₦airaland Forum

annita19: The stupidest statement ever, no offence

annita19: Btw I never said I was searching for a boyfriend

LagosShia: From a western viewpoint he was wrong.

But from a muslim point,it is not.and why I'm I to believe you're right.

pro01: Don't know about ya'll, but I think this "owner of Nairaland" tag Seun likes to hang on his neck seems rather smug and megalomaniacal. Mark Zuckerberg has never referred to himself as the 'owner' of Facebook, nor has anyone else referred to him that way.

Nigerians are too fond of unnecessary bigmanism, as reflected in their love for grandiose titles. Founder of Nairaland sounds much better than 'owner' of Nairaland.

Having said that, oya make we continue with the toasting to Seun.

kitty kat: Its crazy that I hv to come to NLD to do this but u know when its really precious u have to...

I hv been terribly busy. Sorry I wasn't there when you... I wish u cld understand. My head and heart is in a turmoil. Taking a real step is not easy.

You are a girls best friend, inspiration and confidante. I don't even know what to say. I am confused and scared.

Pls pick my calls

freecocoa: For me its not making fun of them per se, cos its nothing short of the truth.

They use too much oil to cook and saying that isn't a crime or derogatory.

ebby4lyf: it comes with 320gb harddrive
30 games
2 wireless pads
it has been cheaped nd u can download games or copy games with it.

hardbody: Bros, subtract N2.5m from N18.0m, the value of the difference is higher than the number of doors to opened. A rational mind will increase his taxi fleet and probably do a lot more with N15.5m. My reason is simple, why would one person have N18.0m while several others are wallowing in poverty. The money should go round.

Freiburger: Why is this topic termed refugees? Are they seeking for asylum in Lagos?

odizzy: tanx my queen, u dnt rily knw wot ur compliment means to me

Mrs.Chima:
It is okay for manbitches to DEMAND SEX but a woman can't DEMAND RESPECT

Niggas!

Kx: You have a choice to buy at that price or move elsewhere and buy at the normal price.

ACM10: Which part of the east is she from? Can you name the town? Otherwise you sounds fake.

Royal Roy: KoboJunkie....hmm...I assume I will meet him/her at a newspaper stand arguing around 12pm still in pajamas.

addictiv: There was this time when i traveled for weeks and when i got back i noticed i had rats in my house, now i hate rats so much that i can shoot at one if i see it intsead of using stick. So i got rat poison and as i was placing them in my room i decided to play a little prank on her.I used my index finger of my rat poison contaminated hands and touched my tongue with it, then i fell down and started to form convulsion. mehn the shock nearly killed her she screamed so loud that i started laughing, and then the next thing i heard was a loud sharp whining on my left cheek,then it dawned on me that i had just been slapped.A whole me, even my mum has never slapped me. As i wan form vex she just broke down,(i guess the shock of seeing me lying on the floor dying was to much for her to handle) but seeing her cry made me forget about the slap and i had to console her. At times we joke about it but mehn that slap fit compete with my popsi own.

dayokanu: Cos they are not known to fight for their God

dayokanu: https://cdn.punchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/A-map-showing-the-six-geopolitical-zones-in-Nigeria1.jpg

Na wa ooo. From thread to thread.

What happened to the SE/SS alliance? Or was it just a means for the notorious parasite to feed off another group?

Andre Uweh: Boy, am from Imo state and I know about my state as well as Abia state very well. I have equally read the works of K. Dike about Niger-Delta. Imo and Abia as well as Akwa Ibom are oil producing state but has nothing to do with Niger Delta. By Niger delta, it is where the Niger River empties into the atlantic ocean from different estuaries. They are in Delta, Rivers and Bayelsa states.

SmoothCrim: Imperial Ghanaian RULE now!!

Tonia Lee: My 1 year and 7 months son has this terrible habit of sucking while putting his hands into someone`s armpit.I have tried severally to stop him.But he just wont stop and i fear it is beginning to affect the shape of his mouth.What can i do to stop that habit? Thanks

Demdem: u are basically saying am jobless

adekay09: 1000 applications to do basically the same job, GENIUS...carry on

makizee: Except from bn an hotspot for wifi connectivity, a nokia E5 can do virtually all u listed here,pdf files conversion, word and all dt good sturv...aybe you should check the phone out...I have a bb too though.

Mr. Globe:
SEUN WHY IS IT THAT YOU ONLY USE Yorubas AS YOUR MODERATORS, AND PLEASE DONT TELL ME ABOUT THOSE FEW REJECTED IGBOS YOU CHOSE WHO HAVE ALL LOST THERE IDENTITIES AND ARE TRYING TO BE MORE Yoruba THAN AWO.