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Cheesy 'was really smiling like a kid that just got a kiss from the finest babe on the block. Wink

Smiley i loved the grammar you guyz were yarning about the codes; knew & still know nothing Grin about the codes y'all typed and compiled (tis like trying to read arabic Tongue ); but loved the fact that there are fellaz - NL fellaz for that matter - who can do stuff like this. meeeeeeeeeehn! i'm over-impressed. the future indeed is bright! Naija may be rough & chaotic & frustrating right now, but daaaaaaaamn i see 'light beams' @ the end of the tunnel!

great job fellaz! OP, i hail! sharp sharp i don go find bedspace for this hostel. need to hang around this common room alot more.

singing: " . . . the storm is over . . ."

I like your spirit, you'll be a good learner

Needed urgently, a very good "Server Administrator" with good experience in server management [strange] scripts handling.

Must be very good with PHP, css, SQL, .NET

Will work on a part time first before graduating to full time.

Last time I advertised, sycophants turned up. Pls no sycophant are welcomed this time!

Contact: admin@palness.com

For Palness Media

If you want me to expalin to you how MTN came about their tarriffs , I am sorry , I can't. My point is in a competitive market no body should complain about rip off when the so called cheaper and better alternative is starring you in the eyes. Unless there is something they are(mtn) doing right that we all just dont want to addmit.

Mr rmtn, pls we're being gentle men here, don't force us to call you names that you may not like. If you're a PR, I'm sorry to say you're ill-trained, too unprofessional to be a PR of any sort.

What do you call complaining of ripoff? We arn't in MTN office demonstrating, we're simple educating each other about your company's deliquent practice on our own platform so why come here to insult us? You mean we shouldn't complain to one and other? We should swallow it just the way you gave it to us?

With MTN, nothing good is possible - The only thing possible is free access to our wallet.

1. cheap call rate = impossible

2. quality service = impossible

3. customer oriented service = impossible

4. per sec billing = impossible

5. Free SMS = imposssible

Access to customer's wallet at will through brainwashing publicity = VERY POSSIBLE.

They know when monthly internet subscription ends but don't know when the service is not delivered.

We'll be better off if MTN closed down! pls leave here and never come back.

If you want me to expalin to you how MTN came about their tarriffs , I am sorry , I can't. My point is in a competitive market no body should complain about rip off when the so called cheaper and better alternative is starring you in the eyes. Unless there is something they are(mtn) doing right that we all just dont want to addmit.

Mr rmtn, pls we're being gentle men here, dont force to call you names that you may not like. If you're a PR, I'm sorry to say you're ill-trained, too unprofessional to be a PR of any sort.

What do you call complaining of ripoff? We arn't in MTN office demonstrating, we're simple educating each other about your company's deliquent practice on our own platform so why come here to insult us? You mean we shouldn't complain to one and other? We should swallow it just the way you gave it to us?

With MTN, nothing good is possible - The only thing possible is free access to our wallet.

1. cheap call rate = impossible

2. quality service = impossible

3. customer oriented service = impossible

4. per sec billing = impossible

5. Free SMS = imposssible

Access to customer's wallet at will through brainwashing publicity = VERY POSSIBLE.

You know when monthly internet subscription ends but don't know when the service is not delivered.

We'll be better off if MTN closed down! pls leave here and never come back.

Sadly, I still recharge their moderm but am getting ready to throw that one away too.

If we can unite against MTN and other shylock companies in our fatherland, they'll wake up.

What we lack (unity) is their advantage.

MTN and our POLITICIANS are in direct competition who will defraud us most.

Do you know that the Billions of dollars they wested in South aFrican 2010 is
Nigerian money?

That's what they do, they'll defraud us and go to other countries to weste it.

MTN make over N200,000,000 weekly from "who wants to be a millionaire fraud"
and give out partly sum to the participants.

I've stopped recharging my mtn over a year ago.

Well, I've seen marriages wrecked by online chat system relationship.

There is this happily married couple living fine until the wife started using
online chat systems to make new friends. At the beginning, everything
seems normal and ok until she meet one guy.

Chatting became intensed  and eventualy, the lady travel from US to
Germany and "Did it with the guy". From then, she got stucked with the
guy and the marriage failed apart afterwards.

That's a marriage that was peaceful and happy until bb chat came in.

As a man, you have a God's given responsibility to protect your family
from perceived danger, if you ignore that responsibility you'll have God to answer.

I'm not advicing you to grab the bb and smash it, but take appropriate step
to minimize her use of it.

From your complain, it's obvious she is degenerating into a state of addiction with bb which is bad in itself.

The best thing about this article! See how we dey lynch armed robbers dey burn their body when we could be earning forex selling their organs, Grin Grin

I have 24 kidneys for sale, interested buyer should contact me. 1m each that is a total of N24M for me

If you need goat kidney that one dey too

Hahahahha lmao roflmao lwkmd. Hmm propose, her ring in his finger, accepted him, walking her to the bus stop, sick for 2weeks. Lol next poster please wake me up

  U HARSH OO! But seriously, everything just sound childish. pROPOSE, rING , for sec sch boy?

Whether the constitution make provision to ban or not, some things are clear.

1.That this man run a complete failed government - You can see the evidience by just driving
past Ibafo, Imowe, Shagamu, Sango Otta and Ijebu Ode.

2. That this man embessiled the state fund beyound measure.

3. That this man contravened the rule of law in dealing with the state assembly.

4. That this man ran away like a deliquent housewife immediately after his tenure.

I lost N10,000,000 to hotel bills, yes I mean Ten Million Naira at a go in 2008. 

Now the jealous ladies could have some sigh of relieve

I've had two or three female programmers contribute one or two things to palness.com and i can assure you they're great.

As long as you'll find joy coding, why not? There's really no difference between male and female programmers.

Which kind of 'daddy' buys a private jet when his children cannot afford 3 square meals ?

Which kind of 'daddy' takes tithes and offering from his kids to open a university the same kids cannot afford to go ?

Which kind of 'daddy' tells his children living in Ghana/Nigeria to donate money in dollars ?

Seriously, it baffles me how these guys monetize Billions of Naira from their so-called followers annually
and go about boasting with private jets and expesively designed mansions and yet no question from thier members?

The other day, one pastor was boasting how financially successful he has become My question is: What product
did he manufactured and sold become financially succesful?

It has become a competitionh among Pastors these days to buy one of the most expensive worldly thing (Private Jet)
and still go about preaching against worldlyness.

nETX is wENGER

5 managers in 4 years? only real madrid can match that record

This is very simple. Do a court wedding now. Then you can do your big wedding after you have your kid.

How can you marry twice?

I'm sorry to say that some of you guys are ill advicers, you're not advicing based on your experience.

Do you know that it takes maturity in men to still love a woman after she gives birth?

What is it in flambouyant wedding that you'll want to do it at all cost?

Do you know that child feel bether growing in the womb knowing it has parents?

If you fail to get married now, chances are 90% you may not get married with him again (forget about those gigantic party)

Whatever he promise you now will change after you give birth.

Carlo Ancelotti is no longer Chelsea manager, the club have announced, after the final day of the Premier League saw them lose 1-0 to Everton.

A statement on the club's website revealed they had parted company with the Italian, who led Chelsea to a Premier League and FA Cup double last season.

His position had been the subject of much speculation after Chelsea's poor form at the turn of the year, which culminated in their exit from the FA Cup and Champions League. Despite getting back into title contention in the league, and the January signings of Fernando Torres and David Luiz, a 2-0 defeat at Manchester United condemned them to second place.

The statement read: "Chelsea Football Club can confirm that Carlo Ancelotti parted company with the club today [May 22].

"The owner and board would like to thank Carlo for his contribution and achievements since taking over as manager in July 2009, which included winning the Double for the first time in the club's history.

"However, this season's performances have fallen short of expectations and the club feels the time is right to make this change ahead of next season's preparations. Carlo will always be welcome at Stamford Bridge, where he will be given the reception and respect his position in our history deserves.

"Chelsea's long-term football objectives and ambitions remain unchanged and we will now be concentrating all our efforts on identifying a new manager. There will be no further comment until that appointment is made."

http://www.palness.com/forum/english-premiere-league-47/ancelotti-has-been-sacked-no-longer-the-chelsea-manager/

Big fools like how? I mean, who is big fool

When Josh Ferrin closed on his family's first home, he never thought he'd make the discovery of a lifetime — then give it back.

Ferrin picked up the keys earlier this week and decided to check out the house in the Salt Lake City suburb of Bountiful. He was excited to finally have a place his family could call their own.

As he walked into the garage, a piece of cloth that clung to an attic door caught his eye. He opened the hatch and climbed up the ladder, then pulled out a metal box that looked like a World War II ammunition case.

"I freaked out, locked it my car, and called my wife to tell her she wouldn't believe what I had found," said Ferrin, who works as an artist for the Deseret News in Salt Lake City.

Then he found seven more boxes, all stuffed full with tightly wound rolls of cash bundled together with twine — more than $40,000.

Ferrin quickly took the boxes to his parent's house to count. Along with his wife and children, they spread out thousands of bills on a table, separating the bundles one by one.

They stopped counting at $40,000, but estimated there was at least $5,000 more on the table.

Ferrin thought about how such a large sum of money could go a long way, pay bills, buy things he never thought he could afford.

"I'm not perfect, and I wish I could say there was never any doubt in my mind. We knew we had to give it back, but it doesn't mean I didn't think about our car in need of repairs, how we would love to adopt a child and aren't able to do that right now, or fix up our outdated house that we just bought," Ferrin said. "But the money wasn't ours to keep and I don't believe you get a chance very often to do something radically honest, to do something ridiculously awesome for someone else and that is a lesson I hope to teach to my children."

He thought about the home's previous owner, Arnold Bangerter, who died in November and left the house to his children.

"I could imagine him in his workshop. From time to time, he would carefully bundle up $100 with twine, climb up into his attic and put it into a box to save. And he didn't do that for me," Ferrin said of the man who had worked as a biologist for the Utah Department of Fish and Game.

Bangerter purchased the home in 1966 and lived there with his wife, who died in 2005.

After most of the money was counted, Ferrin called one of Bangerter's sons with the news.

Kay Bangerter said he knew his father hid away money because he once found a bundle of cash taped beneath a drawer in their home, but he never considered his dad had stuffed away so much over the years.

"He grew up in hard times and people that survived that era didn't have anything when they came out of it unless they saved it themselves," Kay Bangerter, the oldest of the six children, told the Deseret News. "He was a saver, not a spender."

Bangerter called the money's return "a story that will outlast our generation and probably yours as well."

"I'm a father, and I worry about the future for my kids," Ferrin said. "I can see him putting that money away for a rainy day and it would have been wrong of me to deny him that thing he worked on for years. I felt like I got to write a chapter in his life, a chapter he wasn't able to finish and see it through to its conclusion."

http://www.palness.com/forum/inspiration-motivations-67/a-man-finds-45-000-in-new-home-8212-then-returns-it/

In countries like the USA and UK, people celebrate stars, Here they're rubbed at gunpoint everyday.

In other places, Fans besiege stars for "autograph" here they're besieged for money.

I remember group of boys beating themselves to stupor over N50,000 that Michel Obi gave them
after being besieged, just to pass not that he wants to.

I heard that Barbara Lee who runs the show at BET, is now divorced and likes "young men",
Maybe SHE want to hook up with 2face or d'banj!!!

Behind every great FORTUNE dere is a great CRIME.

@M M M, how many crime did Bill Gate commit to become world richest?

Pls remove that sig of yours before it "brain satire" you into crime

Had it been he found the suger mummy for you, would you have come here to complain or to tell us?

You would've been somewhere licking and rolling with a woman old enough to be your mother or grandmother.
fucking another man's wife, man old enough to be your father or grant father? Tomorrow you'll expect progress
in your life?

Both you and Wale are fraudstars - No difference!

Let's have your opinion, share whatever you think or know about the possible security issue

There are too many questions begging for answers as far as the ongoing GSM SIM registration is concerned

Why are we being forced to give such comprehensive personal data to private companies without any assurance based privacy policy? I was not given any privacy policy to read, let alone option to agree or disagree! What if those companies got bankrupt tomorrow or get sold, how are our data going to be handled by the new owners? How are those personal data going to be stored, managed and used? I think we deserve to know.

Why didn't NCC handle the SIM card registration exclusively without the telecomm companies getting involved? At Least we know that NCC is a government agency who has legitimate right to our personal data and they will never change ownership.

You may ready my full opinion by following the link below:

http://www.palness.com/forum/politics-current-affair-68/sim-card-registration-the-security-threat/

First thing first, Get married first, then we can talk about settlement

Seriously, you need your family by your side at all time, except you don't want to be a
responsible hussy.

I don't really think this is certainly not real picture of Genny at 15 or 16.

There may be something wrong somewhere!