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HealthRe: Situation In Port Harcourt Ahead Of Total Lockdown Tomorrow (Photos) by Callertunez: 12:24pm On May 06, 2020
muscle flexing... this ph just tire me
RomanceRe: After Lock Down She sent a msg that she Is Coming Over by Callertunez: 3:19pm On May 04, 2020
why are you guys jacking off epileptically on this thread...

angry
RomanceRe: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by Callertunez:
hahaha... LMAO
danduchi:
I reached PH by almost 11pm.
So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it.
funny as hell
Poems For ReviewThe Procession by Callertunez(op): 4:01am On May 04, 2020
the_procession
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Under the breath of the moon, a little crowd stood for him. It was gone too soon.
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The little flames of their candle fire shone like diamonds in the sky; he was such a star .
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Thoughts of each individual standing for this procession vibrated in very rapid unstable frequencies.
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The silence across the night was not quiet. It was as loud as the trumpet of the last day because everybody could hear it; It was his own rapture.
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This same silence was as smooth as glass because everybody could feel it. How ironic as the demise of this good man.
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a very bright lightening flashed to capture the sad moment for the sake of posterity.
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The thunder roared like a large crowd in a revolt. It was obviously in agreement with the question in the hearts of the people "why do the good die young?"
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The heavens heartbroken at the sight of such pain going down on Earth, opened it's eyes and rained tears upon the sad night.
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Maya stood under heaven's tears amidst her's, her last words " This was not the TOGETHER you promised Jimmy"
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kordzTLB
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Poems For ReviewRe: In The Beginning by Callertunez(op): 11:32am On May 03, 2020
adefajosekayo:
wonderful
thank you
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Poems For ReviewIn The Beginning by Callertunez(op): 9:30pm On May 02, 2020
In The Beginning
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The words were vague; without form, and void.
Emptiness was upon the face of my mind as my thoughts rowed their boats across the waters of my heart.
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Vibrating angrily outside was the old generator set of my neighbor. The sound it produced literally obliterated every meaningful word my head managed to form.
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It was a time when I felt empty and needed someone to help fill in the void that was gradually drowning me...
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I picked up my phone, scrolled through the contact list, stopped at this particular number... But decided against lowering my thumb to touch that green call button.
I did it twice again, the same result I got.
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So I decided to just write... 'But how can one so empty, fill in a blank page with words?' I asked me.
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I picked up the pen anyway and said 'let there be words' and there were words, as my pen began to scribble down alphabets...
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I divided the words. The first; the emptiness of my heart.
The second; the old rickety generator of my neighbor...
The third; a girl I want to tell how much I love but just won't.
And back to the emptiness of my heart.
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After I finished writing, I didn't know if to see that *it was good*
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Well in the beginning, I created the words on this page in my mind.
The words were without form, and void as emptiness was upon the face of my mind.
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A poem
kordzTLB
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RomanceRe: Wish Me A Happy Birthday by Callertunez: 6:59am On May 02, 2020
happy birthday
RomanceRe: Win This Game and Get 5k Each [Picture] by Callertunez: 9:08pm On May 01, 2020
ok... interesting game... ilast more than 40secs cheesy

holla at me when the game is on
RomanceRe: Ever Had Sex With Your Cousin? Please Share Your Experience by Callertunez: 7:45pm On May 01, 2020
you sure? you might not want to trust your little man o grin
DanseMacabre:
grin grin



Wallahi I no sure say my preeck fit stand for my cousin nudity sef. Blood is thicker than water. angry
RomanceRe: I Will Cut Of My Testicles Today After Taking Ibuprofen. by Callertunez: 1:14pm On May 01, 2020
werey ni o...
orisirisi something
grin
RomanceRe: Penile Length (pics) by Callertunez: 8:27pm On Apr 21, 2020
HARRISON040:
4inch is about 10 cm that is for short guys
LMAO.... RIP short guys
RomanceRe: Penile Length (pics) by Callertunez: 8:20pm On Apr 21, 2020
nobody is ever 4inches
grin

I tire
LiteratureRe: Poetry by Callertunez: 12:27pm On Apr 21, 2020
cool
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Callertunez: 8:21am On Mar 15, 2020
She was watching the news and breastfeeding her baby at once... Obviously she was going through the news feed...
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Callertunez: 7:32am On Mar 15, 2020
...so their relationship had an issue sometime ago, but I knew Offset won't just let Cardi B
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Having Difficult Times Securing A Job, Or Need A Side Hustle? Check This Out! by Callertunez: 7:41pm On Mar 05, 2020
AududuNine11:
aite.. I guess you gave up easily
I was doing it with a phone, so the whole process was sort of hard... Would try with a pc very soon though... Plan to get one
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Having Difficult Times Securing A Job, Or Need A Side Hustle? Check This Out! by Callertunez: 9:25am On Mar 05, 2020
AududuNine11:
yes
oh yea man, my application didn't pull through o... My bad I didn't contact you again
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Having Difficult Times Securing A Job, Or Need A Side Hustle? Check This Out! by Callertunez: 6:13am On Mar 05, 2020
What's up bro
AududuNine11:
How far, I no come hear from any of una again... You guys were the first set of nairalanders I tagged to receive this gist...
please are you Nosa??
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Study Explains Why Men Are Affected More Than Women by Callertunez: 6:17am On Mar 03, 2020
angry

Men have lost their immunity to too much ejaculation
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Study Explains Why Men Are Affected More Than Women by Callertunez: 6:12am On Mar 03, 2020
amiibaby:
Men are the weaker sex wow
only when mounting an immune response against infections o... No try men cheesycheesy
CelebritiesRe: Checkout Smart Anthony Joshua's Look Alike by Callertunez: 7:17am On Feb 22, 2020
Which one be look alike for here naa...

RomanceRe: Many Memes For My Redpill Guys. Get In Here. by Callertunez: 3:08pm On Feb 21, 2020
Martinez39s:
@callertunez grin grin grin grin grin (This is all I can do for you now. I will create a new thread with more memes)
Alright... Mention me in the new one o... Thanks

cheesy
RomanceRe: Many Memes For My Redpill Guys. Get In Here. by Callertunez: 2:57pm On Feb 21, 2020
Martinez39s, jor put more memes...


They are interesting and funny...
CelebritiesRe: See SIMI (adekunle Gold Wife) Gown, Hit Or Miss ??. PHOTOS by Callertunez: 8:50pm On Feb 15, 2020
grin

Which kin tolotolo gown be this nahuh
CelebritiesRe: The Winners Of This Quiz Gets N1000 Airtime..please No Spamming by Callertunez: 8:12pm On Feb 11, 2020
The answer is D
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 2nd February 2020 by Callertunez: 6:49pm On Feb 02, 2020
angry

Why Liverpool and chelsea matter litter this thread like this na... Abi na them dey play ni
SportsRe: Messi Or Ronaldo, Who Is The Real GOAT by Callertunez: 7:56pm On Jan 26, 2020
Can this matter be laid to rest alreadyhuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is A 130k Job Including Tithing Be Considered A Good Job? by Callertunez: 10:24am On Jan 21, 2020
Thank you brother
NosaJBourne:
Try out this online tutoring job...
do I use a laptop or phone? Which do you use?
PropertiesRe: closed by Callertunez(op): 4:22am On Jan 21, 2020
NosaJBourne er hi... I know say you no know me... But I saw your post on that essay thread... Please I need an online side hustle too... If you can put me on anyone, let me know if I would be able to do it... Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Callertunez:
Phew!!!

I sure say my essay dey this thread... .. Congrats to the winners
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Callertunez: 9:45am On Jan 17, 2020
NosaJBourne:
The faces of local men right now....


lol
heart is pumping extra blood cheesy
Forum GamesRe: Riddle - What Can Travel Around The World While Staying In A Corner? – ANSWER by Callertunez: 7:56pm On Jan 15, 2020
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