Yéyé just dey smell for this APC change government.

Abi you no dey smell am ni?

Can you imagine? I stumbled on this picture via Arsenal trend on Twitter and I gawk

If you are yet to marry, can you do this for your darling club?

o boy! dis slowpoke talking FFK sef dey enjoy better tin Ooo.

When Fulani Herdsmen read this post from OP.

Here is a piggy bank

Pipeline Vandalisers be like:

Òmó 9ja,
If na electricity u want
Koman kolet it
Ìyalaya énibòdi
Vandalism ti takeover

#mumu @FemAdesina

Please don't insult her, afterall she might still repent before she breath her last on earth.

Beside, Jesus is all accommodating and not like we human.

Even if Olamide is doing rituals...and making it for real.

Then go and do your own.

Please tell her to apply to The National Assembly, there are lots of animals there.

Na Change time we dey.

Some people have been brainwashed by religion fanatism/tribalism and their thinking are so shallow they don't even exist or have an identity of their own.

My Pastor says this, My Imam says that.

You are nothing but a fool...If Supreme Court could upheld a lower court judgement for an incident that has been proved beyond reasonable doubt and someone without an identity (follow follow), still questioning the verdict and demanding it should be left to God.

Incase, you don't know, LAW is a respecter of no-one and also an impediment to human excesses.

Besides, if the Ndigbo ask for Rev. King to be pardon because he is one of them. Have they forgotten those that burnt to death were also Igbos? So, are we saying one-igbo life is far better that the others? What's the common sense in that?

Conclusively, If your religion Leader have blindfolded you, continue wallowing in the darkness until you become a victim of their *fake prophethood life.

Thank you.

Fourwinds:
is it to devalue or to revalue d naira.

Dude, the right word is "Devalue".

mumu people

Abeg, tell the Pastor to please help us devalue the Naira. So, dollar can come down.

Alliteration kò...Alligator ni.

Pink lips? Is Gay alert I confirmed.

Well, I used to be like Goke...but it later pays off. cuz I eventually got my dream job via Guardian Tuesdays vacancies. If Goke haven't find job yet, I wish him well and hope his efforts and monies won't be vain.

*Tips: Whenever you pick a copy of the Guardian Tuesdays and Thursdays or Punch Wednesdays, pls only check for adverts that are either Full-Page, Half-Page, Quarter-Page or central-spreads as the case may be.

Those tiny 2x2, 4x2 and the business development officer (Marketings) are craps. Your long years experience in higher institutions should be alert enough to know which ad is scam and which is not.

Na Ibo people go do dis kind of wedding.

It doesn't mean...with or without it, people still get employed. Just be prayerful.

Insurance Marketing is the faster job any graduate or undergraduate could get instantly and without experience.

How that one come affect dollar rate?

Ee'yah! nice ride back home. But abeg no follow 3rd mainland bridge Ooo. cuz hold-up plenty like car-park for there, so you won't be late to heaven.

Dey no use up to this guns inside Matrix reloaded self

Just passing by ///////«

Na my small parlour she dey relax so...what are friends for.

Shut down?

Nigeria b don turn to windows-XP abi?

Is part of exercise. #CampingExercise

well, I didn't see anything wrong in what she's wearing anyway.

Nafdac is not doing their work well; I pity guys who takes sucks her Jane and Janette without Nafdac registered no.

Can you imagine...Sports Bonanza for what you actually paid for?

DSTV will continue to shave our hairs as long as the callous National Broadcasting Commission(NBC)'s Chairman, Mr. Emeka Mba remains there. He happens to be a former employee of DSTV and he's been covering and backing their [DSTV] policies since he was appointed.

Man eating his own flesh.

Second Week of EPL, DSTV yet to restore SS3 matches for Nigerian and the RestOfAfrica(ROA) Subscribers' viewing.

Meanwhile, SA Subscribers still watches all EPL high profile matches on SS3.

For "ROA" you need SS5 which means you have to subscribe for "Premium".

See today's matches and comment accordingly.

It's quite frustrating as I have Compact + subscription active but now am being denied of EPL high profile matches.

DSTV is stepping on toes seriously. Please is there any other decoder within Nigeria I can go for? Afterall, it's not compulsory to use DSTV