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TemplarLandry:
Funny.
Real men love hairstyles they can yank during...just like JA Rule referenced in “Always On Time” feat. Ashanti.

I dedicate “Show You Off” by WurlD feat. Shizzi & Walshy Fire to the beautiful women outchea. Great jam!

These song dedications no dey tire you? wtf

Saao:
and the deputy will take over

It's a joint ticket. If the tribunal rules that a fake result was submitted, both Sanwolu and his running mate are done. Off they go!

IRuinUrDay:
Good morning, Nlder's. Pls, I need your advice. I created this account just now to hide my identity.

Without wasting time on this, I need your advice as I want to take a blind step because i don't know what else to do.

I graduated since 2018 and since then, I don't have a good job till now. Just surviving that's what I am doing.

Currently, I asked my mom to help me secure loan of 100k while I source for another 100k from friends and relatives and repay in 6 months time. I have planned with my wife to secure a room apartment with at least 60k for 1 year and use the balance to hold ourselves till we get something better doing. This is because I want to relocate to Uyo to hustle with my woman and our only daughter. I can't leave my woman aside and travel to Uyo alone. I want her to join me either in 2 weeks time or 3. She is a stylist and can work as Chef. She is also educated with O'level and I have been taken her through computer lesson's.

Now, I don't have any job assurance in Uyo but I have made some contacts. The 2 person's I contacted said once I relocate, I should let them know to help me get job. Also, I don't mind dropping my certificate just to do any job till I get my dream job. I am also working to get myself a driving license certificate and ID in case, I get a driving job in Uyo.

Pls, I want to know if it's wise to relocate to Uyo without any job at sight?

Also, my current state is one of the worst ever as firms here don't pay there staff good money. Like some pay Accountants here 25k/month to work from Monday to Saturday.

Your ideas will be great. My other areas of relocating is Enugu, Port Harcourt, or Anambra. Pls, help a brother.

Have you considered starting a poultry business? You can start small and expand as time goes on. I am a poultry farmer. I will guide you from start to finish free of charge if this is the path you would like to take. You can make as much as N60,000 or much more from each carton. Feel free to reach me on 0.8.0.6.5.1.7.9.4.2.9 (call/sms/WhatsApp)

The Director of Special Media Operations and New Media of the Bola Tinubu/Kashim Shettima Presidential Campaign Council (PCC) on Saturday dismissed reports that the Aso Rock Villa Chapel will be shut down for four years because the president-elect and the vice-president-elect are Muslims.

POLITICS NIGERIA reports that according to Fani-Kayode, the incoming First Lady, Senator Oluremi Tinubu, is a Pastor, thus the Chapel cannot be closed.

“The assertion that the Aso Rock Chapel will be shut down for four years because @officialABAT and @KashimSM, the President-elect & Vice President-elect respectively, are Muslims is absurd given the fact that the in-coming First Lady is not only a Christian but also a Pastor,” the former Aviation Minister wrote on his verified Twitter handle.

This newspaper reports that the Aso Rock Chapel is the church where Christian families living and working in the citadel of power worship in Abuja. It serves as a socio-religious forum where they worship or celebrate themselves.

https://politicsnigeria.com/tinubus-camp-speaks-on-shutting-down-aso-rock-chapel/

doggedfighter:
But you are female from your moniker.


Is it a lesbian relationship you want or what ?

I wanted to ask the same thing. All these confused kids.

Bontafa:
You will not carry that your drug addicted son for rehabilitation abi ?

From worse to Bad dwarf .

From rotten situation to a bad situation. Hehehe . The man has succeeded in turning Southern Kaduna into a battle field filled with endless bloodletting, sorrow and weeping. If you see and listen to him speak, you'd think he knows what he is doing in KD State, but alas, he is the worst crop of politicians to lead a state. As a Quantity Surveyor with a First Class Degree, you'd think Kaduna State would be an eldorado- that will be in a layman's fantasy. Rural Development under Elrufai is zero. Hunger is dealing with Kaduna people seriously; especially those living in the hinterland. May these crop of politicians never happen to Nigerians again

09018208961

kyber:


You are the one who is dull and won’t succeed

Don't mind all these kids writing trash here. Many of them have no dream at all. Many of them are as broke as a broken record. Many of them still dey chop mama thank you. You have a dream obviously but don't expect to blow over night. Just take it easy. Keep promoting the sound.

The biggest mistake any Nigerian will make in 2023 is to vote APC.

LeoDeKing:
Pandora hoebi: When you multiply the GDP of Indonesia by the population of China and factor out the growth index of USA, then evaluate the growth rate of Egypt, you will arrive at a quadratic output.

Sanusi Lamido: Continue deceiving yourself.

Offpointng:
Peter Obi permutations wasn't smart at all...If Peter obi had intentions of winning, he ought to have call along Osinbajo to LP and allow Osinbajo be the presidential candidate while he become the vice. and when Osinbajo is done with two terms, Obi can then now contest and by then, nobody would have the popularity to contest with him

But he fvcked up and shot himself in the leg

Na better offpointer you be . A na akogheri :

Siberia01:


$140 million
Something they should have invested in Crypto or Forex

If they invest it in crypto, what will you then eat? Ethereum?

Salewa97:
Asiwaju Bola Tinubu is a reformist, a strategist, and a mobilizer. He is the solution to Nigeria problem. Vote Jagaban 2023.

Stop vomiting trash.

Hello, Nairalanders.

In recent times I have considered the option of relocating my family to Enugu State. I have heard some good things about the State. I have actually been there a few times but i didn't stay for more than 2 days on those visits.
I have a wife and a 10 months old baby. What are some of the pitfalls I need to consider before making this switch? What are some of the great experiences I may likely have by making this move?

Bastard1stborn:
Shut up! Na thief you be and anything drug is peculiar and familiar with your region.

Nevertheless, I like you

Shattapp your mouth. Yeye man.

iLegendd:
I have a free thread on how to get started with crypto from beginners' level to pro. Request for it if you want it via this comment section. No DMs allowed — I don't have access to the email associated to this moniker.

Thank you for reading. The end.

Hello, Legend. I have interest in the crypto thread. Kindly send it to my mail gcukamba@yahoo.com

I recently welcomed a son. The bill wey follow this boy is well over N220,000, this is aside baby clothing, diapers, wipes, cot, bathing kit, hanger and so many other stuff, which gulped at least N100,000. The thing shock me.

Wetin man go do nah? For this Buhari times... What needs to be done gat to be done.

In our series of letters from African writers, Nigerian journalist and novelist Adaobi Tricia Nwaubani writes about the disturbing reality behind some of the "unclaimed" bodies sent to the country's medical schools.

Medical student Enya Egbe fled his anatomy class crying after being disturbed by the corpse he was asked to work on.


This was not the squeamish response of a naïve young man.

The 26-year-old still vividly recalls that Thursday afternoon seven years ago at Nigeria's University of Calabar, converging with fellow students around three tables with a cadaver laid out on each.

Minutes later, he screamed and ran.

The body his group had been about to dissect was that of Divine, his friend of more than seven years.

"We used to go clubbing together," he told me. "There were two bullet holes on the right side of his chest."

Oyifo Ana was one of the many students who ran out after Mr Egbe and found him weeping outside.

"Most of the cadavers we used in school had bullets in them. I felt so bad when I realised that some of the people may not be real criminals," Ms Ana said.

She added that early one morning she had seen a police van loaded with bloodied bodies at their medical school, which had a mortuary attached to it.

Mr Egbe sent a message to Divine's family who, it turned out, had been going to different police stations in search of their relative after he and three friends were arrested by security agents on their way back from a night out.

The family eventually managed to reclaim his body.

A protester holds up a scarf with the same colours as the Nigerian national flag during a live concert at the Lekki toll gate in Lagos, on October 15, 2020, during a demonstration to protest against police brutality and scrapping of Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS).
Nigerians last year staged massive protests to condemn police brutality
Mr Egbe's shocking discovery highlighted both the lack of corpses available in Nigeria for medical students and what can happen to victims of police violence.

Between the 16th and 19th Centuries, different laws in the UK granted the bodies of executed criminals to medical schools - a punishment that also advanced the cause of science.

In Nigeria, a current law hands "unclaimed bodies" in government mortuaries to medical schools. The state can also appropriate bodies of executed criminals, though the last execution took place in 2007.

More than 90% of the cadavers used in Nigerian medical schools are "criminals killed by shooting", according to 2011 research in the medical journal Clinical Anatomy.

In reality, this means they were suspects shot dead by security forces. Their estimated ages are between 20 and 40 years, 95% are male, and three out of four are from the lower socio-economic class. There are zero body donations.

"Nothing has changed 10 years later," said Emeka Anyanwu, a professor of anatomy at the University of Nigeria, who co-authored the study.

'Ambulance duty'
Last year, the Nigerian government set up judicial panels of inquiry in different states to investigate allegations of police brutality.

This was in response to the #EndSars protests sparked by the viral video of yet another young man allegedly shot dead by the police's Special Anti-Robbery Squad (Sars) in the southern state of Delta.

Many of those testifying before the panels have spoken of relatives arrested by security agents and never seen again.

The police have in most cases defended themselves by saying that those missing were armed robbers killed in an exchange of gunfire, while police spokesman Frank Mba told me he was not aware of any case where the police had dumped bodies with anatomy labs or mortuaries.

A protester gestures as he holds a placard at a live concert at the Lekki toll gate in Lagos, on October 15, 2020, during a demonstration to protest against police brutality and scrapping of Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS
A protester gestures as he holds a placard at a live concert at the Lekki toll gate in Lagos, on October 15, 2020, during a demonstration to protest against police brutality and scrapping of Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS
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In written testimony presented to the judicial panel in Enugu state, 36-year-old trader Cheta Nnamani said he had assisted security agents to get rid of the bodies of those they had tortured or executed during his four months in the custody of Sars in 2009.

He said that one night, he was asked to load three corpses into a van, a task known in detention parlance as "ambulance duty".

The police then chained him inside and drove to the nearby University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital (UNTH), where Mr Nnamani offloaded the bodies. They were taken away by a mortuary attendant.

Mr Nnamani told me that he was later threatened with the same fate.

In the south-eastern town of Owerri, the privately-owned Aladinma Hospital Mortuary stopped accepting bodies of alleged criminals because the police rarely provided identification or notified relatives of the deceased.

This used to leave the mortuary stuck with the maintenance costs of the unclaimed bodies until every few years the government eventually granted permission for mass burials.

"Sometimes, the police try to strong-arm us into accepting bodies but we insist that they take them to a government hospital," said Ugonna Amamasi, the administrator of the mortuary

"Private mortuaries are not authorised to donate bodies to medical schools but government mortuaries can," he added.

Relatives left in the dark.
A senior lawyer, Fred Onuobia, said relatives were entitled to collect the bodies of lawfully executed criminals.

"If no-one shows up after a certain length of time, the bodies are sent to teaching hospitals," the advocate said.

But the situation is worse with extrajudicial killings, as relatives never get to know about the deaths or are unable to locate the bodies, he said.

It was only by chance after all that the family of Mr Egbe's friend, Divine, was able to give him a proper burial.

Nigeria's association of anatomists is now lobbying for a change in the law that will ensure mortuaries obtain full historical records of bodies donated to schools, and also family consent.

It will also set out ways to encourage people to donate their bodies to medical science.

"There will be a lot of education and a lot of advocacy so people can see that if I donate my body, it will be for the good of the society," said the association's head, Olugbenga Ayannuga.

As for Mr Egbe, he was so traumatised by seeing his friend's body that he abandoned his studies for weeks, imagining Divine standing by the door each time he tried to enter the anatomy room.

He ended up graduating a year after his classmates, and now works in a hospital lab in Delta state.

Divine's family managed to get some of the officers involved in his killing sacked - scant justice but still more than that experienced by many other Nigerians whose loved ones were the victims of police violence and may also have ended up in medical schools around the country.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/nigerian-student-shocked-see-friends-230140850.html

Dexterfire:
Legendary electronic music duo, Daft Punk have finally split after 28 years of working together.

https://www.ign.com/articles/daft-punk-legendary-dj-duo-break-up

cc: laslasticala, airmark

Cheers to these LEGENDS. They made very dope hits together.

Chiminemine:
guy, I have tried but to no avail. Imagine, I didn't even have armpit hair till I was 19. I didn't have pubic hairs until I was 16. Only God knows when I would grow beards. I tried using spirit to grow beards but It didn't work. I am just tired

Truly, you have very low self esteem. You are 5ft8'. You are quite tall. You feel people look down on you because of your babyface. You are forcing yourself to grow beards. My guy, you do not even value yourself. What stopped you from yelling at the Usher that wanted to take your phone? It's your phone for crying out loud. She tries to take it, you yell at her. Why did she single you out? You need to man up. You need to stand tall and exert some energy when you are around people. Anybody tries to put you down, you put the person down first. Na crase dey worry them. You need to respect yourself by growing a pair.

The beards will come when they will come. If your father tries to put you down, you give him a stern warning. He is over stepping his boundary. He should encourage you not talk you down. From today, refuse to take insult from people. You will see how good you will feel. They need to show some respect.

bolaayenimo:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos



https://www.independent.ng/2023-tinubu-wont-restructure-nigeria-if-he-becomes-president-ayo-adebanjo/

“All these things they are doing against the South-West now, what is Tinubu saying about it? He can’t talk. That was why I said he is deceiving Buhari and Buhari is also de­ceiving him”.
Cony man die, cony man bury am.

Drinokrane:
Police in Lagos have arrested a man in Surulere area for harassing a sex worker with a gun, Igbere TV reports.

A statement posted to Twitter by the Rapid Response Squad on Sunday night said the suspect Peter Arinola attempted to force the woman to agree to his terms.

It was gathered, according to the police, that Mr Arinola used to keep the gun for an unnamed suspected armed robber.



https://twitter.com/rrslagos767/status/1361048288485588995?s=19

It further said the commissioner of police Hakeem Odumosu had ordered that the owner of the pistol and suspected armed robber, who is at large, be apprehended and brought to book.

This guy will be in jail for a long time unless he has ABRAHAM as FATHER.

1) Illegal possession of unregistered firearm
2) Possession of loaded firearm.
3) Kidnapping
4) Threat to life
5) Armed Robbery

This guy own don be. Even his God Father will stay very far away from him. He is a walking corpse.

Typical Naija mums. Na their way.

CaPpaDonNa:


http://saharareporters.com/2021/02/14/breaking-fulani-herdsmen-kill-three-farmers-ondo

Which kind wahala be this biko nu? Which kind wahala tribe be this? The FG is made up of highly questionable characters. This is just crazy.

Gang90:

I'm not looking to confront her, I can wash the sheet, but it disgusts me to wash an after sex sheet of a woman that naturally looks disgusting to me, for this I will leave the house soon, but note maybe it feels this way cause I had not really had sex, the fact is that I can't touch that bed sheet, the closest I had come with a woman is kiss here and more mild romance but this us in a whole new level for me to handle, I know what sex looks like when I see one, my mind could be playing an exaggeration scene in my head but it still disgusting, if I can go through this kind of horrible moments it should be at least for my own women not for a woman that has no atom of respect for my person, the issue is not about washing a bedsheet, sometimes ago when I abd my sister used to visit the orphanage I wash the kids clothes including their bedsheet but washing this particular one it totally dirty to me,

You are taking this issue way too seriously. Do you have a well thought out plan when you leave your brother's house? What would be your reason for leaving his house if you are asked? If you had a fight with his wife, that will be a different case. Just wash the sheet. Lock your room henceforth when going out. This can't be more difficult than it already is. It disgusts you, fine. A lot of things disgust us. Just man up and get it done.

merieam16:
Just tell ur brother you cant wash it, that he should tell his wife to do it cos she disgusts u

Wrong move.

There are a number of options available to you. First, keep calm. You still live with your brother. Wash the sheet. Do not confront his wife. She will make life miserable for you under your brother's roof.
Secondly, at 26, maybe you should consider getting your own apartment. Maybe a room selfcon will be cool. If they could have sex in your room and not clean up, it may be a subtle sign to get your own room.
Thirdly, do not discuss this issue with your brother. Next time when going out, lock your room.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Real niggeeeeeeeeeeee...he is a real niggarr
Real niggarrrrs swim shaperly and move on

We don't give a fuckkkkk if the swimming pool have never been used
We don't give a fuckkk who have been swimming before we started swimming
We don't give a fuckkkkk who will swim after we are done swimming our own
And we don't give a fuckkkkk who is even swimming with us as we are swimming
We just swim our own sharpely and move on to the next babe

Mechie onu gi! You too dey yarn dust