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Assuming the person who jilted and hurt you badly in a relationship you felt was perfect, now becomes your subordinate in the office, he/she is still single and so are you. What would you do?

hmm doubting Thomas. Shine ya eye my brodas, besides It was meant for AnuliGTB and not for you other guys whose area of specialty is hoarding your gist and judging others.

My colleague who was also on the same project with me popped out of the recess of a door down the hall laughing and saying "Aha I don catch you eh na so you dey do", I turned to the babe and she was also laughing. Apparently they had planned it just to see my reaction, damn I said to myself odiodi for me as I counted my losses, anyway nothing spoil so I invited them in and offered them drinks. My colleague declined while the babe asked for Stout. The babe said I really impressed her with the way I welcomed her in.

We all got gisting, the babe was really flowing with me and after a while my colleague was just floating so he stood up and told the babe they should go to his room. She declined saying she would join him after she finishes her drink so he left and we continued gisting gradually the gist moved on to more intimate matters love, sex etc, she wanted to know if I had a babe in Abuja who comes to warm my bed, I told her nope, she didn't believe me, I told her harmattan had been catching me since I came, after a while she said she was uncomfortable drinking alone so I ordered a Gulder and a second bottle of stout for her. My colleague called much later and spoke to the babe, she told him she was ok where she was. Apparently she had come with her friend to visit another colleague of ours and the couples were busy elsewhere while she was left to find her level,

All of a sudden she turned to me and said "If I f-uck you promise you wouldn't f-uck any of my friends", it was so sudden and unexpected that I almost choked on my drink, I was no longer a slacker, I quickly recovered and agreed saying how would I ever meet her friends anyway. She then stood up and started removing her cloths, I barely managed to remove mine when she climbed on top of me and was about to lower herself when I stopped her pulled out a condom from the bedside table and wore it. She was really wet and warm; apparently all our naughty talks and booze had taken a toll on her. I was expecting a wild rodeo type ride for where, I got the next biggest shock that night. The babe was really unique in her style she had absolute control of her p_ussy muscles all she did was squeeze and release them in rhythm while remaining almost stationary, it didn't take her long to c-um violently and loud, as for me I was still very hard. She hopped off pulled off the condom and proceeded to blow me, alternating between that and sucking my nipples saying that, that works for her bobo, it wasn't working for me so I told her to stop and not bother so far as she came I was okay. She was really surprised and said she has never met a guy who didn’t want to c-um. I told her that whenever I booze I can remain hard for a long time while at the same time finding it very difficult to cum. So we rested gisted small and slept off. In the middle of the night we woke up and I had my fill after which she said I really pounded her, I apologised saying na condition cause am, she said she wasn't complaining though and enjoyed it even though she didn't c-um. Anyway to cut a long story short we had one more round before she left in the morning.

I later saw her in school months later but we didn't do anything again until 3 years later when we jammed in PH. hmm now that one eh na gist for another time jare. Make I do small work first.

@AnuliGTB hmm you sound like the female version of me. I have done a couple of one night stands and they were great. don't pay attention to most of the responses you are getting here as most of the guys on this site are pretty young and inexperienced, some are hypocrites trying to impress the babes while others are just conforming to societal expectations and roasting in silence. Me I get plenty gist and adventures, I used to post them but the admin was fond of deleting or editing them so I stopped.

Anyway enjoy your sef jare, explore your sexuality in a safe way while you are still young, single and free but please don't over do it as there is a time to settle down and move on to the next phase of life, at that point you wouldn't have any regrets. Do you know that there are a lot of old couples who wished they had been more adventorous in their youth. No such regrets for me o!

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I remember one weird experience I had 5 years back. I was on an official assignment staying at Nicon Hilton Abuja when I heard a knock on my door. it had been a long day at the office and I was just chilling out and trying to kill time, I was terribly Hot as I hadn't had some in almost a month since I came to Abuja, I opened the door to find this pretty and busty babe who smiled at me saying she came to check someone next door but apparently the person wasn't around and do I mind her waiting in my room until the person comes back, shooo who born me to say no, na so I throwe the door open stepped aside and urshered her in, damn my internet would soon log off, I would continue some other time

I have had quite a few ex but the one I remember most is a particular babe who was working in Abuja and used to come spend long weekends with me in Port-Harcourt every 2 weeks. Her favourite style was sitting on top of me and grinding me slowly. For her to cum she needed a d-ick inside her while rubbing and applying consistent pressure on her c-lit, this she achieved by pressing against my hip bones and groin.

What I remember most about our encounters was the sweet dull pain I usually get around the groin/waist area after several occurrences. For this reason I used to dread the time she would spend a whole week with me. Not that I was complaining though, I thought of it as sweet pain.

This was one babe who could f_uck the shit out of me. Once in a while I remember her and wish I could have a reoccurence especially when I need to be f-ucked hard but alas she is happily married now with kids.

Any techie on board who can help.

I currently hook up to the internet using Starcomms LSP 3000 phone set which is based on the CDMA technology. I have a wired home network system in place into which my 3 computers are plugged into. The starcomms phone is connected to the parallel port on one of the computers which serves as a gateway, with Microsofts ICS managing and sharing the connection amongst the computers.

I am planning on installing a wireless network in my house using a wireless router such as the Linksys WRT54G, the router also has 4 ethernet ports which I intend to connect my two desktops to while my laptop can then go wireless giving me the flexibility to move around the house/garden and stay connected.

Now the question I have is as follows:
Is it possible to connect the starcomms phone directly to the router through the router's internet port thereby eliminating the need for a gateway PC?
Has anyone done such a connection before? or does anyone have a modem connected to his router and accessing the internet through it?

She may actually be looking for a male friend she can gist with and nothing more, so don't be too hasty in jumping to conclusion. Just play along with her and don't make the quantum leap which would change the relationship. If you are not interested in having an affair with her then try and talk about your girl friend (real or fanthom) whenever you are with her, give her the impression that you are crazy about your gf and nobody else.

If on the other hand you feel like shagging your boss then you two need to define the terms and conditions of the relationship and how you would conduct yourselves in the office, but bear in mind that women are very jealous and possessive, so it might be difficult for you to back out later when you find a younger babe without risking plenty friction and wahala in the office.

She may actually be looking for a male friend she can gist with and nothing more, so don't be too hasty in jumping to conclusion. Just play along with her and don't make the quantum leap which would change the relationship. If you are not interested in having an affair with her then try and talk about your girl friend (real or fanthom) whenever you are with her, give her the impression that you are crazy about your gf and nobody else.

If on the other hand you feel like shagging your boss then you two need to define the terms and conditions of the relationship and how you would conduct yourselves in the office, but bear in mind that women are very jealous and possessive, so it might be difficult for you to back out later when you find a younger babe without risking plenty friction and wahala in the office.

hmmm this is very interesting. I beg keep us posted on the strategy you adopt and the results. I want live feedback o!. So we can help you fine tune as you work it.

I don't support the idea of a joint account unless it is used for investment purposes. Each party should have his/her own independent account. That reduces temptations and friction within the family.

You would be doing yourself a lot of harm by putting her on allowance. No amount of money is ever enough for anyone. What you need to do is plan your expenses together. Let her know how much you are earning and then seat together and plan your monthly expenses together. Let her be in charge of shopping for clothes for the family while you can take care of buying technical items like home electronic. Make it clear to her that your salary is for you two to share and not just for you that way the issue of allowance doesn't come into play.

Next step is to get her doing something rewarding which would engage her idle time and also make additional money for the home. You can setup some kind of business for her and support her in making the business grow so that she gets a feeling of self achivement.

Someone just told me that most people are ashamed of their height and weight. Is this true? hmm what is there to be ashamed off.

50 would still put you under weight. 53 is marginally under weight and 56 is healthy weight.

Camara wrote: well maybe it was calabar people of old times because i ain't short at least i think so.i'm 5ft 7inches and i think i weigh 48kg they say i'm underweight.

According to my BMI calculator you are indeed underweight a healthy weight for you is between 56 and 74 kg based on your height.