

Op's grammar shaa [color=#990000][/color]

Op sef eeh

Well I just know that the girl is using bb

I'm out!

World war 3 don start

He will be like, "what's smelling here? "

darioNaharis:
Where's the girlfriend??

How did they know he's a yahoo guy??

Why is his diick so tiny??

Why the backpack??

His bellybutton is almost as big as his nose

Dumbasss fhuck

From the way his chest hair looks, I can certainly tell you this guy is IGBO

nigga you've got zero chill

I knew it will be tolu
Tolu see you see nairaland

MrCork:
...see yorrr headlike like touchlight.....can any of yorrrr boyfriend reach London?.. goat!! (No oofensece)

your own madness has no limit, you are as stupid as your words...
We have heard you are a London, Jamaican, and Malaysian boy. Don't use that to insult people... ode

Heediot

Now these are the kind of people I respect on nairaland

NwaAmaikpe:


Her paintings are life-like and beautiful,
The artist however is ugly.
Her face in the 6th picture is almost a nightmare.


This is what is called 'Uwaezuoke' in Igbo land.

my brother, I don't know how your brain works but, you need help... idi apari

I swear down

wintersnow:
Where's Nigeria's greatest computer scientists Philip Emeagwali

and also the father of the Internet

Hedy lamarr,, mhen she's damn beautiful

[quote author=MrCork post=58760268]...am jelos of skiiiiny boy who loooooklike tapeworm??....u homebase people so bacccckwarrd u belif anythin....do u no 2pac is alive? [/quosense fall on you

Heediot
Okpo

NwaAmaikpe:


He also doesn't like how you cage him and won't let him be a dad to his other kids.

Witch!

nigga you dumb and you stupid, that's all. Go buy some brains from the store