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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Her Shoki Dancing Skills Again In New Picture by caniva(m): 7:42am On Jan 06, 2015
Na Waka pass I dey do Ooo
Politics / Re: Photo Of President Jonathan's Younger Sister Who Died Yesterday by caniva(m): 12:41pm On Jan 05, 2015
Hnmmmm!

This Oga Jonah get juju for body sotey! His Sister self follow Die for people wey come his way.

You will recall Madam Patience Adopted Mother self died around last year or so.


Hnmmm! If you are related to anyone related to GEJ, lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Don't say you hear this from me OOOooooo undecided undecided undecided undecided
Politics / Re: I’ll Sanction Mbaka If He’s Under My Diocese, Says Onaiyekan by caniva(m): 8:36am On Jan 05, 2015
Continue...14th of February is here already.

GMB till 2019
Politics / Re: Why Father Mbaka Is Fighting Jonathan. by caniva(m): 8:16am On Jan 05, 2015
Aah! Dragging Men and House of God into Politics is like Dragging your feet in blood socked mud. It just won't wash away.

Politics / Re: Controversy Rages On Over Buhari’s Certificate by caniva(m): 8:09am On Jan 05, 2015
http://www.punchng.com/news/only-court-can-disqualify-buhari-inec/

Only Court can stop GMB.

Enemies, go to Court or embrace Transformer

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Celebrities / Re: Photo:Patoranking Grabs Seyi Shay's Bum Bum At Lagos Countdown Event by caniva(m): 7:38am On Jan 05, 2015
Carry on Broda, it's normal. *enjoy while you still liveth.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Storms Teaching Hospital Ikeja (photos) by caniva(m): 12:31pm On Jan 04, 2015
Toys....well, am sure some people just wanna make headlines

Crime / Re: I Use Urine To Prepare Moi-Moi For My Customers – Alleged Witch Confesses by caniva(m): 12:26pm On Jan 04, 2015
I can't remember the last time I eat moi-moi self.
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Fans Accuse Sean Tizzle Of Bleaching by caniva(m): 12:17pm On Jan 04, 2015
Sean is my friend. And I'll narrate what exactly happened to you all.

You see, he didn't bleach nor tone his skin. He has been using his girl friend's cream who happened to be a light complexion lady.

But don't worry, he is working on a new singles then he'll get enough cash and return to his normal cream.

Regards
Crime / Re: Father Christmas Arrested For Defiling 5-year-old Schoolgirl by caniva(m): 12:05pm On Jan 04, 2015
HaaAaaaa!
Crime / Re: Mother Kills Own Day Old Baby by caniva(m): 8:07am On Jan 04, 2015
Space booked
Politics / Re: Read APC Lagos State Gubernatorial Candidate Akinwunmi Ambodes Manifesto by caniva(m): 8:05am On Jan 04, 2015
2015 Election is too near to read a whole textbook.

Afterall, PDP & JayKay are taking Lagos come 2015.

Rodger that Errand Boy
Religion / Re: Why Can't Men Wear Earrings In Church? by caniva(m): 7:53am On Jan 04, 2015
Sitting on the fence while you all comments. grin

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Education / Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by caniva(m): 7:46am On Jan 04, 2015
I smell PDP angry handy work in their daughter's previous failures.

With APC, the future is brighter all over Africa
Religion / Re: Funny Church Posters by caniva(m): 7:37am On Jan 04, 2015
We came to this world at the very odd time.

May God help us all.
Politics / Re: Fg Declares Jan 1st & 2nd, 2015 As Public Holidays by caniva(m): 11:33pm On Dec 30, 2014
Brightology2:
lolz una nor go use laff kill person with dis una mohammed mata.so una dey bless n gv mohammed peace,instead of him 2 gv una.na wa 4 wire road

Are you ok at all?
Politics / Re: Fg Declares Jan 1st & 2nd, 2015 As Public Holidays by caniva(m): 11:32pm On Dec 30, 2014
Another reason to vote for GEJ in 2015.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: should I retain or take this new job - pls advice by caniva(m): 9:44pm On Dec 30, 2014
You see, since both jobs are Contract Base. Why not leave them and start searching for a Permanent Job.

No need to thank me, cos am sure your eyes would cleared after reading the above.

Good luck.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Grades Jonathan's Performance On His Customized T.Shirt (Photo) by caniva(m): 6:33pm On Dec 30, 2014
Nawa Ooo, Dino self dey follow talk bad about GEJ.

Someone that couldn't maintain family ties.

Politics no get respect Ooo
Politics / Re: Shocking Security Report : BUHARI Has A Terminal Disease- DAILY POST by caniva(m): 6:25pm On Dec 30, 2014
berem:
Any one who wishes General Muhammadu Buhari death,may the wishes and fulfilment of painful death go back to his family in million folds in Jesus name!!

Amen

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Fashion / WOMEN LEG CHAIN: What's Your View? by caniva(m): 6:39am On Dec 21, 2014
What's your opinion on women with leg chain? cos people like me perceived them to be flirt or promiscuous.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank is Giving 2nd Chance by caniva(m): 1:07pm On Dec 17, 2014
Read the instruction carefully to determine your batch in terms of your test-date and time.

Got mine for FRIDAY.

Fashion / Female Leg Chain: What's Your View? by caniva(m): 12:23pm On Dec 15, 2014
Fellow NairaLanders, Please What Is Your Perspective On Females Who Wears Leg Chains.

My opinion is "THEY ARE WHORES" or probably "JUST BEING FLIRT".

Meanwhile, it's not good to STEREOTYPE, therefore I don't want to use my 1 or 2 experiences to judge all.

Since "ONE" can't necessarily represent "ALL"

Career / Re: TOP 12 Jobs That Would Soon Go On Extinction In Nigeria by caniva(m): 11:39am On Dec 15, 2014
4) JOURNALISM (Newspapers)- Who are those that buy newspapers.? They are mostly old people who as little or no knowledge of the internet. The youths of nowadays simply prefers to view news and happenings on bloggers sites and other websites.


Initially, I was reading through your intriguing write up, but had to stop after getting to "No. 4 above"

You might be right from your point but let me enlighten you and any other who shares same view(s) with you.

-Televisions and internet connections while provide news faster than the newspapers, it cannot have the width, breadth and depth of the newspapers and do not provide the comfort of the repeated references at our leisure and comfort apart from harming our eyes because of the glare and being the source of health hazards because of radiations.

-People of all profession need newspapers. Engineers, doctors, scientists, professors and other professionals need them to know the day-to-day developments in their respective fields. Businessmen need newspapers to keep in touch with the economic and commercial trends in the country and see current share prices. Politicians need them to read recent political events in the country. Others read newspapers to know how changes around them affect their life. Students read newspapers to broaden their knowledge and keep abreast of the recent developments in various fields, be it in politics, economics, science, sports or art and culture. Newspaper is an important tool of the learning process for students.

-Advertisements in newspapers are also very informative and give lots of information about the world around us and recent trends apart from being very entertaining. The editorials and the articles in the editorial page of the newspapers are always very analytical and give insight to the news and their background.

-In conclusion: Newspapers remain the only reference to past events as it continue to affect the present scenarios. For example, go to the court room and see how NEWSPAPERS from decades are used to decide current judgement.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Patoranking Dance Sexily At Headies 2014 (Again) by caniva(m): 10:58am On Dec 15, 2014
I love this Girshy! She's good in her career. grin grin grin

Bad-belle people should free her. tongue tongue tongue tongue
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Online Test by caniva(m): 3:50pm On Dec 11, 2014
[size=13pt]For some of you that haven't seen your PASSWORD e-mail page.

Just click on "FORGET PASSWORD"

and provide your e-mail when prompted.

It confirms that a mail containing your PASSWORD has been sent.

Cheers.
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Celebrities / Re: 9ice Rides Horse To APC Secretariat To Submit Nomination Form by caniva(m): 9:55am On Nov 26, 2014
How many people follow am self? e for come hire more people for my crip in OYINGBO.

Best of LUCK
Celebrities / Re: Happy 32nd Birthday Don Jazzy by caniva(m): 9:43am On Nov 26, 2014
wink wink wink [size=14pt]Hnmmm! I believe that's Don Baba's "Music Age"[/size]. grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Prevent Speaker Aminu Tambuwal From Entering The National Assemb by caniva(m): 3:09pm On Nov 20, 2014
Show of shame. **Weeping for the coming generation**

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stop Placing Unrealistic Targets On Marketers, CBN Tells Banks by caniva(m): 2:58pm On Nov 20, 2014
[size=15pt]And so. Wetin you go do dem?

We all know CBN is the POLICE and same CBN would come overnight to THIEF.
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Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Prevent Speaker Aminu Tambuwal From Entering The National Assemb by caniva(m): 2:56pm On Nov 20, 2014
cheesy cheesy cheesy ............ grin grin grin


[size=15pt]Infact! There was a country.[/size]

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Security Operatives Take Over National Assembly Ahead Of Reps’ Sitting by caniva(m): 2:53pm On Nov 20, 2014
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

[size=15pt]aaah! e don reach dis level?[/size]

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