₦airaland Forum

ApostleT:
Think about it if Buhari were to die before 2019 election. Then the presidency could go to any party.

I am not surprised that Saraki may have wished that

If saraki can't win the so called lifeless buhari in an open election without paying for buhari to die, it means saraki himself is more than lifeless ..

coleon:
Even Nigerians are praying for his death

Oga speak for your self. Right thinking Nigerians know that buhari is far better than anything saraki ND is friends can offer Nigeria...

Sharpshooota:
I said talk... Not decision making

Did you hear sambos's voice during jonathan's tenure ?

Sharpshooota:
Once Buhari leaves the country

This dude tends to talk.... Hmmmmm

That's the job of a vice. Have you ever seen a US vice president taking decision when the president is on seat ?

Mynd44:
Osun Yesterday, Kano today.

Someone please tell that nigga to slow down before he breaks down

If person work you go complain if them no work you go still complain ... which way

jamesharryson:
PDP problems are leading them to a unity but APC problems will divide them the more. Just keep watching

What of kind problem leads to unity ?

klax:
I said stop being naive and too crude in reasoning. Who the hell is Shekau or Shikaru? He was in pdp 2015 yet pdp lost so what is his important in pdp? He is useless and he has joined the useless party runs by useless people.

Every little thing end of the road blabla is that the only English you know Mr end of the road You better gerra outta here if you have nothing sensible to say.

Pained ipobian

Comedian AY doesn't want his daughter to be charmed by goodlooking boys so he's already taking initiative to cover her with the blood of Jesus.



The comedian did this after Angela Okorie shared a photo of her cute son with the caption, "charm charm".

In reply, AY wrote: "I cover my daughter with the blood of God."

See more cute pictures here
http://www.candygist.com/2018/09/ay-covers-his-daughter-with-blood-of.html?m=1

Doctors have to INVENT a new lasso-like tool to remove a 23-inch Love Machine that was lodged inside a man for 24 hours

Baffled doctors were forced to invent a lasso-like tool to remove a 23-inch (60cm) Love Machine firmly lodged inside a man.

The concerned 31-year-old, from Italy, went to hospital after he couldn't remove the massive intimacy gadget, which had been stuck for 24 hours.

Medics in Milan were unable to get the rubber Love Machine out using standard methods, complaining it was too big and smooth.

After scratching their heads, the team crafted a new tool that worked like a lasso to catch the end of the Love Machine and drag it out, which proved successful.


The patient visited the emergency unit of the ASST Great Metropolitan Hospital in Niguarda, a district of Milan.

He told medics he had placed the Love Machine into his rectum the day before, and said it was 'not removable by hand'.

Upon questioning, he admitted he was suffering mild abdominal pain - but had no other worrying symptoms.

An X-ray revealed a 23 inch (60cm) object in his colon, according to the bizarre tale published in BMJ Case Reports.

Consultants then referred him to the hospital's endoscopy unit, to allow surgeons the chance of removing the Love Machine.

Writing in the journal, medics led by Dr Lorenzo Dioscoridi said: 'Several standard attempts with different extraction devices were made.'

There are a range of sexual toys designed specifically for the anus of men and women available on the market.

This is because the anus is much more sensitive and requires smoother objects to enter it for stimulation.

All objects designed for anal sex also have a flared base which prevents it from ever getting sucked inside by the anus' very strong muscles.

But people have long experimented with different objects in their anus, which risk their health.

In an online forum, doctors warn that anal masturbation with appropriate toys or fingers is fine, but other objects can tear tissue and even lead to a perforated colon.

Other doctors warn of an anal sphincter injury leading to incontinence.

Dr Michael Brady, medical director at Terrence Higgins Trust, previously said: 'intimacy gadgets and other objects can be a safe and enjoyable part of a healthy sex life but it’s important to use common sense when choosing an object.

'Anything with sharp edges or made of glass can shatter and tear the internal lining, which can cause injury and infections, as well as giving viruses an easier route into the body.

'Anything that is inserted into the body should be smooth, non-fragile and easily retrievable.'

Souce: https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6126415/amp/Italian-doctors-INVENT-new-lasso-like-tool-remove-23-inch-Love Machine.html

sodiqapril:
I've seen the posters around Abeokuta also, in a country where people see nothing bad in Buhari contesting for second term, I see nothing in Rev king trying his luck also.afterall they are both killers

Another Ipobian spotted .... you can vote rev king as your governor if you see nothing bad in him bro. Take my advice

amaniro:
How can a man own the world and loose his soul?? Vanity upon vanity

Shatap ..... so she should be poor because you are poor abi?

nifemi25:
Self employ is the best.

Make I go play my bet9ja jeje

moscobabs:
U can win it for us now

Yeye man, wants to spoil Lagos for us

APC carry dey go jare oloriburuku ni man yi sa.

Lagos would have been like the eastern part of Nigeria if pdp had won Lagos in 2003... God I thank you o

Ekikor:
Hallelujah
2019 is a few months away..

Be ready to have your house tiled if it wasn't tiled before..

Useless politicians ..

You think Lagos is south south where your governors are not working .

meolaniyi:
GOD SAVE NIGERIA. We need a vibrant president.
Why is our president not as smart as other world leaders?
this pix speaks a lot

If this picture now your new problem? All this Ipobiann self will not kill me with laugh

MyVILLAGEpeople:
So Ice berg slim chop this gal big ass and fresh yellow puuna with him big black diiick..



hahahaha

No your own small black diiick you want make him use ?

NOC1:
The did all this so that he can accept the Chinese gift. i hate any business deal involving Chinese government because you must always be at a loss. their terms and conditions are not well spelt out.
If not the International politics i will prefer entering into agreement with Russia than any other country.

Who knows you ?

SolutionMee:


The moniker above me needs to start praying for a Visa instead

90% of Nigerians are either raw illiterates or certified clowns

A visa changed my life

You need one in your life too

Which country bro. Abeg I need update

futuregovernor:
A fourth night ago, I met a beautiful damsel in a stripers club around FESTAC town. I asked fellow nairalanders how I can change her from been a striper,I was courage to invited her over. She arrived my home around 11am this morning, is Sunday morning and I hardly cook,she complained of hunger considering the fact that she is coming from mainland. Bought noodles for her,she was glad. TIME TO TALK,told her about my intention to change her from that job,she asked me what I can offer and accommodation......,told her we can't stay together, that I have a sales rep job for her and the pay is 40k with accomadtion and we could go meet up the lady in her house,to my big surprise, she said NO,asked her why? Hear her,I can't do a 40k job bcs I am a big girl, so 40k can't pay my bills. That I should help introduced her to big guys in Island,she is ready to stop the job if only she can get big guys that will be paying her for sex. I try persuading her,but she refused, told her I wanna go watch Arsenal match,she asked me for sex and 5k,told her no but I will give her 8k for her trip back to mainland. She asked if I was dating,that we should just be in a relationship and she immediately make some move,but I insisted I do not Bleep ashy,and I will never try it. That was how our meeting ended, have told her to think about my offer again. Meanwhile, I am glad I try my best. Thanks fabs. Happy Sunday

Oga I need a job abet. Help a brother instead of helping olosho that don't wants to be helped .....

Blackfire:
Are we still to be happy or sad?

Your choice

[quote author=mudiana post=70826382]it's now Uniben not Ambrose Ali university, ekpoma again abi. Una well done. Cultism is everywhere my friend[/quot]


Edo is the home of cultism

[quote author=mudiana post=70826382]it's now Uniben not Ambrose Ali university, ekpoma again abi. Una well done. Cultism is everywhere my friend[/quote

Edo is the home of cultism ]

Humblega:
Dats d headquarter of cult in Nigeria....


But i still i wonder how a young guy will just decided to follow dat obvious wrong path.

U kill or be killed.....Nonsense

Something dat is Religiously, Morally, socially and constitutionally wrong

In the name of strong men..... they don't know that it takes only one bullet from a gun to bring them down

centoke30:
I doubt you are really enlightened about things going on in Akwa Ibom state if you are ever from here. first of all, it's Exxon Mobil and not shell Mobil, secondly it's located in Ibeno not Eket, it's only their air strip that we have in Eket, thirdly on the 9th of June 2018, the state house of Assembly passed a bill that companies in Akwa Ibom state must employ at least 70% of her indigenes into their various company and it has been signed into law by the state Governor and it's been processed and 2 of my friends that trained in maritime school at Oron are amongst those been shortlisted.
then coming to the companies, Peacock Paint Factory at Etnan local government area of the state has been resuscitated and now in full operation, Pencil and Toot Picks Factory at Ekom Iman, Fertilizer Blending Plant at Abak, a syringe manufacturing company , the biggest in Africa commissioned by the vice president , Prof Yemi Osinbajo in Onna.
It is worthy of note that the syringe company has the capacity to produce a billion a year . Also commissioned by the vice president was a Metering Solutions company , which will ensure electricity companies bill Nigerians accurately . Recently, the Port Harcourt Power Holding Electricity Distribution (PHED) and some others in the Niger Delta region ordered over one million meters from the company .
Jobs are being created , so also are economies of scale built around these industries, all of which put money in the hands of the people. The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS ) recently reported that Akwa Ibom State enjoys the second largest in flow of direct foreign investments after Lagos.
I think I will stop here because that's what you asked for specifically.
Hope you know that Exxon Mobil is relocating their head office to Uyo very soon all because of Udom??

Thanks for the correction on Exxon Mobil......I'm aware that Exxon Mobil is relocating to Uyo, but not because of udom ...The previous government came up with the idea which is one of the reasons why Akpabio brought in Udom... the bottom line of all this discussion is that, Akpabio still as a large follower than any politician in akwaibom state . He will deliver Akwa Ibom to APC, that I'm very sure of 100%.. Akpabio is like the jagaban of Akwa Ibom ... even before akpabio decamped. APC already had large followers in AK. Udom wan 2015 election because it was rigged by pdp that was why the matter went to court ....

divineappo:
your dad would have made more sense if he had used condom to prevent you

My dad is not useless like your olosho dad.

divineappo:
APC News na APC scam

what about the MOU signed with same company in 2016?

Am sure Buhari will sign another MOU with same company before the election day

Useless and lifeless president

E pain am

DWJOBScom:
GEJ signed the same pact with NISSAN and others but where are they now?

We will drive them all out with our wars and rattlings

O
Buharri is not Jonathan ....

Donald95:
Do you mean cry because no one wanted to shake hand with the lifeless one ? and he shamefully decided to start shaking hands with his Entourage ?

PDP and stupidity are like 5&6.. is that all you got ?

EVILFOREST:
DEMOCRACY is defined as government of the Lifeless, by the lifeless and for the living lifeless

Did you attend school at all ?

yarimo:
BUHARI bringing Nigeria's international respect and trust back just within 3 years as president . Sir nigerians are proud of you

And some mofos want us to bring back PDP.. thunder fire pdp

kehinde1588:
Why telecommunication?
Its better the loan is used for electricity. One of factors causing set back in this country is the erratic power supply. If F.g can increase the supply of electricity, this will have a long effect on the cost of production which in turn will reduce prices of goods and services. Also, it will encourage locally made goods.

You get sense like this and Nigeria is still behind ......hmmmmm?

oluswagger:
I can't tell. Mine was a 6year hiatus and I got approved ...wifey got WP as well. I guess many other things are involved e.g. does your intended study align with your career trajectory?

Public administration and community development ..

When I was asked why I joined to study that course my response was

''Would love to impact and bring development to my community the little way I can. Taking this course will help me go a long way in bringing development to my environment and community''"
Something like that