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10. When we send you discount and promo codes and you are like Yasssss Lord! Because you know its the second best thing after credit alerts.

9. When your complimentary breakfast comes just as promised and you realize Jumia Travel is Bae because we really did get you breakfast in bed after all.

8. When you call Jumia Travel customer care and they are so nice and efficient it makes you want to cry.

7. When you get to the hotel reception and they know you booked through Jumia Travel, and because they are our guys, and you are our guy, so that makes both of you guyses, so they treat you really extra special.

6. At Jumia Travel, we are like your wing man, so we recommend nothing but the very best hotels for you on your business trips, staycations, baecations or whatever holidays you are having. This is really what it is like when we give you a through pass, you connect, and score an absolutely worldie.
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5. When you compare prices on other sites and realize we really do have the cheapest rates. Wowzer.

4. When you call in room service at 3 am and they come through and don’t tell you to wait until they go to market when it is morning.
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3. When you go on our portal and find that we have hotels in your grandmothers cousins uncles wife’s sisters village, so we got you covered on that traditional wedding you want to attend. We’ve made traveling and lodging in Nigeria our business, every inch is covered on the palm of our hands.

2. When you open the door to your hotel room and every where is sparkling clean and smells incredibly nice you begin to wonder if you can live here forever.

1. When we say there’s a 20% discount on rooms and there’s really a 20% discount on rooms. No wayo, No falafolo, no hidden charges. Because we are Children of God and we don’t tell lies. Adjusts Halo.

donnybee:
Whoever wants to be added to the Lagos state university(LASU)group should holla me and drop his/her number. Thanks

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Vinshu:
She doesn't look beautiful. Why the stress of the flight? Even her stomach is obese.

So people who aren't beautiful and are obese can't get married? Aunty where is ya own ring?

She's a lesbian.


Find out what's wrong with her. Talk. Communicate. Women have deep emotional needs that are beyond sex.



Buy her a car.


Be romantic. Woo her like its the first time. Watch those legs part quickly.

Its like you people don't read your Bible or you think Isaiah 4:1 was playing when it said 7 women will run after one man. They shouldn't fight, they should just agree amicably on how to share him.

If it doesn't hinge on the Salvation of ones soul, i don't bother with issues like this. When we get to heaven, we'll ask God, but whether or not there was more than one man at creation i don't even think its pertinent to one's spiritual journey

Lol. I remember when i was an ABU aspirant too, time changes everything, God go do am for una oh. Who applied for Political Science here? lemme give you small orientation before you get in

Havin a list of pple U̶̲̥̅̊ have shagged might be a form of fetish, but its the number that ΐƨ startling

@slimyem ΐƨ this offer still open

I used to be a heavy critic of our movie and music industries, and then I came to realize that they(the industries) are a reflection of our society and ourselves. so while yall be pointing the finger, at least 3 points back at you!

I'm writing a Thirty year plan on what the state needs to do to overhaul the police force. its cumbersome work, but one day it will see the light of the day

Aiight. Thanks. BABE. More pls @ others