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Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator:
Daju! Ma rerin! Kanra! Kala!
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 5:14pm On Dec 26, 2021
The soundtracks are the best thing about the animation, visuals take second place.
Baddestguyp:
lol...I said it was 7/10 and you're still unhappy?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 4:37pm On Dec 26, 2021
Did you watch the animation on mute?


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Baddestguyp:
is that what made it a 10/10?
I downloaded it early on...when I saw the hype...I was excited...but I was seriously disappointed when I watched it...
It has stunning visuals but aside that it's pretty average to me...I think most of the hype has to be from the breathtaking visuals...
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator: 3:18pm On Dec 26, 2021
As you are enrolling for digital classes.
There is also a need to diversity your income and have a verifiable offline business to augment your main hustle.


Endeavour to check out what pays the bill in your offline immediate environment.

Nigeria has gone to the dogs but if you have business sense, you will be making silent money on the street, providing goods and services that white collar-inclined people look down on.

Ask the guys operating gambling ventures in your environment, how much they make on the daily. Leave morality and feed off the addictions of others. They are doomed anyways.


Get close to the public transport drivers in your environment and let them cut soap for you to know how to invest if you have funds available.

It doesn't cost much to build a kiosk and start POS business.

Some guys are languishing on the street with ideas but no funds, befriend them and you never can tell what will pop up.

There are many more goldmines on the street time will not permit me to list.


2022, nobody has any excuse to be idle!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator: 7:09am On Dec 26, 2021
Where is the lie?

Family › Re: This Is The Worst Christmas Of My Life by Calibrator: 7:16pm On Dec 25, 2021
In 2021,
Did you sleep homeless on the street for six months to gather money to get your own accommodation only for the house to be sold when you still have a year rent left now left with no option but to start saving for another accommodation in this Lagos?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator: 3:20pm On Dec 25, 2021
My ex who is dating a Johnny Walker, the guy is always off visiting all these hustling countries (Asia and African countries), she visited me yesterday and after every every, she asked me if I will marry her if she comes back, I told her that since we broke up in 2018, I have been single ever since fully focused on self development while you were busy nurturing other relationships.
If we were to even come back together, I will be resuming the relationship as I left, without any emotional baggage, then asked her point blank "Will you be doing the same?"



Her reply was "Let's continue our FWB level"




Commitment that I am presently withholding from a 20 year old virgin, ex that I have been bonking for 7 straight years (3 years now as FWB) wants it on a platter.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 3:03pm On Dec 25, 2021
You are right!
3minssex:
That's very childish of you.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 6:03am On Dec 25, 2021
Na so one daughter of Eve visited me and told me to leave Bilbao vs Madrid for ZW.




Just told her straight off "It is not too late to go back home, your papa no buy cable for me"
abduleez1:
I see... Good luck man.

So them still dey do recap for TNT?
I for like watch this thing for cable instead of burning MB but my people no go let me see road with Zee World and Africa Magicians.... angry angry
Music/Radio › Re: The Top 10 Nigerian Diss Songs You Should Know - Mediarants.com by Calibrator: 7:14pm On Dec 24, 2021
Where is Mallam Spicy Diss at Terry G?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator: 7:09pm On Dec 23, 2021
Engine oil is abrasive.

Have you ever tried uncooked grated Okra?





Make we dey share updates abeg cheesy
SOZINN:
grin grin grin
My lord, but I am only a broke masturbator.
I begged MJBÖLT for one of his shawties and he did not reply. Now I have to go and steal some engine oil from my neighbor's generator to help myself.
What a world. undecided

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator: 7:05pm On Dec 23, 2021
She might just be the submissive type behind closed doors.


Showbiz is all about fake life and pandering to whims of your intended target group.


Remember Aunty Linda who was building an army of celibate ladies that year and was codedly taking consistent hours drive to chop prick.



Junnior:
Considering all the nonsense that girl has been saying, Adekunle gold must be a very miserable simp, never mind the bad guy front he is forming. No be by dreads and tattoo.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator: 6:44pm On Dec 22, 2021
You really can't shame the shameless.


If too much wisdom no kee this man, too much sarcasm will cheesy
CaveAdullam:
Me that's broke, and here is urgent 2K? Haaa...

0230 485 145
Wema Bank.

Thanks man.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator: 8:43am On Dec 22, 2021
Been posting this status in the screenshot on my WhatsApp update every other day since December 1st to body check parasitic female acquaintances on my phone list.


The best way to know if you are financially responsible as a Nigerian male is to watch how easily female who are not related to you find it to ask you for cash handouts.

Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator: 5:05am On Dec 22, 2021
For all have simped and fell short of the glory of masculinity but whoever revert back to frame shall not only be redeemed but be blessed with a fruitful and peaceful life.


Masculinity is dying and we need all the soldiers we can get to fight what has come and what is coming.


There should be no sitting on the fence.
Lieutenant Calibrator reporting for duty at the Redpill Brigade!


Martinez39s:
The red pill is the truth. All men can imagine all sorts of blue-pill fantasies and blue-pill plan to defy the red pill, they will all fail. Las Las all roads lead the back to the red pill because nothing can change the truth and reality will remain and take its course regardless of what we think or feel.

Well, if you don't want to identify as a redpiller, no problem. As long you make contributions and don't defy the rules of this thread and cross certain boundaries, no problem. Your useful contributions are always welcomed.

Don't mind her. Carry go! Glad to have you back.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 8:59am On Dec 21, 2021
Seems like my village people are headquartered here.


All these years that I have been an ardent follower of Seal Team, I didn't have anybody to discuss it with here.



Now that I am behind by three episodes because I want the season to finish and binge watch the rest of the season.


You people started dropping spoilers.


No be juju be that?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator: 10:40pm On Dec 20, 2021
My People already think I serve the devil, please don't put any more devilish thoughts in my head cheesy
luminouz:
When are you give me naaaa?

What the you want oooo?

grin grin grin grin

Kai....yet she wants 20k?

I would have sent her a softcopy of 'Brighter Grammar' grin
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Calibrator:
Las Las all roads lead back to TRP.
Seems like I talk, act and look like one, I might as well be one.



Let me break my hiatus and silence.

You see these girls, don't run from their billing this festive season.
Let them state their preferences and state a higher one, after all, it is a season of giving and receiving gifts grin grin

Dolt can't string together a grammatically correct sentence but because of big brezz, she thinks she deserves 20k in this buhari weather.
Family › Re: What Are You Gifting Yourself This Christmas? by Calibrator: 4:12pm On Dec 20, 2021
I really wanted to gift myself Samsung A12 but as these akotileta landlord children don sell house wey my rent is due to start reading by January.


Man is already saving up for a new accommodation and preparing to fight tooth and nail for the refund of my agreement, commission and rent.




Lagos property industry no be anybody papa mate!
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 12:40pm On Dec 18, 2021
Spiderman be rekindling old flames since 80bc.


I remember posting here in 2019 that I went to the cinema to watch Far From Home with my one of my FWB.



Aunty just called me this morning after a long break in communication that someone told her "Part two" of the movie we watched the other year is now out and we should hook up for the cinema this coming holiday.




With all due respect aire, if you bring Far from home into this Oscar discussion again, I will swear for you.


I jejely took my date to the cinema to watch Hobbs and Shaw, she took ages to get ready and by the time we arrived, we couldn't make the showtime so in her finite wisdom since she doesn't know better, she said we should stay and watch far from home, since I know how pedestrian Spiderman movie can be, I was telling myself to respect my old age and wait for the HD download version but you know how persuasive women can be.... Long story short, when we finished watching Far from home, even she, non comics fan said that the movie is very forgettable and I am pretty sure that if I call her right now, she won't remember Jack about the movie.

Is that the kind of movie you want to be nominated for Oscar's best picture?


Oga, I am waiting.
Just mention far from home in this matter again!
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 10:43am On Dec 17, 2021
You sure you know who is who here?


I used to be quite notorious as a spoiler dropper
DieRich5:
u way hate spoiler review
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 8:35am On Dec 17, 2021
You guys worry too much.


Someone like me will read the whole spoiler, go ahead to read the entire plot on Wikipedia to confirm if it is worth my time then go ahead to watch the movie proper............... And still enjoy it. cheesy



StPete:
Please go ahead and spoil the movie all you want. It'll only affect those who are interested in reading it when you write it. I like my style, I don't bother reading long posts or any movie spoiler for that matter. I skip with the speed of light
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 6:59am On Dec 17, 2021
You sure that this is explicit enough?


You can do better.

Give us scene by scene summary.
durubennie:
Spiderman no way home 8.5/10
Tom Hollands spiderman so indecisive and quite a talkative.
Green goblin nearly killed Tobey Maguire after Tobey held peter from stabbing the goblin to death.
But it had a sad ending though, since doctor strange couldn't reverse the error spell he casted, he had to cast a new one and everyone in the world has forgotten who peter parker is including mj. Now mj's new boyfriend is Ned.
Nice movie though.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 11:09pm On Dec 16, 2021
I for one will definitely survive a zombie apocalypse and I doubt if I will be forced to kill any.




At the very moment it starts, there is always a calm period before the storm.


I will just withdraw all my savings and liquidate my assets and then travel to an impoverish secluded region in Nigeria where agriculture is their main source of livelihood and wait out the storm.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 10:24pm On Dec 15, 2021
Hope you watched at ICM?

How much is the ticket going for?



Let me see if I can't trick this my friend to watch over my shop tomorrow while I snuck off cheesy


JackBizzle:
Spiderman No Way Home. 10/10

3 is indeed the lucky number.
===============


Lol. Should anyone annoy me, I will spoil the movie here. cheesy grin
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 10:01pm On Dec 15, 2021
Kidnappers doing PR cheesy
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 8:42am On Dec 15, 2021
I want to get this phone brand new this week.


How is the experience using it like?

olukaygold:
Samsung galaxy A12
4gb ram
64gb internal memory
Strong battery that lasts 24hrs
Used for 6months, never opened with receipt ipt and cartons going for 52k firm. Note it's a cracked on the screen glass that doesn't affect the screen,it's hardly noticed.
Iphone 6s 32gb rom going for 30k firm
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 10:56am On Dec 14, 2021
Water drum that is sold new @ 11k here in Lagos.

How much is 12kg cylinder new in Arena, Oshodi?



Some people are not ready to sell cheesy

tbred:
Cepsa 12.5 kg gas cylinder for sale
Condition: used
Price: 20k (slightly negotiable)
200 Liters size drum for sale Condition: used
Price: 15k (slightly negotiable)
Location: Ibadan
Physical inspection/waybill
Contact: 08023536207 call/WhatsApp
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Calibrator: 11:53am On Dec 05, 2021
Cuffee actually told Beckwourth that the fastest person is who she sees in the mirror.

For winning the duel at the end.
She is the fastest followed by Bill (his reputation as the fastest was noted by Beckwourth mate) then Beckwourth.


Kaycee7:
The fact that Cuffee beat him mid diff confirms that Beckwourth was actually faster.
Education › Re: ‘we Owe Allegiance To Eiye Confraternity’ - Lagos Secondary School Students by Calibrator: 12:18pm On Dec 04, 2021
It is wrong in a civilised society but in a lawless society like ours, you gotta do what you gotta do.
JuanDeDios:
You ought to have handed them over to the police. It's wrong to use your military connections to settle private quarrels. It's certainly wrong to torture people under any circumstances. I know it would have reset those idiots' brain sha.
Education › Re: ‘we Owe Allegiance To Eiye Confraternity’ - Lagos Secondary School Students by Calibrator: 10:42am On Dec 04, 2021
Anything to advance the cause of population control in this country is welcomed.


People breeding like rats and neglecting overseeing the development of their children.




I nearly beat one upcoming miscreant to coma the other day. He went to call on his superiors and since nobody wants to die, they died the issue on the spot.

Me that was already allocating them military detention and torture timetable in my mind.
Family › Re: How Would You React To This If It Happened In Your House? by Calibrator: 8:25am On Dec 04, 2021
Only if I am in possession of the so called friend money.

I will simply package the broken TV inside carton for him to carry home and transfer his balance to him.


I hate nonsense!

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