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AfroKnight:





I still don’t know what some guys see in these small small children. What attracts you to them? Let them date their mates please.

I hope these aunties also took their anger out on the randy man.

Why is this always the first comment - “I don’t know what some guys see in these (name it) small girls, fat girls, skinny girls, fellow men...” I find it a stupid comment. Attraction is not by logic or reasoning. People don’t sit down and do calculations just as I’m sure you don’t do calculations in being attracted to a woman. What you should condemn is their ACTING on that attraction

eniorisha:
I av never been lucky with ladies. Although, I'm introvert. The several attempts I made asking ladies out have been met with bitter rejection. I never had any serious relationship. Better still, no lady ever agreed to date me, no matter how sweet d friendship has been b4 I made a move on her.

This challenge has worsened my inferiority complex nature. Because of d rejection streak, I feel no one needs me.

I'll be 35 tomorrow. I'm South westerner.. I'm a graduate but currently less busy; but due to my lifestyles of never had any lady in my life b4 now, I'm able to av a reasonable savings. I'm desperately in need of a constructive & contributing life partner.

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The easiest way to get women is make them think other women are after you. Since that’s not true u must find a way to fake it. Take that serious. No woman will want u if they think other women don’t want u, no matter what else u got going on. That’s just how women are

eniorisha:
Good People, help me, how do I begin to do things for myself & stop dreading poverty? or shld I endure a little longer till I get a job however small

I hold a B.Ed English edu. I pray I get a good teaching offer soon. But I'm tired of this lifestyle of poverty mentality I live now

My dear u don’t have poverty mentality. YOU ARE POOR. When finally u have money, believe me, spending it won’t be a problem

1
Create A Spreadsheet
Instead of constantly trying to work things out in your head and making rough estimates on how much money you have left for the month, make things a whole lot easier by creating a spreadsheet. At first glance, these can seem a little daunting but it’s really easy once you get used to it and there are many free spreadsheet websites online which work out all the sums for you. By having your outgoings on a list in front of you, you can identify what you’re saving on and what you perhaps need to cut back on.

2
Avoid Shopping When You’re Feeling Emotional Or Hungry
You’re feeling a little down in the dumps but you need a new work shirt - bad idea. Turn around, get back inside the house, lock the doors, and ask someone to hide your keys right now – if you’re feeling emotional there’s a high chance you will end up splurging on stuff you don’t really need to give you a quick happiness boost. After spending five minutes looking for a shirt, you return with a few tins of paint to revamp the house, a new wardrobe of clothes, and a mop for the kitchen floor, but the new work shirt is nowhere to be seen.

Whilst these spur-of-the-moment purchases may uplift your mood for an hour or two, the initial high will soon wear off and you’ll be left feeling worse as you realise you’re left with nothing more than a few bargains and a less bank account. For a thriftier approach to shopping, go when you’re in a pretty good mood and – whatever you do – don’t shop for groceries when you’re hungry.

3
Surround Yourself With Exciting Hobbies And Positive People
Rather than spending money on takeaways and meals out to cheer you up after a long hard day, identify other things you like doing that will boost your mood instead of spending money. Arrange some fun things to do with family and friends around your house or take up a new hobby such as gardening or crafts. We often end up spending more when we’re bored, emotional, and/or lonely so plan a film night with your family or buy a few ingredients from the grocery store and try cooking something you’ve never made before.

4
Save Little And Often
It’s a common mistake to think that you can’t start saving because you don’t have much money, but that’s like saying you won’t go on that one hour run because you don’t have the whole day off to exercise – it’s counterproductive and unrealistic.

Experts advise that the best way to boost your bank balance is by taking the ‘little and often’ approach to saving. Rather than putting a lump sum of your month’s wages into a savings account and leaving very little to live off for the rest of the month, just put a small amount away as often as possible and the money will mount up without you even noticing it. The more you see your bank balance rising, the more you will want to keep adding to it. Go on, try it – it’s addictive.

5
Put Some Money Aside For Pleasure
It’s important to treat yourself occasionally to avoid getting frustrated and spending all your savings at once, so make sure you include a little “happy time” money in your budget to treat yourself every now and again. Do you want a new television for the living room? Save up for one. Fancy a small break somewhere nice? Save up for it. Once you’ve saved up for something and reached your target amount, you’ll feel much better than you would if you spent money that you didn’t really have in the first place.

6
Read A Finance Blog Or Make Your Own
Personal finance blogs are becoming an increasingly popular form of inspiration for many people; they can encourage you to save and adopt good financial habits in the process. It’s also really interesting to take a sneaky peak into the lives of other people and see what they enjoy the odd splurge on. If you’re feeling really brave, you could create your own finance blog to share your own tips and advice with others. This will not only help you to network with other people in the same financial mindset as you, but it will encourage you to save more so that you can feel extra proud of yourself when you share how well you’re doing with others.

7
Get Support
If you’re really feeling the pinch and you need advice, don’t feel ashamed to seek support from others. You may feel like a little fish in a big pond when it comes to finances, so seek advice from a financial expert who will have a lot of experience dealing with problems like yours. Your financial adviser will come up with a realistic plan to help you sort out any money difficulties. Perhaps even check for a free government run money advice service, rather then forking out for a private professional.

samorobo:
If Trump is Impeached that might stop the us-china trade war and return resources prices back to normal....
Let's just see how this credit plays out

U folks should understand that “impeached” does not mean “removed”. Trump may be impeached but you can be almost 100% sure he won’t be removed from office.
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Buhari5:





I still wonder why the atheists still hold on to the fact that there's nothing like supernatural. Can we call these coincidence now ?

If you're an atheist. I suggest you should better wise up and hold on to your creator the more.
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I hear ya. I’m a staunch Christian myself but I find it difficult to explain this guy below. What would be your explanation?

He challenged supernatural, juju and such directly, putting up $1m. All it would have taken to win his $1m is turn invisible with juju and slap him silly or even kill him. Yet he’s lived a full wealthy life till he is now in his 90’s!

james randi

james "The Amazing" randi (born 1928) is a former magician and a scientific skeptic perhaps best known as a challenger of paranormal claims and pseudoscience. He is the founder of the james randi Educational Foundation (JREF), and co-founder of the Committee for Skeptical Inquiry, originally known as the Committee for the Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal.

The million-dollar challenge is a prize offered by the james randi foundation to anyone "who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event."
It has yet to be won though there have been a vast number of attempts.

randi started the james randi Educational Foundation to monitor applications for the $1 million prize, and to serve as an organizing body to help promote skepticism and provide educational resources on claims of the paranormal.

The foundation was headed by james randi for many years before he retired from its presidency.
In 1987 he exposed the Peter Popoff ministry for faking their faith healing claims. The resulting scandal drove Popoff into bankruptcy.
When challenged in 2011 Sally Morgan did not even attempt the challenge.

Sylvia Browne was the only widely known psychic who offered to take up the challenge. Sylvia was a popular television psychic who claimed that she could communicate with the dead. On March 6, 2001, she agreed to take up the challenge.
To her dying day she did not take the challenge. Sylvia's first excuse was because she did not know how to contact randi. That is comical: a professional psychic who speaks to dead people cannot figure out how to reach randi. Her following excuse was that she did not want to take the challenge because randi was a godless individual—all the more reason she should have taken the challenge. If the supernatural could be proven and demonstrated, and the $1,000,000 were claimed, it would be a tremendous blow to randi and the skeptical community, and a tremendous boost to her career as a psychic. Sylvia Browne was special because she was the only professional psychic to accept randi's challenge, though she later backed off.

T3mp3still96:
Bro, i'm an Architect and we work more from home than any other profession, we go to site and spend a max of 2hrs or 3

Not if u work for a firm. Architects work long hours and spend most of their time wherever their studio is. You must be a freelancer with a home studio

I think I read E-money was killed by police the other day. Or am I missing something

Funny how she looked instantly uglier once the wig is off. I don’t blame women for using fakes

KINGJAJA888:

No 1:Get Rich

NO 2:GeT Richer

NO 3:GeT Richest

No 4:BE f*cking richer than d Richest

No 5:GeT Richer than no 4

They will all Lick ur feet. Trust me.

Being rich is not enough. You have to know how to strategically deploy and publicize your richness, then women will be all over you , convincing themselves it has nothing to do with your richness (shameless beings)

Lhizeepro:
#2500

Not bad. Though I get it for #1,500 (and even less from those aboki waking around)

Lhizeepro:
Congratulations To Them


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pocohantas:
Is your father realer than Obama, Clinton or Dangote?

Olodo!

Or W. Bush or Nixon...

NwaAmaikpe:



All I can say is shame on any man who can't taste the goodness of the Lord in a woman till she and the entire world testifies just like Pastor Wilson did.

Instead of most men to use their tongue for something edifying, they'd either use it in rolling up Rizla or in gossiping with Mama Bintu.

Men must never forget that the power of life and death is in our tongue.
Let our tongues only bring pleasure to women.

Hmmmm. This is deep. Bring pleasure to women, exactly how? I’m asking because I’m a bit confused here

Funny people, they are counting power outage in hours when most Nigerians are used to days and weeks without light

naptu2:
I couldn't give a rats ass whether you think I'm a man, woman, cow or sheep. That's your personal problem.

That particular function is called the "quote function" (

U r actually not that bad-looking. Not exactly my type but...

DuBLINGreenb:
Congrats Davido

But short people full Naija sha oh atleast Davido get money, but why short short people dey born pass for inside this we Niaja?
Everybody online celebrating child birth all of den just dey for ground.
Una go just dey reduce our average height by spreading una short genes.

Short people will not like my comment Anyway Congrats to every body that made fp

And what have you achieved with your tallness - past president of NCAN south south zone and adviser on Jolof matters!

Congrats OBO. You’ve now got both male and female

naptu2:
From my previous post:


I didn't write it (that's why it's in quotes. When you see a Nairaland post that's highlighted in this way: , know that it is a quotation). These are tweets by the Twitter user and they are posted exactly the same way that the Twitter user tweeted them (I never ever alter quotes).

With due respect I think it’s you who doesn’t quite grasp how Nairaland works. OP’s also use that quote thing to prevent the many people who would be quoting them from repeating their entire long write-up. That’s what it looks like in your case.
Anyway it’s tooo late. The vast majority of Nlanders won’t read any of this. Find a way to accept that most Nairalanders now believe u r a female and that this is your pic:

gaskiyamagana:
If na muslim, all sort of nonsense will be type by Online hypocrites Christians about Islam. Now, they are condemning the pastor, not Christianity.

Maybe (just guessing) because he was not creaming “AlahuAkubaru” while doing it

ScotMisile:
Anybody who can do that shit can lick raw meat ewww. .. .in other words you are cannibal and carnivorous, I mean omnivorous.

You actually eating no.. .Licking human meat...

Never thought of it this way. I have to admit u have a point

notoriousbabe:
juju might not have achieved anything positive in Nigeria or Africa but don't joke with it when it comes to negatively, it has achieved more than enough. If you know you know

This guy below even challenged juju directly, putting up $1m. All it would take to win it is turn invisible with juju and slap him silly or even kill him. Yet he’s now in his 90’s.

james randi

james "The Amazing" randi (born 1928) is a former magician and a scientific skeptic perhaps best known as a challenger of paranormal claims and pseudoscience. He is the founder of the james randi Educational Foundation (JREF), and co-founder of the Committee for Skeptical Inquiry, originally known as the Committee for the Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal.

The million-dollar challenge is a prize offered by the james randi foundation to anyone "who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event."
It has yet to be won though there have been a vast number of attempts.

randi started the james randi Educational Foundation to monitor applications for the $1 million prize, and to serve as an organizing body to help promote skepticism and provide educational resources on claims of the paranormal.
The foundation was headed by james randi for many years before he retired from its presidency.
In 1987 he exposed the Peter Popoff ministry for faking their faith healing claims. The resulting scandal drove Popoff into bankruptcy.
When challenged in 2011 Sally Morgan did not even attempt the challenge.
Sylvia Browne is the only widely known psychic who has offered to take up the challenge. Sylvia was a popular television psychic who claimed that she could communicate with the dead. On March 6, 2001, she agreed to take up the challenge.
To her dying day she did not take the challenge. Sylvia's first excuse was because she did not know how to contact randi. That is comical: a professional psychic who speaks to dead people cannot figure out how to reach randi. Her following excuse was that she did not want to take the challenge because randi is a godless individual—all the more reason she should take the challenge. If the supernatural could be proven and demonstrated, and the $1,000,000 were claimed, it would be a tremendous blow to randi and the skeptical community, and a tremendous boost to her career as a psychic. Sylvia Browne was special because she was the only professional psychic to accept randi's challenge, though she later backed off.

“I regard randi as a national treasure, and perhaps one of the remaining antidotes that may prevent the rotting of the American mind.”
—Arthur C. Clarke

notoriousbabe:
Na wetin you sabi?

I sabi say juju have not helped Africans achieve anything - not in sports, not in being wealthy, not in being developed, not in inventions, not in winning wars, etc. They are last in everything... except juju, where are are not only first, they own it

Christophorus:
This is Africa bro.

This is too a sensitive information to post on social media.
By this God damn time of the night!!

And what have they achieved - proof that juju is gragra

Adamawa amaka
Igbo emm.. well...
I’m coming

DonroxyII:
I don't think so ...

Naptu2 can't be a she

Whaddyamean, her pic is right there

Neptu2 is a female?! Who would’a thunk it

Hausa anaka

sixtus3606:
You are yet to really digest that portion of the bible.

It's not actually a number. It's an enforcement.

Just like the NIMC, NIM, BVN and so on. All will be integrated into one. So for you to be able to buy or sell, you must have the MasterCard(that consists of all all other means of identification) of have its shortcode(which will be a microchip (666)) implanted.

Use your head.

This is the end time. I have been ready for this since y2k.

O ma bloody gan!

U miss the point. Here’s what the guy said that’s being disputed (quote):

“It's in Revelation 13...

Though revelation 13 did mention their name (chrislam)...”

Which is a lie. No where in the chapter is the name “Chrislam” mentioned

Ok, clap for yourself

So?

Leo588:
Like to what!!!

I suggest Daura. Daura Republic has a catchy sound

What qualifies the Twitter user to be giving such advice, what has he accomplished in his life