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My GOD Mills and boons!!! r u 4 real
U know on a scale of 1-10 for foolishness I was ratin u 7, but after that post i'ld say i need to add a 10 to that 7 i gave u earlier. 
Look who even made ur list Enid Blyton, (Tell me, how old r u b4 i give u the length of my tongue, don't want people thinking i'm a bully) Enid is cool if u're 10yrs old

Lol, sometimes i wonder if Googlein' would kill some people

I'm not surprised u don't know her. Toyin adewale is a Nigerian Poet (General education where art thou  )
her works: Aromaforscherin, Flackernde Kerzen, 25 New Nigerian Poets, Aci Cikolata, Gunizi Yayincilik, Nigerian Women Short Stories. hopefully u can use your eyes and it would relay a message to your brain tellin u that ther works have also been translated in German.
need I mention Buchi Emecheta, Dr. Bene Madunuagu, Flora Nwapa. Should i keep them Coming??
That u don't know them doesn't mean they r inexistent.

U complain of the women takin all the jobs. With the ignorance u display it's not hard to blive guys like u find it hard to get or keep a job.

No Nigeria woman have ever written a book, No Nigeria woman have runs a succesful business, No Nigeria woman is know outside Nigeria, No Nigeria the list goes on and on.[color=#000099]

I'm sure the name Toyin Adewale doesn't ring a bell.
Get your facts right b4 u disgrace urself on the WWW

he's most def. a miser.
no economist would know the price of milk that got spilled
and if they did,they wouldn't voice it out errtime someone spilled milk
or didn't scrape of all the meat from the bone

and not just americans peps 4rm other continents seem to classify the whole of africa as a country
i was asked 1ce by a german if we live on trees?
My ans:yeah,even the german embassy's on the trees and her ambassador does d tarzan with us

didn't have time to read thru all d posts
yorubas and tribal marks YEAH RITE like other tribes don't have em
i have igbo,hausa etc friends that have marks on their faces too
so don't go on about yorubas cuz they's not d only ones doin it

samsilo's right.ain't nuthing rong wif it

sneakers pls
can't even balance on heels.
even told me sis i'll be on sneakers on my wedding day(well maybe with time it'll change)

no hating oh!
Nigeria's next top Model??
who was the previous 1?

avril / Girlfriend

karlsruhe




X

yahoo yahoo,
and the guy boldy put his pic there too.
EFCC guys una dey here?

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class
that in Spanish, unlike English,
nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split
the class into two groups, male and female,
and asked them to decide for themselves whether
"computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its
recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should
definitely be of the feminine gender ("la
computadora", because:

1. No one but their creator understands their
internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate
with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone
else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long
term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you
find yourself spending half your paycheck on
accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers
should be Masculine ("el computador", because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have
to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think
for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems,
but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize
that if you had waited a little longer, you could
have gotten a better model.


The women won.

digimon
pokemon
shaman king
samurai x
samurai showdown
shaolin showdown
yugi oh
avatar
X-men evolution
justice leauge
inuyasha
naruto
death note
simpsons
winks
sopngebob squarepants
one piece
galactic football
flame of recca
and a whole lot more

does it seem like i have a problem?

yeah it's a pretty cool anime.
but i gotta ask is light evil??

just reading this reminds me of my days in boarding house
mehn some days were just horror the moment u wake up the curse begins.to make it worse skool was in a forest
skool had just resumed and i still wasn't used to waking up at 5am.when the morning bell rang in decided to curl up under my blankie.
fastforward:an hour later 1 ekwensu of a housemistress walks in and flogs me off my bed still a little disoriented i was tryin to hurry bathe and get dressed when she came again chased moi and some other girls half naked out of the hostel

just to let u know it's called touch not torch

maybe they've been reading our posts here on NL
and thot they'd better do summin about their wacky movies

she went like a normal excited fan.she was just so happy to see him and maybe couldn't control her enthusiasm
but shouldn't that have made him happy?
he's being recognized,would have thot that was summin good,

and snazz,i agree with kell,he's a hottie
@kell,we now know he doesn't only look like a jerk,he is a jerk

comon' thief
she couldn't have known he'ld be that mean.she only knew him 4rm his films
and if not 4 his fans he won't be where he is now

my friend from uganda 1ce told me she met Jim Iyke.she had always liked him and other nigerian actors,but as she wanted to get an autograph and take a foto he pushed her away and said she just doesn't come up on people like that and he did that in the presence of people u can imagine the embarassment.i mean it's not like he's better than his counter parts. rite now she and i r just hating the nigerian actors

to a junkie,it's all about drugs
to a drunk,it's all about the booze
to a klept it's all about stealing.
but 2 mii it's all about U

hey i also joined 2005,did more reading than posting though.got addicted to nairaland after reading advin's post on most annoying nigerian movie star or summin like that.nyway u guys help on some boring days when i read posts and can't just stop laughing
y'all rocked

candylips:
has any one noticed that they all claim to be models or actresses as well

and their faces r yet to be seen in a TV commercial talk less of a movie.

@ seun
what money r people to save from?the 1 u thothfully gave them
just because u're probably opportuned to have a bit of cash don't mean everyother person's like u.
and again not everyone has the mind to run a business.
i'm in this forum and i don't think u're smarter than duttybarb.

have no worries @all

Dear Lord,
give me Wisdom to understand my man,
Love to 4give him and Patience 4 his moods
cuz Lord if i ask 4 strength i'll beat him to death
AMEN.