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Olu didn't actually sing the song though its on his album. Puffy T was the person who sang it. All Olu did was say 'everybody, enough effizzy.Take am easy. Its all about the benjamins baby.' i knew that guy never had talent.

Underlisted celebrities are all fans of Chelsea FC

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Movies

Lord Attenborough - Film Director (Life President of the Club)
Sir Jeremy Isaacs - Actor/Producerr
Renee Zellwegger - Actress (Bridget Jones)
Sienna Miller - Actress
Gabriel Byrne - Actor (Usual Suspects)
Joseph Fiennes - Actor (Shakespeare in Love)
Michael Caine - Actor (The Italian Job)
Raquel Welch - Actress (at least she did in the 70's!)
Tara Reid - Actress (American Pie)
Minnie Driver - Actress (American Pie)
Guy Ritchie - Director (& Madonna's husband)
Bruce Dern - "Actor (Silent Running, Mulholland Falls)"
Lance Percival - Actor (Carry On films)
Bill Nighy - Actor (Love Actually)
Phil Daniels - Actor (Quadrophenia)
Graham King - Movie Producer (Traffic)
Tom Pollock - Film Director/Producer (Killing Me Softly)
Jason Fleming - Actor (Snatch)
Jonny Lee Miller - Actor (Trainspotting)
Simon Pegg - Actor (Shaun of the Dead)
Art Malik - Actor (Shaun of the Dead)
Owen Wilson - Actor (Starsky & Hutch)
Naveen Andrews - Actor (Lost)
Will Ferrell - Actor




Television & Radio

Johhny Vaughan - Radio/TV presenter
Tim Lovejoy - Soccer AM presenter
David Baddiel - Comedian/Writer (Fantasy Football)
Michael Crawford - Actor (Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em)
Dennis Waterman - Actor (Minder)
Bill Oddie - Comedian/Twitcher
Rodney Bewes - Actor (Likely Lads)
Andrea Catherwood - ITN newsreader
Trevor Eve - Actor (Waking the Dead)
Chris Barrie - Actor/Comedian (Red Dwarf)
Michael Greco - Actor (Eastenders)
Charlie Brooks - Actress (Janine in Eastenders)
Michael Higgs - Actor (Andy Hunter in Eastenders)
Alison Parteger - Actress (Sarah in Eastenders)
Derek Fowlds - Actor (Heartbeat)
Clive Mantle - Actor (Casualty)
Dorian Healy - "Actor (Soldier, Soldier)"
Gary Love - "Actor (Soldier, Soldier)"
Dervla Kirwan - Actress (Ballykissangel)
Huw Higginson - Actor (The Bill)
Georgia Zaris - Actress ('Claudia' in Dream Team)
Richard O'Sullivan - Actor (Man About the House)
Jonny Gould - Game Show Host
David Redfearn - Magician
Russell Grant - Astrologer
Isla Fisher - Actress
Sean Locke - Comedian
Iain Lee - Comedian/Radio DJ
Clive Bull - Radio DJ





Music

Damon Albarn - Lead Singer with Blur
Bryan Adams - Musician
Suggs - Lead Singer with Madness
Woody - Drummer with Madness
Madonna (her husband is) - Singer
Paul Cook - Sex Pistols
Steve Jones - Sex Pistols
Morten Harket - A-Ha
Jimmy Page - Led Zepplin
John Taylor - Duran Duran
Alan McGee - Head of Creation Records (Oasis)
Andy Fletcher - Depeche Mode
Dave Gahan - Depeche Mode
Justin Chancellor - Tool
Lloyd Cole - Musician
Billy Idol - Musician
Nik Kershaw - 80's Pop star
Busta Rhymes - US Rap star
Gary Numan - 80's Popstar
Geri Halliwell - Singer
Danni Minogue - Singer
Martine McCutcheon - Singer/Actress (lived at Stamford Bridge for a bit)
Andy Cairns - Lead Singer with Therapy
Ed Ball - Musician
Ben Watt - Everything but the Girl
Tracey Thorn - Everything but the Girl
Charlie Harper - UK Subs
Alex Paterson - ORB
Paul Hardcastle - '19' Recording Artist
John O'Neill - Undertones
Neneh Cherry - Singer
Paul Oakenfold - DJ/Producer
Trevor Nelson - "DJ, Radio 1"
Jeff Young - DJ
Graham Dene - DJ
Paul Anderson - "DJ, XFM"
Tim Simenon - "DJ, Producer , Depeche Mode"
Gary Crowley - DJ
Iain Baker - "DJ, XFM, ex Jesus Jones"
Seb Fontaine - "DJ, Radio 1"
Ian Collins - Talksport radio presenter
Mark Fuller - Nightclub owner
Rifat Jawaid - Broadcaster/Presenter - BBC World Service



Sport

Steven Redgrave - Olympic Rower
Jimmy White - Snooker
Tony Drago - Snooker
Sir Clive Woodward - Rugby (England)
Laurence Dallagio - Rugby (England)
Brian Moore - Rugby (England)
Ian Williams - Rugby (NZ)
Michael Dods - Rugby (Scotland)
Shane Warne - Cricket
Alec Stewart - Cricket
Graham Thorpe - Cricket
Chris Cairns - Cricket
Chris Cowdrey - Cricket
David Smith - Cricket
Johnny Herbert - Motor Racing
Daley Thompson - Decathlete
Eric Bristow - Darts
Joe Calzaghe - Boxing
Boris Becker - Tennis
Pat Cash - Tennis
Peter Fleming - Tennis
Dick Francis - Horse Racing (Jockey & Writer)
William Jarvis - Horse Racing (Trainer)
Oliver Sherwood - Horse Racing (Trainer)
Charles Gordon-Watson - Horse Racing (Bloodstock Agent)
Paul McGrath - Football
Paul Merson - Football
Mark Wright - Football
Peter Crouch - Football
Gary Stevens - Football
Sean Davis - Football
Kenny Sansom - Football

(the list of footballers exludes all ex-Chelsea players who we'd hope are all fans now anyway!) -




Writers/Journalists

Roddy Doyle - Playwright
Andy Hamilton - Comedy Writer
Jeremy Vine - BBC Political correspondant
Giles Smith - Sports Writer (Telegraph)
Nigel Clarke - Football Writer (Mirror)
John Motson - Commentator (can't admit it)
Martin Tyler - Commentator (a soft spot at least)
Alan Green - Radio Commentator (as a kid at least)
Ivor Baddiel - Writer/Broadcaster
John Moynihan - Journalist/Author
Shelly Webb - TV Presenter and wife of Neil
Albert Sewell - Match of the Day stats man
Christina Jones - Novelist
Adam Porter - Journalist - Loaded magazine
Mark Winstanley - Horse Racing Journalist
Colin Mackenzie - Horse Racing Journalist
John Sexton - Horse Racing Journalist
Albert Jack - Newspaper Columnist
Robb Wotton - Sky Sports News Presenter




Politics

Lord Sebastian Coe - Ex-MP/Athlete/London Olympic chief
John Major - Former Prime Minister
David Mellor - Ex-MP
Peter Hain - MP
Peter Bottomley - MP
Ed Vaizey - MP
Bill Clinton - Ex-President of the USA (watched Chelsea while at Oxford in the 60's)




Miscellaneous

Vidal Sassoon - Hairdresser
Gordon Ramsey - Chef
Aldo Zilli - Chef




Supporting from up above

Sir Laurence Olivier - Actor
Sir John Mills - Actor
Tony Banks - Former MP
Sir George Robey - Music Hall Star
Joe Strummer - The Clash
Ted Rodgers - 321 Man
Sidney Taffler - Actor

I've heard about the Haggai Institute, a racing team in Lagos, would have joined them but their conditions weren't favourable.

Rihanna or Slim Shady himself

Rihanna

Rihanna

Funmi Iyanda is a true blue, so also is Charles Anazodo, Raphael Nadal is a real madrid fan.

Hmm,

What are you talking about? Whose album?

Fact is he actually did

This is the real story of Udeme's greatness,



Udeme wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas
> Party. Udeme is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
> alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As
> bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
>
> Udeme had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is
> a couple of paracetamol next to a glass of water on the side table.
>
> And, next to them, a single red rose!! Udeme sits up and sees his clothing
> in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees
> that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
>
> He takes the paracetamol, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back
> at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner
> of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from
> his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to get
> provisions to make you your favourite dinner tonight.
>
> I love you, darling!
> Love, Ngozi"
> He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
> steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also
> at the table, eating. Udeme asks, "Son, What happened last night?"
>
> "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over
> the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got
> that black eye when you ran into the door."
>
> Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and
> so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
>
> His son replies, "Oh THAT, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
> tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Dis Guy, wetin you dey talk sef? recognise skills when you see one and respect people who are way ahead of you. who the hell is your friend, whats his name and his fathers name and where does he come from. ten steps away from you and he becomes a nobody and you tell me jimmy is hyped. what do you know? shio

thoughts on the mixtape

-someone tell JAJ, he shouldnt use the word he is defining in the sentence of defination. I dont like the intro, something better could have been done.

-what can be said about the massive hit, stylee, it all speaks for itself. but i dont know why Elajoe had to say something not related to the theme of the song. was tight tho

-Proceed is one of my favourite tracks, tyhat guy Scolly impressed me with his skills and flow. Cmion was great on it too, that guy can sing oh!

-Too much. the girls rocked. the song was originally titled Major League Chicks. dont know why they changed it, but i think Kemistry dragged the song a bit. she has to improve on her skills.

-I like the eldee ikechukwu song, puff puff, but not the message. good music, bad mesage.

-I think MI should have done a more concious song than, Baby Girl, but all the same it was good.

-Nato C was wow! on Dance with me. the guy has got skills

-Mode was his usuall self. abi what more can we expect from him.

all the other songs were good. but i was impressed most with the ones i mentioned. I'm definately going to be on the volume tow. no doubt. dont say i didnt say so.

what do you mean Mode9 is greedy because he had a song to himself. didnt Nato C have a song to himself as well.

Yes oh. The ad has been very successful. I just finished watching it and it surprised me how i knew all the words. I like the heineken ad too. Smart guy. We just dont know his name.

Alonso seemed the likely successor of Shummy, but with this rookie hamilton leading the standings in his first season, pundits might have to rethink that. plus Alonso is set to quit McClaren this season.

yea good thing he could make the hit at home. Aaron sent a congratulatory message that had been pre-recorded before the game. the expectations were really high. and well, he didnt disappiont. My fav. baseball player still remains Babe Ruth.

coolkaboom:
we go beat them tire.common guys, the season never start and we r already sounding like loosers.stats suggest d winners of d charity shield no de win league.maybe that's y mourinho in his infinite wisdom instructed our boys to pass d ball to van der sar at penalties.at least, we held our own against manure (i love this) with only a second string team.let's focus on d positives from that match,

malouda will lill through-out the season
ben haim is solid as a rock
SWP will turbo down d flanks (crossin na prayer)
Mikel will be a tower in d middle
chec no go gree concede goal
pizaro will bang in 20 goals
sheva and ballack will rediscover their form
Essien will kill somebody
we do a treble: champs league,premier league and FA CUPS.

AMEN SOMEBODY

amen coolkaboom!

Its about time I stepped into this thread and represent

You guys keep it up with the interesting posts. I wouldnt say much, just read.

why are you guys saying the is ugly. do you puke at her sight? if yes then go on say she's ugly.

@big spif.

Xerxes isnt gay. He was actually the husband of Esther in the bible.

Why don't we deserve it. Blame it on those yahoo boys. Crazy a** mother f**kers

What about october 1st. We could have a nairaland independence day bash.

Hey GreekSun I saw Timaya's album yesterday. Are you still interested in getting his music. Could get it and upload somewhere where you can download from. lEt me know if you still want it

yvy1:
Pre degree ke^/? Why do you want to do that? there is no guarantee you'll get admission in to the school or get the course of your choice. If boredom is catching you at home go and learn a useful skill that will help you earn money to help sustain yourself when you finally get a proper admission for the course you truly desire. Or if money dey, go write A'Levels and apply through direct entry or carry am go abroad (Ghana included) to get easy and better admission. Don't go and accept anyhow courses because you want to answer graduate otherwise you'll find out that you just went to school for nothing and become part of the millions of unemployable nigerian graduates.

well i was only finding out the information for someone, so whatever be the case against pre degree courses I'm quite indifferent towards it.

my bad. black mamba you are right, i must have gotten my earlier information wrong.

We cant have a nuclear power plant in nigeria and here is why, we dont have the money and we have no idea what we are going to do with the waste. Nuke plants are very expensive even the US have considered it but are unwilling to in into it because of there two reasons i just have. Its just another noise they are making and another means to chop money. 2009 we would hear the project has been abandoned but then money would have found its way into peoples pocket

What practical things and stuff in general have you learnt from your boyfriend, girlfriend, wife or husband as the case may be.

guys, the stories are both comedies, one though is a romantic comedy. Now I write scripts as well but i sort of just have a hitch with the development and plot planning of these particular two. now anyone who is willing to work with me on this, i have to say, i dont have the money to pay. but we can agree on something, like i show you the story, you develop it, we work on the script and push it. we both take the credit when we eventually sell it or when it gets filmed. does anyone agree.

Kilma what do you say. how about you Lawyerchap, at least you two i know.

ok Nite Angel. You said you could put up a proposal or outline for me. I think i would want an outline for this. the plan is to organise a three week summer camp for kids between the ages of 6 and 13. Now is this is something i have no idea of, i've never attended one and its my first shot at putting one together and like i said earlier, money isnt the primary motive but the kids. now what i really want is a plan, a procedure at putting this together.

Who? Would it be Dan Foster or Wildchild or Kemistry. There are others, name them.

Its frustration and poverty coupled with illiteracy that makes a man hit a woman. None of those factors affect jay so forget it. He cant hit a woman. Besides what does he have to hit her for? There is rihanna waiting on the sidelines if she messes up