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Christianity EtcRe: Police: He Was Beaten To Death With Electrical Cord-church:it Was Deliverance!!! by CanadaOrBust: 3:46pm On Sep 06, 2019
Unbelievable
Nairaland GeneralRe: 6 Body Requirements You Need Have To Become A Model by CanadaOrBust: 3:40pm On Sep 06, 2019
Depends on what u r modeling, eg construction gear
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Its Tgif For Matured Minds Only: by CanadaOrBust: 3:39pm On Sep 06, 2019
I don’t think I’d ever be this matured
PoliticsRe: Amazing Performance On Xenophobic From SAGT. (video) by CanadaOrBust: 3:37pm On Sep 06, 2019
His friend left the country. “Lost” implies he was killed
CelebritiesRe: Jenner Kylie 18plus Best Shots So Far . by CanadaOrBust: 3:25pm On Sep 06, 2019
Used to be a man grin
Caitlyn Marie Jenner (born William Bruce Jenner; October 28, 1949) is an American television personality and retired Olympic gold medal–winning decathlete.
CelebritiesRe: Lilian Esoro: I Am Not Pregnant For Blossom Chukwujekwu - Actress Denies Report by CanadaOrBust:
This will make FP
Soooo FTC in advance

*Bingo! I knew it.
Seuan I’ll email my account details for my FTC bonus*
CrimeRe: Police Kill Husband And Father After Disagreement With Neighbor In Asaba by CanadaOrBust: 3:01pm On Sep 06, 2019
Terrible. This is MURDER and someone should be charged accordingly
CelebritiesRe: Davido Pulls Water Prank On His Sleeping Friend (photos, Video) by CanadaOrBust: 2:55pm On Sep 06, 2019
This guy hasn’t changed one bit despite all the fame. He was exactly like this when he was 10
PoliticsRe: Robert Mugabe Is Dead! Ex-Zimbabwean President Dies At 95 by CanadaOrBust: 2:46pm On Sep 06, 2019
Gerrard59:
Lee was pragmatic and followed the mantra of "think before you talk". Singapore needed development and had to cooperate with those who knew how to make developmental strides. LKY even cooperated with the Japanese who at a time invaded Singapore yet Mugabe believed he could make Zimbabweans become a stronger force overnight.

Today, Singaporeans are better off through LKY's work. Can same be said for Zimbabweans?
Exactly, dpharisee, that’s the word, “pragmatic”. Lee was WISE. Mugabe was not
PoliticsRe: Robert Mugabe Is Dead! Ex-Zimbabwean President Dies At 95 by CanadaOrBust: 2:33pm On Sep 06, 2019
sexiestharam:
I think so too. I think he couldn't recover from the shock.
I have this nagging suspicion that as long as he stayed in power he’d have kept on living
PoliticsRe: Robert Mugabe Is Dead! Ex-Zimbabwean President Dies At 95 by CanadaOrBust: 2:27pm On Sep 06, 2019
35824L:
Robert Mugabe is an African hero who will never be forgotten. For those of you blaming him for the collapse of Zimbabwe's economy, you are either ignorant or foolish. This man took back the lands that the British stole from natives and gave back to the original landowners and the UK and their white supremacist brothers in the US and Australia decided to ruin the country in retaliation. Even fellow African countries turned their backs on Zimbabwe and Mugabe and sided with their slavemasters. That's why you can't help but pity this dark continent. Africa is a far way off from being really free. I don't think Africa will have someone like Robert Mugabe in a long time. May his soul rest in peace.
You just gave reasons why he should be blamed. There is a place for WISDOM in everything. It is important not to have a one-track mind. If Mugabe was WISE Zimbabwe would enviable today.

RIP

Mugabe wit and humor:

1) If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.

5. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.

6. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining because you are not an umbrella.

8. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

9. All I hear always is, ‘No sex before marriage?’ If that was God’s plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

10. Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sucking men’s d*ck is what baffles me. Where did they learn it from?

12. Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex.

13. Some of the girls of today can’t even jog for five minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for two hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one-week crusade.

14. I stopped trusting ladies when my class three girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.

15. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a “broke” man who’s extremely good in bed.

16. Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for one hour in bed.

17. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.

18. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts that will suffer the most.

20. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to schoolgirls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

21. It is every man’s dream to remove a woman’s pant one day but NOT when it’s on a drying line.

22. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newlywed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!”.

21. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

22. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re “private”.

23. My dear ladies, please don’t buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.

24. It’s better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill.

25. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum & you realise witchcraft is real
PoliticsRe: Robert Mugabe Is Dead! Ex-Zimbabwean President Dies At 95 by CanadaOrBust: 1:30pm On Sep 06, 2019
sexiestharam:
Some people live for so long that you actually start believing they will never die. I am really shocked. May his soul RIP.
The only reason he died is because they removed from office
PoliticsRe: Xenophobic Violence On Nigerians Living In South Africa by CanadaOrBust: 7:21am On Sep 06, 2019
Cool
CareerRe: Blacks Blackman Wilembota Of South Africa by CanadaOrBust: 7:20am On Sep 06, 2019
The extremely annoying thing is that time seems to have proved them right
BusinessRe: Let's List Business Books That Shaped Your Life And Business by CanadaOrBust: 7:17am On Sep 06, 2019
EXICON:
Great books from reviews I have read online.

The art of the deal and who moved my cheese. I will add to my to read books next month.

Thanks for sharing bro.
You never read who moved my cheese? It is very short but powerful
PoliticsRe: Zimbabwe Ex-president Robert Mugabe Dies Aged 95. by CanadaOrBust: 7:06am On Sep 06, 2019
RIP

Mugabe wit and humor:

1) If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.

5. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.

6. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining because you are not an umbrella.

8. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

9. All I hear always is, ‘No sex before marriage?’ If that was God’s plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

10. Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sucking men’s d*ck is what baffles me. Where did they learn it from?

12. Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex.

13. Some of the girls of today can’t even jog for five minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for two hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one-week crusade.

14. I stopped trusting ladies when my class three girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.

15. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a “broke” man who’s extremely good in bed.

16. Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for one hour in bed.

17. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.

18. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts that will suffer the most.

20. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to schoolgirls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

21. It is every man’s dream to remove a woman’s pant one day but NOT when it’s on a drying line.

22. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newlywed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!”.

21. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

22. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re “private”.

23. My dear ladies, please don’t buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.

24. It’s better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill.

25. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum & you realise witchcraft is real
BusinessRe: Let's List Business Books That Shaped Your Life And Business by CanadaOrBust: 7:04am On Sep 06, 2019
Who moved my cheese
Art of the deal
Never split the difference
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rip Robert Mogabe by CanadaOrBust: 7:03am On Sep 06, 2019
RIP
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Robert Mugabe Is Dead by CanadaOrBust: 6:52am On Sep 06, 2019
Serious? RIP

Mugabe wit and humor:

1) If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.

3. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopy.

4. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman Father.

5. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.

6. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining because you are not an umbrella.

7. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don’t need to call those things “your breasts”. It’s called COWBELL, OUR MILK! Repeat after me, OUR MILK!

8. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

9. All I hear always is, ‘No sex before marriage?’ If that was God’s plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

10. Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sucking men’s d*ck is what baffles me. Where did they learn it from?

11. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

12. Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex.

13. Some of the girls of today can’t even jog for five minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for two hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one-week crusade.

14. I stopped trusting ladies when my class three girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.

15. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a “broke” man who’s extremely good in bed.

16. Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for one hour in bed.

17. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.

18. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts that will suffer the most.

19. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on men rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

20. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to schoolgirls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

21. It is every man’s dream to remove a woman’s pant one day but NOT when it’s on a drying line.

22. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newlywed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!”.

21. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

22. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re “private”.

23. My dear ladies, please don’t buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.

24. It’s better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill.

25. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum & you realise witchcraft is real
CrimeRe: Teacher Rapes, Impregnates 12-Year-Old Schoolgirl In Adamawa by CanadaOrBust: 6:33pm On Sep 05, 2019
Zombiekiller010:
Female student should stop frolicking around male teachers
What a shameless comment. She is a CHILD!!! What did u know when u were 12?!
CelebritiesRe: South African Police Arrest 91 People Over Recent Xenophobic Attacks by CanadaOrBust: 2:03am On Sep 04, 2019
It’s a start.

[New York Times
Nigeria's'Indigenization’ Policy
By John Darnton
Oct. 30, 1976

LAGOS, Nigeria, Oct. 29—In an effort to wrest control of the economy from foreign hands, Nigeria has embarked upon a stepped‐up policy of forcing foreign‐owned companies to sell into Nigerian ownership...

Throughout much of black Africa, there is a trend toward “Africanizing” the management or ownership of key industries, but nowhere is it as pronounced as in Nigeria, an economic giant whose gross national product is equal to all the rest of black Africa combined....

Chase Manhattan sold 60 percent of its equity shares at 1.24 naira, or almost $2 a share.
Under the arrangement the Federal Military Government will control three of the five seats on its board, including the chairmanship...]
PoliticsRe: Can Someone Please Tell Me Why Senators Are Paid "Hardship Allowance"? by CanadaOrBust: 2:00am On Sep 04, 2019
Simple: they are thieves stealing our common wealth
PoliticsRe: APC Destroyed The Nigerian Economy by CanadaOrBust: 1:54am On Sep 04, 2019
Bitterleafsoup:
African Countries by GDP 2019 PPP
New York Times
Nigeria's'Indigenization’ Policy
By John Darnton
Oct. 30, 1976

LAGOS, Nigeria, Oct. 29—In an effort to wrest control of the economy from foreign hands, Nigeria has embarked upon a stepped‐up policy of forcing foreign‐owned companies to sell into Nigerian ownership...

Throughout much of black Africa, there is a trend toward “Africanizing” the management or ownership of key industries, but nowhere is it as pronounced as in Nigeria, an economic giant whose gross national product is equal to all the rest of black Africa combined....

Chase Manhattan sold 60 percent of its equity shares at 1.24 naira, or almost $2 a share. Under the arrangement the Federal Military Government will control three of the five seats on its board, including the chairmanship...
PoliticsRe: Police Should Arrest & Deal With Anyone Involved In Burning And Looting Shops by CanadaOrBust: 1:40am On Sep 04, 2019
There is something in me that finds all these reprisal attacks very wrong

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