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Serves him right.
TINUBU is a time bomb waiting to explode

When Burna Boy said las las, everybody go chop breakfast, this is what he meant.

Cruise no go kill you, Emeka. ����

True true, Peru don dey para.

Be like they use Oraimo charger o.

Which one is "in style"

Come be like say death na better thing.

You first talk am. Na all os us be ashawo.

Ashawoooooo!

I know the Baba that did the juju. His name is Baba. ���

We should now fry pepper?

We should now not breath because Queen died?
Is she Queen of our Instagram accounts too?
Abeg, all of them should get out!

So, ASUU has been on strike for more than 3 years since 1999.

Wonderful!

This one na crïminal.

He's not an OBIdient, abeg.

Being a boyfriend in Nigeria should be regarded as a full time job. Because, it requires extraordinary skills to get it right.

I mean, how am I supposed to know that "big head" means "I like you, but I can't admit it" ?

How should I know that, "I don't want your girlfriend to pour me acïd" means, "Do you have a girlfriend? Because if you don't, I'm into you."

Who will tell me that when she says, "Can you help me unzip my bra" she's hōrny and wants me to initiate sêx?

And, don't I need super powers to know that when she says, "Leave me. Stay on your own" she means I should keep coming?

Should we talk about that monthly ritual that makes her act like a familiar witch, saying things she knows I can't understand?

"You must'nt miss that appointment, but I need you here with me. Go, but don't leave me. I can't go with you though."

Good boyfriends should be placed on a damn monthly allowance.

Because, Omo!��

#DiaryOfaNigerianBoyfriend.

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UNN is the best! UNN to the world joooooor or! Gbe body eh!

DCs Titans. Watched season 1 Episode 1 2 3 waiting for 4

Great. Wish I was in Lagos

Its a great development. But I think commodities would take time before their prices degrade.
So to say, inflation is as easy as destroying, deflation is as hard as building. I pray the development lasts.

Hahaha! Siutes him right. Lord of truth, expose them!