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Flirting is a way of testing the market to know your true worth.

In the business world you often go out into the market tendering to see if you are still getting a good price from your regular vendors, flirting is the same, provided you don't take it further....

Do you know that you get the best out of a babe when you are still dating. Once married the whole relationship changes. All those things she used to tolerate and accept now become big issues to nag and quarrel over. So why get married eh...Just food for though

Don't get me wrong I love married life, just that people need to go into it with the right frame of mind, forget all those fairy tales, "hapilly ever after" it doesn't happen that way there are ups and downs, temptations, trials, fights etc, In fact true love is what you see after many years of marriage when all the issues have been worked out and the couples are more like brother and sister.

@legry, thats great which year did you finish from ISI. Were you there during the days of Canon Iluyomade, Oga T, Okuns, Chako, Mrs Smith, Smokey etc

Oops sorry I've just gone to your website and recomputed you should be 23. Sorry for the mistake. I also grew up in Ibadan and attended International School Ibadan(ISI) , great school eh..

We ate well so it didn't show and we had lots of desert in bed, Ice Cream, not eaten from a bowl, if you get my drift. It all depends on the parties involved. Some are dull and unexciting others are mind blowing. Have you ever heard of a weekend shutdown, stockpile the house with food and stay indoors. hmmm make i no spoil you o! you are still under 20 right?

I don't understand you guy's, when I was in my mid 20s/late 20s and had my babe staying over, it was several times every night until she left for school or home and she never once complained. In one single night we went 5 rounds on average it was twice, once before sleeping and another early morning on wake-up. Was that too much?

I have a family friend who slept with his Step Mums sister. The step mums sister was the same age as himself. I saw it as INCEST but I didn't say anything to him when he told me. We all stayed together when we were in Form 5 reading for WASC and JAMB. I passed and moved on to University while the two of them had to stay back for another year to do A levels before entering University, it was during this period that the deed happened.

The babe was really hot then (2 years older than me) . I remember one day, we were playing Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing she pulled me up and gave me my first experience of dancing blues. I was so embarrassed by my hard on that I broke off and took off at the speed of light, while she laughed and called me a small boy.

Is sleeping with Step Mum INCEST? if yes then don't.

Hey Dablessed you can't be on the elders list you stated somewhere that you were 29, abi you don dey do like Ibrahim )former House of rep chap). hmmm small time you go tell us say you be 21.

@Pinky it's a free world so far as you and your partner agree with your concept nothing spoil.

About 13years ago I had to seat down and analyse this relationship of a thing from first principles (like any good engineer) when some babes were messing around with my heart/mind claiming we were dating but not willing to partake in the ultimate act of love. By the time I finished the analysis I had a clear definition of what a relationship was to me, it became my guiding principle and determined the amount of loyalty I placed on a relationship. I shared it with my friends back then some loved it and use it others didn't.

Haven read through some of the stories on this thread I feel compelled to state some home truths for you guys. A relationship is a contract between two parties. (True or false?). For there to exist a valid contract three components must be present these are:
   1. Offer (Toasting by the guy)
   2. Acceptance (The babe accepting to go out with the guy after due delligence)
   3. Consideraton (Sex between the parties to cement the relationship)
Like in business law if any of these three is missing then the contract is Null and Void abi?

OK lets come back to the everyday basic requirement of a relationship. For there to be a valid relationship between two people the following ingredients must be present
  1. Both parties must be friends and enjoy each others company.
  2. Both parties must be seen as a couple by the society (friends, colleagues etc, attend functions together etc)
  3. There must be sex in the relationship.

If 1 and/or 2 are missing then the couples are just f_ck partners while if 3 is missing then the couples are merely platonic friends and any 3rd party can step in and take over the relationship.

Ladies/Gentlemen of the Jury I rest my case.........

Anugirl you are welcome on board in fact let me develop the Elders list

  1. CalabarMan
  2. Tayotina
  3. Anugirl

other elders please add yourself to the list. Jogego where art thou, you seem to have more experience then me, I strongly suspect you are also an elder?

@tayotina, welcome to the elders club. Anymore elders in da house.

Ok it seems I am still the oldest here abi? Those above 30 please raise your hands to be counted amongst the elders? A special package is being planned for you trust me.