₦airaland Forum

Na whaooo! On top all this things weh deh happen, this people no deh hear word.

Money: The greatest transformer.

See as brain waste. Something many on Nairaland lack.

Ol' boy! This one na confirmed stretch mark...probably cuz of phone weh no fit reach 50k.
Indeed, so dark the heart of [wo]man.

ixora3:
Pray for guidance. And you guys should talk it out. Maybe her mum has many responsibilities.

Pray kwa? Abeg what does prayer got to do with that?

And you want Nairalanders to give you suggestion on that. Ok. Maybe when you and your wife start arguing on how many times you'll be having s3x in week, don't forget to share with us.

It's well.

By the way, when it come to money you send to your parents, you don't have to start all this analysis. You and your wife should agree on what to send to each of them. It's not a competition. Those old folks at home did more than the few dolls you'll be sending down to them.

pfadom:
It is part of the EFCC act that any transfer in excess of N5m (for individual) should be reported to the EFCC.

So all the millions and billions that exchanged hands thru banks during the last campaign... APC, PDP, etc were reported to EFCC?

Continue...

And some people will claim stomach infrastructure is for failures.

She's beautiful I must admit.
But not as beautiful as my babe...just that she's fairer

Congrats to him.

For those complaining of him been a Northerner or not, when you get to a position of authority, you'll equally appoint your kinsman for such sensitive posts.

If she could afford 500mill mansion, then that's small money to her. And except I see proof of her wrong doing, I will stick with her version of the story.

It's a pity what you went through.

But this your idea of indirectly tagging every Igbo man as a cheat should be condemned. That someone from another ethnic group duped me will not stop me doing business with them. I'll have to be more careful next time.

Peace!

Obasanjo's regime was corrupt free. Why probe that? There are far better probes to do...Dasukigate, WAEC Certificate, Diezanigate, etc.

Death is a debt we all got to pay. Young or old.
His soul will rest in peace.

Congrats to the Iyalode. May God continue to keep you and your family.

Just finished eating her birthday cake. Lovely.

I think the essence of government should be continuity. If this administration didn't do this, the next should. Besides, it is still same country, and the Jonathan was not the president of the Ogoni's, rather Nigeria.

That na small money nah

We are all used to it. So no wahala.

panini:
Nice pic.

The lady is pretty. If I compliment her, will those other guys beat me to comma?

No! They fit beat you to question mark.

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Comparing TECNO with iPhone 6s. You must be high something.

Ok. So Americans must hear it from you first before us.
It's well.

Congrats to them. Cultism really pays.

divinehand2003:
Buhari is the best and greatest thing to ever happen to Nigeria at the moment. The guy too get swag. Padded budget or not, that budget was passed at the end. Shuooo

The greatest thing to happen to Nigeria passed a padded budget that allocated 790million naira for the update of a website, and you're singing his praises, Nigeria will surely be great.

Good news.
So the 790million naira for updating a website was passed too? God bless Nigeria.

I will hope such fate be the lot of their children. Nonsense!

princemillla:
I shake my head for some if this teachers mehn.

I wonder who's guiltier...you or the teacher

What interests them is their pocket. Are you so blind to that?

Fridays is that part of the week I long to see. Work moves in such a pace you wish should be a daily occurrence. Fast and furious. It ushers in the beginning of another weekend. A weekend of good time, and of course Premiership. Mondays, to me shouldn’t even come at all. It’s so dull and crawls slower than Buhari’s administration.

While heading home on Friday, it occurred to me that I have no cash on me for the weekend. So I had to locate the nearest Zenith Bank branch for withdrawal. On my way out of the bank, I saw a lady and a guy talking. The guy sat in front of the bank, while the lady was inside her car, probably heading home too. The guy was blowing the lady kisses. The lady was blushing and laughing uncontrollably. As the exchange was going on, I heard a word I haven’t taken time to check the meaning because it sounds so vulgar to me.

The guy asked the lady why she was pvssy footing. In response, the lady said he’s the one pvssy footing. In fact, she went one step higher. That he’s diick footing. Well, I think that should loosely translate as the direct opposite of pvssy footing. And I took it that both are friends and can use any kind of words for each other. But my surprise turned to astonishment when I noticed a wedding ring on the lady’s finger. A married woman in such a lustful talk with a guy.

Pvssy footing doesn’t really connote what I thought, but on further research, I noticed that it actually has a deeper meaning if critically analyzed. Married woman and a guy pvssy footing. I wonder what either party was hiding.

What if it was a good friend or relative of the lady’s spouse that overheard her exchanging such words with another guy? I think such can portray the lady in a bad light. Or worst, a cheat. And if such a case escalates, your guess will be as good as mine. With the invariable blame placed on the devil.

The sanctity of marriage shouldn’t just be about our actions. Our words equally counts. This I hope will guide me (if, and when I decide to settle down), and you [if not there yet] in our choices of raising, and keeping our homes.

Peace!

Lovely.