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Jokes EtcRe: Am New Here! by cantell(m): 12:07pm On Oct 13, 2012
AnnbabyHot: And u are still opening that mouth to talk.....


Shameless old man!

Go and look for work
Biscuit head, i have a job already ===> kicking your silly a$$.
Next time, try your size!
PoliticsRe: Achebe On Awolowo: Has He Gone Too Far? by cantell(m): 4:39pm On Oct 11, 2012
Desola: Abeg, tell them o. But you really need to be talking to your daughters about this. They just seem not to be able to resist the advances of the Yoruba boys.
The ones hooking up wit the yoruba men are nothing but the rejected ones(my mama say i be Igbo).
So they can feast on our leftovers, we don't mind.
CelebritiesRe: Nkem Owoh In Land Tussle With Widow by cantell(m): 2:53pm On Oct 11, 2012
deluckiest: It is a shame for a man of his status to be involved in this land mess. If this story is true I've lost my respect for him.
You gonna lose your respect for him cos he got into a land tussle with a widow?
You sound as if he's a god. He's a human like the rest of us. We all have problems.
PoliticsRe: Senate Condemns UNIPORT Killings by cantell(m): 2:22pm On Oct 11, 2012
DMainMan: [size=14pt][size=14pt] u c y Sharia is gud. if it were to b in a sharia state, d worst de would av done is to cut dere hand and that is if they are guilty with witness. But in a lawless christian dominated state, look at what happened. This is a proof of barbarity, violence, hatred, avarice and evil mongering among non muslims. u guys are bloody, scallywag confirmed terrorists infidels that killed your fellow christian uniport students.

No religion wil b accepted except ISLAM. While there is life, there is hope. I understand that the media are doin whateva it takes to ridicle Islam with fallacy but u dont have to fall to their prey anymore.

To know the truth about ISLAM, go to:
http://www.islam.com http://www.islamonline.com http://www.islamicreligion.com

For a free copy of the Holy Qur'an,
Go to: http://www.qurandownload.com

PARADISE AND HELL FIRE IS REAL. U WILL HAVE NO XCUSE ON THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT undecided undecided undecided[/size][/size]
shocked shocked shocked
Using someone else's tragedy to score some cheap points?
Truth told with a bad intent is worse than any lie that you can invent.
FamilyRe: We The Mothers Of This Country Place A Curse On The Land Of Aluu by cantell(m): 1:41pm On Oct 11, 2012
If they were found guilty of something, it's still not a good reason for wasting their lives in such a horrible manner.
They deserved better.
My heartfelt sympathy goes out to the families of the young men who lost their lives.
May the good lord give them peace, comfort and strength.
PhonesRe: New Smartphone Market Thrives In Nigeria by cantell(m): 1:24pm On Oct 09, 2012
Kslib: Hmmmn, this same people said that more than 70% of the Nigerian population earn less than 1$ per day.. The same people said more than 70% of the population sleep hungry.. Na im be say na hungry belle most people dey use ping/browse...
You'd be surprised what Nigerians can do.
Some borrow money just to renew their BB subscription.
A guy i know once asked me to lend him 500 bucks to subscribe to Mtn weekly plan, til he gets money for is usual monthly subscription.
I felt sorry for the guy.
Technology MarketNew Gotv Decoder & Antenna For Sale. by cantell(op):
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Am New Here! by cantell(m): 5:28pm On Oct 06, 2012
AnnbabyHot: Attention seeker! Is like girls in ur area ignores u because of ur mouth odour..and u are here on net trying to get ladies attentionhuh? God forbid! U are knocking at the wrong door, pls check the next door...

Father forgive me for having talked to cantell in the first instance...


I rest my case!
Olodo! Mouth odour? Thats what your silly brain can come up with?
If i wanna seek attention, you'd be the last person on my list!
Jokes EtcRe: Am New Here! by cantell(m): 5:14pm On Oct 06, 2012
booqee: na die for this girl oh.. undecidedfirst she talk say 2009, now she rewind d date..she come talk say na 2005..which levels now??. Just say d truth and let d devil be ashamed! grin
Don't mind the silly brat.
Next she'll claim to be the owner of Nairaland.
Jokes EtcRe: Am New Here! by cantell(m): 1:46pm On Oct 06, 2012
AnnbabyHot: I will do NO such thing. Afterall She started it all. Besides, I am not new here,i hv been visiting NL joke section since 2005 as a visitor.. so bon that newbie stuff
2005 indeed! Were you in diapers when you visited? Cos last time i checked, 6months old babies do not use the net.
Jokes EtcRe: Am New Here! by cantell(m): 6:39pm On Oct 05, 2012
AnnbabyHot: Go and work for ur children jor....





Old Fool!
Old fool sounds like a nice way to address your father.
Music/RadioRe: Onyeka Onwenu Is Back! by cantell(m): 4:10pm On Oct 05, 2012
^^Your mama!
Okoko, Use the damn search engine!
Music/RadioRe: Onyeka Onwenu Is Back! by cantell(m): 3:28pm On Oct 05, 2012
Mynd_44: Who is she again?
Your mama.
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna & Chris Brown Attend Jay-Z Concert Together by cantell(m): 3:12pm On Oct 05, 2012
2sa2: That's one thing with women/girls, if you like beat them, if they love you, they love you.
Exactly.
FamilyRe: My Uncle Has Been Kidnapped by cantell(m): 12:30pm On Oct 05, 2012
So Aba boys has come to stay in lagos.
A friend of mine was kidnapped last year and he paid 3m before they released him.
When they first got him, they wanted 1m. The wife paid them 1m but they demanded for extra 2m.
They released him and detained his wife.
He had to cough out a whoopin 2m again before they released his wife.
Some weeks later, they were caught but the pay was nowhere to be found.
The kidnappers informant was a former apprentice of my friend, who was sacked some months before the incident occurred.
@op,
I pray your family settles wit them.
Don't put your hope in NPF cos they'll surely disappoint you.
Just negotiate with them and see how it goes.
RomanceRe: Where Did You Meet Your Lover? by cantell(m): 1:43pm On Oct 04, 2012
yuzedo: On top of the Iroko Tree inside Aso Rock...(Near the Plantain Tree) cool
We went for "midnight meeting!" wink
Witches and wizards.
Mrs..Chima:
With my legs open.
Onto ashi levels na. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Am New Here! by cantell(m): 1:08pm On Oct 04, 2012
AnnbabyHot: Your wifehuh?



Dat ugly Foollll?? oh sorry dude...U got no wife here......
Ugly foool? Yet you don't even have a pic in your profile to back up your beauty claims.
Silly girl.
FamilyRe: Letter To The Singles!!! by cantell(m): 12:49pm On Oct 04, 2012
Ujujoan: And YEA, I'm married!
See broadcasting!
You don tell us before na.lol
FoodRe: Which Soup Combination Do You Like The Most? by cantell(m): 5:18pm On Oct 03, 2012
afam4eva: I hate soup combination like hell. It's like mixing salt and sugar together.
Chop knuckle. Hate it like there's no tomorrow.
blink182: Ogbolor and Egusi soup
Ogbono not Ogbolor.
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Devil Misunderstood? by cantell(m): 3:01pm On Oct 01, 2012
Callotti: Please, it is not by force to read or reply my posts.
You are boring. . .You only show up to derail posts.
I most certainly do not need attention from a she-MALU like you.
Crawl back to your pit-latrine and eat some more feces.
It looks like you are starved of some affection around NL.
Happy Monday coming up.
I don't see you. . .you don't see me. kiss
Taking on your heels already emptyhead?
You post crap and you expect to be left alone?
Which delusional world are you living in? Mars?
Fucking trash-ho!
truthislight: well, if some one says he represents God, it will not be out of place to lead by example

you with God!

Do you think you have all the facts about the bible?

Dont you think you are missing somethings some how?

Well, it is not a bad idea to be asking questions.
She's a dead again christian like acidosis illustrated in his thread.
She's trying so hard to be an atheist but it doesn't really work that way.
Doesn't fit the profile of an atheist. She's jonesing.
RomanceRe: What Do U Love Most About Ur Patner? by cantell(m): 11:23pm On Sep 30, 2012
ghettodreamz: Even those wey no get anybody in their lives go follow body, borrow words talk, wasting space just to mark register. huh
True talk.
RomanceRe: When Your Girlfriend Or Boyfriend Is The Laughing Stock Of Others by cantell(m): 11:06pm On Sep 30, 2012
pDude: What's with the fonts? Are u 190?
No, a dedicated fan.
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Devil Misunderstood? by cantell(m): 8:53pm On Sep 30, 2012
^^Next moniker ke?
Was hoping to see the incomprehensible jargons that usually comes wit ur username, but i guess you've added lil sense to that empty brain of yours. Kudos biscuit head!
FamilyRe: Signs Of An Irresponsible Man by cantell(m): 8:42pm On Sep 30, 2012
ijebabe: You started off nice but being a man you had to ruin the end! Kudos!
tongue
Guess you're the type that hates the truth.
nyere84: He enters the bathroom wen u are taking your bath without knocking, just becos he is the man in your life.
Wtf! Shitty excuse!
What happened to no secrecy in marriage?
Remzolution: More signs are: 1.wen he washes his pants n pushes his wife's asyd. 2. Wen he eats n dnt park up n wash d dishes. 3. Wen he givs money 4 food yet does nt asist in d cookng. 5. Wen aftr eatng he cnt knil down n say fank u 2d wife. 6. Wen he only pays d fees yt does nt drop d kids or pik dm off 4rm skul...i can go on and on, bt ds wil do 4now. I hop my contributn is plausible?
Your sarcasm is noted.
Christianity EtcRe: 3 Types Of " Christians " On Nairaland by cantell(m): 8:13pm On Sep 30, 2012
@op,
You should add calliotti to your list of dead again christians.
The little heel has lost her way and attacks God anytime she pleases.
She's a hopeless case.
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Devil Misunderstood? by cantell(m): 8:06pm On Sep 30, 2012
^^Me tribalistic?
You must be high on cheap crack.
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Devil Misunderstood? by cantell(m): 7:58pm On Sep 30, 2012
Callotti: Because the Christian God is a SADIST! kiss
The Devil is purely a Christian concept. . . created for the sole purpose of shifting the 'goal posts' of their God's imperfection. The concept of the "Devil" makes the incredibly DAFT Christians believe some other than GOD is responsible for their guilt, shame, suffering and moral depravity!

Ha! While the SADIST OF A GOD laughs his azzze off as the christians have their dense, spiritual azzzes whooped to kingdom come! cheesy

I lovvvit! cheesy
Arrrgh. . . Blasphemy in the highest order!
May the good lord forgive you and have mercy on you.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Ur Bb Pin You Might Just Be Lucky To Meet Your Life Partner by cantell(m): 6:22pm On Sep 30, 2012
cyberhax: Hello everyone. Recently moved to abuja and would love to meet some nice ladies in abuja. I'm male, 33, an engineer and here's my pin 314EAF4F. Add me up ladies
Bro, they're no nice ladies in Abuja unless you get heavy pocket.
Trust me, i know.
RomanceRe: Guys Wey Dey Wash Their Girlfriend Underwears by cantell(m): 6:19pm On Sep 30, 2012
Sybellah: he just pretend not too gringrin but inside he is the happiest
Good example to follow *nodding*
Pretend not to be happy? Dats the weirdest thing i've ever heard.
FamilyRe: When Was The Last Time You Cried by cantell(m): 5:58pm On Sep 30, 2012
tegax: June 29th dis year. I forgot my laptop in a taxi. Can't still forgive myself till date
because of ordinary laptop? Me wey cry because of my lost mtn sim card nko? grin

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