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Celebrities / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Lagos 2015 Releases Stunning New Photos by caniva(m): 12:48pm On Aug 08, 2015
Most Beautiful Girl For Her Yard. grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Mysterious Death Of Soldier Leads Family To Suspect Military Cover-up by caniva(m): 12:44pm On Aug 08, 2015
No be today that kind thing don dey happen.

e don tey!

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of The Lady Accusing Timaya Of Rape by caniva(m): 10:30am On Jul 26, 2015
I don't understand what the lady meant by rape. lipsrsealed

Pls can she and Timaya do it again and let me see a video clip to confirm same?
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri-erewa Blast NBC On Radio Biafra Pix by caniva(m): 1:04pm On Jul 15, 2015
[size=13pt]You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. [/size]
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs And Their Loose Translations ... by caniva(m): 7:48pm On Jul 11, 2015
Housewife wey dey go borrow toothpick for bachelor-yard....na Boko-haram e dey visit
Business / Re: After Bvn Wahala. Nigerians To Face National I.d Card In September by caniva(m): 5:12pm On Jun 30, 2015
denedene:
ah!abeg o! lemme go and get my ID o! bvn don teach me serious lesson. ejor! who knows the procedure?


https://penrol.nimc.gov.ng/loginForm.tpl.html.php

See above link for enrolment.
Business / Re: CBN Extends BVN Registration To 31st October, 2015 by caniva(m): 3:55pm On Jun 30, 2015
No be lie

Business / After Bvn Wahala. Nigerians To Face National I.d Card In September by caniva(m): 3:44pm On Jun 30, 2015
[size=14pt]I JUST DEY LAUGH grin grin grin

and LAFF grin grin grin grin

and still dey LAFF grin grin grin grin

Don't even know what to write. But I trust the PICTURE IS EXPLICIT

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Business / Re: Bank Verification Number (BVN) And Crowded Banks (photos) by caniva(m): 1:24pm On Jun 30, 2015
[size=14pt]Avoid BVN Deadline Long Queue
Withdraw few cash
Go to a low profile bank
Open a new Acct
Reg. BVN at d same time
Take BVN no. to ur Old Bank
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Politics / Re: Driver Lies Under His Bus As VIO Officials Try To Impound His Car (photos) by caniva(m): 1:12pm On Jun 30, 2015
The guy don sign.... grin grin grin grin grin


Afterall, he won't allow them to ORUBEBE his source of livelihood
Nairaland / General / Re: Blast From The Past... by caniva(m): 5:54am On Jun 30, 2015
how time fly like butterfly

Politics / Re: Radio Biafra And Nnamdi Kanu: A Threat to Nigeria's Stability. by caniva(m): 11:41am On Jun 25, 2015
grin grin grin grin [size=15pt]UNITED STATE OF BIAFRA[/size] grin grin grin grin

[size=15pt]AND YOU THINK THIS IS POSSIBLE?[/size]

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Politics / Re: Ebun-Olu Adegboruwa Files Suit Against Buhari Over Delay In Appointing Ministers by caniva(m): 3:22pm On Jun 22, 2015
[size=16pt]CHEAP PUBLICITY.... [/size]
Phones / Re: Top 10 Addictive Games On Android by caniva(m): 5:32am On Jun 22, 2015
cao:

I've not played a single one of these games.


I dey reason am here too. I never dem any of those game as well.

I enter this topic believing i'll come across latest *baddest games in town from people that has life. But this OP fell my hand.

Even if I have 100GB and less than 30 mins to expire, I won't stoop so low to download those babyish girlish games.

Moreover, if game don't take up to 100mb - 150mb and beyond, I don't tink i'll download.
Phones / Re: Top 10 Addictive Games On Android by caniva(m): 7:34pm On Jun 21, 2015
OP... since I didn't see PES and FIFA in the list. I doubt if you are not from the Seventies.

Sluggish people play those craft games you listed.

Get adventurous and move on the fast lane of life.

Life is too short to play babyish games.

...No apology grin

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Phones / Hilarious: Phone With 5-batteries. [must See] by caniva(m): 3:32pm On Jun 21, 2015
Can you imagine! Phone with 5 good batteries. More reason you won't bee needing a data bank.

But wait Ooo. I have questions Ooo.

1] How many hours will it take to charge?
2] How many days will it take to discharge?
3] Won't it be too heavy to carry?

Lolsss...and confused.

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Politics / Re: Murray-bruce Wants NYSC Members To Be Given N500k Each Upon Passing Out by caniva(m): 3:24pm On Jun 21, 2015
shocked

I'll change my whole Identities.

Go back to school, graduate and serve again.

Nothing is impossible.
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Wears Very Long Braids: Fierce Or Disgusting? by caniva(m): 12:34am On Jun 20, 2015
And if somebody say this guy is a gay, you people will pick offence. angry

So, what do we call dis one now?

Even if he's not a gay but dresses likes this, do you think gay people won't have started to asking him out.

Well, i'll sit on the fence from now till when he'll come out clean as a gay. Meanwhile, I'm sure he know Former Pres GEJ injunction on gay practice in 9ja.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Buhari Condoles Chad, Borno | P.M. NEWS Nigeria by caniva(m): 5:36am On Jun 18, 2015
Yoruba says; ti ára ile-èni banjè ko'koro oni dodo, tia'aba sofun.

Kónkón anófun è oni jèka sun loru.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Photos: Military Officer Orders Man To Frog Jump For Scratching His Car. by caniva(m): 3:50pm On Jun 17, 2015
This picture would have been lovely if it captured the Officer's Vehicle Plate Number at least for identity concern. As you can see, the officer backed the camera.

And we'll know if Government and authority concerned would do something about it to avoid re-occurrence in future.

Advice to the Unlicensed Photographer, I hail you Ooo, you no dey even fear, how you get liver capture the pix self? If to say u're caught....Hnmmm>>>>>>> na "Kangaroo Jump" u for do.

Anyway sha, there is God OOoooo.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Rate These Before And After Effects Of Photoshop Works - Genius Media by caniva(m): 3:44pm On Jun 16, 2015
You are still a learner>>>>>Don't let them deceive you Oooo.

You know try shy-shy.
Career / Re: About Relocating To Nigeria From The United States by caniva(m): 3:38pm On Jun 16, 2015
[size=17pt]Electricity go tell am the right answer.[/size]

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Career / Re: The Best Way To Ask For Salary Increase From Your Boss And Get It ! by caniva(m): 9:35am On Jun 15, 2015
PMB loves that thing when it's BIG grin grin grin grin

NYSC / Re: Corper Kidnapped In Rivers State Yesterday- SEE PHOTO by caniva(m): 8:19pm On Jun 14, 2015
I don read everybody's comment. I come dey reason why all of you sleep and faces same place.

Sey! u no see say the guy cute ni. Na woman kidnapped am and they won rape am ni.

Don't worry, Akam will be back soon.
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Celebrates 35th Birthday Party With A Big Booty Cake (photos) by caniva(m): 3:30pm On Jun 14, 2015
Ee'yah! cry cry cry

They don finally get this guy. aah! embarassed embarassed embarassed

Ìkúnlé ábìyamó Ooo
Crime / Re: Fetish 419 Syndicate In Ibadan Arrested By Police (Photos) by caniva(m): 3:23pm On Jun 14, 2015
Nollyhood are to be blamed for all these trash emanating from the African largest city, Ibadan.

Nollyhood ought to have do us a "Jaw-Dropping HORROR film" using the ancient city since there are horror fellow like this evil perpetrators within it.

Pls no take offence Ooo, I just dey reason am like dat ni Oooo.
Politics / Re: Anxiety Mounts As Buhari Keeps Tinubu, Atiku In The Dark Over New Cabinet by caniva(m): 3:14pm On Jun 14, 2015
Are you now telling me Tinubu and Atiku are not rich enough to buy ordinary "Tiger Generator" to put some light in the darkness PMB put them to?

I just dey reason if OP even read before posting.

Shiorrr.
Phones / Re: My Phone Has Been Locked! By A Virus!! by caniva(m): 10:28am On Jun 14, 2015
Kóntinue...Cuz I know you are lying. undecided

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Celebrates His 52nd Birthday Today by caniva(m): 1:06pm On Jun 12, 2015
PASTOR T.B OCTOPUS,

Please tell us if there is any calamity around the world now that you're celebrating you b'day.

Don't come and release "framed video" after it must have happened (God forbid) when people and properties would have been lost.
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Calls Out MTV Base For Not Nominating Him For MAMA Awards 2015 by caniva(m): 12:54pm On Jun 12, 2015
[size=13pt]My dear Burna Boy,

Let me tell you the REAL truth your FANS won't tell you.

You songs sounds as if you are "MURMURING" ...You have to speak/sing clearer to get Nomination.
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Please don't be offended...na my mind I "sparked" .......wish you best of Luck in your chosen music career.

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Find This Boy,please Call This Number=0805-2675-667 by caniva(m): 11:22am On Jun 11, 2015
[size=16pt]Please include the BOY'S NAME. It will also help.[/size]
Family / WONDERS: Man Adopted Wife's SURNAME After Marriage. by caniva(m): 11:05am On Jun 11, 2015
I think it's high time we do something about this "CHANGE" we all are clamouring for.

Seems "CHANGE" has been twisted further and this time I can confirm it's MADNESS.

American actress Zoe Saldana has responded to criticism following her husband's decision to adopt her surname after marriage. It's usually women who take their partner's name - but are things changing?

Infact, to my surprise, it's not only one person...they are many of them and they even have the gut to defend their "good" reasons.
Link >>>> below

-A new wedding trend? The men taking their wives' names
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-33085652


The question now is...Can you adopt your wife's surname?

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