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Nairaland / General / Re: LAWRENCE ANINI, The Robber. The Gangster That Seized A Nigerian State . by Canine1(m): 12:41pm On Dec 12, 2013
W shocked W w shocked w w shocked w....
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''He gave six conditions that must be met “for peace to return to police in Bendel.’’
‘They are to put a stop to the persecution of innocent armed robbers;''
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Which one fi ''innocent armed robbers'' again
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Them'a say; Behind every successful man is'a.... . . .. Ironicaly women them'a play a greater role in d downfall of man in'a history.. shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: Farewell Nairaland by Canine1(m): 7:44am On Dec 12, 2013
Its not Sexkillz...
Education / Re: ASUU to Call Off Strike Next week by Canine1(m): 8:11pm On Dec 11, 2013

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Education / Re: ASUU Ready to Call-Off Strike Next Week - Fagge by Canine1(m): 8:03pm On Dec 11, 2013
No lie! Danke....

Romance / Re: ABOMINATION: 24 Yr Old Elder Brother Impregnant His Younger Sister In Calabar by Canine1(m): 9:15am On Dec 09, 2013
Pictures or...... .... ... ''u know now....
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But seriously.... ... cry cry cry
say No tow !ndecency...

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Education / Re: How ASUU Strike Made My Dad To Disown Me by Canine1(m): 8:57am On Dec 09, 2013
You dont sound disowned... undecided
Nairaland / General / Mandela's Jailer Mourns His Death by Canine1(m): 5:47pm On Dec 08, 2013
Christo Brand, Nelson Mandela's Jailer, Mourns His Death
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— He was with Nelson Mandela during all those years the anti-apartheid icon was imprisoned on Robben Island. And, like millions around the world, he has been hit hard by Mandela's death.
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Yet this South African was not one of Mandela's fellow prisoners. Christo Brand was his jailer.The two men — the black political prisoner and the white Afrikaans warden — forged an unlikely but enduring friendship.
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They last met about two years ago when Brand, now in his 50s, brought his wife, son and grandson to see Mandela in Cape Town in a Sunday afternoon visit that lasted nearly three hours.
They had "nice chats about the past, about his family. He wanted to pick up my grandchild, to hold him, which he was a little bit shy to go to him. You could see he really reached out for touching a child at that moment," Brand recalled.
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"When I got the message when he passed away, it was very sad for me," Brand told The Associated Press on Saturday. "But I think he was successful and he did what he wanted to do. I wanted him to go in peace and I am thinking of the family today, what they go through."
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Brand started to work on Robben Island in 1978 when he was 18 and Mandela was 60. Mandela spent 18 of his 27 years in prison on Robben Island.
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Eventually Brand grew to like Mandela and smuggled in special treats like bread and Mandela's favorite hair pomade. Brand even sneaked in Mandela's infant granddaughter so that the prisoner could hold her.
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For his part, Mandela encouraged Brand to continue his education and maintained an interest in him and his family.
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Years later, when Mandela was president, he took special care to single out Brand for recognition while Brand was a lowly civil servant while South Africa's new constitution was being drafted. Mandela flew in by helicopter and entered the room where members of parliament were debating the new constitution, said Brand.
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Mandela went around the room shaking hands with parliamentarians but when he saw Brand, who was distributing documents, Mandela lifted his arms and warmly greeted him.
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"He immediately made a big announcement to everyone: 'You know who is this person? This person was my warden, this person was my friend.'" Brand said he felt very humble and proud at that moment.
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After that when the parliamentarians went out for a group photo, Mandela insisted that Brand be in the photo. "He said 'No, no. You must stand next to me, we belong together.'"
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Brand once again works on Robben Island which is no longer a prison but a bustling tourist attraction. He and other former guards and prisoners tell visitors about the new South Africa's racial reconciliation.
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Brand said he shared a joke with Mandela about his final resting place.
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"I say to Mandela that we must bury you on Robben Island. Then he just laughed. He said 'Why? For tourist attraction?' He said 'You should have made money. But I think I must go to Qunu.' That was him making a joke."
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http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4405351
Religion / Re: Seun We Want A Pagan Traditionalist Mod On The Religious Section by Canine1(m): 12:57pm On Dec 07, 2013
Nigellus_Hosan:






F9..
U've lost it angry

+ I didn't read ur shiit..
Ure just another misguided personality..


Keep ranting..
Bring more of ur merry bands too...
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Oh my.. Was it somethin i said??
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Dear Hosan.. it's a matter of focus. Your mind is focussed in d world; mine is focussed in reality.

It is like d Moon (d truth) in Daylight (ur Posit) - when d Sun (ignorance) shines, the moon is hardly visible...
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Or, watch how u take ur food. As long as it is in ur mouth, u are conscious of it; once swallowed, it does not concern u any longer. It would be troublesome to have it constantly in abeyance ---- (the brainwash process) ....now who's lost...
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incessant activity is a morbid state. Misguided or nay.... The universe works by it-self -- that i know. What else do i need to know?
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When next u plan to condemn another mortals opinion, d least u can do is reason like a ''Nigellus'' ...

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Religion / Re: Mandelanism - A New African Religion? by Canine1(m): 1:55pm On Dec 06, 2013
and then what? Spend 27 years in prison as asceticism or to make heaven? undecided (cos ish like this evolve)
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Eg. christians re still being prosecuted like Christ and have been asked to take it in good faith..
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Then go on holy pilgrimage.. Prolly to Sowato...¿
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MADIBA wouldnt av wanted this..
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Think Op. Think... . Which do u think he'll prefer..: REVERED or WORSHIPED??
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the former is close enough right? albeit it might sound wonky.. but its not like you plan to.. .##... (le me stop here)...
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U bunch should allow d man rest.. ... .. Bitte..
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¤ Cant get ma head around d idea/fact that humans.. Specially Africans crave to be ruled by a higher power... cry

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Celebrities / Re: 'go And Die' Tee Shirt Is Out! (photo) by Canine1(m): 11:46am On Dec 06, 2013
shocked shocked shocked
Fashion / Re: Some Cute People Are Not Photogenic: Why? by Canine1(m): 11:25am On Dec 06, 2013
Only when i cut/lose my hair.... i think.
Religion / Re: Seun We Want A Pagan Traditionalist Mod On The Religious Section by Canine1(m): 8:57am On Dec 06, 2013
Emancipate ur selfs from mental slavery... ... Pls.. There re many heavens.. U really think Jesus is the only passage??... Jesus is not even a man, he's d world of God.. (Jehovah)
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My fellow Jah worshipers, ya'll got to respect other folks beliefs, this cant be stressed enough, some of u act as if u are omniscient just cos ur christians.. with ur false image of God who is a white man with white beards and sits on his throne with a crown on is head.. (avow that u'v seen God before)
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#So irritating...
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God is a spirit, U cant claim God just for urselfs. . God choose u first anyway.. ... God is too big to be just Jehovah!..
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The Adversary has employed diverse means and forms to deceive and trick people, u think Jah wont also improvise to win his people over...
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God is the Master of the Universe to d #monks
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God is Chi.. and have reps closer to man like Amadioha, kamalu etc..
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God is Allah.. Though sometimes misconceived.
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U know of Yin-Yang..
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God is.... etc... (its too early abeg) Point is.. He does not get stuck in d Bible!.. no sir!
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Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them..
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.#dont look at me like that..
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The problems is, u only listen to ur selfs..
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@Pagan Folks .. i feel ur pain.. Pls Pardon my Christian brothers, dont allow them turn u Bigot like most of them are, (a group who only respects and care about their beliefs) ... I support ur Motion too..
Shalom..

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Nairaland / General / Re: Agberos Of Mushin Versus Warri Boys by Canine1(m): 10:17am On Dec 05, 2013
If Agbero wan fight, them go they shout dey shift back... they find who go hole them.. .. Shey Na them won go fight warri/delta half JTF half millitant boys? ...


Mo sorry fu' yin..
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hope me pidgin no too bad...
TV/Movies / Re: Who Is The Strongest 'Super Hero' So Far? by Canine1(m): 9:04pm On Dec 04, 2013
nairamaniac: My greatest super-hero has to be "Dauda the sexy guy" , aka "Nackson". The dude was an inspiration. He still remains nigerian only super hero till date
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Nigerias only wha?? Dude... undecided undecided undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Who Is The Strongest 'Super Hero' So Far? by Canine1(m): 8:58pm On Dec 04, 2013
Before the end of this day.... u'll all know d strongest..

TV/Movies / Re: Who Is The Strongest 'Super Hero' So Far? by Canine1(m): 8:49pm On Dec 04, 2013
Any one who thinks that Batman could beat superman in a fight is a retard!!!

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Education / Re: Uniport Pulled Out Of The Strike by Canine1(m): 12:07pm On Dec 03, 2013
Source?
Nairaland / General / Re: Top 5 Mysteries That Have Shocked The World And Will Shock You!(unsolved) by Canine1(m): 8:57pm On Dec 02, 2013
Interesting read...
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Wha have u got on Atlantis??
Family / Re: My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!! by Canine1(m): 12:45pm On Dec 02, 2013
My OldMan is so guilty of this....
Family / My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!! by Canine1(m): 12:22pm On Dec 02, 2013
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Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.
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P : Your Wife ?
H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.
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P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.
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P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.
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P : How do your kids go to school?
H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.
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P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work.
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P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all day works.
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P : What does your wife do then?
H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed.
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Whom do you think works more, from the story above??
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The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That He called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!!
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Yes, Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study, even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important!
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Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.
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All about a WOMAN ....
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* When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.
* When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.
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* When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock.
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Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted...
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Forward to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realise a woman's worth. smiley

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TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Most Annoying Tv Advert Of 2013 So Far? by Canine1(m): 12:01pm On Dec 02, 2013
rapmike: I personally give dis 2 d JIK advert. I get d point but seriously can't d okada man(sowie bike man )dodge instead of d useless shouting they were giving? My mum saw the advert dis nite and thought that they were infestd wit demons at first. What advert do you think deserves the price?

u said it man.. that Jik advert is d undisputed Champion
Nairaland / General / Re: Miscellanious Uncommon Facts by Canine1(m): 7:48am On Dec 02, 2013
speedyboi:

I just did tongue tongue tongue tongue



other:

You can't breathe with your tongue out!





- better close up mouth and stop behaving like bingo undecided undecided


OMG! totally fell for that..^^

Nairaland / General / Re: Copyright Intellectual Content On Nairaland. by Canine1(m): 7:25am On Dec 02, 2013
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psky: Frontpage, people definitely need this.
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Seconded.. Same copy/past hassle impelled @Zubi77 to relocate d #lifeondrun series.. .. .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton (3 - 1 ) On 1st December 2013 by Canine1(m): 6:59pm On Dec 01, 2013
Who needs strikers! Lol..


#Drog-Ba....
Music/Radio / Re: Do Me Vs Kukere - Which Was The Bigger HIT In Nigeria & Across Africa? by Canine1(m): 3:48pm On Nov 23, 2013
Kunkere.
Nairaland / General / Re: BEWARE! 2-way Mirrors, They Can See U But U Cant See Them.. by Canine1(m): 10:35am On Nov 22, 2013
DK Jaleel: oshey...thank you...u don spoil some people show..


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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Had The Power, Who Would You Bring Back To Life? by Canine1(m): 10:10am On Nov 22, 2013
God.
Nairaland / General / BEWARE! 2-way Mirrors, They Can See U But U Cant See Them.. by Canine1(m): 9:54am On Nov 22, 2013
Two Way Mirror

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can’t see them)?

There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? Just conduct this simple test:

Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail,then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, FOR IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!

So remember, everytime you see a mirror, do the"fingernail test." It doesn’t cost you anything. It is simple to do, and it might save you from getting "visually raped"!

Urbanlegends.

Literature / Re: Calling All Greek Mythology Fans by Canine1(m): 3:47pm On Nov 21, 2013
Ω. Kratos

Kratos (Greek mythology) is a god of strength and might, who appears briefly in Greek mythology long enough to make an impression.
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Kratos is the brother of Nike (Greek goddess of victory), Bia (Greek goddess of force), and Zelus (Greek god of rivalry). The four of them together were the first to stand with Zeus as he defended Mount Olympus from the god of monsters Typhon.
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This is a small, but critical role in Greek mythology, as the story of Typhon is a central myth of the Olympian gods. Kratos doesn't play an enormous role in Greek myth, but his influence in modern mythology appears to be strong.
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Kratos in Modern Mythology


Though Kratos in Greek mythology was the god of strength, his name is probably most familiar in modern times as the main character in the popular video game series God of War. Apparently the title "God of War" refers not to the character Kratos but to the Greek god of war Ares, who plays a role in the plot.
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Though the character of Kratos in the series is supposedly not derived from the god of strength Kratos of Greek mythology, there are many indications within the game and its creation to suggest that the connection is stronger than one might be led to believe.
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For example, the story takes place in ancient Greece and has many of the famous Greek gods and goddesses involved. The character Kratos is a mortal who has a tenuous relationship with the gods, to put it best. But several of the characteristics of the character Kratos come from Greek myth. The designers themselves claimed that they wanted him to look as "Greek and brutal" as possible, which fits well with the imagery of Kratos of Greek mythology.
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More telling, perhaps, is the fact that chains are an important theme with the character, both in weaponry and in physical use. This could be seen as tying back to Kratos of Greek mythology's role in the story of Prometheus, at least according to the ancient poem 'Prometheus Bound' by Aeschylus. In 'Prometheus Bound', Kratos, on behalf of Zeus, tells the blacksmith god Haphaestus to chain Prometheus to the rocks of a mountain to serve his punishment for giving fire to the mortal world of humans.
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@valon4ego.. to answer ur question, Ares is probably still the god of war.
The real god of war.
Literature / Re: Calling All Greek Mythology Fans by Canine1(m): 1:44pm On Nov 21, 2013
Ares

The Greek God of War.


Basic Story:Ares is the sole son of the supreme Greek god Zeusand his legitimate wife, Hera. Neither of his far-from-mild-mannered parents were said to be too fond of their even more irritable son; a little more loving nurturing from them might have resulted in Ares being just the God of Minor Conflicts.

Ares' Appearance: A bearded, good-looking man in the prime of life (at least before TV interpretations, where he is portrayed as a vigorous, handsome young man).

Symbol or Attribute:The spear.

Strengths:Decisive, determined, fearless.
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Weaknesses:Impulsive, bloodthirsty, raring for a fight regardless of the consequences.
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Affairs:No spouse, and his main love is war, but he didn't have too many lonely nights. Repeatedly deceived the smith god Hephaestusby making love with his beautiful wife Aphrodite. The sun god Helios saw them and revealed the affair to the rest of the Olympians, the males of whom dropped down to watch, embarassing Aphrodite and Ares. Supposedly Ares was actually in love with Aphrodite, beyond mere lust. If opposites attract, the God of War and the Goddess of Love would seem to be a sensible match.
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The popular game "God of War" cites demi god or divine spirit Kratos as a son and then successor of Ares, but this is not the traditional myth of either Ares or Kratos.
Literature / Re: Calling All Greek Mythology Fans by Canine1(m): 1:22pm On Nov 21, 2013
Valon4ego: anybody know the what actually happened to Eris, the god of war? In xena the warrior princess, he was kinda dethroned, but in god of war, he was killed by krator.
so I'd like to know what actually happened to him based on the Greek folktales and who succeeded him


Hi friend.. U seem to have confused Ares the God of War with:

Eris

Goddess of Discord
Sister of Ares (the god of War), daughter of Zeus and Hera, the hand of Eriscan be seen in every quarrel, feud and disagreement. Her eternal and unforgiving rage was the cause of fear and respect on Mount Olympos(Olympus), though despised by the Olympians they dared not confront her.
She rode into battle with her brother and companion, Ares, but she was more generally known for the less deadly forms of conflict; political strife, personal contention, rivalry and wrangling.


Because of Eris' disagreeable nature she was the only goddess not to be invited to the wedding of Peleus and Thetis. When she turned up anyway, she was refused admittance and, in a rage, threw a golden apple amongst the goddesses inscribed "To the fairest." Three goddesses laid claim it, and in their rivalry brought about the events which led to the Trojan War.
Eris was closely identified with the war-goddess Enyo. Indeed Homer uses the names interchangeably. Her Roman name was Discordia..
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Eris in The Iliad(listed by book and line)

¤.05.518 ...Aineias (Aeneas) returned from the fighting unwounded because the god of the silver bow (Apollon), Ares and Eris were fighting with the Trojans
¤.11.073 ...The soldiers fought like wolves while Eris, the Lady of Sorrow, watched with pleasure

¤.20.048 ...When the Immortals joined the battle for Troy, Eris, defender of people, burst onto the battlefield..
Literature / Re: Calling All Greek Mythology Fans by Canine1(m): 12:35pm On Nov 21, 2013
Yeah Gravitron.... very very contradictory, me think its cos d story has been retold several times by different scholars and philosophers .<who didnt belive d story anyway..

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