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PoliticsRe: IGP Redeploys Mbu, 18 Aigs, 49 Cps by Caliph69: 8:23pm On Aug 28, 2015
This Mbu guy is a real cat with 69 lives.
CrimeRe: See What Happened In Umuahia Yesterday (graphic Photo) by Caliph69: 9:31pm On Aug 22, 2015
This life. Na waha oh!
RomanceRe: My Sister Calls My Boyfriend's Name In Her Sleep by Caliph69: 8:31pm On Aug 22, 2015
Typical candidate for Yaba left. The earlier the better.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Pelt Jonathan With Stones If…- Oshiomhole by Caliph69: 8:23pm On Aug 22, 2015
That's a very serious allegation. I think it will be proper and sensible too if documents to back up such enormous transactions are provided. For credence sake. Because we've been hearing all this, yet nothing to show for it yet.
CrimeRe: Woman Bites Off Tenant’s Ear Over N1,500 Electricity Bill In Edo by Caliph69: 6:35pm On Aug 22, 2015
If the value of the ear worth 1500, then case dismissed, else prison relocation should be hastened.
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks About Buhari's Alleged "Sluggishness" by Caliph69: 6:36pm On Aug 20, 2015
Political cinematography. This man must be high on Benin weed...again.
TravelRe: Top 10 Lagos Slangs You Must Know As A Resident by Caliph69: 8:47am On Aug 14, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Aaaaaaah!!!


When you are in a heated arguement with another Lagosian especially conductors or those agberos and it looks very likely that a physical fight is on the way, just shout the word 'Aaaaaaah!' 3 times and end with by screaming the word 'Emi, emi, emi, wa ku leni!' angry
Say this and you would immediately notice a look of panic on the other guy's face. grin
This one got me laughing wella. But you got to mind the kind person or area, else the hunter becomes the hunted.
PoliticsRe: Ex-president Jonathan’s Aide Returns N1.5bn Loot To FG - Newtelegraphonline by Caliph69: 5:07pm On Aug 10, 2015
So the former aide no get name. Trashy journalism. By the way, just 1.5 billion naira? Was that close to what Amaechi wasted in the Portharcourt monorail that didn't see the light of the day. Oh! I forgot. That's Rivers State. It doesn't concern EFCC.
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Wants Buhari To Scrap NYSC. See Her Reasons by Caliph69: 5:00pm On Aug 10, 2015
MadCow1:
Rubbish yarns...
The scheme had a good plan but like with everything in this nation it has been destroyed by corruption and lack of dedicated workers.

The scheme exposed me to the side of this Nation that I would never have experienced from the comfort of my state.

The program had a brilliant plan but now it's just been crippled by corruption.

Fix the program not scrap it..
Best point on this thread. My 1 year service was a big experience I will forever cherish.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Experience With A Dishonest Employer by Caliph69: 1:30pm On Aug 10, 2015
Job in a space of 5 days. For this country? Hmmm!!! Maybe God didn't want your pastor to capitalize on this great miracle for Sunday sermons
SportsRe: Daniel Amaokachi Appointed As New Coach Of FC I'uba by Caliph69: 1:27pm On Aug 10, 2015
Good for him. I wish him the best.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Treat A Civilian Like An Animal In Nasarawa State (Photo) by Caliph69: 1:25pm On Aug 10, 2015
They always exercise their manhood on civilians...while uncle Shekau and his soldiers are still wrecking havoc in Bornu
Christianity EtcRe: Businesswoman Loses N97million, House, Searching For Rev Father Mbaka. by Caliph69: 1:22pm On Aug 10, 2015
Instead of facing your business, you were busy pursuing Mbaka while your fellow business women were pursuing God. Mbaka you didn't see. Money lost. And you're here crying foul. I blame EFCC for giving you audience.
NYSCRe: Youth Corper Who Died In Service Buried Today (Photos) by Caliph69: 7:37pm On Aug 06, 2015
bqlekan:
RIP, NYSC should be scrapped... enough is enough
So it's NYSC that killed her?
NYSCRe: Youth Corper Who Died In Service Buried Today (Photos) by Caliph69: 7:35pm On Aug 06, 2015
She will rest in peace.
RomanceRe: How She Brought Her Friend To Our Hotel Room And Regreted Knowing Me by Caliph69: 5:41pm On Aug 05, 2015
otijah:
i required for the price of the food and a plate was 1500 (3000 for both).
This REQUIRING you did, hmmm! I fear oh. Out of the abundance of the heart, the hand typed.
Come oh! You have a car, yet you can't afford 3k lunch for a babe you wanted to straff, and her good friend. Are you from ObiAkpor Local Government?
CrimeRe: 20-yr-old Man Slits Niece's Throat After Stealing Her School Fees by Caliph69: 4:03pm On Aug 05, 2015
So dark, the mind of man.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Pictured About To Board A Flight This Morning by Caliph69: 3:55pm On Aug 05, 2015
Upnepaa:
hope he is not running away huh can't even build a world class airport in otuoke after spending 6 years as pres. but that is non of ma business cool
Thank God that's none of your business. Because you will still be one of the first to crucify him if he had done that.
Car TalkRe: 4 Burnt To Death In Early Morning Accident In Katsina (Photos) by Caliph69: 4:06pm On Aug 03, 2015
So bad. They will rest in peace.
CrimeRe: Bouncer Shot Dead At Orange Room Nite Club In Owerri (Graphic Photo) by Caliph69: 1:06pm On Aug 03, 2015
Better headline: Bouncer bounced to death by bounced customers.
I can feel the pains of his family. He will rest in peace.
PoliticsRe: Photos From Buhari's Meeting With APC House Of Reps Members by Caliph69: 1:25pm On Jul 28, 2015
dougivilla:
In another thread we were lectured in abbreviations. Shey IKDEC na short form for Ikedioha or Ikediocha?
Hahahaha! E be like say na Ikediocha.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Elected Senate Minority Leader by Caliph69: 1:04pm On Jul 28, 2015
I think that's a real change.
PhonesRe: Full Meaning Of Some Common Slang's Use In Chatting by Caliph69: 1:02pm On Jul 28, 2015
Nonsense. Use any of that while chatting with me. There ends the chats.
PoliticsRe: Photos From Buhari's Meeting With APC House Of Reps Members by Caliph69: 12:57pm On Jul 28, 2015
Noted! Many of us are yet to feel the impact of this change. Baba abeg hasten all your plans and campaign promises. And please help me tell NEPA or is it IKEDC that you're back from your trip. They should give us light.
EducationRe: Big Lies We Used To Tell Friends In HIGH SCHOOL by Caliph69: 12:56pm On Jul 28, 2015
Big Lie
EducationRe: See Punishment Hehehe (picx) by Caliph69: 7:03pm On Jul 25, 2015
BabyDaddy20:
[size=20pt]HELL NO !!!!!![/size]
The teacher faces 10 years in prison if he/she tries such child abuse
Child abuse ke? Where's the abuse about a child there? I attended an all boys secondary school, and the punishment meted out us then was worse.
PoliticsRe: 1985 Coup: Dasuki Denies Arresting Buhari by Caliph69: 7:44am On Jul 23, 2015
How should I know. I wasn't born then. So I have nothing to say.
PoliticsRe: Buhari And Saraki Still Not On Speaking Terms Despite Praying Together -thecable by Caliph69: 2:41pm On Jul 21, 2015
Its part of the game. They will make up. When the time comes.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Ready To Probe Jonathan, His Ministers And Aides by Caliph69: 2:01pm On Jul 21, 2015
Too much probes, yet minimal result. Until one of them is detained without bail, then I will take you guys serious.
Nairaland GeneralRe: This Is Actually A Coffin (pics). by Caliph69: 3:08pm On Jul 16, 2015
This is for a real resting in peace.
PoliticsRe: My Life Belongs To My Country - Nigerian Soldier, Habu Sabo (pic) by Caliph69: 10:33am On Jul 14, 2015
Thats patriotism. I only wish your country feels same for you. Besides, nothing will happen to you. Amen!
BusinessRe: My Experience Today In Warri ( graphic pix be warnned) !!! by Caliph69: 9:38am On Jul 14, 2015
Just like that, a girl that walked out with her two legs will walk home on crutches. SO heart rendering. And funny enough, the bullion van driver and police escorts will go free. No wonder my colleague keep saying he was born in the wrong country.

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