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Romance › Re: This Is So Sad And Annoyin... by Callertunez: 7:17pm On Oct 31, 2019

Collect from that your female neighbour next door.. At least, she's got two gallons of milk..

Romance › Re: Would You Sleep With Your Husband’s Boss To Secure His Job!? by Callertunez: 1:54pm On Oct 26, 2019

Wicked women wont agree..

But I'll gladly sleep with my wife's madam just to secure her job..

cheesy

Romance › Re: She Wants Her Name To Be Uppercase During An 'informal' Chat! by Callertunez: 11:59am On Oct 26, 2019

Some people are just making a fuss out of the issue... It's never a bad thing Jare...

Celebrities › Re: “I Am In The Delivery Room” - Davido As Chioma Is About To Give Birth by Callertunez: 6:18am On Oct 20, 2019

Slawormir:
One overrated and untalented Moda fuckkker with frog voice using too much voice enhancer

Davido can never be a real niggarrr

buddy, you are gonna have a heart attack.. Take it easy

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Celebrities › Re: Ashley Stephanie: I Don’t Wear Panties To Events (Photos) by Callertunez: 9:23am On Oct 19, 2019

Zentence:
D guy suppose go download brain 4 waptrick

ah ah, you for tell am to go playstore na. Na Java brain full waptrick cheesy

... You no want make him still get sense?

Fashion › Re: Guys, Ever Had An Apprentice Cut Your Hair? Share Your Experiences by Callertunez: 2:08pm On Oct 12, 2019

Back then in school... That was how my back carving looked, let's not talk about my beard..

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Model With Tribal Marks, Adetutu Bares Her Boobs On Social Media by Callertunez: 8:42pm On Oct 01, 2019

Wetin dey worry this girl sef...

Romance › Re: Wife Or Friend: Who Deserves The Front Seat? by Callertunez: 10:35am On Oct 01, 2019

My wife should kuku drive, while I sit at the back with my friend grin

Anyways almost everyone has said this 'whoever sat there first should remain'. But asking anybody down for another to occupy ain't legit.

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Celebrities › Re: Adele Is Dating Skepta, After Divorcing Simon Koneck by Callertunez: 7:53am On Oct 01, 2019

Really

This is how skepta now looks? Goddamn it...

Romance › Re: The True Value Of A Man -MISEDUCATION by Callertunez: 5:12pm On Sep 30, 2019

Sandra8:
If you believe you must behave exactly like a rat in terms of reproduction dear, then let me properly tag you as one. Cause last I checked animals act on instinct and humans have logic to out think that dear

let's not go back and forth with this... You made a point, I made mine. Focus on the point instead of trying to call names.

Romance › Re: The Parable Of The Sower In Relation To Reality by Callertunez: 5:05pm On Sep 30, 2019

You came from a very distinct point .. Good one

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Romance › Re: The True Value Of A Man -MISEDUCATION by Callertunez: 4:59pm On Sep 30, 2019

Sandra8:
Good dear, so you are a male RAT. Thanks for clarifying, love you dear
I'll make sure I post this on my other thread

the last time I checked, you drew analogies from animals, that doesn't make you one...

Romance › Re: The True Value Of A Man -MISEDUCATION by Callertunez: 4:45pm On Sep 30, 2019

A male rat and a female rat were locked in a cage, the male rat had s.ex with the female for a couple of times and got bored.
A new female rat was introduced, there was a new dopamine surge in the brain of the male rat and it started to have s.ex with the new female..

The cycle continued, and a conclusion was drawn that the purpose of the male rat mating new females was for the continuity of life.

Nature wired the male's brain to always mate every new female so as not to leave any female unfertilized.

The purpose of the male is not to die fulfilling the expectations of the female, but to make sure they are fertilized...

We are fertilizers grin

.. We ain't dying anytime soon because of a V shaped flesh..

This is also the reason why men cheat, I'm gonna post it on your other thread... wink

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Romance › Re: What Do You Like Or Hate About Chenzen? by Callertunez: 12:11pm On Sep 29, 2019

Bonatheripper:
Anytime I see your comments... It's like someone's dragging my balls on shattered glass.
It hurts... Get lost... We 8 u

luke Hobbs cool

Romance › Re: I Think Marrying A Girl From Nairaland Is 100% possible by Callertunez: 9:33am On Sep 28, 2019*

Amwitty:
Lol face you have not seen yet

lmao.. face I'll like to see.. I'm callertunez, nice meeting you too.. How about we take this friendship away from the prying eyes of the Federal Republic of NL...

Romance › Re: I'm In Love With A Friend To A Lady I Asked Out Recently by Callertunez: 6:02am On Sep 28, 2019

Adamumd:
Bros there's a way you ll like a lady and then soft drink and food again ll make you love or like her more.
Such a lady know the route to a man's heart, that's just it.

no be lie, but make e no be like say your first crush could be sold for that.. cheesy

Romance › Re: I'm In Love With A Friend To A Lady I Asked Out Recently by Callertunez: 5:54am On Sep 28, 2019

Easu, hope you are selling the right birth right o.. grin

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Anyway, no time. As long as it's not because of soft drink and food... cheesy

Romance › Re: I Think Marrying A Girl From Nairaland Is 100% possible by Callertunez: 11:06pm On Sep 27, 2019

Amwitty:
Its niraland remember we are all faceless lol

nah... That's not true.. It's nairaland that's faceless.. We all got faces...and yours is pretty wink

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Romance › Re: I Think Marrying A Girl From Nairaland Is 100% possible by Callertunez: 10:54pm On Sep 27, 2019

Amwitty:
Lol am not but we can be friends.Hu nice to meet you am .............

arrgghh.. Maybe I'll look for Aladdin's kettle to make a wish but... cheesy

.... Complete the intro na.. Treat the stranger nicely...

Romance › Re: I Think Marrying A Girl From Nairaland Is 100% possible by Callertunez: 10:28pm On Sep 27, 2019

Amwitty:
Hahahahahaha backfire

You dey porthacourt? Let's just Wed, Seun will support us. Don't say no grin

TV/Movies › Re: Omoni Oboli's 'Love Is War' Premiere (Photos) by Callertunez: 4:36pm On Sep 23, 2019

ayatt:
look at how she comfortably sits on RMD,s lap...married woman for that matter?

Na hand of chair be that na....
cheesy

My thoughts at first sight too...

Celebrities › Re: Davido Reveals The Worst Part Of His Album Production (pictures) by Callertunez: 4:41pm On Sep 20, 2019

iLegendd:
Hahaha. I'll gate the reverb with the latest plugin in Pro Tools.

Hahaha

got a studio yet? I'm still setting up mine....

Celebrities › Re: Davido Reveals The Worst Part Of His Album Production (pictures) by Callertunez: 4:29pm On Sep 20, 2019

iLegendd:
Mixing and mastering is the heart of music. Despite how good a song is, if it's poorly mixed and mastered, it won't sound pleasant.

Some mixing engineers and mastering engineers even earn more than musicians.

For a song to be ready, 4 things are involved:

1. The musician
2. The beat maker (called the producer)
3. The mixing engineer (most producers are also mixing engineers)
4. Finally, the mastering engineer (the man who finally decides the last EQ to adjust and how the music will finally sound to listeners)

The mixing and the mastering take time, hours, days, weeks, or even months and it's not an easy job. Though, if you're passionate about it like me, then it's easy.

you an audio engineer?? Put some reverb on your voice cheesy

Romance › Re: I Just Started Going To Church With My Fiancé, It’s Threatening My Relationship. by Callertunez: 11:50pm On Sep 18, 2019

Is it that your fiancé that barb gorimakpa huh

Hope her hair has grown grin

Romance › Re: What Easy Meal Can You Give A Lady On Her First Visit To Your House by Callertunez: 11:45pm On Sep 18, 2019

Simplecity:
Mushroom!!....Kilode

Mushroom sauce grin

Romance › Re: What Easy Meal Can You Give A Lady On Her First Visit To Your House by Callertunez: 11:44pm On Sep 18, 2019

frankkydee:
Mushroom and two eggs its in him. Mad man

Romance › Re: A SECRET No One On Earth Will Tell You — God Exposed It To Me... by Callertunez: 4:08pm On Sep 18, 2019

iLegendd:
Niche and keyword. Keep reading and watching videos on it. One day, it will click and you'll never lack money again in your life. When the money comes, reinvest.

I hope so.. Thank you

Romance › Re: A SECRET No One On Earth Will Tell You — God Exposed It To Me... by Callertunez: 3:59pm On Sep 18, 2019

I have learnt about EKAT... Nice story..

I've written, tried all promotional strategies I've learnt.. I think it's still 0.00...not checked in a while

Romance › Re: Steamy Photos Of Flight Attendants That Would Make You Want To Board An Airplane by Callertunez: 3:52pm On Sep 18, 2019

Blackivy29:
no steamy picture for the females?

steamy enough?? He's even na.ked

cheesy

Romance › Re: What Easy Meal Can You Give A Lady On Her First Visit To Your House by Callertunez: 3:42pm On Sep 18, 2019

Just prepare mushroom and two eggs... You don't even need to spend on this one, it's in you..

grin

OK.. Rice and stew would do... Or rice and pepper soup would be legit also..

Romance › Re: My Experience At The Beach Yesterday by Callertunez: 12:29pm On Sep 17, 2019

Hope you didn't touch your cup of vaseline at home.... grin

What a sight to behold

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