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My people its almost 5 years since I retired from field operations (Waka Waka) and decided to keep one babe. As an appreciation for the love, care, support and understanding she has shown throughout these challenging period I am planning a surprise holiday package for the two of us to celebrate the occasion and also to spice up and rejuvenate the relationship a little.

Can you people suggest places we can visit outside Nigeria and but within Africa (We have been to London and America together a couple of times so I want something different and less expensive). I would appreciate any links, cost information etc you can provide. If they are places you have visited or live in I would like to also have your first hand assessment.

There is this movie I watched where a guy met a babe at a bar they got drinking she drugged him carried him home to her place, tied him up on her bed, fed him with aphrodasiac and used him at her own will. It was both kidnapping and rape. The guy was under this condition for weeks until he managed to escape.

hmm tell me the stories you heard. It doesn't matter if they are true or not, just gist am.

A few ladies have told me in the past that they would rape me and I just laugh it off as being impossible, but come to think of it is it possible for a woman to rape a man? If Yes how would they achieve such a feat?

The first time I had a woody was in my pre-teen days, can’t remember the exact age but I went straight to my Mum and asked her what was wrong with me. She had this big grin on her and told me it means my bladder is full and I need to pee. So off I went to the toilet, it took some time for the pee to come out but it eventually did.

As I got older the early morning woody got worse, I can’t remember when last I woke up in the morning without a woody. The thing seems to have a mind of its own rising to its full glory, very hard and firm damn. My alarm goes off at 5.45am, and am greeted first by Mr Woody who nods his acknowledgment to my greetings, I spend the next 15 minutes in bed imagining how nice it would be for Mr Woody to get an early morning warm, wet and soft embrace. Reality sets in once its 6am and off to the shower I go. A cold down pour on Mr Woody is what it takes to get him to behave.


<Does any one else have a MR Woody or a Miss whatever story to share >

Rhodalyn:
U know Sumtin?!?! --------- when talking to a lady, learn not to Use Such languages Right?!?!?!

Shhhhhhhhh its past your bedtime.

CHRISTEL:
CalabarMan which of them? i took some
off today though. can u describe it maybe
i'll put it back just for you.

No mind me jare, I no clean my glasses before e still dey there, na the one whey dey show zoooomthing from the side

no mind the bad belle people jare abeg give us more. By the way what happened to that hot/sizzling one I saw yesterday?

@darkmanzero I beg tell them jare, the facts are glaring for all those who have eyes to see and ear to hear. Common logic says Nice guys are better but the ladies who make the choice don't think logically but with their heart and hence prefer the bad boys. I have had situations where two babes jam in my house and instead of bursting me they try to edge out each other. Can you beat that?

cool man but most naija babes are hypocrites am sorry to say. They would never reveal their true wants/desires/nature in public. Anyway I ain't trying to convince you on anything or form any opinion all I am doing is presenting the facts in our society.

A babe I was toasting many years ago when I was still learning the ropes busted my side for another guy who was a ladies man, she knew about his activities and just didn't give a damn. She told me she didn't intend to change him but feels he knows how to threat a babe better.  Interestingly the guy had plenty of babes and never tried to hide them from each other yet they all struggle to win his affection and unseat the others. Crazy isn't it? Beats all logic.

@GNature u and I cannot determine who is a better man, its left for the babes to decide by popular opinnion. Haven't you noticed how babes trip over bad boys in school while the bobo nice are ignored? To most babes a bad boy is a better man. U and I may agree that the bobo nice would be more faithful and sincere to the relationship but most girls just want the bad boy. Not everything is based on logic my broda

Just walk up to the babe and say hi, and ask her if she would like to have a drink with you after lecture. Nothing expensive just find a cool relaxed environment buy some drinks and ask her what she finds very amusing on your face, that would put her on the defensive and you can build up the conversation from there. The secret with jisting with babes is just be your self and go with the flow.

hmm but come to think of it the original playboy (Hugh Hefner) is still rocking his life and babes are queuing up to enter the playboy mansion and hoping to marry him. Watch "Girls of the playboy mansion" on entertainment TV every Saturday night.

you guys all have the correct textbook answers and for that I give you an A+, however lets come back to reality. Most dating couples drop the condom without test after 6 months of dating and having sex. You don't believe me abi? Why do you think the sale of "Postinor" is very high and 90% of the buyers are single babes. If they are practicing safe sex with a condom postinor would not be needed and if it was just a safety precaution to have some around in case of a burst condom then consumption rate wouldn't be that high. We also have a high rate of abortion in the country ask any medical student and he/she would confirm this.

People tend to get carried away and take the risk of having unprotected sex. I did a couple of that when I was younger eventhough I could write a perfect thesis on STD and preventions, thank God I didn't contact any thing.

The best advise is don't have unprotected sex without a condom and when you are ready for it you two should go for a test and make sure that you remain faithful to each other after that or use a condom if you want to venture out occassionally with other partners.

Hmm interesting you are rignt in the fact that playboys know how to threat a lady, eventually most playboys get tired of playing the field and want to settle down into a stable relationship and grow old with someone they like and care about. They may occassionally stray out but return back to the nest and with time the zeal for adventure would completely die down, afterall what else is there to explore.

Personally I believe people should explore their sexuallity, do all the crazy things they are comfortable with before settling down and getting married. Mind you it shouldn't be about the number of partners but the quality of each relationship. There is a lot to learn from each and every relationship which would make one a better person.

@SAM MILLA best of luck man. In my own case I had made up my mind to move on, unlike her I wasn't playing game it was for real. So even though she begged and pleaded the harm had already been done I had found someone else. Because of her game I made sure that the deep affection I had for her didn't grow any further, so I didn't get to that Love/Head over heal situation and was able to break up even though it was quite painful considering the fact that she was my best friend, gymn partner and confidant back then.

GoodLuck man and follow your heart.

hmm so this is what ye all look like abi?. EFCC would soon be after some of you guys who have been identified as kids of those who looted our treasury. Sins of the father shall be visited on the children.
wait, Malam, malam, Malam Ribadu where u dey come see them oooooooo!!!!!!!!1

I once dated a babe whom I felt was still in love with her former bobo. Anytime I ask her how she feels about the guy she would tell me "he is more man than most guys" she had lots of praises for the guy. Interestingly I wasn't upset or jealous afterall I have had some major disappointments in the past for instance a babe busted me for my friend because she & I were the same age and my friend was older and in her mind more mature.

So I played along with her shinning that Congo very well, she later confessed than I had turned her into a "sex kitty" anyway when I eventually found the babe I wanted to be with I told her it was time to revert from our current "lover" status to "platonic" friends the babe no gree. She asked why and I told her I was 2nd best to her and I can't plan my future on that basis afterall she is still deeply in love with her former bobo. I told her I didn't want to end up being the bobo nice in the movie "The last American virgin", she then told me she said all those things to make me jealous and work harder for her love.

Maybe she is doing the same to you.